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Added 2025-02-17 09:33:49 +0000 UTCHello Prettyu girl. I am the Patreon acccount holder/user/admin/ceo Today alot happened, also posters are workking! next 24 hours for name signed, have good day, will be postin gNSFW video later tonight by egybye
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Glad it was only your front ✨️Pyre✨️! Rest up and take care 🥹
Kachoww
2025-02-20 14:33:05 +0000 UTCI was listening to this masterpiece again and just realized that at 5:18 he was mimicking the sound of a soda can being opened and poured and I can't stop laughing🤣😭 I'm never unsubbing Aushen baby I hope you're doing well and wishing you a speedy recovery🫶🏽❤️
Doves🤍
2025-02-19 21:20:25 +0000 UTCAushen 💔 hope you’re holding up okay I’m so sorry about everything happening right now🥹 sending you virtual hugs and kisses 🥺❤️🩹
Meow
2025-02-19 18:51:28 +0000 UTCJust saw your instagram story Aushen, hope you are ok, I’m Sooo glad that you are ok and still alive❤️ Praying that you heal quickly🙏❤️🩹 Sending lots of love towards your way🩷 Get lots of rest and hope you feel better soon❤️ Love you so much Aushen💜
Ella
2025-02-19 07:34:53 +0000 UTCAushen, I just saw your story. I hope you heal well, please don’t push yourself to do anything, health is more important!!❤️
Courtney
2025-02-19 04:52:01 +0000 UTCAushen what happened? How did u crash? Praying for ur recovery! Wdym u can’t move??
Meh
2025-02-19 04:47:50 +0000 UTCyeah :( it was the worst
sarcatsticx
2025-02-18 22:06:43 +0000 UTCI felt the sound of the chips crunching in my spinal cord??? 😭
AlBlamb
2025-02-18 20:47:50 +0000 UTCOuch. I read… that must be so paintful… omg
Nayara
2025-02-18 18:15:39 +0000 UTCyeah, I figured it'd be ;-; my most painful one was the one on my knee 🤡
sarcatsticx
2025-02-18 17:29:57 +0000 UTCYes.. The dog bite was the most painful. But yes… cool scars and stories to tell 😂
Nayara
2025-02-18 17:27:58 +0000 UTCdamn, stepping on fingers is the worst 😔 at least you got a cool scar tho
sarcatsticx
2025-02-18 16:07:20 +0000 UTCOr he needs a plastic knife… just in case
Nayara
2025-02-18 14:59:25 +0000 UTCI want too!! Tell uuuusss
Nayara
2025-02-18 14:57:55 +0000 UTCI have a scar next to my bottom lip that I don’t know how I got it 😂 Another on my middle finger to the day I was playing with my sister when we were kids and she stepped to my finger 😂 And the last one on my leg, the my dog bit me cause I killed a mosquito with my hands and he hates loud noises
Nayara
2025-02-18 14:57:26 +0000 UTCMe, if I was rich and wanted to subtly flex (kiwis are so expensive here)
Doves🤍
2025-02-18 10:46:11 +0000 UTCI am so sorry no one understood Doves 🥺💓 I see you and feel the same! I am so glad it got better for both of us When I was younger this shit was horrible The inner rage I'd feel whenever certain people ate around me 😀
Ira🦀
2025-02-18 09:18:40 +0000 UTCreminded me of when i talk like a man saying babygirl for funsies
Ira🦀
2025-02-18 09:10:49 +0000 UTCThis audio has been in my head all day rent free and who told you could have a knives!!! I- 👁️👄👁️ There was so much going on idk how to feel 🫠🧍🏾♀️
Lucy
2025-02-18 05:41:26 +0000 UTCOne more thing… do I need to take away the knives of your house? You broke the plate, you cut yourself 😂😜
Nayara
2025-02-18 01:59:04 +0000 UTCI don’t know what think about this audio, I’ll have to listening to it again 😌😉
Nayara
2025-02-18 00:40:01 +0000 UTCYour cat turned into a… tiger? 😏
Nayara
2025-02-18 00:30:49 +0000 UTC“Just one more ok, sweetheart” I wanna punch you so bad cause you don’t have the faintest idea what your voice does to me!! Ofc, after that I’m gonna kiss you and hug you cause you are so damn adorably cute!
Nayara
2025-02-18 00:28:52 +0000 UTCFinally listened to this while not half asleep. Aushen, what was in that Ramen? Holy fuck. I hope you feel better soon 😘 The wind thing is 🤌 perfect. The crunching cracked my brain open 😅 Also... you're such a weirdo. I like you 🤭
metamorphosella
2025-02-17 23:26:54 +0000 UTCThat was actually the nsfw audio for this week lol
Arya
2025-02-17 22:20:00 +0000 UTCI’ll suck his kiwis
Beth
2025-02-17 22:19:39 +0000 UTCthat’s what my puss- sounds like
Beth
2025-02-17 22:19:04 +0000 UTCI mean WHO WOULD EAT NINE KIWIS
Arya
2025-02-17 22:18:56 +0000 UTCaushen wtf am I listening too rn😭😭
Beth
2025-02-17 22:18:26 +0000 UTCI WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT CRUNCH, I take my previous comment back
Beth
2025-02-17 22:17:30 +0000 UTC🥵
Arya
2025-02-17 22:17:25 +0000 UTCI love the boyfriend asmr vids
Beth
2025-02-17 22:17:12 +0000 UTC“that was a good one wasn’t it babygirl🫦”
Beth
2025-02-17 22:16:46 +0000 UTCI did infact enjoy the video, a little too much
Beth
2025-02-17 22:16:00 +0000 UTCI just realised I forgot to listen to the whole audio oops brb
Beth
2025-02-17 22:14:49 +0000 UTCthis is why you don’t eat jelly ramen aushen😭
Beth
2025-02-17 22:13:47 +0000 UTCYou haven't been sick for what, 1 whole month? Maybe this is a record.... hahahaha. :P
Nayara
2025-02-17 21:53:40 +0000 UTCit hurt to talk lol
Aushen Ride
2025-02-17 20:58:05 +0000 UTCFor some reason… let me kiss it better
Arya
2025-02-17 20:56:59 +0000 UTCTake care of yourself, dude. Cut lip, voice gone, still making posts. Also, the amount of hushed laughter because he can't take himself seriously is adorable.
Katie
2025-02-17 20:24:01 +0000 UTCAushen's the only acception for crunching loudly 🙄✋🏼
Sam
2025-02-17 20:18:05 +0000 UTCI once was eating an apple with a knife (I was like 17) and cut my tongue 🫠 it was an unpleasant feeling 🫣
Erin
2025-02-17 18:16:12 +0000 UTCNot sure what the second half was but I guess in a way you still ate…
Erin
2025-02-17 18:14:23 +0000 UTC🦭🧎♀️➡️🦭
selena🌟
2025-02-17 17:43:59 +0000 UTCThat crunch though idk why I continue listening knowing I hate hearing people eat 😭
Anna Morales
2025-02-17 17:02:18 +0000 UTCI hope you’re okay and get well soon 🖤
Anna Morales
2025-02-17 16:58:32 +0000 UTCI don’t think you understand when you whisper it does things to me. 😩😩
Anna Morales
2025-02-17 16:51:46 +0000 UTC📋✍🏻 PLEEEEEASE
Nayara
2025-02-17 15:59:49 +0000 UTCAushen omg!😭 you are…something😂 good crunching btw, crispy 😮💨 hope you get well soon, please get some sleep too😭
Liv
2025-02-17 15:41:47 +0000 UTCwhy are we whispering
Beth
2025-02-17 14:47:12 +0000 UTCthat crunch was too loud aushen 😭😭😭😭
ilya
2025-02-17 14:40:43 +0000 UTCmight need to get u some fake knives 🧍🏻 be careful next time pls 😭🙏🏼
ilya
2025-02-17 14:39:44 +0000 UTCNote to self Aush is never allowed to have a knife again!!
Kaitlyn
2025-02-17 14:30:03 +0000 UTCthank you lovely 🥹
Hayley ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა
2025-02-17 13:18:25 +0000 UTCYeah 61$ for shipping is crazy…
Arya
2025-02-17 12:35:04 +0000 UTCHe’ll be living his best life in there lol (We’ll even throw in some kiwis just for a bit of sanity)
BLANCA
2025-02-17 12:33:44 +0000 UTCSame, just bc it's him i endured listening to those noises 🥲
Lita 🎀
2025-02-17 12:31:37 +0000 UTCWe can even give him a pretty white jacket with some stickers on it (just to make sure he's really safe)
Inês ♡
2025-02-17 11:56:44 +0000 UTCDon't ever hold a knife anymore Aushen. Please. Yup...you're annoying. I love you for it.
Slaynie
2025-02-17 11:44:24 +0000 UTCMaybe putting him in a rubber room is the best option (We only want the best for him haha)
BLANCA
2025-02-17 11:42:27 +0000 UTCNever trusting anything he does after that first chip crunch, he had me in the first half You could’ve warned us 💀
BLANCA
2025-02-17 11:37:22 +0000 UTCHim trying to take the easy way out always backfires LMAO (Like trying to cut potatoes on a plate 🙂↔️)
BLANCA
2025-02-17 11:33:51 +0000 UTCNot the boyfriend audio I was expecting 🥲 ( this was “annoying” but cute nonetheless)
BLANCA
2025-02-17 11:32:48 +0000 UTCChewing so loudly has always been a pet peeve😭💀 (Aushen is the exception, but man it was still a lil painful anyway lol)
BLANCA
2025-02-17 11:28:54 +0000 UTCSo... first you broke a plate using a knife to cut potatoes and now you hurt your lip using a knife to peel a kiwi that was IN YOUR MOUTH?! Should we make baby proof knives for you, Sir? 🤔
Inês ♡
2025-02-17 11:27:35 +0000 UTCSir why are you moaning while eating it’s not my pu- whoops wrong tier
Arya
2025-02-17 11:26:54 +0000 UTC“I feel so sick right now” - immediately continues to crunch on chips. Aushen- 😭
Apexisy
2025-02-17 11:23:21 +0000 UTCI remember first getting symptoms when I was 8-9, but that was before traumatic shit happened in my life so who knows🤷🏽♀️ all I know is it's one of the dumbest disorders and I'm SO happy it became less intense as I got older. It made me get tantrums and I had to deal with them by myself because no one knew why I was 'acting up' and would always tell me to shut up or close my ears🙃
Doves🤍
2025-02-17 11:08:29 +0000 UTCThe definition of unsupervised adult
Doves🤍
2025-02-17 11:02:49 +0000 UTC..so you took a knife to cut something while it was still in your mouth?? The person who has you as their emergency contact is very brave (jk)( Not really💕)
Doves🤍
2025-02-17 11:02:11 +0000 UTCAushen STOP MEOWING YOURE TURNING FERAL also I used to love kiwis but now I'm allergic 😭😭😭
Mieko
2025-02-17 10:55:11 +0000 UTCI love that even when he's sick, he stills sends us cute little voice notes 🥺🥺 I couldn't hear anything so I literally had to turn the volume up so loud! I hope you feel better Aushen! please rest up! get better soon cutie! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
mcxyp
2025-02-17 10:44:03 +0000 UTCWhyyyy you had to whispeeerr???
Nayara
2025-02-17 10:43:29 +0000 UTCIt's okay sweetie, don't be mad, I'm just not gonna buy the poster unfortunately but if I have the money one day I'll finally buy the hoodie 👍
Heichou
2025-02-17 10:38:38 +0000 UTCI honestly dont know im kinda annoyed abouthtat too since the post office peopletold me it owuld be 5$ MAX, and after looking it up tubes are 20+ internationally :(
Aushen Ride
2025-02-17 10:37:39 +0000 UTCi hate the sound of chewing, but yours sir did not bother me AT ALL🫠
K I A N A
2025-02-17 10:28:41 +0000 UTCI have another on my left thumb from when I was cutting potatoes I also have one on my knee cause I was sitting on top of a table and rocking a wood bench back and forth with my feet. the bench fell and I went along with it. I hit my knee on a nail that was on the floor 🧍🏻 it was fun
sarcatsticx
2025-02-17 10:24:27 +0000 UTCLove waking up from a nap to see what unhinged things Aushen has posted — I agree with the other comments, someone needs to take your knives away from you 😭
KJ
2025-02-17 10:22:49 +0000 UTC@Ira🦀 it's probably for the best
sarcatsticx
2025-02-17 10:21:13 +0000 UTCI love scar stories! I have a tiny scar on my middle finger because I was fiddling with a razor many many years ago
Claire
2025-02-17 10:18:02 +0000 UTCtaking knives away from you and aush smh
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:15:20 +0000 UTCI am hungry I want some now 😤
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:14:52 +0000 UTC✍🏻 Please, please, please
KJ
2025-02-17 10:14:47 +0000 UTC😭
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:13:56 +0000 UTCget well soon 🥺🫶🏻
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:13:44 +0000 UTCthat made me look it up again and the first thing i read said it's connected to trauma blablabla Now things make sense 🧍🏻♀️ It's always the childhood trauma isn't it 😪
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:13:05 +0000 UTCYEAH WKDJWND
sarcatsticx
2025-02-17 10:13:03 +0000 UTCMore like.. MUNCH MUNCH
Claire
2025-02-17 10:11:42 +0000 UTCDo we need to start a petition for you to post that picture? 👀
Claire
2025-02-17 10:11:22 +0000 UTCNah, I'm here for demon Aushen 🫦
Claire
2025-02-17 10:10:48 +0000 UTCyou don't want to listen to his demonic noises I am forced to go to church now
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:09:58 +0000 UTCmunch munch
sarcatsticx
2025-02-17 10:06:03 +0000 UTC👋🏻🫶🏻 1. "I was using a peeler. To peel the fucking kiwis. What else would I use it for?" GIGGLING 2. Brain shortcut so he peeled with the knife... Aush only my russian granny is a pro at this Why would you even try 😔 3. OFC YOU TOOK A PICTURE 4. I can grip your throat for you, Aushy 5. I hope the video looks like what I think it looks like 6. GET SOME REST POOKS PLEEEEEASE 7. The fkn face I just made when you did whatever tf that was AUSHEN 8. I think we need an exorcism babyboy 9. Don't SHHHH me like that 10. Love the asmr, sounds amazing <3 11. Also I hate eating noises They trigger me badly in real life sometimes But I got into asmr and I have watched mukbangs before (to all my stays: i miss lix his mukbangs and asmr </3) Anyway so sometimes with certain people it doesn't trigger me I actually find it endearing Does this make sense? Idk kinda AUSH APPARENTLY YOU ARE ONE OF THEM SO CONGRATS 12. When you wheeze laugh like that, I do too You never laugh on your own (This is so cute) 13. I dont even know what to comment on those other noises you made 🧍🏻♀️ 14. "I feel so sick right now" *continues eating* mf???? 15. I am listening to all of this (like a good girl) 16. Give me MORE, sweetheart 17. Gnight pretty boy ♡ Please never growl at me like that again YOU FREAK <333
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 10:05:57 +0000 UTCi have an issue with knives bro I cut my hand trying to cut a slice of watermelon once then I went to work with my hand bandaged ✌🏻 the band aid was always falling off and I started bleeding cause the cut was between my thumb and index finger but anywaaaay now I have a small embarrassing scar on my hand 🥰
sarcatsticx
2025-02-17 10:05:44 +0000 UTCOop👀 yall some lucky ladies on the NSFW tier
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 10:05:26 +0000 UTCNo literally the cutest things ever
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 10:04:35 +0000 UTCHalf of this audio is super quiet whispering, the other half is obnoxiously loud crunching
Claire
2025-02-17 10:04:27 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who wants to know what 'chips' he was crunching on? I say 'chips' because I'm British and therefore, they're crisps 😆
Claire
2025-02-17 09:59:12 +0000 UTCLike the ones they make for little kids so they can learn how to chop stuff without accidentally removing a limb? Yeah I agree, Aush they do make those, maybe it’s something you should look into 😭😂
kay_darling03🦀
2025-02-17 09:58:34 +0000 UTCI just had a full crash out and this made me feel better🩵
December
2025-02-17 09:58:15 +0000 UTCAlso, I personally dig the asmr style tbh, even if you’re a loud human, thankfully I like crunching sounds, and mouth sounds tbh (not the 5:18-5:26 stuff, I don’t know what the hell that was but I’m petrified 😭) , even if you’re trying not to laugh almost the entire time, I just think when it comes to you my patience and my tolerance is way higher than it usually is 😂😂 also, perhaps crunching on what sounds like kettle cooked chips while feeling sick isn’t the move sweetheart- 😭
kay_darling03🦀
2025-02-17 09:57:01 +0000 UTC💗💗
Kirbygore
2025-02-17 09:56:32 +0000 UTCFor someone who doesn't like horror games, those are some good demon noises
Claire
2025-02-17 09:54:23 +0000 UTCAs someone with misophonia I always get surprised when some one acknowledges it's existence🥹 thank you for the heads up!!❤️ Because it's Aushen I'll still try and see if I can tolerate it without ripping my hair out <3
Doves🤍
2025-02-17 09:54:17 +0000 UTCSomeone send him a safety knife
Claire
2025-02-17 09:52:19 +0000 UTCThe first two minutes of this audio just reminded me that it’s a miracle that Aushen has lived this long, love ya babes, but geez 😭
kay_darling03🦀
2025-02-17 09:51:32 +0000 UTCMY ENTIRE BRAIN DUMP COMMENT GOT DELETED ON ACCIDENT IMMA CRY
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 09:51:17 +0000 UTCmy sensory issues are sensory issuing… THE NOISES…
enora
2025-02-17 09:50:41 +0000 UTCIs Aushen getting into knife play.. ?
Claire
2025-02-17 09:49:12 +0000 UTCi just got up to get ready for work and it was nice to see this, i’m like really sick and have gotten sick like 6 times times but they are still making me work 🫠 the asmr kinda irked me cause my ears hurt but i love you 😭 and i hope you feel better also!
Hayley ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა
2025-02-17 09:47:21 +0000 UTCLMAOOOOO no nooo definitely do post it… but seriously i knew you’d cut yourself when you mentioned the knife 😭😭 you can’t be trusted around knifes
enora
2025-02-17 09:43:42 +0000 UTCIf you have misophonia … I do not recommend this video 🫢 But the crunches were crunching sir 🫡
KJ
2025-02-17 09:43:42 +0000 UTCOh that not a kitty anymore that a lion
Heichou
2025-02-17 09:43:40 +0000 UTCTo all the NSFW girlies, I hope yall enjoy 😞 college has to come before me (get it 😏) so I had to drop back to LR😢
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 09:42:15 +0000 UTC👹 sounding extra gremlin-like at the end 😂
KJ
2025-02-17 09:42:00 +0000 UTCThe little giggle omg 😫 your so cute I want to cuddle you 🫂
Heichou
2025-02-17 09:41:25 +0000 UTCDID NOT NEED HIM WHISPERING SWEETHEART IN MY EAR DEAR GODS…
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 09:41:09 +0000 UTCNice way to wake up with your voice honey, never get tire of it
Heichou
2025-02-17 09:41:06 +0000 UTC“I feel so sick rn” *continues obnoxiously crunching on the chips*
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 09:40:47 +0000 UTCPost it lol 😂
Dakota Howey
2025-02-17 09:40:33 +0000 UTCI can’t help but be super curious about what kinds of faces he makes when he does the meows and whatnot 🤣
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 09:40:30 +0000 UTCAushen Asmr, soon in YouTube maybe
Heichou
2025-02-17 09:40:06 +0000 UTCIt just keeps going 😫 I wasn’t prepared for it His little giggles though 🥹
KJ
2025-02-17 09:39:49 +0000 UTCI’m SORRY! Headphone users: BE AWARE🍎
Daisee
2025-02-17 09:39:37 +0000 UTCI zoned out into my own thoughts and was rudely pulled back by this man CRUNCHING on a goddamn chip.. my gods aushen lmao
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 09:38:57 +0000 UTCAh my favourite time when I hear strange nosies come out of Aushen mouth 🙌🏼
Daisee
2025-02-17 09:38:30 +0000 UTCI am on a video meeting and can't listen, this post is teasing me 😭
Claire
2025-02-17 09:38:05 +0000 UTCLittle question about the poster, why the shipping price changed to go even more expensive 🤡 83€ now without any other choice 😭 I'm sorry sweetie but I'm not going to buy a poster for 107€ 💀, but love you, that not your fault don't blame it on you 🫶
Heichou
2025-02-17 09:36:21 +0000 UTCYAPPPP TIMEEE YAYYY
Ira🦀
2025-02-17 09:35:45 +0000 UTC9 kiwis?Nice try baby, my record is 10 😎
Regan the Rebel💜
2025-02-17 09:35:28 +0000 UTC
