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Stuff Is All You Need

The UK Government’s AI Opportunities Action Plan / Please, Please Invest In Us So It Can Be 1999 Again Plan has been launched, and it will give the UK the superpower to know ahead of time where potholes will emerge, before not filling them anyway. Also, Australians total their cars, we invent a new legal concept called “Magician’s Privilege,” and the world historical cruelty and ineptitude of the Biden administration is laid bare as a ceasefire deal finally emerges in Gaza.

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I could listen to the TF Hooning Report for hours. It's the perfect podcast.

synthmage

RIP to some legends Hindenburg will be missed

Jon W

I wonder if the Mexican Hoon Cartel stuff is copying from the US street racing scene. Over here, a lot of people posting illegal street racing videos, especially in places like LA or Houston, will title it as "sick insane 150 mph on the highway (in Mexico)" so that when the cops find the video, they can claim it totally happened in a different jurisdiction outside of local enforcement's ability to police.

Snooder87

you know what is kinda funny? as an academic applying for funding from this very government i need to answer every single question these clowns fail to answer (like you know: how? why?)

Nina

the only, and really the only, silver lining of the AI bs taking over absolutely everything is that listening to Trashfuture is now explicitly something I do during ‘work hours’ because I can’t be thinking about this shit in my actual free time.

Nina

i'm always saying we need more social hooning programs. hooning for profit shouldn't be ok, but hooning for personal use could be considered self-medication. decriminalize hooning for personal use (limited to one set of extra tyres). not on the backstreets where its an unregulated grey market, but on the mainstreet, where it can be done in a safe manner #hoonforhealth

drednorzt

Seconded this. E-sims and gofundme's were the two main ways that felt like it was materially helping the last few months

silvergazer31

One thing to clarify about the Gaza Ceasefire's effect on the US electrinos: of the 2020 Biden voters who stayed home in 2024, somewhere from 1/3 to 1/2 indicated they Would have voted for Harris if she had committed to a ceasefire deal, and it was the #1 issue for a lot of those stay-at-home voters. so I think Gaza had a larger impact on the US election than anyone important is willing to admit atm.

silvergazer31

Poster with a picture of a hoon that says "THIS MAN IS YOUR ALLY/ HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM"

Liz M.

I am happy to report the leader of the Mexican Hoon cartels name is Pablo Skidscobar

Colin English

Trashfuture Hooning Cartel merch when?

Stuart Harrison

In future dystopian Australia it's illegal to be a sick cunt

Pilfering Kibble

Please interview journalist Mirna El Helbawi about discovering how to reconnect people in Gaza to internet after the telecoms infrastructure was destroyed by IDF and fundraising millions of dollars worth of esims

John

Have you been to mars? Have you checked for men? If only traditional media had the courage to ask these questions to elon

Watthew

Ah man, it’s been a minute since we had such a top notch Milo meltdown lmao

sil de la gente

For hoon the bell tolls

anarchopixie

About anonymizing data points. Sometimes it might take less than 5. If you take the age I had a shoulder replacement and I live in Illinois you limit it to 2 people and one is dead now.

Nicholas J Skradski

IF YOU OUTLAWN HOONING ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HOON

Nick

Holy shit, get Elon musk obsessed with hooning lmao

Man2quilla

Oh my god, y'all can never go back to Australia. You'll be arrested immediately

Man2quilla

Magician's Privilege would have been a banger episode title. Excited to see what spawned the actual title

Man2quilla

Total Mexican cultural victory indeed

Jeffrey Garcia

The idea that court eunuchs were running 15th Century Constantinople (before 1453) is BoJo level history, unless you meant Ottoman eunuchs.

Andrew Davis

maybe we should get back to the thing that made John Beatle say "love is all you need": a 95% marginal top tax rate

etienne

Also: nice to have some more hooning content. What if your Mexican hoon was an Australian?

Fatticus Inch

This week's second most jarring shift in tone: Milo completely losing it, and then.. singing.

Fatticus Inch

Recently, listening to the more UK focused episodes, I keep going back and forth on if you guys are more fucked than us in the states or not.

Travis Salyer

All these nonsense promises by labour when they could just give us the one thing we all thirst for: A Skills wallet.

Michael Pettigrew

Mexican is also Australian slang for anything vaguely southern. Used to be specifically southern states but the definition is becoming increasingly vague in parts.

Steve Xin

Came here to say this

Steve Xin

Is Tony Blair sexually excited by ID cards? Usually if a guy bangs on about something for decades with the single-minded determination of a dog chasing a parked car, there is some kind of fetish involved

Noblesse Oblahaj

A sovereign citizhoon shouting, "this court has no authority, that isn't a Mexican flag!"

Noblesse Oblahaj

'scuse me mate, it's the Transpo not the Transporto. The second has too many syllables.

UltraCoil

Does Starmer think other countries with similar wealth have potholes? This isn't America, you can jump on a £35 Ryanair flight and check out countless other countries. Potholes are such an unbelievably trivial problem to fix

Bleysuffr

Sir Kir’s AI wet dream reminds me of the underwear gnomes from South Park: Step one: Steal everyone’s underwear. Step two: Step three: Make a lot of money. “But what about step two?” “Never mind about step two.” I live in Silicon Valley and I’ve watched the invention of the Internet, the personal computer, the smart phone. Now these idiots are pouring billions of dollars into a technology that’s bad for the environment, has no path to profitability, and has already hit a wall. Just like the UK government they can’t admit they are full of shit because “the market” won’t like it. Well the market is going to be pretty angry when these guys are left holding their dicks in the middle of a fast-moving river. As the water is rising up to their chins they’ll still be shouting “AI is the future.”

Phillip Alden

actually inconsolable that our boys at hindenburg are shutting down, they were my favorite libertarian paradise type outfit

Ivy Morgan

kind of weird to replace your government with a b2b marketer but it does feel like we're all headed that way so looking forward to getting tips on how to deal.

A.E. Ross

The Magician's privilege is the birthday boy's reward

Ian Priest

Finding out about Australian-Mexican Hoon Cartel was like learning Japanese Chicano lowriders was a thing. Mexican cultural win?

Ajusco Huerta

Whore Vidal

Shivvy

...this is, of course, how I learn that Mexico is not actually a BRICS member lol. Surprising, given it's a large country towards which the anglosphere has often been, shall we say, not entirely benevolent in its actions.

marilyn

Minority Report for Potholes is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard (soon to be replaced by the next bullet in this plan). As you say, do they not know fixing them the meat of the issue???

Shivvy

Palmer luckey has held a press conference announcing that anduril will soon debut a line of revolutionary unmanned autonomous hooning systems

GG Allin Dulles

Issue with the potholes is not finding them but fixing them. Plenty of people in Britain are eager to report. Will the AI stand there in a high vis vest with the tamping stick?

Serkles

letting all levels of government pay lots of money to get AI predictions of problems they never intended to solve in the first place, that's just AI democratizing consultants

Insom

I want to see an article from a think tank guy that's like 'the west needs to further develop its own hooning capabilities such that it is not outstripped by the dastardly BRICS Mexican hoons'

marilyn

horrified to realise that after its death, Hindenburg Capital will surely be succeeded by Hitler Capital (guess that's just Elon Musk, amirite?!?!?! my dastardly plot to obtain a guest spot on tv show 'have i got news for you' proceeds apace)

marilyn

Jaso Statho

Shivvy

unlistened-to podcasts are like unread emails. you can never outrun the deluge, accept this inevitability and you will be at peace with the world

marilyn

Nice. Really enjoying System Crash, Paris and Brian seem to have a good thing going.

Pilfering Kibble

i’ve just added that to my queue

Shivvy

'sure our Economy Casino has built up a reputation for having far worse odds than other casinos, all the whales are leaving, and the building is falling apart, but don't worry, we have a plan to save it! we give one lucky man ten billion pounds, and claim that they won it legitimately. then the whales will come back to us seeking such returns, we'll be raking in the cash, and we can begin the repairs, pronto! no of course we couldn't stop doing casino stuff and operate a more reputable, less risk-based business, that would be communism.'

marilyn

it's honestly pathetic watching the government hunched over the Grovelling lever, getting increasingly frustrated as their attempts to do Derek Mackay to Sam Altman ('hey 🤚 investment 2nite king?') fail harder and harder. just totally incapable of understanding that the whole thing about globalised capitalism is that it gives international oligarchs all the cards and everyone else none, so it doesn't matter how many seductive messages you send them if they've decided collectively that you have Bad Vibes

marilyn

Australians appropriating closed Mexican hooning culture

Gary McCammon

I don't think Riley pronounced a single Australian location properly in this entire episode. Which basically makes him an honorary Australian because we can't pronounce our own locations either. Good job, ya mad cunt.

Suggestive Cacti

stuff is expensive 🥲

Austin

('stuff', of course, means estradiol)

marilyn

its true, stuff IS all I need, glad to see TF admit this fundamental truth

marilyn

Was listening to Paris Marx, Brian Merchant and Jason Koebler talk about the UK AI thing last night on "Sytem Crash" and immediately thought "the TF crew will be loving this"

Pilfering Kibble

thank god, i need my trashfuture iv drip

Julia Martin


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