[One Shot] A County Affair: Prologue

Brennan: I'll tell you this for free. . . Me: I AM PAYING FOR THIS PATREON, BRENNAN

Lyndall Cave

i love that 2/3 of that is a conversation about bathroom courtesy xD

Ran Sherman

We may not have velcro as adults but I wear Vans to this day to avoid laces.

Katlynn

Shower Lacroix for everyone!

Trigger warning The irony that exactly 7 days after this I checked on a family member who went to use the shower, 50minutes after they went in, and it turns out they overdosed. Thats crazy timing

Christopher Huffman

I have IBS so I am spending at least 50 minutes to an hour on the loo. I could not get my bathroom business done in 20 minutes or less. Showering is like 10 minutes max.

Miyaa

i’m less certain of this statement now that i’ve reached the end of the recording.

Candace Lee

this would be an ADORABLE animation

Candace Lee

Let’s see cram Daniel’s eventually

AGENTAPPLES

Brennan is correct. How long I’m taking is my business.

Bee Ami

That chicken has a gun... I'm in.

Agiddysea

Since wing tips are the standard they could have Velcro to the tongue on the sides instead of laces. This maintains the look but adds the convenience

Megan Gass

1. I look forward to the madness that these players will bring to Erika's game. 2. I live in a more rural area and I never heard this shoe tying song in real life. 3. I find tying shoes a waste of time, but don't want to have loose laces flopping around to trip me up. I like to get these Merrell shoes, https://amzn.to/3PE6fKz. They've met any business dress codes I've had to deal with. Plus, they're super comfy and easy to put on/take off.

Manzabar

Ah ha, it is in Fireside. OK, that makes sense. I was thinking it'd be separate, thanks!

I think it’s like the fireside chats, you can listen on a podcast app via the rss link but it won’t be on the public feed

Evilest Teapot

Are we not able to listen to these via podcast app, and can only listen on here?

Y'all are all just fucking magic. From the silliness of the Players to Taylor's "Feeling Teased! GOOD."

Rokisha

Velcro shoes fit the principles of universal design: useful for everyone, especially for those who can't tie shoes, whether because they're too young to learn or because of some disability. Rheumatism, anyone?

Carrie Mook Bridgman

This may not be chill to share products that yall say ya want....... buuuuuuuuut i mean velcro shoes are super important to me. and though i an adult fully in their 30s have small enough feet to still wear childrens blinky shoes, sometimes one needs dress shoes. I sew spats to the top of these, bam-zap-pow. dress sneakers. https://tinyurl.com/t5amywyt These are the velcro shoes i wear exclusively elastic laces system for never tying shoes again. Im austic and OCD, and have found its much easier for me to actually leave the house if putting on my shoes is completely hands free. Also for those who gym or have bodies constantly betraying them from the moment they wake up til they go to sleep... https://tinyurl.com/2dw2bauj UV Light with fan for clean not stinky shoes also works on strong farm animal smells.

Glitterbounce

I am excited to see this system in action. The explanation sounds promising.

highflyer95

Can't wait to find out how long the chicken stays in the bathroom.

Josh Freeman

Hey this is for the small chance that Taylor sees this we need more Spotify playlist. Normal exquisite is a great mood.

Gabe Norton

My grandma had a chicken named Ruthie. Ruthie thankfully did not have a gun

Crits

(not beautiful, but Vans definitely has their Old Skool shoes with Velcro for adults. I have them and it's the best. Highly recommend.)

Riley McInnis

Chicken with a gun? I’m all in 😁

trellbot

I'm fully ready for "see you at the trough, comrades" merch

Kitty Stryker

Nevermind, I looked at a calendar. We, and by “we” I mean “me”, got there eventually. They will be released on Thursdays.

Allyn

Will this be replacing WWW? Or will it be released along side WWW? And if y’all already said and I just missed it I am so sorry.

Allyn

MOTHER FUCKING WEEEEEEE HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY TO ME!

Corran MacCorran

Gulp gulp

John Clontz

Excited! And cheering Erika on on this first!

Esther

I am so excited immediately

jdthetugboat

Can't wait! This is gonna be a a blast, love you guys, and Taylor kills that sound design every time. Looking forward to whats to come

Elijah Braddy

This sounds like a fun time, can't wait ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧. Y'all are a treat too listen to, and that sound editing my guy you are slaying it.

Tren LF. (TheLagFairy)

I haven't listened yet, but my middle name is Ruth and I was named that after my aunt (RIP)... and I can't wait to see which one of us more closely resembles Brennan's gun-toting chicken Ruthie.

Sarah Vee

Can we get that background music as just a downloadable song? Because it rules. There's almost a Gangstagrass vibe.

Maggie

So excited to watch this!

Nathan Long

The bathroom conversation absolutely killed me 😂

Gabriela Staniszewski

Hey, can we get clarification on whether Erika actually swallows their toothpaste, like a creature God forgot?

Borangehat

My cock is a'crowin'

Michelle Spurgeon

I’m crying hahaha 🤣

Ravyn Mitts

As soon as I saw the chicken with a gun on the art, I knew that was Brennan.

Joshua rassier

Omg I can’t wait 😱

Casey Furtado

I just wanted to point out that one of the songs in the Don Bluth film Rock-a-Doodle is a much better shoe tying song. It’s not on YouTube though.

Patrick Ley

Sketchers Slip Ins are damn close to the Velcro shoe utopia brenna is looking for

Courtney Seebadri

As a patron I would just like to say that I feel my money is well spent on as many audio segments as you can all put together of the team just shooting the shit over random shit like bathroom habits. Truly, just, as much as you can record, I will happily consume. I would even pay extra.

Jerrud Collins

2 things I learned from this teaser: 1: Apparently you can’t get shoes with Velcro for adults, that are still considered “Nice shoes” in the US. Which prompts me to wonder if my country is the weird one in this equation. 2: Lou, Aabria, Erica and Brennan apparently have a similar friendship to what I had with my friends at 14 when I went to boarding school, where we sometimes showered together to save time. Which prompts me to wonder do they also, like me and my friends did, take naps at the same time in a big pile, and practice/work at the same time, so that no one worries that they are missing out on something. And also that there will be a new adventure and it sounds super fun.. so I guess I learned 3 things. In any case, I am excitement!😊

Idunn Pil Søndergaard

Best $5 I ever spent

Sean Ryan

Monk strap Oxford shoes are a nice fancy shoe choice without laces. They’re just buckles.

Mia Mac-Pry

All Hail Humble GM, ERIKA

FusRohNahSon

Im so excited for Erika to GM! Epicccccc

Katie Butler

Full on did a spit take when Brennan said "im Ruthie the hen" and lou immediately after "and i swallow" 😆

Katie Butler