So, I hate plot and continuity, but the basic story of Mark the Barbarian is this. Mark is a barbarian who gets kicked out of his clan for being just a little too barbaric. He goes adventuring. He kidnaps Princess Cadence after having a falling out with her mother, Empress Tamora. Tamora wants to capture Cadence back. Cadence decide she likes being kidnapped. Adventures ensue. Briar is a witch-bitch ex-girlfriend of Mark's.
Now, if Mark were a pirate, I think the story would be this. Mark is a pirate without a crew or ship. He has a sea-witch partner named Briar who kind of hates his guts but is stuck with him by habit. They capture a mermaid princess named Cadence, who has a treasure map tattooed on her back that leads to the treasure trove of Manannán Mac Lir, God of the Oceans. Her mother, Sea-Queen Tamora wants the treasure, so she tried to steal Cadence back. Adventures ensue.
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