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Hyper Dating

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Buried Treasure (Gay) 1

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Tryouts for King

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Bed and Break Fast

The wizard's tower was in the best part of town. On the King's Road itself, within a few minutes of walking to both the Arcane University and the castle, with all the best eating, shopping and recreation the city had to offer surrounding it. Anybody would have killed for the location... unfortunately, killing was not the main method of obtaining legitimate building permits. No, a far darker art had to be used to get such a prime location.

Property law. One of the journeymen who served u...

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Small Delay

My editor is currently sick. This month's story is -mostly- finished but will be slightly delayed, thank you.

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Don't Shoot the Landlady

Cody grumbled as he pulled up to the back of Ms. Paramount's house, as his old car coughed. Money had been VERY tight since he had abruptly left his employment with the Jack Force. After seeing two of his co-workers melt and one of them nearly fucked to death, Cody quit and then had stolen one of Jack's death rays with the hopes of selling it for some quick cash. Unfortunately, the damn thing seemed busted. He had turned it on and had fired the ray at his toaster on low, and the appliance had...

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R.A.M.

Your roommate at wizard college is a crazy foxgirl. Fortunately you're a genius. Unfortunately she might be too.

Aria had been one of the most legendary party girls the Royal Academy of Magic had ever seen for four years running. From the very moment she'd started the undergrad life she was the girl at every party ready to mainline the expired potions. She'd done a stand on every keg and been on her knees for every beggar. She was loud, crass, reckless, horny, and incredibly unprofessi...

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Suddenly: Girlfriend

 "Hey, can you get me a beer or something?" Jack asked her roommate as she pushed through the door. She had to duck slightly to fit inside, her muscles already a bit much for buildings sized for normal people on days when she -wasn't- pumped. On days like today, where she set a new PB and that was the -early- part of the day, it was a struggle.

"It has been a real fucker of a day," she sighed, calling out to the void as she flopped onto the couch, immediately undoing her pants and ...

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Epic Mess

“NEXT!” Nick yelled, watching as a broad-chested unicorn farmboy dipped his head in shame and departed from the laboratory he had set up in the Cave of the Ancients. The rat wizard, vizier of the King and notably devious archmage, had been tasked with making sure nobody did anything funny with the Blade of Interminable Legend.

...which is why he was, of course, trying to do something funny with it himself. He padded over to the blade buried deep in a crystalline structure, rereading...

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Overshadowed

Crystal was nervous about having so many powerful wizards around, but unfortunately there was no other place for it. She wasn't a -bad- cleric, she thought she did a good job of selling the goddess of darkness as a force of justice and imagination instead of just destruction and caprice, although all were definitely still present, she was even the first who had successfully talked the local mage union into having their symposium at her temple instead of any arcane laboratory. 

She ...

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10 Seconds Free

Sal looked at his appointment card, already having second thoughts. When his friends told him they'd booked him a session with a self-improvement wizard, he thought they meant, like, really skilled. Or maybe just an insult. Or at worst a hypnotist.

But the building his appointment card led him to sure did look like a stormy stone tower despite being exactly where he could swear an apartment complex was on any other day.

Not that he wasn't excited about magic maybe being real, he j...

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Easter Bunnies

The UNSDF laughed when they discovered the planet. A whole planet of some mostly forgotten 20th century myth that never made sense. 'The Easter Bunny is real!' they said, finding the joke in the biology of its inhabitants. Indeed, the population of 61-439 -did- resemble the Easter Bunny. They were bipedal, with button noses and rabbit-like ears and paws. They had an -incredibly- high sugar diet that seemed to work well for them. And their planet was ridiculously fertile and often seemed to be...

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Routine Inspection

It was supposed to be another routine run, an excavation of crystals Lia had done already a handful of times. Technology had made it much easier to locate deposits, yet the surplus of giant angry mons that followed was usually more than enough of a deterrent. For the standard trainer, and for various wild mons who wouldn't stand a chance against a totem, the Zor understood why. Even still...what he gazed upon was a bit...strange. Slowly tilting his head aside to take in the view, or, the lack...

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Advertising


"Alright, so, uh, welcome everybody," Jack adjusted the camera, turning it to face her bespectacled face. She knew she looked her best, or would at least, but she'd still never done a product presentation like this before. "I'm Dr. Maraja, but you can call me Jack. I'm here to demonstrate my latest product for consideration by the labs, Iron Foundation."


She took a deep breath, backing away from the camera to a well lit gym area, with a large tub of something thick...

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Haha what if you were my perfect boyfriend, jk... unless.

Max rocked quietly in his computer chair as the horse told him about his weight problems yet again. It had been a recurring theme of their friendship; "if only I could lose the weight, then I could [x] or [y]". Of course, these goals were often... ambitious, like "fuck my way through the town" or "benchpress a semi truck", and perhaps not entirely serious... but what Char didn't know is that he could have those things. Easily, if he wanted.


The 6'6", slender ferret turned his...

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Drinking Your Troubles Away 2


Over the next eight hours, Aria speed-read the basics of magic and learned two new spells, staying by Nick's side until she was sure he was fine. Then she hit up a bar for more absinthe and learned another two. Then the bar devolved into an orgy and she had to learn one more. She carefully documented every liquor interaction she tried, making sure she knew exactly how her body responded to things... even if her research kept making it bigger. She even managed to identify her own bi...

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Drinking Your Troubles Away 1

Aria stumbled home drunk, fishing for the keys to her apartment and eventually pulling out something to shove in the doorknob and get her apartment open. It had been a long night. She had a busy night of being -seen- at the club, lots of guys to string along, and at least a couple dinners and presents to collect from various flirty hopefuls.

Plus, all the drinks were free, so she kinda had to.

It just meant dragging herself home at 3 am, finally getting inside and knocking over wh...

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Ultra-Virilizer


"Hey, deal with these, I made way too many," Jack dropped a handful of pills into your shirt pocket the instant you opened the front door to her, sneaking past and crashing on the living room couch. "Sorry to skip the formalities but my house is so saturated with pheromones I was never gonna be able to even -think- there." She took a deep breath, sucking everything in and undoing the button on her tight jeans, unzipping and letting a cock that dangled somewhere around her knees flo...

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A Real Workout


Raine tapped her membership card against the gym doors, letting them open just a smidgen in secret identity mode. She wasn't thrilled with having to hit up the same gym used by the local superhero team, but she had to get her workouts in -somehow!-.


She was just mortified by the prospect of running into somebody. The Urban Justiciars worked really hard protecting the city and she was just... Raine. Sure her parents had been superheroes, but she'd never really manag...

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Demonology and You


The archdemon cackled malevolently as it was forcefully unwound, its essence turning to ribbons of pure power. In theory, the ritual was set up to destroy the demon and deliver its power and abilities to the primary summoner, which just so happened to be you.


Unfortunately, this was not what was happening. Instead of feeling the heady rush of power through your body, your servant, a crow, who had aided in casting the spell was now basking in the bright flickering l...

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Intimate Training

Cody grimaced but kept a professional blank face as he watched Jack's squat. "Lower. Lower. Lower!" he said again to the small flat-chested shark as she did one of the worst sets he had ever seen. This was the pair's second workout together, and already he was starting to wonder WHY the shark had hired him. Cody worked in a private gym that was home to among other things a slew of serious powerlifters, bodybuilders, and more than a few hardbodies who were Instagram-famous. Cody himself was ab...

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Waking up Sexy


 One morning, Char simply woke up sexy. He had gone to bed the same person he always was, a little chubby and a lot depressed, but the next day he woke up neither of those things. His fur was a little shinier, his mane was a little silkier, his hooves were a little smoother, he was just overall a little bit better than he had been the night before.


Of course, he didn't -notice- any of it. He just woke up same as he always did, dragging himself to the bathroom ...

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Faces of Fate 1


Aria had a problem to solve. Ordinarily she would just snap her fingers and have it done, but against all odds this problem had gotten big enough to need proper attention. She could hear the voice of every civilization that worshiped her, a tiny chorus of small desires always in the back of her mind, begging her for help. Some she granted, some she teased for asking too much. Most she ignored.


But for once she COULDN'T ignore them.


She wasn't entir...

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Bully Bun


Tyler Crush walked up to the bun right after school, the two had not been on good terms since Ty went out his way almost every day to try and bully her. Only ever being stopped by teachers and some self-righteous pricks. But now? They were alone, and he had cornered her by the locker rooms by the gym— having skipped his last class to wait for hers to finish and now, he blocked her way with his muscular arm extended to the wall and his massive body in the way. A wicked sharp grin ...

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delay alert

very sick, story delayed a week, sorry

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Your Day Job

"Well, honey, I just don't know what to make of it!" Amy gestured to the vines crawling up the side of her house. "That's why I called you immediately. Have you ever seen a plant grow so quickly? Or on bricks for that matter?" She tapped the brickwork of her house, gently tugging at the pale blue-green vines climbing up it. "It doesn't even look like it's sinking inside it! Which I suppose means it won't tear my house down, but it just raises further questions."

The middle aged dog girl...

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Reality Warping is not for Subs

The world shifted.

Pat walked down the hallway, the college sophomore trying not to make eye contact with anyone. He was a nerd by nature, thick glasses, pocket protector, and everything, and a shy one at that. But today he was even more averse to social contact than usual. Last night he had... well, he wasn't exactly sure what he had done. One minute, he was thinking about how cool it would be to have an enormous dick, and then the next, he had one. So there he was the next morning, wa...

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Ebon Empire

Sal grumbled to himself, or he would have, if there was any air with which to do so. The Ebon Empire was really putting its money where its mouth was philosophically these days. Sal remembered the latest speech, announcing their new motto. "Flesh is strong, steel is weak." Sal agreed, of course, but the cynical part of him wondered if it wasn't just an excuse to cut even more corners with the space program.

He was part of the 'one man, one planet' program, his heavily modded body superf...

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Hoein' Adventure

Isaac was once again not sure how he'd gotten into this world, and at least it was a world where he had a home and a place to stay in a small, quaint town. But he quickly learned that he didn't have a job, so he was strongly encouraged to go down to the local laboratory and help out with research. It didn't take long to realize that this was a Pokemon world and he was being booted out the door to go on a Pokemon journey. There was some disdain in the professor's voice as they explained this, ...

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A Faceful of Masculinity 3

Sal had a -very- nice day once he got out of the house. His first stop at the medical center told him that there was absolutely nothing wrong with him. A level of hormones that would be hazardous to most people, sure, but his heart was unstressed and his minerals were fine and the nurse was more than happy to help him collect another couple semen samples after the first one.

Really, the only problem Sal had is that he was still just as horny after TWO conquests now, and for the next sev...

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