The Dentists of Nonce Alcatraz
Added 2024-11-12 20:14:16 +0000 UTCWe’re speedrunning Blairism in the UK with new feigned outrage about NHS dental care in prisons. We love a carceral state but we hate that it might be obligated to provide some services to prisoners. We also talk about a 23-and-Me equivalent getting bought up and absorbed into… the wider project of a scientific racism freak? It’s been a weird few days.
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Errata: Abu Hamza - Still Alive, but extradited to the US.
Gunnar Hansen
2024-11-21 15:58:46 +0000 UTCThis is the funniest one you’ve done
Josh L
2024-11-18 22:02:21 +0000 UTCWow, thanked TWICE this week!
Man2quilla
2024-11-15 20:27:44 +0000 UTC100k is actually a pretty good amount of subs. Big, even.
Man2quilla
2024-11-15 20:21:56 +0000 UTCPedo Alcatraz might just be one of the best intros this show has had, you should replace all the Milo voice segments with just article reading
Ineloquent Reverie
2024-11-15 15:55:08 +0000 UTCOk i met the founder of Adult Friend Finder when i was a receptionist for a finance firm. At the time he had none of his money invested, he was just sitting on half a billion in cash. And this will come as a huge shock, but he was really awkward to try and small talk with (my boss emphasized how important he was and told me to get ANYTHING he needed, to which he said "No thanks" and then paced around my desk while he waited for his meeting).
Bigfoot's Hotwife
2024-11-15 02:44:40 +0000 UTCThe Rock but with Virgil Texas in the Sean Connery role.
Peevish Giraffe
2024-11-14 23:18:35 +0000 UTC"starting and losing a fight so badly that your government has to evacuate you" ah yes the US invasions of Vietnam and Afghanistan
Pat Biss
2024-11-14 21:09:18 +0000 UTCNot that I expect much from the cast about non-anglosphere countries, but where on earth did the "Denmark = fascism" bit come from?
Alfons
2024-11-14 17:12:08 +0000 UTCThe English football fans talked big about their fighting ahead of the tournament but got the utter shit kicked out of them by the Russians. They then did a lot of weepy posts and interviews complaining about it and have a chip on their shoulder about it to this day.
Sean McL
2024-11-14 12:01:29 +0000 UTCsurprised to see the Guardian walk the bullshit back on who was instigating racist violence at that football game and post corrections to the videos this past week: ‘What happened on Wednesday night? The first incidents were reported on Wednesday evening, the day before the match. Police say Maccabi fans tore a Palestinian flag down from the facade of a building and burned it, shouted “fuck you, Palestine”, and vandalised a taxi. After a radio callout a number of taxi drivers converged on a casino on the nearby Max Euweplein, where about 400 Israeli supporters had gathered. Police dispersed the taxi drivers and escorted supporters out of the casino. Verified social media videos show Maccabi fans setting off flares and fireworks, chanting in Hebrew “olé, olé, let the IDF [Israel Defense Forces] win, we will fuck the Arabs”, and declaring that there were “no children” left in Gaza. Amsterdam has a large Muslim community and has allowed more than 2,500 protests against the war in Gaza so far this year. What happened the next day? There were further clashes on Thursday afternoon on the central Dam Square, where a large crowd of Maccabi supporters had gathered. Police said pro-Palestine demonstrators tried to reach the square. Two arrests were made. Maccabi supporters were filmed chanting anti-Arab slogans on their way to the Johan Cruyff Arena. Police escorted the 2,600 fans to the game and dispersed protesters defying a ban on a pro-Palestinian demonstration outside the stadium. After the match, which Ajax won 5-0, there were numerous attacks, described by Halsema as “hit and run”, on Maccabi supporters across the city centre. Footage showed masked youths on scooters and ebikes seeking out, chasing down and beating victims – mostly in Maccabi colours – until about 4am[…] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/11/what-happened-amsterdam-israeli-football-fans
MI
2024-11-14 10:14:04 +0000 UTCas one of maybe ten Americans who was listening to The Maccabees in the mid 2000s I really feel seen thank you Milo
Shanti
2024-11-14 05:57:09 +0000 UTCEngland hooligans are shit these days compared to a lot of Europe. Games gone.
Poo-boi
2024-11-13 21:15:57 +0000 UTC"these homosexuals keep sucking my dick."
Matt Hope
2024-11-13 17:50:36 +0000 UTCA true German Trump would have to be an old Berlin techno guy in order to parallel Trump's NY Broadway queen affect
Dan Anderson
2024-11-13 16:23:36 +0000 UTCElliott Management managing all the Elliots makes me suspect that the success of Scrubs and the new name of Elliot Page are both ploys to expand the gender representation of their portfolio.
Ijon Tichy
2024-11-13 15:20:41 +0000 UTCUpon mention of the cravat I thought "I wonder of that's that twat in a cravat that I saw crying about woke". It is indeed that twat.
Paul Farra
2024-11-13 15:06:00 +0000 UTChm infamous chicken farmers
boo
2024-11-13 13:33:15 +0000 UTCA very weak-chinned, skinny, milk-white Measurehead accosting strangers in the street and demanding that they prove the superiority of their race by showing him their penis
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-11-13 13:30:40 +0000 UTCMilo can't do a Danish accent, but that's ok. No one can
A sudden absence of bees
2024-11-13 13:09:48 +0000 UTCVirgil Texas is in the maximum security wing of Pedo o.
Michael Pelzer
2024-11-13 13:02:27 +0000 UTCVirgil Texas is in the maximum security wing of Pedo Alcatraz
Michael Pelzer
2024-11-13 13:01:55 +0000 UTCHMP Perv?
Marjorie Zeager
2024-11-13 12:44:13 +0000 UTCThey hate pedophiles in highly secure facilities getting healthcare from the state but they love the royal family. Interesting
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-11-13 12:20:34 +0000 UTCoh fun fact: yesterday i saw a thames water van on the verge of breakdown (lots of fumes, idk cars) in warwickshire. make of this what you will.
Nina
2024-11-13 12:20:29 +0000 UTCWe live in turbo hell (deluxe edition, early access). , but we got killer episodes of Trashfuture. Its something I guess. Killer episode.
Josep C.
2024-11-13 09:20:45 +0000 UTC*Mandelson voice* extremely buttery Bronson
Carley They/Themsen
2024-11-13 09:20:08 +0000 UTCSweden used to be a real country. Now all we got is a money lender that loses money while the Danes beat us at race hygiene studies.
Axel Ottel
2024-11-13 08:47:56 +0000 UTCnot to be parasocial but i love november’s bit of just derailing every single statement made by every single man she podcasts with so much. maybe this needs to be a whole different podcast like ‘men explain things to me but i am funnier’
Nina
2024-11-13 07:19:12 +0000 UTCIronically, there’s a well known dogging spot in a car park about 50ft away from the entrance to “Pedophile Alcatraz”
Mariana Trench
2024-11-13 06:15:10 +0000 UTCabsolutely perfect 20 seconds of podcasting from 6:40 to 7:00
Red Herring McGuffin
2024-11-13 06:05:26 +0000 UTCGoogled "pedo Alcatraz" and got a Dutch article entitled "Naast vaccin ook deze luxe voor Gary Glitter in ’Pedo Alcatraz’"
Arthur Sexcrimes
2024-11-13 05:17:12 +0000 UTCMcHell
Sarah Kimball Stephenson
2024-11-13 04:25:51 +0000 UTC*IFC Yipes* fuck the Hamas Knicks
Andrew Davis
2024-11-13 03:10:42 +0000 UTCworst thing about getting your dentristy done in turkey is sitting in recovery trying to get an ice cream cup from the nurse
Slugnoid
2024-11-13 03:03:10 +0000 UTCI vant to kount ze genders
Diva Facliffe
2024-11-13 02:46:52 +0000 UTCNow that I think about it with climate change that might be earlier than I'm thinking
Nicholas J Skradski
2024-11-13 02:39:09 +0000 UTCI like how the one corporation is advertising "eggs grown in a lab." Currently, it's looking like the earliest we're going to get in vitro oogenesis and in vitro spermatogenesis in humans without some sort of huge unforeseen breakthrough is around when people in their 30s are starting to check out en masse.
Nicholas J Skradski
2024-11-13 02:36:33 +0000 UTCI’ve been on Ritalin for years now
Dave
2024-11-13 02:24:47 +0000 UTCRe the cultural impact of 100k followers - the latest generation of Hololive vtubers (and there are over 100 of them at this point) all hit 100k within their first week.
Kristaps Porzingis
2024-11-13 02:07:18 +0000 UTC38:55 you joke but Epstein did have that whole dentist equipment setup at his palm beach estate
MI
2024-11-13 01:17:08 +0000 UTCAlso the sure shank redemption centre
Erin Taylor
2024-11-13 00:34:05 +0000 UTCCan't believe they missed nonceatraz
Erin Taylor
2024-11-13 00:29:32 +0000 UTCGiga Pug
Isaac Taylor
2024-11-13 00:24:12 +0000 UTCI vant.. to test.. your means! Ah hah hah!
Regular Sized Horse (Small)
2024-11-13 00:08:56 +0000 UTCThe genetics company is giving the movie Gattaca the Torment Nexus treatment.
Hugh Kearney
2024-11-12 23:48:27 +0000 UTCWho had “It’s Gattaca but dumber and somehow even more racist” on their bingo square?
Brian Taulbee
2024-11-12 23:39:18 +0000 UTCwait not like that—
Shivvy
2024-11-12 22:55:55 +0000 UTC🦀 🥖 🌉 Alcatraz Mentioned 🌉 🥖 🦀
Shivvy
2024-11-12 22:55:48 +0000 UTCMilo is more right than he could p[ossibly know. The Maccabees(the Band) are literally back. https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/the-maccabees-reunion-show-london-all-point-east-festival-2025-1235812691/
chris
2024-11-12 22:47:40 +0000 UTCFascism as a cravat-yob alliance is perfect. Thank you, November.
Cate Kneale
2024-11-12 22:20:56 +0000 UTCPoint taken. Totally forgot about “The Oklahoma State Fair Try Not to Cum Challenge.”
DG
2024-11-12 22:11:45 +0000 UTCIt's a nuclear arms race between them and Boonta Vista
Will Hitchcock
2024-11-12 22:10:05 +0000 UTCTo avoid censorship, 'Hell' in Dragonball Z was call HFIL (Prounced (Hif L) meaning the Home For Infinite Losers, which would fit the current US.
Camoose
2024-11-12 21:44:18 +0000 UTCThere is NO ONE in the game doing episode titles like Trashfuture.
DG
2024-11-12 21:36:02 +0000 UTCKill James Bond live show at an Abbey in Devon in November.
BluetoothThePirate
2024-11-12 21:25:25 +0000 UTCPedo Alcatraz in England is like a Russian nesting doll
Kenny Allums
2024-11-12 21:16:17 +0000 UTCAll of the UK suddenly robs Tescos like flocks of cunning seagulls to get better dental care access.
Alistair SM J
2024-11-12 21:06:50 +0000 UTCbut Weymouth is so far from being anything like San Francisco that it is is jarring
Alfie Hall
2024-11-12 20:27:35 +0000 UTCAs someone who lives in Dorset in fairness Portland basically is Pedo Alcatraz
Alfie Hall
2024-11-12 20:26:51 +0000 UTCwe live in hell but at least you’re also here. bad for you, good for us.
Nina
2024-11-12 20:17:46 +0000 UTCwas gonna comment ‘first’
Nina
2024-11-12 20:17:02 +0000 UTCYour #1 Alaskan Fan! Keep up the hellish slog!
BrunchMonster
2024-11-12 20:16:14 +0000 UTC
