Sentimental Poll
Added 2020-06-09 21:44:28 +0000 UTCI've been re-watching old movies I like because it's raining and I'm a boring loser. Gotta lewd one of them.
1) Wizard of Oz (1939). I think my idea is to have a really slutty Dorothy walking away from a sad looking Scarecrow, maybe with the Tinman, saying something like "Sorry, Scarecrow, you should have asked the Wizard for a bigger dick."
2) Betty Boop (1932). Seriously, watch this. It's fucking insane. What drugs were they doing back then? Holy shit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7VUU_VPI1E
3) Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984). Quite possible my favorite film of all time. Not just animated, but of all time. It's just ahead of Conan the Barbarian, since I think Nausicaä has true artistic merit and a real philosophy, whereas Conan the Barbarian is just raw unapologetic fun. (I might not lewd this one, out of respect, but I'd draw something cute of Nausicaä).
4) Pinnocchio (1940). That Blue Fairy was a hottie, and what a weird fucking movie, holy shit! I remember liking the sequence in Moana where Moana and her Demigod daddy go to the 'Land of the Monster' because of how especially surreal it was, but then you rewatch Pinoccio, and this shit was weird.
5). Fantasia (1940) Second or third favorite film of all time. HOOOOOOLLLLLLYYY SHIIIIIT! What the fuck is happening in this shit? Slavic demon-gods? Racist centaurs? Implied homosexual anal-sex (look for it)? Erotic nudity!?!?! What happened to this shit? Where did we go wrong? Was it World War 2? Jim Crow? How did we end up here instead of there?
Comments
She's your step-momfu?
2020-06-10 15:41:36 +0000 UTCI just looked it up. I may not be curious enough about it to follow up.
2020-06-10 15:41:16 +0000 UTCI have not, but I may check it out.
2020-06-10 15:40:57 +0000 UTCI really hope Fantasia wins Rule 34 Oz is sooooooooo been there done that.
Rusty Shackleford
2020-06-10 04:52:40 +0000 UTCGotta show some love for mah boy Cab Calloway!
Sleepy Dave
2020-06-10 01:10:18 +0000 UTCNausicca you could just draw her in a sexy bikini that looks like wastelander clothes. Or maybe something like a sexy vault suit from fallout. Just ideas.
Master Dragon
2020-06-10 00:02:58 +0000 UTCI’m gonna go with dorthy, not really into any of these personally and I’d feel awkward picking Betty boop cause she’s my dads literal waifu and I’d just feel weird about it
Barcod
2020-06-09 23:42:07 +0000 UTCSpeaking about Oz did see the animated serie Lost in Oz?
Hivedragon
2020-06-09 22:04:10 +0000 UTCPinnocchio always has that classic "Instead of his nose, his dick is what grows" gimmick going. Hey, that even rhymes!
Dantels
2020-06-09 22:03:30 +0000 UTCHave you read the Naussica manga? It's got a bunch of cool extra stuff. Even makes the enemy princess totally awesome. It also heavily inspired Morrowind. It's a little more depressing though.
Dantels
2020-06-09 21:57:03 +0000 UTC
