Trees Chapter 286 Thank You All For The Gifts!
Added 2025-06-24 13:19:00 +0000 UTC"Do you two brats even realize what you’re doing?"
Tobirama, who is now wearing a nun outfit, lay on the ground and observed for a long time before realizing that the small box in the other party's hand could let everyone in the Shinobi World saw his appearance...
This realization made the old man’s heart twist in dread.
While he didn't care much about his reputation during his lifetime…
But being forced to appear before the world in such humiliating attire was worse than death.
Before this, whenever the shinobi world spoke of Senju Tobirama, the first thing that came to mind was the Nidaime Hokage of Konoha.
He is also a master of Forbidden Techniques, and his mastery in Water Release Ninjutsu is unmatched.
But once people see him in women's clothing...
Tobirama dared to guarantee that whenever the younger generations mentioned his name in the future, they would definitely associate him with this set of black and white women's clothing.
‘No!’
‘I will never allow this to happen.’
As Tobirama lay there, he thought a lot, but the two brats in front of him kept chattering away.
"Alright, brothers, this right here is the legendary Nidaime Hokage, Senju Tobirama."
"This old bastard has a deep-seated hatred for our Uchiha Clan."
"Pfft, and this weakling actually thought he could take me on?"
"How ridiculous!"
Sasuke held the phone in one hand to take pictures, and pointed at Tobirama on the ground with the other hand.
Behind him, Naruto had already transformed into his Ichigo appearance, and kept welcoming and thanking the viewers in the livestream.
When everyone first saw this livestream, they all thought it was a clickbait title created by some stupid guy.
After all, the entire Shinobi World is busy rebuilding their villages now, so who has the time to watch this kind of nonsense livestream...
And it’s already decades since Tobirama was dead.
"Yo! Big thanks to ‘Sasori of the Red Sand’ for the 3,000 kilos of rice."
"And shoutout to ‘Art is Truth’ for the 300 boxes of cup noodles!"
As soon as the livestream started, the Akatsuki’s Slacker Duo immediately rushed over to flatter a certain yellow-haired guy.
They came here just because they saw Ichigo’s account went online and didn’t even bother reading the title before joining.
It was not until they heard Ichigo’s thanks that they finally noticed the figure sprawled on the ground, dressed in a... ‘Nun outfit?’
‘Huh!?’
‘What is this!?’
Deidara accidentally dropped the screwdriver to the ground.
He held the phone away from himself, pointed at the screen, and stammered.
“Sasori-danna!?"
"This is... this is Senju Tobirama?"
Deidara felt like his eyes were about to melt.
He never expected that the Nidaime Hokage, who once struck fear into entire Shinobi World...
Had such unique tastes?!
"Yes."
"As expected of our Cult Leader."
Sasori didn’t even raise his head and spoke very calmly.
That indifferent attitude seemed to be saying that Tobirama was just a nobody.
Sasori believed that even if the Six Paths Sage himself showed up in front of his Cult Leader, he probably wouldn’t fare much better than this.
Deidara was stunned by Sasori’s nonchalance, but after a brief exchange between the two, he suddenly realized that he could no longer look at the Shinobi World with the same eyes as before.
After all…
The T-1000 model robot they created in the future killed the Akatsuki’s members several times and also blew up the Shinobi World several times.
If it weren't for that Shinobi from the Aburame Clan who showed up at the end to specifically target them, perhaps everyone would have died in some corner long ago.
Therefore, everyone’s power levels had escalated to insane degrees.
The Sage of Six Paths might not even be a big deal anymore.
After some more discussion, the two resumed showering Ichigo with gifts.
Although Naruto doesn't care how valuable the gift is, it does feel good to be showered with donations during a livestream...
While Naruto felt somewhat excited, he also noticed that the rewards on the livestream were all food, daily necessities and so on.
It can be seen that if everyone wants to survive the post-disaster reconstruction this time, then they must seek help from the Scientific Truth Society and the Cult Mechanicus.
‘Hmm…’
‘It seems that the two evil cults are gradually developing in a good direction.’
Naruto still remembered when the two evil cults were used to be at each other’s throats, ready to tear each other apart on sight.
The destruction they caused grew worse by the day.
But now...
The two evil cults actually began to use the power of the Gelel Stone to shorten the growth cycle of crops and provide food for the entire Shinobi World.
It has to be known that after the last disaster in the Shinobi World, although the Savior, Pain, had revived the dead, the buildings in the entire Shinobi World were basically in ruins.
Traditional currency had become worthless.
The only reason trade still functioned at all…
Was thanks to the digital currency system the Cult Mechanicus and Scientific Truth Society had set up long ago.
[DM for Ads entered the live broadcast room...]
[DM for Ads: Can you get the Shodaime Hokage in here too…? I’ll spam gifts all day. 】
Naruto glanced at Kakuzu popping up in the chat, immediately demanding a ‘performance’ from Hashirama.
But then again, to be able to make this miser say such things...
It was obvious that he really wanted to see Hashirama dressed as a woman.
"No, no."
"Today is a special occasion. Once we hit 100K viewers, I’ll have Tobirama sing for everyone!"
The moment Naruto dropped that bombshell, the chat exploded.
Gift notifications flooded the screen like a raging river.
Naruto sat cross-legged in front of Sasuke and Tobirama, rocking back and forth excitedly.
As for Sasuke in the back, he kept Tobirama pinned down, not that it took much effort.
After all, Tobirama, who was lying on the ground, had already realized that his current ugly appearance was exposed to the eyes of everyone in the Shinobi World.
He now covered his face with his hands, feeling extremely ashamed.
But as the Nidaime Hokage, Tobirama’s mind worked faster than most.
After wallowing in despair for a few minutes, his brain clicked.
Thinking back to the white-haired Shinobi standing there just now...
Tobirama immediately started shouting.
"Nonsense!"
"I'm not Senju Tobirama!"
"I’m… I’m Hatake Kakashi."
Naruto: “???”
Sasuke: “???”
‘WHAT THE HELL???’
‘In order to avoid embarrassment, Senju Tobirama actually resort to identity theft?!’
Naruto felt that his filter for Tobirama was completely shattered today.
Not only were the two of them confused, but even Kakashi, who was watching the livestream in the corner, nearly choked on his own spit.
‘No way?!’
‘What is going on with this group of Hokage?!’
‘Why are they dumping their scandals on me?’
Kakashi sighed, feeling the weight of the world on his shoulders.
"Hey… brat."
"Give me the lyrics."
"You can ask me to sing today, but you have to tell everyone I’m Kakashi."
Tobirama, who is still covering his face, whispered to Sasuke.
Sasuke didn’t respond immediately. Instead, he turned his head slightly and cast a questioning look in Naruto's direction.
Because he knew that when it came to psychological warfare, Naruto was the undisputed master.
Naruto, who was still hyping up the livestream, simply flashed a thumbs-up behind his back before tossing a notebook toward Sasuke.