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A New Record

[Insert joke about Casual Sex vs Ranked Competitive Sex]

A New Record A New Record A New Record

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As a transbian on SSRIs and HRT, this is actually sweet as hell 🥰

Fable

Yellow is such a menace

Petter Wäss

This is both hilarious and wholesome. Can't say they don't care about her! lol

Cole Blackblood

“Tool assisted category” I’m dying

AzaChattan

no you're right and you should say it

Teu M. S.

This is so bizarrely wholesome, I love it 😄 Also, Nipple Only category, ooo 👀

The Angry Optimist

What no I'm not fishing for more Green content what gave you that idea

Greg

So uh... there's a recording of that first-place run for it to be valid, yeah?

Greg

I love this... so much more than I can put into words. This is both amazing trans representation, as well as an incredibly wholesome post of the sexy variety.

TheMineKnight

1) I read the title in the Smash Bros Melee announcer voice and cackled. 2) I am curious what the True Ending run entails

lazymagpie

I bet if Blue puts in the work he can shave a solid minute off his time.

Matt Penn

SPEEDRUN DOT CUM?! (Also I can comment again? Feckin' heck yes) Also what's True Ending? She admits she loves you in the afterglow? Extended cuddling? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

McZed

Also, just want to say that I absolutely love the drooling, eyes rolled up look on Pink's face.

Jamie

Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Jamie

Wait...holdup....WHOS IN THE LEADERBOARDS FOR THE TRUE ENDING% CATEGORY!?!?!

John Paul Castano

Any% sex is craaaaaazy

AFrickinDwarf

Appreciating the small details like how she's grinding against her leg while stroking her. 🥴

Silver

Love the trans representation. By which I mean speedrunning

Cassandra foretells the doom of Troy, NY

i love this so much

romi רוֹמִי

Estrogen often makes it difficult to get erections, but huh, yeah I suppose she might have also gotten on anti-depressants.

Sengachi

This is absolutely *amazing*.

Sengachi

With the sheer amount of hormones running all over the place from her horndog teammates, I don't think Pink has any trouble getting hormones.

Jamie

WHY am I even with you guys? Didn't we just go over this? you can't cum so easily on your meds so- I KNOW! >_< Maybe w should get Green in here? People are normally relaxed after an orgasm.

Jamie

Pink need anti-depressants, or is that just the horomone therapy?

Daniel Mountain

I LOVE THEM 💖💛 (that's so sweet in such a deranged sports way, holy shit they're so cute. they're so funny. they're so hot i love the actirangers)

Aster

It's not enough for the content to be incredibly sexy. It's the humor alongside it that keeps me glued to this page XD

GrapplerGoddess

I've heard that casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, but *wow* this is taking that concept to lengths I did not know it needed to.

Xaq

I would laugh if grey was on the leaderboard already.

Tyric

Blue is 2nd with 9.2 something seconds. Was not expecting that.

Tyric

But before I jerk you off, we gotta talk about P A R A L L E L U N I V E R S E S

Julian

That's when both (or all) members climax simultaneously, likely with one or more having those full-body aftershocks that continue even after the main event is complete.

Lady Argentum

The funniest part is that Green still holds the record according to the website

Adelaide Kung

The title is perfect

lazymagpie

The guffaw this got from me was undignified. Well-earned.

Senoj Nai

No offense to people who are in it for the love of the game, but it’s REALLY impressive the times you can get when you start going any%

Tacomouth Damage

The fact there are subcategories is hilarious 🤣

CAMIrish1

Well competitive players are sometimes called sweats and there's clearly a lot of sweat going on 🤣

Jason Blackthorn

Finally, ranked competitive sex

Corndogman5160

AUTHOR WHAT IS TRUE ENDING%

Pengwnbuster

i think it's funny how yellow has :3 face the entire time

Lordofallcitrus

God damn it Yellow, you can't climb even higher in the best girl category, leave something for the rest of the team!

Magra215

Because of my meds I can't finish, so I clearly need 4 partners to work to get her to help me out

Pengwnbuster

omg that is HILARIOUS, and this is coming from someone who had stickers made from her nudes and handed them out after casual sex

Ashe C. Addams

This is one of the funniest bits I've ever seen in a porn comic in my life and also lets me know that Spicy is pretty into speedrunning with how specific that UI looks 👀

YukiKazami

There's a major scandal when someone gets a black-market version of the "Orgasmatron" implant that one pain management doc discovered and starts posting insane per-day stats. Eventually they just create a new "cybernetic" category, tho. If you want a weird giggle: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140321-orgasms-at-the-push-of-a-button

A13

God I love this polycue~

Ozii Sky

We’ll long as there isn’t porn sports betting otherwise we’re truly doomed

meepsalot

Pink: "First, beatings. Then, I'm calling Gray." Yellow: "Gray?! Why?" Pink: "There's at least two of Green's records that I think we can beat with him."

Thunder

I'm not sure to have a big grin or be offended on Pink's behalf.

Matthew Copeland-Harrison

Glitches allowed would be interesting.

Jacob Johnson

Now let's get SummoningSalt to narrate it.

Panda

speedrun dot cum is perfection

CaptainSWC

"I am definitely not going to send this to my FWBs as a challenge", she lied.

Merle Blue

Sending this to my partners in a suggesting manner

Penny Dreadfxl

Love it I wonder who else is a category on that site tho... Would love to see some of the records

Algirdas

True Ending kills me, that’s incredible

Wyrm

Okay, now what's the other Ranger's profiles?

Daniel

I love this. XD

Orannis

This is hilarious. And its so true that hrt makes it hard to cum

Ash-and-Flowers

Oh Pink! Always doomed to be self-conscious! 🫶🫶🫶

Evil_Paul

I’m not sure how to fit “parry this you filthy casual” in yet, but I’ll figure it out

Slycheddar

True Ending?? Also damn I never realized ranked competitive sex was so hot 🔥

Peak Fiction Enjoyer

I love yellows permanent :3 expression. It really adds a lot to her character

Tyler Vest

"True Ending" is a fascinating category

Saph


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