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The Honourables feat. Gareth Dennis

NOTE: There's a slight issue with some echoes in this recording. We're trying to get it all fixed and will update if we can, but we don't want to delay the episode! Thank you for your patience, as ever..

Gareth Dennis returns to discuss infrastructure, growth, and the new airport runways that are about to festoon this island with promises of imaginary growth. But first, we present to you one of the Guys Of All Time.

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Comments

This guy is getting in trouble for chequing in on his mates.

Noblesse Oblahaj

"a card for an unrelated thing that im doing is Riley actually making Shadow Doge?

Martin Clarkson

That website has broken my brain. An excerpt from the blog: "Health support and supply critical to make the world go round. With further tremendous insult to our NHS by the government’s offer to increase wages 1% timber has increased cost up to 180% worldwide. Something is clearly wrong. The USA in a position to pay far more for timber leaving the UK to pick up the scraps." What does this mean??

Claire Gilchrist

My grandfather was the town planner that designed Bracknell and apparently the post-war obsession with endless roundabouts was because they thought we’d all be travelling by helicopter and would need lots of helipads

Josh L

One milf. Several milves.

Pilfering Kibble

The big incongruous "R" slowly heaves into view almost coquettishly. What perfect idiot has wrought this perfect web design.

burgerw

Riley do I have a startup for you: https://thronelabs.co Its failure mode is to just open the door on you while flashing the lights.

Erik Rehnberg

holy fucking shit, tears in my eyes laughing this is incredible

Julia Martin

The pocket slop universe

MCL

Sie könnten theoretisch der Linken beitreten, wir können die Art von Leuten die Podcasts wie diesen hören, sobald erstmal die Aushandlung des zukünftigen Parteikurses mit all den neuen Mitgliedern losgeht, gut gebrauchen.

Anggg

A private political party is such a strange idea to me

Donovan Burns

I think what is also overlooked is how much the BSW eating shit had to do with them trying to do Querfront to quickly. Up until the Migration bill at end of January Die Linke was expected to eat shit and the BSW was expected to squeeze in. Then they cosied up to the AfD and it crystallized a lot of people. I had entertain maybe voting BSW before I had grudgingly, fatalistically, settled on the Die Linke and BSW playing footsie with the AfD just bolstered that but for a lot of people that seems to have been the point where they came over. It also does not help that the BSW does not accept new members, like, at all.

Jan Meyer

Blindsight heaven but for nazis

FBH

What Nova describes is basically how The Culture deals with antisocial amd violent people. Just plop them down into VR so they get to live out their violent fantasies safely away from society.

Nick Roy

How the hell did Milo pull out an Oceania reference

Kieran SN

Ctrl-X Meta-Д Ctrl-ऒ enlightenment

Ijon Tichy

More runways? What did you do with all those bomber bases from the 40s? If you get those up and running then surely the Americans will return with crates of Coca-Cola and Lucky Strikes.

BarFly

Drop everything you are doing and look up "seven drunk cigarettes" in YouTube

Inconspicuous old man and mime

Super important update about hontheweb.co.uk When I go there on my phone the three photos on the home page carousel get progressively smaller by a certain percentage every time they come around. The same three photos just getting asymptotically smaller.

burgerw

The year is 2057 since the development of the ai goon camps life has been peaceful. That was until grintler the came.

Elek Tolman

Omg! I've been saying the put the bad people in the computer simulation for years now! That's all they seem to want anyway. My solution to Trump II was to let him go on a few rallies, then tell him he's won and send him to a Oval Office replica in Mar-a-Lago. Sure it would cost a few million for that and to install some shiny buttons that do nothing, and to create a replacement fox news, but we have AI now to make fox news for him in real time. Still better than the democrats no plan-plan I'd wager.

jamin

Every time you talk about Richard Evans all I can picture is Rich Evans of Red Letter Media

Joel Drayer

You must archive the website

Jermy

Taking 52 years to get your life started, like I did, is normal and fine. Taking 56 years to get your life going is just pathetic

Jermy

Buddha nature via exclusive use of Emacs

Penis Charles

With all respect sir, AI country music is pretty damn funny

Penis Charles

renamed #railnatter to hontherailway already

Gareth Dennis

Warhammer guys catching strays smh

Agripinaa

I have no idea what I was expecting for the website but it definitely wasn’t that. Beyond my wildest imagination.

Ruby

Incidentally, Israel-Palestine is, indeed, roughly the size of New Jersey. (New Jersey is the US state closest in size to Israel-Palestine.) Gaza is more comparable to Staten Island (or even Brooklyn) than it is to Atlantic City, though. Atlantic City is tiny!

Elsie Hupp

More specifically than The Matrix, the idea of sequestering the weird freaks into a metaverse where they can have all their libidinal pleasures fulfilled without bothering the rest of humanity is basically the world of Margaret Killjoy's excellent short story Beyond Sapphire Glass, and I'm saying that in full support of the idea. Well really I'm saying that because I immediately associated to that story from Nova's description and wanted to share it with anyone who hasn't yet read it: http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/beyond-sapphire-glass/

Elaine Åhlfeldt

Glad to be a subscriber on patrehon.

Nickthekiwi

I actually have a little spark of hope here in Germany, we as Die Linke are finally United after BSW left, we almost doubled in numbers since than, and unlike other parties we are now to large parts made up of highly motivated young people instead of the pensioners in the great Volksparteien. Now after the election we have to rewrite our program, but I am pretty sure that we will be able to keep a democratic socialist course, without falling to social democracy. Even though at the same time as this is happening the AFD is growing terryfyingly powerful

Anggg

Obviously the way to get paid silly money as a software engineer is to learn something ancient and cursed, like FORTRAN or COBOL. Or you could try and resurrect some quixotic language that never caught on, like Lisp.

Elsie Hupp

Having an actual computer science degree means you’ll be able to get a job doing the remaining well-compensated software engineering, though. To be fair, I do think most people should learn some basic Python scripting, just so they understand how computers work, but merely knowing a little JavaScript or Python was never going to be a job market panacea in the first place.

Elsie Hupp

I bet Leona Helmsley would have been able to pull it off.

Elsie Hupp

In all fairness to the Trump Gaza Atlantic City plan, Trump New Jersey Atlantic City was utterly unworkable, too, so perhaps the unique thing with Gaza is that it’s one of the few remaining places on earth where a Trump hotel hasn’t gone bankrupt yet. Or maybe Fred Trump will come back from the dead and save Gaza. Which would probably have a higher likelihood of success.

Elsie Hupp

a man in his 50's posting like a 15yo on a forum, gold.

SpookyPenguin

fwiw i'm still skeptical that LLMs can actually replace programming in general - but that won't stop our overlords from trying and what they are able to do will almost certainly make the job a lot worse for the people doing it

TheArcanist

On the plus side, when society collapses when you're in middle age you'll be able to participate in a Warhammer tech priest kind of thing.

Andrew Davis

There's a Misfits shirt on this website. Perfection.

Andrew Davis

In my personal experience having a family connection to the Lithuanian expat community in Detroit, I think quality construction lithuanian supplies would be smoked, pig's ears, basketballs, and potatoes.

BluetoothThePirate

The whole AI is the only way to get libinal pleasure makes me think about how the only goals of AI I could imagine fulfilling are all porn related and so much of AI boosterism just feels like terminal porn brain trying to justify itself

John Leavitt

man, i always get The Anxiety whenever i keep hearing about how programming work is being replaced by the big plagiarism machine when i'm currently in school right now for a computer science degree

TheArcanist

I get all tingly listening to you guys mocking Rhodesia II. please keep up the great work 🙏

Cormac

Hail wall!

Alistair SM J

“Get your Groks off” should’ve been the title

Ben Yardley

the original Glades Matrix was a paradise, but your brains couldn't accept it

Nemo

Horseless Steel Rail Carriages will Save the World buy the book

etienne

Oh wait that’s been beaten by the Worzel Gummidge screenshot. This is like looking at my dad’s Facebook page.

Sarah Dyer

Went to the gallery and the Facebook app screenshot??!!?!?!?

Sarah Dyer

So how long do you think it would take to poison Grok with Ao3 toxic yuri until she becomes woke? For a friend.

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

Apartheid swimming pool for annoying kids extrapolated to sexy grok matrix for chuds. Huh. Do you lot have a Kickstarter yet?

James Rule

To Gareth's point about AI being thrust on people in industries that don't want it as someone in a phone manning customer care role it's trying to be pushed there and no one wants it there either customers already hate the fucking automated call handling machine they'll hate it more when it's spouting made up crap at them

Alfie Hall

I made a DnD character based off Gareth Dennis, he's an artificer that constantly has prophetic visions of steel railed horseless carriages

Calvin Garbacik

Evans is talking about how he needs to build relationships or whatever and suddenly he goes 'and of course I'm doing it on the beach with this murderous sun' suddenly my attitude has become less 'lol look at these idiots' and more 'robespierre was right'

marilyn

Made exactly the same Avalanches joke to myself just before November said it, very proud of myself

Liam Kirby

Positions of patronage is actually the sequel to kinds of kindness

Lily W

OMG THEY BROUGHT ON A SECOND GUEST WHO LOOKS AND SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SOMEBODY WHO'D GET CAUGHT WALKING ABOUT NAKED AND DRUNK IN BIG TESCO

marilyn

Evans is explaining how he got invited into Lithuania by the Lithuanian government and met people in timber and construction from all round the world. In doing so, he uses the phrase '[we were] hoping we could, uh, conquer'. Cooper is smiling wide-eyed at him. Evans is doing his trademark sleazy smirk. This is fucking art.

marilyn

Evans: 'I was born in United Kingdom [sic], in a very fine county called Hartfordshire, my backround was in printing, I dipped into radio at the time, as well, simultaneously'

marilyn

Cooper: 'Why don't you tell us a little about yourself, in fact we want to know EVERYTHING about you from the moment you were born until this very point in time, and DO NOT leave out any of the good stuff from the hospitals or we will call your mother' WHAT IS HAPPENING

marilyn

Richard Evans already comes off as INCREDIBLY sleazy literally seconds into his appearance on screen

marilyn

The podcast's name is literally 'DaveCooper.Live', its slogan is 'Connect Grow Deliver', and there appear to be audio syncing errors that combine with the bluescreen background, his odd, inhuman gestures and facial movements, and his weirdly plastic-looking face to make him seem almost AI-generated

marilyn

The interviewer is called Dave Cooper and looks like a cross between a 1990s televangelist, a mid-level corporate executive, and a guy in a stock image used to illustrate an Onion article

marilyn

OMFG the videos page for the website has a video of a podcast interview of him, the interviewer is an American guy and he's already knocked it out the park with his opening line 'and today we're heading across the pond to the UK, or is it Lithuania, or is it Barbados?'

marilyn

hogs railed 🚂🐖🚂

Tristan Ryan

it's incredible

Gareth Dennis

Why is November proposing ideological directed evolution for the melted brains club in the AI slop Metaverse? When that inevitably breaks containment we'll witness depravity previously unimagined

John Her

The website is so good omg

Erin Taylor

wonder if Gareth thinks the Toronto-Quebec TGV is going to actually happen

etienne

Oh how dick the birthday boy has fallen...

kiwi


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