pump.gov ft. Molly White
Added 2025-01-24 15:04:09 +0000 UTCMolly White joins Hussein, Riley, and November to talk about the role of Cryptocurrency in the incoming administration, specifically synergising their desire to "trigger the libs" with their desperate need to grift the morlocks who worship them. Also, Cooler Screens' war with Walgreens heats up, a stand up comedy scene develops on the moon, and yes - any hand gesture Elon makes is by definition a Nazi one.
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38:36 Hard dated the ep AND reminded me of when I also nearly pissed and shit myself.
WankerPants
2025-01-29 13:09:57 +0000 UTCYou CAN block those alerts in settings :)
anarchopixie
2025-01-29 05:04:36 +0000 UTCCan anyone please post the link to the Cooler Screens Article?
kalifschorsch
2025-01-28 09:27:49 +0000 UTCI haven't been to a Walgreens in awhile, but I took some archival footage of the fridge door TVs when they were functioning: https://www.flickr.com/photos/54866255@N00/albums/72177720323470374
Horse Badorties
2025-01-28 05:23:31 +0000 UTCsounds likely, a built-in hedge like AppHarvest tried doing
mexicanhalloween .
2025-01-27 00:06:01 +0000 UTCDumb question and I'm sure someone has thought of it. But is all the billions of AI training hardware gonna be shifted to crypto once everyone admits AI use cases are limited?
A particularly bitey shark with a commercial driver's license
2025-01-26 22:44:29 +0000 UTCI wouldn't call that a good idea but it's also not a bad idea.
Alistair SM J
2025-01-26 18:43:11 +0000 UTCYeah, the Amber Alerts were so frequent that I had to unselect them from the emergency notifications
Jermy
2025-01-26 18:20:03 +0000 UTCCooler Screen guy, arms out straight: THIS IS A CRUCIFIXION!
Oliver Elliott
2025-01-26 16:05:10 +0000 UTCIt could actually be useful if they only used it for imminent earthquake, tornados in immediate area, nuclear attack, but they use it for “wind” and “guy without custody took off with kid.”
Oliver Elliott
2025-01-26 15:58:35 +0000 UTC"Fridge magnet" killed me
Pilfering Kibble
2025-01-26 09:57:28 +0000 UTCSympathy with Nova over the alerts. we had one in my location in November and it went off whilst I was wearing headphones and nearly deafened me
James
2025-01-25 23:56:15 +0000 UTCY'all need one of those screens
Man2quilla
2025-01-25 23:23:01 +0000 UTCI was in a movie theater watching “Uncut Gems” in January 2020, and one of the big beeps went off on every phone in the place due a nearby Amber Alert (US version of Child Rescue Alert) and I think half the people shat, half had a panic attack. I did both.
David James
2025-01-25 21:54:54 +0000 UTCBut yes you're correct there was path for Musk to be the "good" billionaire if he had wanted to. By actually making the 25k electric car for normal people and inserting himself into various renewable energy projects and adding some razzle dazzle and otherwise keeping his mouth shut he could have probably attained single digit billionaire status. There would still have been the union busting and the mars con and I don't think electrifying everything is going to work out per say and cars are still bad 'cause they're cars, but it does feel like there was definitely a space ready made for him the neo-liberal elite. That space now appears to be in the sights of Mark Cuban? of all people. And of course there's nothing to be learned about any larger social structure here /s.
jamin
2025-01-25 21:46:56 +0000 UTCThey should have used the tag line Argo: Go Apple Yourself
Grumpy Bowlart
2025-01-25 17:25:38 +0000 UTCWell seeing as the screen doors ended up in El Paso, I think they’re destined to be built into a Stargate facility
Jessie Cherbak
2025-01-25 15:34:13 +0000 UTCthey say that if you look into the cooler screen while it's bricked, you see the person you'll marry
Nemo
2025-01-25 13:50:21 +0000 UTCIt is however very funny when people who haven't connected those dots still are like "it's still the future!!!" Doing the 23rd land ownership crypto game long after people realised how that shit works
Josephine
2025-01-25 13:20:13 +0000 UTCFinally something Nova and I disagree on, Stargate was great
Matthew Brown
2025-01-25 13:17:57 +0000 UTCThe subject was noted to have spoken in what has been described as a 'Sephiroth' manner
Carley They/Themsen
2025-01-25 13:00:03 +0000 UTC'I would like to remind the Right Honourable gentleman that when I stood before conference and launched a policy that amounted to the mildest social democracy that would tangibly benefit the nation, I was, in fact, deep in a K-hole. Utterly off my tits.'
Fatticus Inch
2025-01-25 12:45:43 +0000 UTCThey're going to bombard Iran and then launch Challenge Coin
Noblesse Oblahaj
2025-01-25 12:34:42 +0000 UTCElon doing the LBJ Aquacar bit in a Cybertruck and electrocuting six major world leaders
Noblesse Oblahaj
2025-01-25 12:19:05 +0000 UTCclimate anomaly being like .05" of ice once
Samuel Regan
2025-01-25 06:35:17 +0000 UTCdue to local application my brain screamed AMBER ALERT when i heard it
Shivvy
2025-01-25 06:12:59 +0000 UTCOne of your best titles in months
Shrimp-dono
2025-01-25 05:53:02 +0000 UTCAs someone who works at a Walgreens competitor, I do want to say that, from my OWN experience with the near-DOD levels of subcontractization and proprietary technicification of our photo development and Self-Checkout stations, this is ENTIRELY believable to me that Walgreens would allow a third party capability to perform a massive DOS where the service being denied is "being able to see through the refrigerator door."
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2025-01-25 03:52:28 +0000 UTCI feel like drug dealers have got to want to use a stable cryptocurrency not a speculative asset that’s also a Ponzi scheme
Helena Maki
2025-01-25 03:10:10 +0000 UTCSomething tells me there will be quite a lot of 'unofficial' communications coming out....
spaced_out_armour
2025-01-25 02:18:26 +0000 UTCSee, I am lathing that he bungles his exit in his bunker, and goes on trial at The Hague minus the lower half of his face, is convicted, and dies by firing squad.
spaced_out_armour
2025-01-25 02:17:22 +0000 UTCThe crypto thing is particularly surreal for me because I was a massive drug addict that got into it in 2015 for the sake of buying shit on the darkweb.. at the time in genuinely had a real use in my life and became a full-on crypto fan boy. Now that I'm clean it has become apparent to me that that is literally the only legitimate use is buying drugs and all this "legitimization" is pure fraud
Matthew Norton
2025-01-25 01:18:59 +0000 UTCListen, I'm sure building 500B worth of energy-devouring data centers in a state that has a completely disconnected grid and was at the brink of collapse 4 years ago after a climate anomaly is a totally future-proof and sound decision.
Insom
2025-01-25 00:09:41 +0000 UTCRiley accidentally called it "the Tresident" around 33 mins and I think this needs to become the new word for this new bullshit in 2025.
Suggestive Cacti
2025-01-24 23:28:45 +0000 UTCChapo had an interesting take on what Trump thinks about Musk's nazi salute. He might like it because it takes some of the media spotlight off of the nazi shit Trump has done this week
Man2quilla
2025-01-24 23:28:03 +0000 UTCOk so I thought I had seen cooler screens in Las Vegas because once I went to a chevron with horrible flashing screens and slot machines in lone mountain. As it turns out no, even this gas station that I remembered as being horrible and overstimulating and basically emblematic of how garbage Vegas is (such as signs flashing to say fruit but fruit that was like gross or rotting and like ass quality) - they were not dumb enough to put the flashing stupid signs ON THE DOORS OF THE COOLERS!!! https://imgur.com/a/mzmVGip
Helena Maki
2025-01-24 22:44:58 +0000 UTCthat emergency alert tone is deliberately designed to induce maximum pants-crapping fear
MI
2025-01-24 22:12:19 +0000 UTCMilo taking off his helmet for the screaming bits because no one will hear him.
Andrew Davis
2025-01-24 22:10:17 +0000 UTCCooler Screens is not a good product, but it has a soft spot in my heart because I ended up in a Chicago Walgreens on my first date with my now wife and the terrible idea just kind of glided over my mind because I was otherwise besotted.
Andrew Davis
2025-01-24 22:09:31 +0000 UTCNovember's "Na-Barron Trump" joke didn't get enough gas that was impeccably good lmao
William
2025-01-24 21:30:10 +0000 UTCMillennials: 9/11 Gen Z: COVID Gen alpha: the big beep
GG Allin Dulles
2025-01-24 20:03:03 +0000 UTCLiterally thought I had an Amber Alert for a sec.
Alistair SM J
2025-01-24 19:16:12 +0000 UTCI love going into my local Walgreens and all the coolers are just a black screen of death
Dave Urda
2025-01-24 18:20:21 +0000 UTCtbh sending everyone who's every interacted with money to the gulag is a very funny idea in my current depressed brain. We all go just to find everyone is also there...
jamin
2025-01-24 17:40:58 +0000 UTCElon makes me so furious though even compared to the other oligarchs, especially when I see someone like Starmer offering up mild criticism of him, because I'm like - this was YOUR guy, centrists! He was the example, in your insane child-like soup-brain ideology, of the Übermensch who had created his own purpose in society, 'innovated' his way to the top of your precious 'knowledge economy', using his techno-wizard skills to supposedly make the world a better place with his shitty cars and fabricated schemes to build physically impossible transport infrastructure! He and Gates were the Good Billionaires set against Bad Billionaires like (thunder crackling sounds) Zuckerberg or Murdoch or the Kochs, because these people can only ever see the world in terms of individual acts, and now that Musk has revealed himself as a completely mental Nazi they have the fucking GALL to airbrush all that out of history and add him to the pantheon of Bad Guys who are all collaborating with Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping and Donald Trump to do Brexit again every day and violate the precious norms. Because of course there never has been any kind of 'power structure' at work anywhere ever, what are you, some kind of woke Maoist Corbynista Lexiteer SWP trans lobby tankie shill who wants to instantly send anyone who's ever interacted with money to a gulag?
marilyn
2025-01-24 17:06:40 +0000 UTCMad King Trump: the Terry Pratchett book no one wanted.
James Rule
2025-01-24 16:51:41 +0000 UTCI wish more trans people knew you can just buy actual HRT from like an online pharmacy in Micronesia rather than trying to like do the bathtub estrogen thing 🤷🏼♀️
Angel-of-Deadlifts
2025-01-24 16:48:56 +0000 UTCGod I'm going to need this podcast to get through the next 4 years, and it's always nice seeing Molly white on here again, I've just started following her YouTube channel for the newsletter. Good stuff guys.
kiwi
2025-01-24 16:48:50 +0000 UTC"Your honor you may have heard testimony from current and former staff that I'm an asshole." Huh. Never thought I'd relate to a CEO about anything, but here we are.
James Rule
2025-01-24 16:46:38 +0000 UTCMolly is right this is degen Barron trump term
Maple Gladio
2025-01-24 16:39:35 +0000 UTCHonestly, Milo doing crowd work on the moon is very Milo coded.
Ryan
2025-01-24 16:39:13 +0000 UTCWould you guys mind calling him "alleged sister fucker sam altman" whenever you mention him? I feel like that ought to be emphasized
Kristaps Porzingis
2025-01-24 16:29:40 +0000 UTCprobably not a good sign wrt the continued atomisation of society that a big beep sound emanating from my phone feels like a shared cultural moment
marilyn
2025-01-24 16:01:29 +0000 UTCOn Elon's future at DOGE: in amongst all the nightmarish nonsense of his first 48 hours of rapid fire EOs was the one that establishes DOGE... As the US DOGE Service. Which is the new name for the US Digital Service. Which is chartered to update software and hardware. The world richest man has become the White House IT guy. Listen, if we were reading about the crazy new ruler of Ankh-Morpork, this would be incredibly funny
Tzippi of Tide and Tempest
2025-01-24 16:01:11 +0000 UTC"World Liberty Financial" has such big "Prestige Worldwide" vibes
mute
2025-01-24 15:58:18 +0000 UTCJesus...
Karl's Declassified
2025-01-24 15:55:57 +0000 UTCMusk living the South African Dream as he gives the Nazi salute to a crowd of hooting white people who are the unwitting cultural enforcers of his own material dominance... I hope he also dies in his bunker
Karl's Declassified
2025-01-24 15:40:44 +0000 UTCTrump put a freeze on all NIH funding, communications, and medical research grant applications so we're pretty well past the trigger the libs stage
MI
2025-01-24 15:28:43 +0000 UTC
