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Ep 362 - Next mans doo doo water?!

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Ep 362 - Next mans doo doo water?!

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Ooooft Fuhad. That wink. Sorry I've just joined on Patreon so imma probs be spamming the comments with Fuhad love. Swear I'm not a psychopath but for clarity he is a treasure and must be protected.

Shari O'Hare

Love that James came back and apologized to Fuhad — just wish he had realized (both with the confrontation and the apologies) that he was focused on himself and his own words rather than just allowing Fuhad to have his moment and speak his truth. But love the way they truly love one another. 👌🏾

Lisa W

The thing about coke is not true at all in my early 20s me and my ex would have mad coke sex hahab

Rebz06

Every single time James talks about a movie, it’s immediately added to my To Be Watched list cause his storytelling abilities has me LOCKED IN 👌🏾

Kayla

Nobody: James: I don't want to sound misogynistic... Everyone's reaction to that line sent me 😆😆😆

Jenn Gallant

That's how my momma taught me to measure 🇭🇹 🇭🇹 🇭🇹

Jenn Gallant

I love you guys but man will you make bad husbands? you betrayed her trust, your friend admits to having feelings, all these boundaries damn near cheating is happening and your saying deleting her isn't gonna work. i don't care how you feel your job is to win your wife trust back and make her comfortable and she isn't comfortable with you still having her a woman who keeps crossing boundaries be your friend. the fact that you wont delete her means you don't actually care about building trust you just want her to shut up about your wrong doing cuz if her male friend did that you wouldn't want them to keep texting and hanging out.

Qua qua

Idk if anyone said this about cooking rice, but when you put the water in, get a spoon (proportionate to the amount of rice) and place it in the middle of the rice, if it stays straight up you have enough water

Kassandra

James, when you break someone’s trust you can not tell them How they want you to “win” it back. If you never would’ve betrayed the trust you would have never have to have drama within your friendship group.

Jessie Jess

Ellis’ walking thing is common. We as people care a lot about other’s perception of us. I’ve do it too when I feel someone is looking at me.

Shaad

Fuhad's wink was smooth

Jaime

Wooooow! Is this what we doing now? We definitely deserve an extra episode for this 😒

Krystle KeepFit

Any man who says he’s never measured his 🪵🤥🤥🤥

Rio Wells

Nah you man release some fucking music man it’s 22:16 I’m upset 😤

Chloe

No episode today boys!?!

Alicia Barrie

i feel like an addict, the way i’ve been checking for a new ep all day😭

Zakia

Is there no episode today?!! Been looking for it for the last few hours!

Dee T

Where's the new ep??!!

Kimberly Covington

Welcome aboard 🤝

Andrew

got tired of being called a bottom b*tch & finally joined the cult, can't wait to binge! ♥️

Venom

How do I submit an AITA?

RiskySZN

JACKET POTATO SLAPSSSS! 😠😠

Abi

Lies lmao. Typical liar behavior/ narcissistic behaviors 🤣 He overindulged in a deep explanation of what transpired to make it seem as though he was he was laying it all out in the table and telling his wife the “whole truth ( which establishes trust back) “. That now paints the wife a picture of that yea, he might have messed up a little but 👉👉 THAT BITCH IS THE TRUE VILLAIN. My guy definitely smashed and keeps my girl on the roster 😂 which is why he has the reminder set for her birthday. He wants to make sure he can always keep her on a close leash by showing her how much he thinks about her. Nothing like a random text from an old fling wishing you a happy birthday.. LAWDDD

Mil

The winking??? 🤤🤤🤤

Ankerria Johnson

It does make you INCREDIBLY HORNY!! But guys are known to get “coke dick” so you can’t get hard and cum 😂😂. Seen it myself with my ex fair times.

Teri-leigh Sinclair

And recommend trying it once! ❄️ 🤍

Teri-leigh Sinclair

Coke comes in 1g bags. Which depending on the quality of coke, a line can last from half an hour to an hour and a half. Unsure how much coke is the UK but 2k in AUD on coke in a day - is a bit over 6g of coke (6 of those bags James was talking about). May seem like a lot but depends on quality and if he was sharing it / doing it with others - if so, 2k wouldn’t get them far in a day.

Teri-leigh Sinclair

The way I had to google Jacket Potato. Also they SLAP!

Alethea Hardy

Loooooveddddd this ep! ❤️

Jessica Hicks

Once winked at a female and she told her man… ever since that day I’ve told people I can’t wink and when I’m asked I “blink” at people and ask “am I doing it”?? Lies been going on a while now but this guy was effing huge so I’m sticking with it

Ciaran Mccourt

Another great ep. I do have a comment about Fuhad’s dilemma about the husband staying friends w someone he went on a date with. James responded as the husband was gonna be put in an awkward situation with the friends group, etc. But at the same time… trust was broken, the wife is going to be put in a situation where she has to look at that disrespectful ass chicks face every time they all get together. Personally, wife trumps that particular friend. 🤷🏽‍♀️ If the husband doesn’t mind the wife being in a jacked situation around her then he shouldn’t care if it’s awkward with his friends.

Gloria Alvarenga

I’ve been watching for a while but I haven’t made it too far back yet. So I see some of them have like nicknames. So Aaron is rem and then James goes by jimmy sometimes. Anyone know how they got their nicknames?

Aikia

I love that James tells his secrets —I never knew the Words to half the songs from years ago!!!

Gina

Never seen anyone hold up “L” for Left or right either!!

Gina

And thank you for replying!!

Zach

So I have him as a friend but when I send my email it says your message cannot be sent because you don’t share a server together…

Zach

I went to my profile and went to your friends and add by username and type in rem username and sent a friend request

Tia

That movie Past lives 😭 my heart

Tia

I’ve been having problems getting in the discord. Every time I try to friend rem it says I have a server issue. (I’m from the US) please help

Zach

Ok fuhad that wink had me in a blender!!

Katy Banks

I’m choosing to be i burst out laughing

Ms Royal One

You know we all winked back 🤣

Tanya Isabella

Hands down one of my favourite episodes 🤣🤣🤣

Maariyah

Fuhads wink got me pregnant

Emily Davies

Not me winking with them

Ms Royal One

You man not trying to have me comment on the YouTube page. I got no comment box I can read everyone else but can't leave one. Had to come to patreon. Turn my comments on. You'll came out the door swinging and I got things to say LMAO

Karland Barrett

The upgrade in camera and lighting is appreciated

Freddie

I agree with Ellis... 10M or no go...

Sarah Moon

OMG The winks had me

Yvette Sibanda

Rem having to rein in James at the end 😂😂😂

Ellie-rose

I’m feening for a cook book from you man! Favorite recipes with pics of you guys in aprons, just aprons 😅❤️

Jennyblazeee

James: I don't know what 12 inches looks like, smiles and then winks 😂🤣lmao

Martin B.Weston

Gonna act like Fuhad was winking right at me

Charlotte Hawes

Someone tell James Love on the spectrum is back with a new season

Wanita

Right eye on stove set on #2 for 20 mins every time and don't open the lid

Tawana Smith

nah cause i thought the same shit with that Drake & PND song

cesi

Wink rankings: 🥇Fuhad 🥈Rem 🥵🔥

Jocelyn Howard

Not the boys on each others ass more and more lowkey 💀😭 spending mad time together hahaha

Tristen

This episode 😂🤣 what a laugh the winks

lilmiszwog

Also James is right

Kwentiz

With context i think its a baked potato

Kwentiz

So much to unpack here! BUT, Fuhad winking?!? 🥵

Odalys Moreno

I’m from America and when from the moment they said “jagged potato/ jack and potato” i really don’t know what they are talking about lmao like idk what nobu is either

Kwentiz

Fuhad….dont get me started 😩

Zaria

Re: the Peloton discussion about how expensive it is… You can rent a Peloton for $89 per month if you want to try it out (instead of paying the $1400). There's no contract and they come and set it up for you. Also, you can buy it out after renting it if you love it. Alternatively, if you have a tablet there are less expensive spin bikes you can purchase, set up the tablet on the bike and just pay to access the Peloton classes on your tablet :)

Jocelyn

ellis just chiling eating while james is fighting for his life to defend potatoes

hushed rodo

For someone’s who’s never tried drugs, James is extremely accurate 😂🤣

Ruth Pangelinan

If y’all see this Doona series hits, similar tø past lives

Røme

I remember one, James! lol. The time when you mixed up noun with vowel

Sila

I definitely do the left right thing 🤣🤣 bc my brain literally quits working sometime🤷‍♀️🤣

Lindsay Buffkin

How do you get the discord link

Josh

So proud of James for apologizing about the ADHD stuff. He’s such a genuinely good person.

Charlotte Carroll

I love Ellis

Iris Demers

ALSO, not y'all kickin' off Black History Month on CP time!!!

Sahara Jordan

James' not drinking Monster today.

Nicholas Marcus

UM I thought Frank was singing Forrest until literally right now so

E

the winking was a gift

Sofia Mendes

right the baked potato slander out of James mouth. He hasn't had a good one I see.

Ashton Legier

A WHAT potato???

Chandler Larsen

Really happy that James was able to acknowledge his response to Fuhad last episode because i definitely noticed that it seemed like he was kind of trying to "downplay" in a sense what Fuhad was feeling. Cant help but respect it 💯

Jhada

They need to start paying James for movie reviews this man be having me locked in

Quincy Hill

Shout out to James on the big man tings! apologizing and opening up is huge for some people. Thank you for being a leader 🫶🏻

Amber P

*googles jacket potato* It's a damn baked potato 😂🤣😂

Denise

SAME!! I thought I was hearing Jack and Potatoes… Like Jack and Coke 🤣🤣🤣

Tasha

It took me ages to understand what a jacket potato was! #american

Ileah Welch

What's all this??? 4K/HD/3D lmao I like!

Sahara Jordan

Ellis!! The new camera what is it?? 🔥🔥🔥

Marcus Henderson

1. I absolutely love how self aware James is and how hard the guys work to keep their friendship healthy. Love hearts all around. 2. I just wanna know how people cycle and not hurt their butt. I used to do it competitively at school and just completely abandoned it because I can't justify murdering my butt like that lmao. 3. Also, I did get the Whoop. I'm probably gonna return it because I feel like my sleep is horrible because I feel like I'm gonna be graded on it lol. Also I'm not an athlete and I think it's built for athletes. I'm okay just looking in the mirror and seeing gains rather than looking for them in the app and killing myself trying to achieve them when I likely won't. Very good for insights on how my body recovers though...in part at least

marianne nahayo

Starting in the middle, go back for context, tell so much more side info before finally finishing a story is adhd.

sarah

James is such a petty chiiiiilllllldddd sometimes 😂😂😂😂😂

Natascha

Don’t wanna put pressure on you boys, but… I was waiting on the ep to drop like a crack head 😅😂😂😂

Natascha

Okay new lighting!! I like it!

Mylanah Sampson

I've been noticing mire an more that chunz an fully have chosen segments similar to you boys. I know they can do what they want but it's pretty poor friendships doing so imo. After the saying that they were inspired by the mandem to start a pod, they very quickly acted like they were the top pod. They knew they were going to blow up since they already had millions of fans across many successful lanes, therefore easier to takeover the UK pod game, similar to the boys. Lost a little bit of respect for chunkz cause of his temperament surrounding the Best Friend Quiz. Even Filly said something to him. Anyway, great convo today guys. You're a breath of fresh air as always. Only ones that I had no problems coming here! Take care guys an love love love to the Cult Bodies/Top Boys . Until next week 💚

Melanie Smith

All is well now lol I was going a bit nuts

Winter Snow

This episode gave me 21/21 vision

Smokey

Where the fuck does Ellis just spawn a Nando’s from at the end 😂

Andrew Robson

Boys I lovee the show fr fr but James the light above makes your skin look greasy

Bigpimpin4307

We know you be fucking up pronunciations Fuhad.. post-hummus will stick with me forever 😂

Maiah Jean-Baptiste

new lights or new cameras, whatever it is, I like !

Annick

James you sure know the ins and outs of doing coke speaking from experience 😂⛷️

Xavier Barner

I COMPLETELY agree with Ellis on the “Am I walking right?” Thing. I think it coupled with my anxiety.

Jay H

Oh dear James! Love the finger line to cook perfect rice. Soooooo Asian!!!❤️❤️❤️

Kira

Or to make rice perfect it’s 1 part rice 2 parts water, (1 cup of rice 2 cups of water) lmao

Jaylen Mitchell

Allllllll dayyyyyyyy omg

Yosha Alphonso

Not the Daddies apologizing... You are forgiven .😊😊😊💯

Girdeen

Sheeeesh i got sent to the hospital due to a stroke all cusz it took waaaaaaaaaay to long to upload … but im better now !! 😊😄😁

L.A. Williams

Can you guys please say why the old episodes are removed?

Bobbithedragon

I was about to call hr

Glenchae Hargrove

That took 10 years !

Puffy

Bout time 😂😂 almost started to put up laundry .

Nirvana Marie

was getting ready to say y’all don’t care about us no more 😭😭

Tailyn Lyghts

0.5 just to make it last longer😔

Saiko

Ready for my day now

Dominique Roberson

My guys 🔥🔥🔥

KayDaye

Perfect time for the upload

Ash

Finally!!! 🔥🔥

Nisha B

U guys it’s Black History month

Racheal Showunmi

🙌🏾

Tiph2x

Finally

Oprah

Thank God! Now I can start my day properly 💗💗

Anna Vegas

Here they are 👏👏👏

Yasmine Pat

Was waiting for the episode all day

Kudzanayi Braundi


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