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Certified Gerard Butler in Gamer (2009) Moment feat. Justin Roczniak

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We’ve brought on friend of the show and Well There’s Your Problem host Justin Roczniak (@who_shot_jgr) to discuss Tesla’s promise to deliver, and they’re serious this time, self-driving cars. However, investment banks and analyst newsletters made up of people who won’t be getting bonuses this year due to Twitter’s stock nosedive are perhaps a little more sanguine about the prospect. We also discuss more Saudi Ozymandias megaprojects and envision a better world that would exist if people picked a different Gerard Butler movie from which to derive their entire personality.

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Certified Gerard Butler in Gamer (2009) Moment feat. Justin Roczniak Certified Gerard Butler in Gamer (2009) Moment feat. Justin Roczniak

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oh heck!!

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

Laughed into a coughing fit during the gerard butler moments thank

warboychampa

I also saw Gamer. Dexter's little dance number is on the short list for things I'll see as I'm dying and the DMT hits.

Andrew Davis

the morgan stanley vibes report https://x.com/janefeinsod/status/1849856850914836983?t=GMICcGvZ6oGUNq9nd734Nw&s=19

don't come here

it suday

kliachichka

yall will not believe this

kliachichka

Today is saturgday

Eulaila

It’s fridag 💕

Annie Bradford

I'm not sure he actually is autistic and that wasn't just part of the con as well. I say this because he specifically claimed to have Asperger's (the smart coded autism) and this would mean he was most likely diagnosed early in life (or at least prior to 2013). If so that's not reported or substantiated in any of his biographies. It's also not something any of his family mentioned or we see behaviors of other than he was bullied or was a bully in school depending on who is telling the story. If he was diagnosed as an adult (and he has the money to see as many Drs as he wants till he gets the result he wants) then he should have been diagnosed with ASD and/or should be aware that's what he has. It's also apparently never come up again and he's never talked about how it affects his life so why did he mention it? So I might be cynical here but I think it's quite possible he was just literally trying to cover for the fact he's just a dumb guy who mumbles a lot and parrots whatever the people around him are saying. Which is a problem now that he's surrounded with N@zi's instead of nerds. Or maybe I'm just being defensive and he's autistic and his special interest is racism because he doesn't seem to have any other recurring fixations. Or maybe I'm still upset about his deep space radiation comments claiming it's not that big of a deal or his not having any thoughts on the Maritain perchlorate contamination problem, come on man hours of fixation possible there.

jamin

It is in fact Thursday (the day I’m listening.)

Isaac Suárez

Thursday actually

Broth Mirepoix

It IS Thursday Rocz. Well predicted

Gert Lamprecht

Hey, long time first time writing in, It's Thursday!

Calvin Garbacik

HOW DID NOBODY MENTION PLANE??????

Man2quilla

I recently met an Afrikaner who managed to last about 5 minutes before praising the Democratic Alliance. Turned out he was professionally a very high level private security consultant of course

Bill Humphrey

He WHAT

chronicles of girldick

the cube: an arcology for business dipshits

Karl Childers

The whole episode feels like a real Brad Pitt in Cool World moment

Ijon Tichy

I believe Pizza Boy returned to his home planet (his actual owners) and now only Milkshake remains a member of WTYP.

Marjorie Zeager

lying about being a professional engineer (Drake frowning and turning away) lying about being a professional LCSW (Drake pointing and smiling)

MI

Several more future t-shirt ideas spawned in this episode

Broth Mirepoix

I find it really funny that the same people who offer "proof of humanity" solutions are the same people who have invested billions on eroding the public trust that used to be all the proof you needed

Insom

Me and Maggie Smith and Cher are in the Uffizi waiting for Donald Trump to join us for tea.

Elsie Hupp

Leave it to Elon Musk to invent woke quinalbarbitone.

Elsie Hupp

When the border walls fell!

Elsie Hupp

At least we’ll probably have Mechanical Hasan Piker by that point, too. (Mechanical Hasan Piker is secretly piloted by Real Hasan Piker using a PlayStation controller.)

Elsie Hupp

Creating a more equitable society in the Potomac Tidal Basin?

Elsie Hupp

Everyone laughs at Elon for building all these mechanical turks but someday he'll build a mechanical Suleman the Magnificent and we'll be pretty owned won't we

Sto Berrita

Getting my younger relatives shirts that say "too cringe to nonce"

Dave Clarke

but with legs

Shivvy

Elon and Donald at Tanagra

Nick Gully

In awe of Riley managing to keep this one from going more than 10 minutes over

Man2quilla

Happy Tuesday

Man2quilla

Now I'm just imagining a Pashtun speedrunner getting Andy Dufresne to clip through the wall of his cell on day one in Shawshank to hit the trigger for the escape sequence

Neverlost22

This is an all-timer

Kristaps Porzingis

No it Wednesday

Mackenzie Toscan

Hello Dr. Trash Future, I am writing you to say that it is indeed Tuesday.

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

The loony left may claim to be against bullying, but here they are - once again - openly ridiculing a single man, en masse. And for what? For daring to dream? For setting goals he could not reach? For offering substantial amounts of money to people in exchange for promises of voting a certain way, which is a crime? Forsooth.

Jesper Ohlsson

This is one of the most, just straight up hilarious episodes in my recent memory (I've only been listening since this year )

pads T

It’s nice that Justin Roscniak was a part of this episode, coincidentally I just looked up his last TF episodes yesterday, listening to both of them. That guy is always a great addition to everything

Anggg

For a moment you were in the metaverse

A sudden absence of bees

Renaissance Italian Trump disavowing the Pazzi conspiracy

Carley They/Themsen

The venture capital disaster podcast that is itself a disaster

Eric Adams (German)

They had Supermarket Sweep in america.

Xavier

Made the olympic park feel extra dystopian when the gang started talking about the helter sculpture as I was walking directly past it

Watthew

The orb thing sounds like how you’d try to Invasion Of The Body Snatchers all the tech industries most gullible marks

John Leavitt

Any chance you'll sell more TF logo tees online? I got one at the live show in Manchester, but the print got tragically fucked up in the wash :(

Leo Curtis

Gay Woolworth's t shirt when?

BarFly

Really enjoyed "The Overwatch Ball Robot Cunt"

James Dadd

This is the most substitute teacher losing control of class vibes Riley has given off in a while. Truly harrowing listening to him failing to quell the chaos caused by the bad kids in the back of the class.

Ben Gialenios

I'm not buying anything from Elon Musk until I get actual, tangible proof that it isn't woke. His promises mean nothing. I need actual, judicial documentation. Papers, to hold and come back to in moments of doubt. How is one to function, in this in-between? A man can not - shall, not.

Jesper Ohlsson

Me, disappointed the live show in November is not an endoscopy event taking place literally within our favorite podcaster.

Ben Schwabe

I feel like the Elon comparison is unfair to Leonardo. He had some demonstrable artistic skill, interest in science, and did have some inventions that worked (in addition to the silly bullshit). Materials science and science generally being what they were, he did the best he could. What’s Elon’s excuse?

Rachel K

Can’t wait to banished to the lagoon by the LGBTQ+ community for calling myself a “person of Woolworth’s”

Shivvy

Whats the Savonarola faction??

Angel-of-Deadlifts

Optimus remote slave labor thing sounds like the premise of Sleep Dealers.

salt terminal

he called it RoBOHvan????

Shivvy

Cruel of roscz to exclude the 4th/5th/6th (depending on how you count activate windows and milkshake) host of WTYP from his list of favorite podcasters.

Hedrigal

I really appreciate how much work Elon has put in to debunk the myth that all autistic people are unrecognized geniuses. And I’m sure he posted those pics of Grimes’ c-section to demonstrate that her vagina was unspoiled by childbirth because he simply doesn’t understand appropriate social cues like the normies

MI

Tony Rebelliamiglia

Shivvy

If there isn’t a Phantasm upgrade available for orbs, I’m not fucking with them.

Brian Taulbee

Need Hussein to elaborate on how its a Gerard Butler in Gamer moment, we never found out!

Clare Patterson

That's a hell of a Nixon by Milo

FishTank

Poor Riley, perennially trying to manage the class...

Ros Ballinger

so Labour has been sending political advisors to the Saudi royal family, huh

Nemo

I don’t know why, but I was surprised to get so many gamer references and so few for “Sleep Dealer”! Excellent episode overall!

Ryan Grannan

Banished to the lagoon, all of them

Josep C.

“Do you want a Medici in the Duomo?” Great bit ruined by the using duomo, which is inaccurate. The palazzo vecchio was the seat of government in republican florence. Do better

Monte.

"These aren't my big wet tits" I love this podcast so much

Harry

someone in the Saudi royal family heard about the “Seven Man Made Wonders of the World” and thought pfft we can do Wonders

MI

Give the people what they want and what the people want is more pictures of Milkshake and Pizza Boy.

Page Chase

Nay Liam

Josep C.

Fuck yes it's TF feat Rocz FUCK YES IT'S ABOUT ELON

chronicles of girldick

I don't know how but somehow I finally found someone who watched Gamer starring Gerard Butler and Michael C Hall. I can't remember most of my school teachers' names but I remember this

John Her

The crossover we've all been waiting for (partly for the hope of a Milkshake cameo)!

shadowcb


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