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POV youre online boyfreind annoys you

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Glad it was only your front ✨️Pyre✨️! Rest up and take care 🥹

Kachoww

I was listening to this masterpiece again and just realized that at 5:18 he was mimicking the sound of a soda can being opened and poured and I can't stop laughing🤣😭 I'm never unsubbing Aushen baby I hope you're doing well and wishing you a speedy recovery🫶🏽❤️

Doves🤍

Aushen 💔 hope you’re holding up okay I’m so sorry about everything happening right now🥹 sending you virtual hugs and kisses 🥺❤️‍🩹

Meow

Just saw your instagram story Aushen, hope you are ok, I’m Sooo glad that you are ok and still alive❤️ Praying that you heal quickly🙏❤️‍🩹 Sending lots of love towards your way🩷 Get lots of rest and hope you feel better soon❤️ Love you so much Aushen💜

Ella

Aushen, I just saw your story. I hope you heal well, please don’t push yourself to do anything, health is more important!!❤️

Courtney

Aushen what happened? How did u crash? Praying for ur recovery! Wdym u can’t move??

Meh

yeah :( it was the worst

sarcatsticx

I felt the sound of the chips crunching in my spinal cord??? 😭

AlBlamb

Ouch. I read… that must be so paintful… omg

Nayara

yeah, I figured it'd be ;-; my most painful one was the one on my knee 🤡

sarcatsticx

Yes.. The dog bite was the most painful. But yes… cool scars and stories to tell 😂

Nayara

damn, stepping on fingers is the worst 😔 at least you got a cool scar tho

sarcatsticx

Or he needs a plastic knife… just in case

Nayara

I want too!! Tell uuuusss

Nayara

I have a scar next to my bottom lip that I don’t know how I got it 😂 Another on my middle finger to the day I was playing with my sister when we were kids and she stepped to my finger 😂 And the last one on my leg, the my dog bit me cause I killed a mosquito with my hands and he hates loud noises

Nayara

Me, if I was rich and wanted to subtly flex (kiwis are so expensive here)

Doves🤍

I am so sorry no one understood Doves 🥺💓 I see you and feel the same! I am so glad it got better for both of us When I was younger this shit was horrible The inner rage I'd feel whenever certain people ate around me 😀

Ira🦀

reminded me of when i talk like a man saying babygirl for funsies

Ira🦀

This audio has been in my head all day rent free and who told you could have a knives!!! I- 👁️👄👁️ There was so much going on idk how to feel 🫠🧍🏾‍♀️

Lucy

One more thing… do I need to take away the knives of your house? You broke the plate, you cut yourself 😂😜

Nayara

I don’t know what think about this audio, I’ll have to listening to it again 😌😉

Nayara

Your cat turned into a… tiger? 😏

Nayara

“Just one more ok, sweetheart” I wanna punch you so bad cause you don’t have the faintest idea what your voice does to me!! Ofc, after that I’m gonna kiss you and hug you cause you are so damn adorably cute!

Nayara

Finally listened to this while not half asleep. Aushen, what was in that Ramen? Holy fuck. I hope you feel better soon 😘 The wind thing is 🤌 perfect. The crunching cracked my brain open 😅 Also... you're such a weirdo. I like you 🤭

metamorphosella

That was actually the nsfw audio for this week lol

Arya

I’ll suck his kiwis

Beth

that’s what my puss- sounds like

Beth

I mean WHO WOULD EAT NINE KIWIS

Arya

aushen wtf am I listening too rn😭😭

Beth

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT CRUNCH, I take my previous comment back

Beth

🥵

Arya

I love the boyfriend asmr vids

Beth

“that was a good one wasn’t it babygirl🫦”

Beth

I did infact enjoy the video, a little too much

Beth

I just realised I forgot to listen to the whole audio oops brb

Beth

this is why you don’t eat jelly ramen aushen😭

Beth

You haven't been sick for what, 1 whole month? Maybe this is a record.... hahahaha. :P

Nayara

it hurt to talk lol

Aushen Ride

For some reason… let me kiss it better

Arya

Take care of yourself, dude. Cut lip, voice gone, still making posts. Also, the amount of hushed laughter because he can't take himself seriously is adorable.

Katie

Aushen's the only acception for crunching loudly 🙄✋🏼

Sam

I once was eating an apple with a knife (I was like 17) and cut my tongue 🫠 it was an unpleasant feeling 🫣

Erin

Not sure what the second half was but I guess in a way you still ate…

Erin

🦭🧎‍♀️‍➡️🦭

selena🌟

That crunch though idk why I continue listening knowing I hate hearing people eat 😭

Anna Morales

I hope you’re okay and get well soon 🖤

Anna Morales

I don’t think you understand when you whisper it does things to me. 😩😩

Anna Morales

📋✍🏻 PLEEEEEASE

Nayara

Aushen omg!😭 you are…something😂 good crunching btw, crispy 😮‍💨 hope you get well soon, please get some sleep too😭

Liv

why are we whispering

Beth

that crunch was too loud aushen 😭😭😭😭

ilya

might need to get u some fake knives 🧍🏻 be careful next time pls 😭🙏🏼

ilya

Note to self Aush is never allowed to have a knife again!!

Kaitlyn

thank you lovely 🥹

Hayley ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა

Yeah 61$ for shipping is crazy…

Arya

He’ll be living his best life in there lol (We’ll even throw in some kiwis just for a bit of sanity)

BLANCA

Same, just bc it's him i endured listening to those noises 🥲

Lita 🎀

We can even give him a pretty white jacket with some stickers on it (just to make sure he's really safe)

Inês ♡

Don't ever hold a knife anymore Aushen. Please. Yup...you're annoying. I love you for it.

Slaynie

Maybe putting him in a rubber room is the best option (We only want the best for him haha)

BLANCA

Never trusting anything he does after that first chip crunch, he had me in the first half You could’ve warned us 💀

BLANCA

Him trying to take the easy way out always backfires LMAO (Like trying to cut potatoes on a plate 🙂‍↔️)

BLANCA

Not the boyfriend audio I was expecting 🥲 ( this was “annoying” but cute nonetheless)

BLANCA

Chewing so loudly has always been a pet peeve😭💀 (Aushen is the exception, but man it was still a lil painful anyway lol)

BLANCA

So... first you broke a plate using a knife to cut potatoes and now you hurt your lip using a knife to peel a kiwi that was IN YOUR MOUTH?! Should we make baby proof knives for you, Sir? 🤔

Inês ♡

Sir why are you moaning while eating it’s not my pu- whoops wrong tier

Arya

“I feel so sick right now” - immediately continues to crunch on chips. Aushen- 😭

Apexisy

I remember first getting symptoms when I was 8-9, but that was before traumatic shit happened in my life so who knows🤷🏽‍♀️ all I know is it's one of the dumbest disorders and I'm SO happy it became less intense as I got older. It made me get tantrums and I had to deal with them by myself because no one knew why I was 'acting up' and would always tell me to shut up or close my ears🙃

Doves🤍

The definition of unsupervised adult

Doves🤍

..so you took a knife to cut something while it was still in your mouth?? The person who has you as their emergency contact is very brave (jk)( Not really💕)

Doves🤍

Aushen STOP MEOWING YOURE TURNING FERAL also I used to love kiwis but now I'm allergic 😭😭😭

Mieko

I love that even when he's sick, he stills sends us cute little voice notes 🥺🥺 I couldn't hear anything so I literally had to turn the volume up so loud! I hope you feel better Aushen! please rest up! get better soon cutie! 🫶🏼🫶🏼

mcxyp

Whyyyy you had to whispeeerr???

Nayara

It's okay sweetie, don't be mad, I'm just not gonna buy the poster unfortunately but if I have the money one day I'll finally buy the hoodie 👍

Heichou

I honestly dont know im kinda annoyed abouthtat too since the post office peopletold me it owuld be 5$ MAX, and after looking it up tubes are 20+ internationally :(

Aushen Ride

i hate the sound of chewing, but yours sir did not bother me AT ALL🫠

K I A N A

I have another on my left thumb from when I was cutting potatoes I also have one on my knee cause I was sitting on top of a table and rocking a wood bench back and forth with my feet. the bench fell and I went along with it. I hit my knee on a nail that was on the floor 🧍🏻 it was fun

sarcatsticx

Love waking up from a nap to see what unhinged things Aushen has posted — I agree with the other comments, someone needs to take your knives away from you 😭

KJ

@Ira🦀 it's probably for the best

sarcatsticx

I love scar stories! I have a tiny scar on my middle finger because I was fiddling with a razor many many years ago

Claire

taking knives away from you and aush smh

Ira🦀

I am hungry I want some now 😤

Ira🦀

✍🏻 Please, please, please

KJ

😭

Ira🦀

get well soon 🥺🫶🏻

Ira🦀

that made me look it up again and the first thing i read said it's connected to trauma blablabla Now things make sense 🧍🏻‍♀️ It's always the childhood trauma isn't it 😪

Ira🦀

YEAH WKDJWND

sarcatsticx

More like.. MUNCH MUNCH

Claire

Do we need to start a petition for you to post that picture? 👀

Claire

Nah, I'm here for demon Aushen 🫦

Claire

you don't want to listen to his demonic noises I am forced to go to church now

Ira🦀

munch munch

sarcatsticx

👋🏻🫶🏻 1. "I was using a peeler. To peel the fucking kiwis. What else would I use it for?" GIGGLING 2. Brain shortcut so he peeled with the knife... Aush only my russian granny is a pro at this Why would you even try 😔 3. OFC YOU TOOK A PICTURE 4. I can grip your throat for you, Aushy 5. I hope the video looks like what I think it looks like 6. GET SOME REST POOKS PLEEEEEASE 7. The fkn face I just made when you did whatever tf that was AUSHEN 8. I think we need an exorcism babyboy 9. Don't SHHHH me like that 10. Love the asmr, sounds amazing <3 11. Also I hate eating noises They trigger me badly in real life sometimes But I got into asmr and I have watched mukbangs before (to all my stays: i miss lix his mukbangs and asmr </3) Anyway so sometimes with certain people it doesn't trigger me I actually find it endearing Does this make sense? Idk kinda AUSH APPARENTLY YOU ARE ONE OF THEM SO CONGRATS 12. When you wheeze laugh like that, I do too You never laugh on your own (This is so cute) 13. I dont even know what to comment on those other noises you made 🧍🏻‍♀️ 14. "I feel so sick right now" *continues eating* mf???? 15. I am listening to all of this (like a good girl) 16. Give me MORE, sweetheart 17. Gnight pretty boy ♡ Please never growl at me like that again YOU FREAK <333

Ira🦀

i have an issue with knives bro I cut my hand trying to cut a slice of watermelon once then I went to work with my hand bandaged ✌🏻 the band aid was always falling off and I started bleeding cause the cut was between my thumb and index finger but anywaaaay now I have a small embarrassing scar on my hand 🥰

sarcatsticx

Oop👀 yall some lucky ladies on the NSFW tier

Regan the Rebel💜

No literally the cutest things ever

Regan the Rebel💜

Half of this audio is super quiet whispering, the other half is obnoxiously loud crunching

Claire

Am I the only one who wants to know what 'chips' he was crunching on? I say 'chips' because I'm British and therefore, they're crisps 😆

Claire

Like the ones they make for little kids so they can learn how to chop stuff without accidentally removing a limb? Yeah I agree, Aush they do make those, maybe it’s something you should look into 😭😂

kay_darling03🦀

I just had a full crash out and this made me feel better🩵

December

Also, I personally dig the asmr style tbh, even if you’re a loud human, thankfully I like crunching sounds, and mouth sounds tbh (not the 5:18-5:26 stuff, I don’t know what the hell that was but I’m petrified 😭) , even if you’re trying not to laugh almost the entire time, I just think when it comes to you my patience and my tolerance is way higher than it usually is 😂😂 also, perhaps crunching on what sounds like kettle cooked chips while feeling sick isn’t the move sweetheart- 😭

kay_darling03🦀

💗💗

Kirbygore

For someone who doesn't like horror games, those are some good demon noises

Claire

As someone with misophonia I always get surprised when some one acknowledges it's existence🥹 thank you for the heads up!!❤️ Because it's Aushen I'll still try and see if I can tolerate it without ripping my hair out <3

Doves🤍

Someone send him a safety knife

Claire

The first two minutes of this audio just reminded me that it’s a miracle that Aushen has lived this long, love ya babes, but geez 😭

kay_darling03🦀

MY ENTIRE BRAIN DUMP COMMENT GOT DELETED ON ACCIDENT IMMA CRY

Ira🦀

my sensory issues are sensory issuing… THE NOISES…

enora

Is Aushen getting into knife play.. ?

Claire

i just got up to get ready for work and it was nice to see this, i’m like really sick and have gotten sick like 6 times times but they are still making me work 🫠 the asmr kinda irked me cause my ears hurt but i love you 😭 and i hope you feel better also!

Hayley ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა

LMAOOOOO no nooo definitely do post it… but seriously i knew you’d cut yourself when you mentioned the knife 😭😭 you can’t be trusted around knifes

enora

If you have misophonia … I do not recommend this video 🫢 But the crunches were crunching sir 🫡

KJ

Oh that not a kitty anymore that a lion

Heichou

To all the NSFW girlies, I hope yall enjoy 😞 college has to come before me (get it 😏) so I had to drop back to LR😢

Regan the Rebel💜

👹 sounding extra gremlin-like at the end 😂

KJ

The little giggle omg 😫 your so cute I want to cuddle you 🫂

Heichou

DID NOT NEED HIM WHISPERING SWEETHEART IN MY EAR DEAR GODS…

Regan the Rebel💜

Nice way to wake up with your voice honey, never get tire of it

Heichou

“I feel so sick rn” *continues obnoxiously crunching on the chips*

Regan the Rebel💜

Post it lol 😂

Dakota Howey

I can’t help but be super curious about what kinds of faces he makes when he does the meows and whatnot 🤣

Regan the Rebel💜

Aushen Asmr, soon in YouTube maybe

Heichou

It just keeps going 😫 I wasn’t prepared for it His little giggles though 🥹

KJ

I’m SORRY! Headphone users: BE AWARE🍎

Daisee

I zoned out into my own thoughts and was rudely pulled back by this man CRUNCHING on a goddamn chip.. my gods aushen lmao

Regan the Rebel💜

Ah my favourite time when I hear strange nosies come out of Aushen mouth 🙌🏼

Daisee

I am on a video meeting and can't listen, this post is teasing me 😭

Claire

Little question about the poster, why the shipping price changed to go even more expensive 🤡 83€ now without any other choice 😭 I'm sorry sweetie but I'm not going to buy a poster for 107€ 💀, but love you, that not your fault don't blame it on you 🫶

Heichou

YAPPPP TIMEEE YAYYY

Ira🦀

9 kiwis?Nice try baby, my record is 10 😎

Regan the Rebel💜


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