Comment below something you think your psycho wrote about you in her diary 🤭
Added 2022-08-29 13:52:34 +0000 UTC
Need some inspiration..
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Still upset with me after I locked him in the basement and he missed the Football, it was for his own good because that odd woman with the hand puppet who flirts with him was going to be there.
Virtual Dave
2022-08-31 18:31:10 +0000 UTC
Kev I ay bothered about money. I'm more concerned about the fact I need to be able to write first 🤣🤣
Jodie Marie
2022-08-30 13:27:57 +0000 UTC
there not a lot of money in books but you're name would be forever out there in literature 😃
Kevin Lowe
2022-08-30 12:37:06 +0000 UTC
You know know whst that ay a bad idea🤣🤣
Jodie Marie
2022-08-30 12:20:43 +0000 UTC
I mean it was over 10 years ago. There is a little bit of humor for me in it. Also, a good lesson learned. Trashy crazy is fun, but don’t stick around too long.
Justin Schreckengost
2022-08-30 05:19:55 +0000 UTC
"His toenail clippings taste different this week but I haven't noted any changes to his diet. Will need to do a full refrigerator inventory"
J
2022-08-30 00:56:10 +0000 UTC
That's not funny at all
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 20:58:02 +0000 UTC
Oh shit this was real? I'm so sorry
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 20:57:52 +0000 UTC
I mean, I’m sure they are. I can say it definitely wasn’t funny when it was happening though. Kind of funny to look back on.
Justin Schreckengost
2022-08-29 20:50:46 +0000 UTC
I told my Mother about the engagement, today. She was overjoyed and so excited to meet the Man I love, for the first time. Now I really need to tell HIM about it…On a side note, I’m running low on chloroform.
Mr Trick
2022-08-29 19:23:31 +0000 UTC
I could change this to make it work
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 19:19:34 +0000 UTC
Tying him to the bed may seem like an extreme idea, but I think it could really strengthen our relationship…He did always say we weren’t being adventurous enough in the bedroom
Mr Trick
2022-08-29 19:17:54 +0000 UTC
He hasn’t moved on in all this time and I can’t think of any better proof that he still needs me…Funny how two weeks can seem like a lifetime apart.
Mr Trick
2022-08-29 19:12:23 +0000 UTC
Haha these are really funny to read 🤣
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 16:13:08 +0000 UTC
“I can’t believe he thought I was being violent. If it wasn’t for his constant need to distance himself from me I wouldn’t have needed to break his car windshield with a hammer and try to break his toes by throwing heavy stuff at his feet. I only did what I needed to do so I could stop him from making a mistake.”
Justin Schreckengost
2022-08-29 16:12:16 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣 Mosh is for the Awkward character I don't want to bring him into the psycho character too soon
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 16:07:47 +0000 UTC
"He's always going on about my friend Mosh!"
beefrubblez
2022-08-29 16:05:43 +0000 UTC
-Smelling a freshly washed real hair wig- “I miss the smell of her hair so much!”
Cassie Clark
2022-08-29 16:00:50 +0000 UTC
🤣
Kevin Lowe
2022-08-29 15:28:20 +0000 UTC
you should write psycho girlfriend diary as a book 🙂
Kevin Lowe
2022-08-29 15:27:10 +0000 UTC
If you want to include Boris in the video.
"I found another missing cat poster today. Don't worry little one you'll be.... I mean we will be home soon"
Luis Estrada
2022-08-29 15:01:29 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 14:56:36 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣 love this thank you
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 14:50:18 +0000 UTC
he told me today its like having his mother living with him. that's so sweet. he said we both need more space. I think he must be buying us a bigger house for my birthday. he's so lovely. he's so lovely. noone else must ever have him. I must preserve this moment, this feeling, forever. Forever, for us both. I must make sure this is never spoilt
Kevin Lowe
2022-08-29 14:37:26 +0000 UTC
If he didn't like me watching he would have closed his blinds?
Eric
2022-08-29 14:26:51 +0000 UTC
Hahahahaha 👏 Yes! This is right up her street! This will fit well
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 14:25:07 +0000 UTC
I think he's gonna propose soon, He did say he doesn't want me to be his girlfriend anymore.
Luis Estrada
2022-08-29 14:24:26 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 14:14:57 +0000 UTC
The tracker I put on his car hasn't moved. It's like he doesn't like going out.
Kyle (Fechin)
2022-08-29 14:14:06 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 14:07:37 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I shall use this
Jodie Marie
2022-08-29 14:07:19 +0000 UTC
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom 😉😂 sorry had to 😂
Kieran Cole
2022-08-29 14:00:19 +0000 UTC
“I ay never dated a guy before that has more ladies than lads as friends…” 🤣