The Boney Island Whitefish in: Murder on the Amish Express
Added 2020-05-21 13:04:24 +0000 UTCAndrew and Riley return for another episode of the number crime series about bones starring a woman named "Bones": Bones. Today we're learning about the origins of Michael B. Jordan's Hollywood career, the necessity of Pope hats and how to drain a parasitic cyst. We are not learning how to finish a script.
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I’m going to preface this by saying this story isn’t relevant but it’s been two months since I talked to anyone so hey here we are! Many years ago i heard a talk from a guy I think from Derby, who while digging in his back garden found a lot of bones. Not knowing what they were he first went to the local vets who told him to go to the police. The police basically went this is nothing to do with us go away. He went home kept the bag of bones because why not. A few days later the police come round to talk to him because he’d just gotten divorce, he’d been to the police station with a bag of bones and now his ex wife was missing. Unbeknownst to him in the wake of the divorce his ex wife has decided to spontaneously go away for the weekend to Ireland. He was questioned by the police and eventually let go when it became blatantly apparent that his wife was fine and also that the bones were a) not his wife and b) not human. They were in fact the remnants of a cow. Turned out his garden and all the gardens on his street were in the site of a Roman road and the Romans had at some point just buried a dead cow just off of it.Not relevant at all to anything here except for the fact that this to has to do with bones and a police force wildly conjecturing about said bones.
Robyn
2020-05-21 21:17:37 +0000 UTC
