Added 2015-05-20 01:11:54 +0000 UTC
So even though I'm pressed for time, I'd like to make another Pokemon comic because the last one was very well received. It got a bit more buzz than my other stuff recently, and I think I should go where the momentum is. I've got a few ideas and I'd like your feedback/votes. Also, if you are a Duke, you have real voting power here, and if a majority of the Dukes go one way, so will I. 1. I spoof the opening of a general pokemon game, with Professor Kush explaining what Pokebitches are, and then asking what your gender and name are. Ashley (the trainer) acts confused and says something like, "But Proffessor Kush, you know I'm a girl. Look at my huge tits! And you know my name is Ashley, you've known me my whole life. You dated my mom back when you were with Team Rocket!" Proffessor Kush (while smoking marijuana) then asks what your rival's name is, at which point Gertrude (female Gary) comes in and goes "Mooooomm, you know what my name is!" and Ashley renames her Cunt, or Jizz, or something like that. 2. Ashley encouters Team Rocket (who will be a female human and a female Meowth) and they do the whole rhyme, and threaten to steal Ashley's Pikachu. She says "go ahead" and Pikachu Rapes them both.
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I actually just finished #1, but #2 is up for vote this time.
2015-05-23 19:23:30 +0000 UTCI vote number 2 if that's still open and you're accepting votes from un-cleared pledges.
Dantels
2015-05-23 04:27:50 +0000 UTCI agree, start at the beginning and then have Ashley run into Team Rocket later.
Smiling_Jack
2015-05-21 16:19:30 +0000 UTCI vote for number two. The concept puts an amusing mental picture in my mind of these Team Whoreket whores getting Pikafucked being something Jessie and Meowth kneeling, looking frightened and concerned as Pika stands above them with a massive and electrically-charged throbbing erection. "I haven't given him any pussy or let him masturbate in weeks..." Ashley informs the two would-be thieves mockingly. "Pika." Pika says with a vicious smirk, as Jessie and Meowth continue to cower, now hugging one another for comfort.
makai9
2015-05-21 08:31:46 +0000 UTCLet's start with number one, but I think we all want number two eventually.
2015-05-20 19:34:14 +0000 UTCI say 1. It will be funny to see a parody of the Iintroduction. If I remember right WAAAAAY back in the day Ash stole Mistys ( think thats her name been a while) bike, then promptly gets it destroyed. A variation on that would be cool to see.
2015-05-20 18:46:52 +0000 UTCHaven't decided yet. I'm thinking a Growlithe, because that was Gary's first pokemon in The Electric Tale of Pikachu, which was the only Pokemon comic book I've ever read.
2015-05-20 14:56:49 +0000 UTCI vote for number one, but...number two will be begged for at a later date XD. ALSO...What pokemon will Gertrude have? Will she have the HUGE hung squirtle (because she cannot handle REAL MEN) like in the anime or will she try getting all three to show up Ashley....which will lead to funny things when she cannot control them due to badges XD
SorrowBorn
2015-05-20 13:13:46 +0000 UTCYeah, but Gertrude is technically the female form of Gary, which is from the American version of the show
2015-05-20 05:36:34 +0000 UTCI agree, his when the Iron is hot, maybe you should consider a pokebitch comic in the future. I vote for 1, but you can come with a sexier name than Gertrude ( or at least a Pet name for her)
Ace
2015-05-20 05:00:11 +0000 UTCfirst one. Wanna see Gertrude and her funny new name
2015-05-20 02:26:20 +0000 UTC2
John
2015-05-20 02:11:46 +0000 UTC#1 since we still need a proper introduction to this world of fuckery.
MinoCrossing
2015-05-20 02:06:56 +0000 UTC2
L0n3y
2015-05-20 01:45:01 +0000 UTCHmm kinda digging the first one
DwarfDaddy
2015-05-20 01:38:35 +0000 UTC
