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Stupid Sexy Cryptids: [159-162]
159: Good Vibes
"Food quest time!" Sage announced.
“Um. Dream food won’t actually fill our stomachs,” I pointed out. “What’s even the point of eating in this place? Also, why do I even feel hungry or tired from walking in a dream?”
“Maximum realism, bruh. The food here fills souls with joy of shared experiences!” she stated and pulled off her cardboard cube helmet to reveal her human face underneath.
Red hair cascaded down her shoulders like liquid fi...
2026-02-10 00:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [156-158]
156: The Feast
One second I was wrapped in the group hug, squished by the warmth of my many girlfriends hugging me and Laika. Then something grabbed my consciousness and yanked it in two directions at once, like a piece of taffy being stretched by enthusiastic children at a carnival.
Part of me tumbled downward into some distant depths…
The rest of me remained in the Soviet café, watching as Shady exploded.
Yes, exploded.
Her blonde form detonated o...
2026-02-02 15:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [152-155]
152: The Song of Wormwood
Another stray. He just has to collect them all!
Shady rubbed her aching temples with a dark, furred hand, closing her eyes.
Deep, unnerving pain radiated from the base of her antlers down to the marrow of her bones. It felt as though someone had taken a sledgehammer to her soul and then tried to glue the pieces back together with cheap duct tape.
Multiple-soul-shard-resurrection and Astral Fountain sickness was a misery she wo...
2026-01-26 02:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [148-151]
148: Many Licks from the Heart of Darkness
"We write our own futures here, Solara. And we don't throw girls off tall bridges to fix the weather," I said.
Not anymore anyways. I didn't voice my thoughts of the Salem witch trials and the Spanish Inquisition memes.
"The Frontenachii tell me that MY world is outside of their finite doom curve or whatever and that they have never encountered a world so filled with humans. Isn’t that right, Commander?" I glanced at my...
2026-01-20 23:14:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhere the Predators Prowl Music Album [V: Jan 17, 2026]
Claimed:
Rune of Dawn:
Laurel:
Twin-Soul Flame:
T-Dust:
Five Souls:
Best Friends:
MacPaws:
Dimensional Chalk:
What was Lost:
Pied Piper of Entropy:
Trim your Domain:
Downloadable songs from Bloom/Predators in google doc:2026-01-17 17:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Where the Dead Things Bloom Music Album [V: Jan 17, 2026]
Summer Promise:
One Hundred Thousand Miles:
Bloom!:
Let me In:
Pack Vibes:
Made for Two:
Morning Wub:
Fort Bed:
Wake Up:
Highway Loops:
Quests:
Trouble:
Running for Love:
Stubb...
2026-01-17 16:47:40 +0000 UTC
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Stupid Sexy Cryptids Music Album [V: Jan 17, 2026]
Perfect Wiggle Food:
[Chapter 56 Song]
The Real Starshady:
[Chapter 61 Song]
Haunting Dreams: 2026-01-17 14:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post
January SSC HD arts and sketches!
Google doc with HD files:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1OFz6YPTEpPSR9HzVm9-EcMujLjIryoiC?usp=drive_link
Stupid Sexy Cryptids [144-147]
144: Festive Fencing
“You fucking beerch,” Wattica snarled, the black sword in her claws rearranging itself back into a massive gun aimed at Comet. “You’re going to pay for that!”
"Don't attack her with magic!" Sevviya barked, eyes glowing bright with astral sight. "Her clothes are… extra-reactive! They feed on intent!"
"Intent of what?!" Wattica asked, retreating away from Comet.
"They weaponize the concept of 'Naughty'!" Sevviya yelled back. "If you tar...
2026-01-11 23:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [139-143]
139: A Crowded Chessboard
“Your great-g
2026-01-02 22:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids: [135-138]
135: Fox Watches the Watchers
The fox-shaped shark exploded out over the bubbling Jacuzzi water and claimed my lap with supreme confidence of a flag planting conquistador claiming a new continent. Rainbow-nail tipped hands braced my shoulders and ocean-blue eyes struck me like a comet plummeting into the sun. Judging by the intensity of her stare, I wondered if her fox skulk was currently calculating the square root of my soul or somesuch thing that Skinwalkers did before they nommed ...
2025-12-25 18:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [131-134]
131: Saint Nikky
Evelithria descended into mad, gurgling, giggle-adjacent noises.
If she couldn't use the fleet anymore, if Nexali's railgun bolt to the head didn't do the job… Then she would make sure that her best, most jolly assassin would conceptually, permanently erase the Emperor of Humanity from existence!
"Appreciate the pep talk, Marshall," she finally relaxed ever so slightly. "I'll call you later, if I require a cleanup."
Stupid Sexy Cryptids: [123-125]
123: Rainfall
I tried to move my legs. They responded, which was a good sign.
Galateya wiggled on me slightly, gradually releasing me. Her eerie extradimensional wings winked out of existence, leaving only faint, fading rainbows in the air.
She stared up at the branch and flower-dome ceiling, eyes wide and unfocused. "I felt... you. While I was riding you. While you were inside her."
"Entanglement," Sage slurred. "We shared the data stream. High-bandwidth...
2025-12-03 01:06:41 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [120, 121, 122]
120: Uncollared Fox
We watched the Omnid broadcast with great curiosity for a few minutes. Eventually, the topic moved away from the Frotenachii interdimensional crimes onto Omnid general news.
“Boooooring,” Sage declared, blowing a raspberry at the holographic image of the Omnithornian news anchor discussing celebrity gossip.
The TVs became covered with static, the images fading away.
“But…” Galateya let out. “What if there’s more? We need to know if...
2025-11-28 20:56:19 +0000 UTC View PostSomebody Stop Him audiobook now out!
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The story con...
2025-11-18 15:43:39 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [110-112]
110: Tactical Sushi Deployment
I shoved another Philly roll into my mouth, watching as a curtain of rain blurred the two curvy Omnid figures. The ground beneath them erupted with wildflowers and pink moss spreading outward in perfect concentric circles, as if someone had detonated a botanical bomb.
Heh.
Good. This was what I'd hoped would happen—the two of them bonding, becoming friends, well… Maybe more than friends judging by how vigorously they were making...
2025-11-18 01:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [107-109]
107: Raelle Knight
Time slowed to a crawl as Sage melted into Galateya's warm embrace.
The Hurricane of Foxness swirled through Sage's Fractal Engine heart, thousands of vulpine voices singing unique tunes, disagreeing, agreeing, ebbing and flowing to and fro like an ever-shifting river delta.
FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND! The tempest roared.
She HUGGED us! She understands! She called us FRIEND!
Warm dragon! Smells like justice and gemstones and w...
2025-11-14 00:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [104-106]
Chapter 104: The Broken Keiy
Keiy marched into Corpse Seeker Kappa's interior, eyes blazing crimson, blade-like spider-like legs clicking against the crystalline floor with aggressive staccato beats.
"Kawathra!" she bellowed, voice unit crackling with poorly-modulated fury. "I need a fucking diagnostic RIGHT NOW!"
“Wuh??” The magpie Datamancer spun around, a thousand holographic charts shrinking. The magpie’s dark blue eyes widening slightly at the g...
2025-11-09 01:32:35 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [101-103]
101: The Emperor Calls For Aid
I didn't run far.
In fact, I barely made it fifty feet into the treeline before I stopped, crouched behind a massive Douglas fir, and activated the gun unit headband's enhanced auditory sensors.
Suddenly, I could hear everything—the rustling of pine needles, the distant cry of a hawk. Most importantly, I could focus the magitek device specifically to pick up Sage and Galateya's conversation from the distant parking lot with crystal clarity....
2025-11-07 18:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids Nov 5 Art
Sage human form:
Sage 50% Phase-Shift:
Sage Skinwalker Form [100% Phase-Shift]:
Copse Seeker, Nexxali, Kawathra [Ch 41 art]:
Stupid Sexy Cryptids [98-100]
98 Execution
What the fuck was I thinking?
I was already busy taking over a Frontenachii warship in one location. Now I was agreeing to be hunted by an emotionally volatile dragon and a Skinwalker I’d just met here, down on Earth!
The only problem was that the Frontend of my mind saw her.
Galateya.
She was standing taller. Color was returning to her scales. The frozen wasteland of the Books a...
2025-11-05 18:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [92-97]
92: Yesterday [I]
It all started with a
2025-11-05 04:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [88-91]
88: Skinwalker Clan
“I dunno. Maybe this attack is a distraction from some other dastardly vampire plan?” I ranted, pretending to be mentally coerced by the Skinwalker Charmchain into the conversation. “Maybe they ran out of bullets because their compound was blown up by the Frontenachii?”
I took a nervous breath. Looked at the extra-annoyed Galateya. Looked at Keiy. Looked at Count Chocula’s remains twitching slightly. Looked at the frozen customers. Looked at Fennel ...
2025-10-30 17:37:54 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [83-87]
83: The Justice Boundary
Galateya crack
2025-10-29 02:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post