If Mark were a Pirate . . .
Added 2018-11-08 16:55:23 +0000 UTCThis is mostly for my own amusement, please humor me. Conan the Barbarian spent a significant part of his life at sea as a pirate, particularly aboard the Tigress as a lover and first-mate to Belit, the Pirate Queen of the Black Coast.
What if Mark and Cadence got a hold of small pirate ship for a while? What do you think the ship's name would be? Feel free to suggest anything below. I'm just looking for fun ideas, and names are important. ANY IDEAS WELCOME!
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Classic Wicked Wench would be good too.
2018-11-09 07:12:51 +0000 UTCThe Peg Leg. He is as hard as wood. Maybe "Salty Seaman/Semen"
Vincent
2018-11-08 22:47:30 +0000 UTCThat's already one of my ideas for Mark's adventure at sea. Cadence: "Mark, we should really get a figurehead for the ship." Mark: "I've got it." Then he captures a mermaid and ties to her to bow
2018-11-08 19:56:00 +0000 UTCOf all the ideas from the top of my head, that and 'Ambergris' are my two favorites.
2018-11-08 19:55:00 +0000 UTCSounds like something vaguely racist though.
2018-11-08 19:54:37 +0000 UTCThe sea wench?
Hivedragon
2018-11-08 18:57:51 +0000 UTCSexcalibur, nah much a weapon, Assgus? Mark and the Assgonauts? If not we get the Assasin breeze from Cadence and Hole of pleasure from Mark and go with Asshole.
Ace
2018-11-08 18:30:14 +0000 UTCHoping on a living figurehead for the ship. Some (un)lucky mermaid or something.
Dantels
2018-11-08 17:54:56 +0000 UTCHAMMERHEAD sounds good. It's a nice double entendre for both the shark and for Mark's massive dong.
Ophanim Smile
2018-11-08 17:52:36 +0000 UTCThe White Wave?
Dantels
2018-11-08 17:51:58 +0000 UTCThe Clam-Breaker? Clam-Smasher?
2018-11-08 17:10:53 +0000 UTCThe Clam hunter
That black guy
2018-11-08 17:04:31 +0000 UTCThe Poondagle
Geeko170
2018-11-08 17:02:49 +0000 UTCWould have gone with Her Highness and Salty Balls. :)
SxyEmjr
2018-11-08 16:57:27 +0000 UTC
