A New Record
Added 2025-03-19 16:00:18 +0000 UTC[Insert joke about Casual Sex vs Ranked Competitive Sex]
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As a transbian on SSRIs and HRT, this is actually sweet as hell 🥰
Fable
2025-05-08 14:45:07 +0000 UTCYellow is such a menace
Petter Wäss
2025-05-03 18:06:18 +0000 UTCThis is both hilarious and wholesome. Can't say they don't care about her! lol
Cole Blackblood
2025-03-28 20:48:07 +0000 UTC“Tool assisted category” I’m dying
AzaChattan
2025-03-26 10:09:23 +0000 UTCno you're right and you should say it
Teu M. S.
2025-03-24 21:20:09 +0000 UTCThis is so bizarrely wholesome, I love it 😄 Also, Nipple Only category, ooo 👀
The Angry Optimist
2025-03-23 13:21:19 +0000 UTCWhat no I'm not fishing for more Green content what gave you that idea
Greg
2025-03-22 06:46:29 +0000 UTCSo uh... there's a recording of that first-place run for it to be valid, yeah?
Greg
2025-03-22 06:45:17 +0000 UTCI love this... so much more than I can put into words. This is both amazing trans representation, as well as an incredibly wholesome post of the sexy variety.
TheMineKnight
2025-03-22 02:07:04 +0000 UTC1) I read the title in the Smash Bros Melee announcer voice and cackled. 2) I am curious what the True Ending run entails
lazymagpie
2025-03-22 01:03:41 +0000 UTCI bet if Blue puts in the work he can shave a solid minute off his time.
Matt Penn
2025-03-21 22:50:38 +0000 UTCSPEEDRUN DOT CUM?! (Also I can comment again? Feckin' heck yes) Also what's True Ending? She admits she loves you in the afterglow? Extended cuddling? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!
McZed
2025-03-21 15:26:50 +0000 UTCAlso, just want to say that I absolutely love the drooling, eyes rolled up look on Pink's face.
Jamie
2025-03-21 03:51:21 +0000 UTCOh shoot, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.
Jamie
2025-03-20 22:32:16 +0000 UTCWait...holdup....WHOS IN THE LEADERBOARDS FOR THE TRUE ENDING% CATEGORY!?!?!
John Paul Castano
2025-03-20 19:51:59 +0000 UTCAny% sex is craaaaaazy
AFrickinDwarf
2025-03-20 15:55:30 +0000 UTCAppreciating the small details like how she's grinding against her leg while stroking her. 🥴
Silver
2025-03-20 11:45:42 +0000 UTCLove the trans representation. By which I mean speedrunning
Cassandra foretells the doom of Troy, NY
2025-03-20 03:31:09 +0000 UTCi love this so much
romi רוֹמִי
2025-03-20 01:05:41 +0000 UTCEstrogen often makes it difficult to get erections, but huh, yeah I suppose she might have also gotten on anti-depressants.
Sengachi
2025-03-20 00:21:27 +0000 UTCThis is absolutely *amazing*.
Sengachi
2025-03-20 00:20:47 +0000 UTCWith the sheer amount of hormones running all over the place from her horndog teammates, I don't think Pink has any trouble getting hormones.
Jamie
2025-03-20 00:16:11 +0000 UTCWHY am I even with you guys? Didn't we just go over this? you can't cum so easily on your meds so- I KNOW! >_< Maybe w should get Green in here? People are normally relaxed after an orgasm.
Jamie
2025-03-20 00:05:44 +0000 UTCPink need anti-depressants, or is that just the horomone therapy?
Daniel Mountain
2025-03-19 22:55:59 +0000 UTCI LOVE THEM 💖💛 (that's so sweet in such a deranged sports way, holy shit they're so cute. they're so funny. they're so hot i love the actirangers)
Aster
2025-03-19 22:37:38 +0000 UTCIt's not enough for the content to be incredibly sexy. It's the humor alongside it that keeps me glued to this page XD
GrapplerGoddess
2025-03-19 22:10:40 +0000 UTCI've heard that casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, but *wow* this is taking that concept to lengths I did not know it needed to.
Xaq
2025-03-19 20:45:00 +0000 UTCI would laugh if grey was on the leaderboard already.
Tyric
2025-03-19 20:22:50 +0000 UTCBlue is 2nd with 9.2 something seconds. Was not expecting that.
Tyric
2025-03-19 20:20:53 +0000 UTCBut before I jerk you off, we gotta talk about P A R A L L E L U N I V E R S E S
Julian
2025-03-19 19:42:15 +0000 UTCThat's when both (or all) members climax simultaneously, likely with one or more having those full-body aftershocks that continue even after the main event is complete.
Lady Argentum
2025-03-19 19:29:11 +0000 UTCThe funniest part is that Green still holds the record according to the website
Adelaide Kung
2025-03-19 19:10:19 +0000 UTCThe title is perfect
lazymagpie
2025-03-19 18:59:29 +0000 UTCThe guffaw this got from me was undignified. Well-earned.
Senoj Nai
2025-03-19 18:21:57 +0000 UTCNo offense to people who are in it for the love of the game, but it’s REALLY impressive the times you can get when you start going any%
Tacomouth Damage
2025-03-19 17:45:59 +0000 UTCThe fact there are subcategories is hilarious 🤣
CAMIrish1
2025-03-19 17:40:44 +0000 UTCWell competitive players are sometimes called sweats and there's clearly a lot of sweat going on 🤣
Jason Blackthorn
2025-03-19 17:19:45 +0000 UTCFinally, ranked competitive sex
Corndogman5160
2025-03-19 17:05:45 +0000 UTCAUTHOR WHAT IS TRUE ENDING%
Pengwnbuster
2025-03-19 17:00:56 +0000 UTCi think it's funny how yellow has :3 face the entire time
Lordofallcitrus
2025-03-19 16:51:38 +0000 UTCGod damn it Yellow, you can't climb even higher in the best girl category, leave something for the rest of the team!
Magra215
2025-03-19 16:40:37 +0000 UTCBecause of my meds I can't finish, so I clearly need 4 partners to work to get her to help me out
Pengwnbuster
2025-03-19 16:38:19 +0000 UTComg that is HILARIOUS, and this is coming from someone who had stickers made from her nudes and handed them out after casual sex
Ashe C. Addams
2025-03-19 16:29:45 +0000 UTCThis is one of the funniest bits I've ever seen in a porn comic in my life and also lets me know that Spicy is pretty into speedrunning with how specific that UI looks 👀
YukiKazami
2025-03-19 16:23:54 +0000 UTCThere's a major scandal when someone gets a black-market version of the "Orgasmatron" implant that one pain management doc discovered and starts posting insane per-day stats. Eventually they just create a new "cybernetic" category, tho. If you want a weird giggle: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140321-orgasms-at-the-push-of-a-button
A13
2025-03-19 16:22:17 +0000 UTCGod I love this polycue~
Ozii Sky
2025-03-19 16:21:36 +0000 UTCWe’ll long as there isn’t porn sports betting otherwise we’re truly doomed
meepsalot
2025-03-19 16:19:20 +0000 UTCPink: "First, beatings. Then, I'm calling Gray." Yellow: "Gray?! Why?" Pink: "There's at least two of Green's records that I think we can beat with him."
Thunder
2025-03-19 16:18:25 +0000 UTCI'm not sure to have a big grin or be offended on Pink's behalf.
Matthew Copeland-Harrison
2025-03-19 16:15:50 +0000 UTCGlitches allowed would be interesting.
Jacob Johnson
2025-03-19 16:11:27 +0000 UTCNow let's get SummoningSalt to narrate it.
Panda
2025-03-19 16:10:46 +0000 UTCspeedrun dot cum is perfection
CaptainSWC
2025-03-19 16:08:52 +0000 UTC"I am definitely not going to send this to my FWBs as a challenge", she lied.
Merle Blue
2025-03-19 16:08:44 +0000 UTCSending this to my partners in a suggesting manner
Penny Dreadfxl
2025-03-19 16:06:48 +0000 UTCLove it I wonder who else is a category on that site tho... Would love to see some of the records
Algirdas
2025-03-19 16:06:04 +0000 UTCTrue Ending kills me, that’s incredible
Wyrm
2025-03-19 16:05:26 +0000 UTCOkay, now what's the other Ranger's profiles?
Daniel
2025-03-19 16:05:21 +0000 UTCI love this. XD
Orannis
2025-03-19 16:05:18 +0000 UTCThis is hilarious. And its so true that hrt makes it hard to cum
Ash-and-Flowers
2025-03-19 16:04:50 +0000 UTCOh Pink! Always doomed to be self-conscious! 🫶🫶🫶
Evil_Paul
2025-03-19 16:04:43 +0000 UTCI’m not sure how to fit “parry this you filthy casual” in yet, but I’ll figure it out
Slycheddar
2025-03-19 16:04:42 +0000 UTCTrue Ending?? Also damn I never realized ranked competitive sex was so hot 🔥
Peak Fiction Enjoyer
2025-03-19 16:04:37 +0000 UTCI love yellows permanent :3 expression. It really adds a lot to her character
Tyler Vest
2025-03-19 16:04:15 +0000 UTC"True Ending" is a fascinating category
Saph
2025-03-19 16:02:31 +0000 UTC
