CONTEST and News.
Added 2015-10-09 08:24:05 +0000 UTCSo I found out this week i have to go to California for some family stuff. Kind of last minute, but not an emergency or tragedy. Just stuff. I'm going to be gone for six days which is an ETERNITY in the freelance smut business since I really need to work everyday keep up. Don't worry Archdukes and Princes, everything you asked for this month should still be on time (unless I've told you otherwise) but you aren't going to see anything for the next week regardless.
Plenty of time to write while travelling though.
Anyways, I thought this would be a fun time do to my contest, and i can deliver some time in November. Basically, I will draw a piece of art to go along with a Magic Card that someone designs. I'll bound to pick the one that's both pervy and a clever card design. People on Patreon get special consideration, but because I figure not very many of you play Magic, I am opening this up to the public.
You can submit your card design in the comments below, or email me.
!!!UPDATE!!!
I'm going to do two of these! One for Patreon, and one for HF, so you don't need to double post.
Comments
I'd like to be a planeswalker!
2015-10-09 16:20:16 +0000 UTCThis is a very flavorful one and powerful. If it wins, would you mind if I made the cost something like Green/Blue, since blue is more of a tapping thing, and the tentacles seem very Simic?
2015-10-09 16:18:15 +0000 UTCSure, but don't spam me. I'd rather you came up with a couple really cool ones, and since I'm only going to be doing one it doesn't make sense to make multiple cards that are only funny together.
2015-10-09 16:16:47 +0000 UTCcan one submit more than one card ?
2015-10-09 13:03:21 +0000 UTCTentacle Breeding Plant; Enchantment (5GGG); 1G: tap target creature. Creatures tapped this way cannot un-tap as long as Tentacle Breeding Plant is in play. During your upkeep, put a 1/1 broodling token into play for every creature tapped by Tentacle Breeding Plant.
Sleepy Dave
2015-10-09 13:01:51 +0000 UTC... nothing is as terrible as the wrath of an unsatisfied and frustrated demoness ;D
2015-10-09 13:00:57 +0000 UTCSo... here is a pretty elaborate one ^^ details are up to discussion Dalaria, the Sucker of Souls; Legendary Creature - Demon Seductress; (BBR5); (2/7); Wither(...she sucks them dry xD) Vigilance(as she’s always ready and eager to suck... souls...); For each -1/-1 counter Dalaria puts on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on her Dalaria may block up to three creatures If Dalaria is blocked by less than three creatures, destroy up to one of those creatures and prevent all damage that would be dealt to Dalaria this turn. Dalaria, the Sucker of Souls deals damage equal to her power to target player. Flavor Text: “I will not be satisfied that easily”
2015-10-09 12:59:17 +0000 UTC2)Markydaysaid, Freelance Smut Artist(planewalker (WBURG), Loyalty 4): +1 Draw a card (symbolyse how he pull time from anywhere tooo have more pics) -2 Put 3 BitchBondage Slave Token 0/3 in game(because drawing smut), -9 Flip a coin, if heads, look for a card in your deck and put it in your hand, if its a creature you can put it into play without paying its mana cost, if tails, Markydaysaid, Freelance Smut Artist, leave the game because he need to get back to work. ^^
Ace
2015-10-09 08:49:58 +0000 UTCGood luck on your travel, have as much fun as you can, love the idea so let test it with a classic: Black Lotus Dildo(Equipment, cost 0): Equipped creature get: Masturbate (tap: you get 2 mana of any color, the equipped creature cannot use any other ability while tapped by masturbate)Equip Cost:1) Something like that?
Ace
2015-10-09 08:27:42 +0000 UTC
