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Riley is on holiday and we’ve convened the remaining cast of Milo, Hussein, Nate, and November to discuss recent trends in the US election, plus a weird hagiographic article by none other than the arch-villain Laura Kuenssberg on the topic of Keir Starmer’s first 100 days. And somehow, somewhere, a druid gets involved.

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I have to break it to you that the chief druid took part in an anti 15 minute city protest in Oxford. It was very upsetting.

Cate Kneale

I was enjoying the Druid bit until I remembered the actual chief druid took part in the anti 15 minute city protest in Oxford because Britain is that stupid now.

Cate Kneale

I had read it to confirm, but yes every line in the bio is a punch line of nonsense. Also I feel vindicated that he identifies as Christian now (again?). I always got that vibe but never bothered to care enough to check apparently.

jamin

I thought November's last words would be 'I said harder'.

Noblesse Oblahaj

As someone who still uses IRC, it always made me chuckle to know the U.S. military used it during George II's failed wars.

Andrew Davis

He's actually still in the middle of an unending monologue that began in the last episode. It's very sad.

Andrew Davis

Supposed to be shit. Don't like it? There's the door.

Andrew Davis

as a long time patrick wyman simp i have been waiting for YEARS for a doggerland mention on tf

Brad Gowland

Tony Sark’s Wickerman

Josh L

Wicker-tran should have gotten a bigger laugh, ngl.

Oliver Cant

i’m aligned w you re: Ronald Donald but not convinced Harris is a-fumble. everyone get their coins ready, I guess!

Shivvy

I was doing great until this episode triggered the memory of that time my wife decided it would be funny to go see Russell Crowe's band do a gig.

Carlfish

The moomins have gone Groke

Dry Boss

Seeing Kier Starmer naked at Stonehenge, I'd bwow my woad

Tincture

To be fair, I think Nova's analysis is a little too dour, Donnie doesn't have the juice anymore so it isn't the same ground as 2016, I think Nate is right that the picture is way more skewed right by the media. That isn't to downplay the fact that it is a coin toss, but that Kamala hasn't fumbled the bag like Killary Clinton for most people (whether that's a good thing or not is a different matter).

Jordan Y Clementi

I could listen to Milo riff on trump for a full hour, he kills me

MI

That post-imperial malaise really do be kicking Britain's ass. Every generation, lurching from one greenlit target to the next, trying to find the minority group responsible for why everything's bad now.

Jack Fennell

The clangers dont get sacrificed this time but they're on thin ice

Alex

Don't put the nice hippos in the Wickerman they don't deserve it. Put the smurfs or wombles in there

Alex

Snorkmaiden is basically moomintroll with bangs, but shes not a TERF!!

Angel-of-Deadlifts

Keir and the boys getting stoned in the stanton stone circle is such an image

Parent, Child, Adult, Babe, It is our duty to give Palestine aid!

Why would there be any creeping dread? We have two parties and both are pro genocide....what's to worry about?

Eric Murphy

The Wickerman Cometh and his name is Danny Devito

Neil Y

I'd love a Britainology about all the actual positive stuff happening in the UK, like the revival of druidry and suchlike. Folk music, steampunk, all the actual happy stuff. It can be funny too (!)

Michael Hopwood

Marianne Williamson is the closest thing to a chiropractor presidential candidate

MCL

As far as the election. I realized in 2016 that I was going to get murdered one day. At best this maybe delays that for a few years. I'm just sorry for how it's going to harm everyone else

-Kris-

Playing the mesoamerican ball game is a great euphemism for dying (because the gods of the underworld also play the ball game) Hopefully Riley will create a more equitable society in Xibalba.

Jordan Y Clementi

Gosh I wish there was a druid future. They'd at least be better about the environment, obod at least seems ok with queer stuff including gender.

KillingVector

The trump Smurf moomin bit made me embarrass myself at the gym thanks

Roger Peet

"ok guys! We got all your letters! You asked for it, we got him! Heeeeere's Cheney! ...What do you mean boo!?"

Jesper Ohlsson

miserable dates for transphobes keeping us warm in the wintertime

MI

He’s playing Mesoamerican Ball Game

John Leavitt

I heard Riley got banished to the lagoon. Is there any truth to this?

utamaru

heyyy Yank here: we listen to TF to get Kierpilled and CURB the Creeping Dread about the States :(

Shivvy

Um, hi

Shivvy

The voice of authority

Ros Ballinger

Happy holidays Riley! EVERYONE TRASH(FUTURE) THE PLACE!

Ros Ballinger

I can confirm my dad is a both Chiropractor and a Moderate Centrist

I have nothing BUT contempt for this court

Harris is literally running the extremely shitty Country Over Party line

hence therefore

Love when Nova hosts.

Broth Mirepoix

The riffs about Sir Paul Marshall made me look into his ex-Mumford and Sons banjo playing son and every line on Winston Aubrey Aladar deBalkan Marshall's Wikipedia page looks like a joke. Also he's a right wing grift guy now, married to another right wing writer from The Spectator US

YungCereza

Yaaas druidfluid

BrunchMonster

Ooh rare TF talking over the intro song, this is a very rare TF.

Will Hitchcock

My dyslexic ass read that is Druidfluid

Grumpy Bowlart

The mystery of the druids. It's finally revealed. It was a podcast all along

Josep C.

For when you unfortunately wade into anti-FEMA militia shit, I am the architect of the infrastructure underneath the largest part of FEMA's healthcare coordination. I gave it out to all states and presented it to FEMA after a horrific climate disaster years back. I'm an SME and would love to help your healthy coverage on the accelerating rate of climate disasters.

Sparky

chaos configuration

etienne


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