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Worst Case Scenario ft. Nathan Tankus

Nathan Tankus explains exactly what Musk and his little gremlins are doing at the treasury, and how this could have some pretty enormous implications for the national and global economies. Also - the killing of a sacred duck (in Venice), the spending of a sacred $30 (on eggs, by an A.I.), and the theft of a sacred suitcase (this is the last Miguel Arruda for a while, we promise…).

The outro music is Gamou-me a Mala no Aeroporto (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LwXfKN5Q90)

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As someone who works with ancient Gov infrastructure, the point about Doge boys throwing Ai code in gave me chills. Some of that stuff is so old it might not even survive the gung-ho addition. You can try fix it but it'll not come back up.

WankerPants

The most hated weapon in America?

Josh L

getting the akio ohtori car from revolutionary girl utena in response to the bumper sticker

yoghurtmonitoring

I don't know if anyone has translated the song yet, the only part I could make out was "when I got to the baggage claim I didn't see my bag/ all I saw was a little bald man running away"

Seán Ó Cuireáin

reading the new Josh Ettingermentum newsletter to find out what are the horse race odds for Climate/Economy Stalin

etienne

Incredibly bleak episode, but I must say that Riley’s “calling out random place names while Milo attempts to announce his dates” continues to grow on me every time

James

[a magnet slaps on the board] “Sean Duffy?” [collective groans] “Wasn’t he naked on MTV?” “He’s going to let them staple some AI horseshit into the FAAs ATC systems and all the planes are going to crash” “No more air travel”

Jeremy Cohn

Honestly if Milo did a show in Bishkek I’d consider traveling to Kyrgyzstan.

Ryan

Enrico Dandolo straight up pornstar name

lol nope

More like "DEI-rock"

Man2quilla

We can't get climate Stalin but we can rebuild him in the aggregate "You want RFK? He's not even remotely left leaning" "Why do I like him Pete?" "He shuts down global capital"

Dave Clarke

USA WORST EXCUSE AT SCHOOL : Sorry I can't pay my debts today, my DOGE ate my payment federal agency. I can't stand either it's officially pronounced doggy. Jeez

Josep C.

🚨🚨🚨 chega alert - a Portuguese deputy attacked a rivals car and threatened him with a knife. But this is a different chega deputy from arruda btw https://www.jn.pt/5774781836/conselheiro-do-chega-acusado-de-destruir-carro-e-ameacar-com-faca-rival-interno/

Helena Maki

'Ah! A new Trashfuture! That will cheer me up, I wonder what amusing bits and strange ramblings will have me chuckling on the way to work. ' -1:22:08 later- 'Wow, the complex network of systems we all depend on for food, shelter and medication might collapse next week because a ket addict is mad his memes don't get enough likes. '

Nadia Castle

Holy fuck! Brace Beldon was right! It *is* pronounced "doggy"!

Joshua Fitzpatrick

can confirm that Nathan has basically been staring into the Aleph for the last two weeks

Shanti

I guess we are getting Climate Stalin in a way after literally all commerce grinds to a halt

Jeremy Cohn

he guested on Bloomberg Odd Lots

etienne

real Halberd Hours

Jeremy Cohn

New listener here. What is nathans podcast called? I heard “oddlots” but can’t find it when I search that or his name 😞

Wanderer

who are our people in this context?

jamin

🎶It's the end of the world as we know it!🎶

Libra

Because he’s an idiot with a lot of money and the ability to give himself government contracts

Mark Patsy

Well, to go back to Nova’s, or rather Riley’s, obsession with Blindsight, it’s like the billionaires or Silicon Valley or maybe just Musk himself is a parasite or predator who’s hacked the brains of the federal government to not see the threat. I think it would have been extremely difficult or impossible for you or me or an “adversary” nation to hack, but it was extremely easy for the specialized predator who had, to a great extent, already “hacked” the system. I’m thinking of that stoat or other mustelid that does the hop, squirm, and writhe dance that makes the rabbit just sit there as the weasel “dances” closer and closer

Jermy

“Maybe I’ll make him a pope but it’s gonna be avignon” I almost spit my coffee

pelicans123

You tell the ai you want to eat Italian and it sends a carcano rifle to your door

Noblesse Oblahaj

So... About time to buy some leather pauldrons and start welding spikes to my car then?

James Rule

I think you're on to something, fascism is the dark side of nationalism, but here at least that nationalism still has that but of course America is the best flavor. Even the slogan implies America was great, now why was it great-erm well..., and what happens when you can't facebook shit post back to the economic prosperity of 50 years ago... there are targets ready to blame... I could be biased though, I've recently been thinking about the US/UK difference and thinking part of the madness of being on the US side is watching vast resources expended on things that won't help people while the UK seems to no longer be able command a large share of global resources at all.

jamin

Bag it while the valuation is in freefall, then prop it up with Government contracts?

Reece Lawrence

Labour lanyards refuse to accept that the red rosette precludes them from being liked by Daily Mail/Telegraph/Reform/Tory brains. The day they accept is when they might deliver things people like and remember i.e. bin collections, less shafting from landlords and asset holders.

Salubrious_George

heartfelt deep sighs 🫂

Shivvy

wow okay I commented this before listening to the whole “impending financial apocalypse” part… suddenly the possible defunding of the EPA and inviability of environmental science as a career seems like the least of my worries, which probably isn’t a great sign

isaiah

"Like trying to fry a f***ing egg with a bicycle" Beautiful

Pilfering Kibble

"worst case scenario. Don't worry, its also a pun" if that ain't the tagline of our times, then I don't know what is.

Jonas Schwammberger

Being a graduating college student in the U.S. in any field that relies on government funding is a surreal experience right now. Yesterday I overheard another bio student talking about how the research team they were offered a job at may or may not have been disbanded due to publishing about genetic “diversity” (woke!).

isaiah

This is the first time in 3+ years that the mock reactions to the interview have matched the severity of it's content, kind of incredible

Toby Riding

ok but why is musk now trying to buy openAI when its grievously bloated design was just depantsed by deepseek

MI

Thankfully I’ve already come to terms with the world ending, so that’s a plus? I guess??

SixArmedSweater

"OpenAI doesn't know the nitty gritty details of your life so it frequently stops to ask you for information" Then WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?!

Dave Clarke

What's that about an imminent financial collapse brought on by the world's dumbest idiot? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me trying to buy gold!

Jordan Clementi

Trump Jr apparently shot a ruddy shelduck. Which is an absolute treat of a duck to see, very beautiful duck. So sad to have killed them :(

KillingVector

Luggage Nonce and bag shagger killed me

KillingVector

What are the chances that my kid lands in Glasgow to start his gap year same day my two fav pods drop new episodes... thanks Nova et. al.

Jason Kramer

Nate referencing that fetischpro video from the 90s fucking sent me https://youtu.be/3mTkB4-I9lk?si=Qw1n_yTYMC6xGZ8A

Lumberpile

I've seen an Office Jim edit saying "when you start finding fraud, those who cry 'stop' - are the ones doing the fraud" like 50 times today already on facebook. they're never gonna let this go. we're doomed

etienne

I joined the patreon for the luggagegate content, keep that delicious Lusophone fuckery comin!!!!

Jonathan Sutter

I really dislike Anarchists but I gotta admit that if the world financial system can be hacked and taken over that easily then they kinda have a point I have to concede to them

etienne

jamin demonstrating my suspicion our ppl existed then as well

Shivvy

Crying at the Milo Wario driving 5km under the speed limit w his 25 yo GF in the passenger seat

Shivvy

RETVRN (but it’s for Liz Truss being in the headlines) Ed: 🥬

Shivvy

Took that promise to the bank. I'm now a millionaire.

Man2quilla

not to do Left Wing Persecution Syndrome but if it had been Bernie and he tried to do 1% of this they would have had his body dumped from a Black Hawk over the north atlantic by January 23rd

etienne

It's why I'm a patron.

Jose Jaimes-Ramos

I feel like Britain and the US are inflicted with opposite but entangled destructive political / social attitudes. In Britain it's "nothing will ever get better" both in the sense that "life around here has always been like this" and "we can't do that policy, money doesn't grow on trees." In the US it is "everything is already great." We are the best country in the world and actually have an amazing healthcare system. Obviously trumpism has a much more negative valence but I do think there is a core of "once we defeat woke the natural amazingness of America will reassert itself. I might be just talking nonsense though, just a thought that's been rolling around in my head recently.

Michael S

Knowing what I know of human nature, there were probably storytellers in the market square making fun of a magistrate that got caught stealing from ox carts during the end of the bronze age.

James Rule

Never realized how much Portuguese sounds like Russian

Zipzapzop

my partner managed to harvest tons of vegetables in our wee garden last year, and I even bring some minimal knowledge of proto-indo-european to the compound as a linguist. we’ll be fine probably.

Nina

Anti Antipode Action commends Riley on dumping his hooning updates for ones on strange politicians in the periphery of the EU.

Andrew Davis

Milo needs to work on his Portuguese accent

Charles Simpson

Made my day. I hope some other people in the compound are also taking up food production! Money is fake but the potato patch is coming along nicely is about the best situation you can be in for receiving news about the current financial system I've found.

jamin

Normally I listen to this podcast to relax to while I work, but Tankus (amazing guest btw) just subjected me to half an hour of pure psychic damage. The audio version of staring at Chtulu like a solar eclipse (again, a compliment)

John Her

you know what, i hadn’t thought of that and now i feel more hopeful about the post apocalypse trashfuture discord/compound

Nina

All these sea peoples keep showing up breaking our complicated system of clay tablet debt inscription!

jamin

Taken with your other comment, and I mean this in genuinely encouraging way even though it's bleak, at least if the path down is a financial crisis then orphaning a bunch of fossil fuel projects will leave the planet habitable so the odds for life should actually go up.

jamin

i’d like to think that our ability to joke about it in the comments to a podcast about a guy who’s a compulsive suitcase thief is improving the situation somewhat

Nina

do you think this is how people felt before the bronze age collapse

Genevieve R

Stopping "gender ideology" is itself a gender ideology.

Alistair SM J

i’m gonna have to log off and have a beer to calm myself down now. not health advice.

Nina

elon musk single handedly ending life on earth via ending money was not on my bingo card for 2025

Nina

i really try not to doom but maybe global financial crisis is gonna get us before global climate crisis

Nina

How to Succeed in Portuguese Politics Without Really Trying (steal luggage)

BarFly

jesus fucking christ the second half of this ep is terrifying

Keti

they do the performative sadistic glee and they also do the performative decorum when you’re being nasty and rude by pointing out war crimes

MI

I too was waiting for the ‘getting ahead in Portuguese politics by letting your boys shag in your cubicle’ bit as well.

T

howling w laughter

saoirse fitzpatrick

dont worry its a pun

Julia Martin

Inhaled half a can of coke out of ten

Libra

Luggage used only once

Ijon Tichy

Watching The Odd Couple: "Hmmm, Apartment reference?"

BarFly

ArrudaFuture

népéta (dyengxuah)

November at 23:00 -> bullseye

Oliver Elliott

The Jack Lemmon in Apartments cinematic universe

Oliver Elliott

As soon as you said “Shen Yun” I looked up and saw a billboard for Shen Yun spawn in front of my very eyes

Sarah Kimball Stephenson

woodwão and bernstinho

Jack

according to Portugeuse news channel SIC Notícias, "Miguel Arruda is often seen by fellow MPs with a large suitcase in parliament"

Nemo

his natural laugh sounds like ray liotta as henry hill and it kills me

MI

Milo's laugh is sounding increasingly Québécois

HJC

The Portugeezer.

Oliver Cant

Let me be clear, they're both great films, you just might be surprised if you start one expecting the other.

BarFly

Shout out to my homies in the Azores and Cape Verde

Shivvy

The movie where they split the apartment down the middle is The Odd Couple. The Apartment is a tragic comedy-drama about a guy who gets ahead at work by letting his bosses use his place as a fuck pad.

BarFly

‘the luggage nonce’ my god

Nina

i mean the office full of luggage sounds like he has a special type of compulsive disorder someone should study

Nina

Let your haters be your luggage handlers in the airport of success

Karl Åström

I demand the continuation of the Arruda bit.

Pilfering Kibble

Gotta love 15 minutes of incomprehensible bits

Tove

wow "worst case scenario" that's definitely not an ominous episode title

marilyn

It's a shame. Ducks are the among the few creatures able to enjoy Venice now and in 200 years.

Sparky


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