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Hello my little riders, im going to be dropping HAND SIGNED posters for the next merch drop! I've seen comments asking for my colgone, so I was thinking: I can either add a small surprise to the signed signed poster, so the poster you buy has my scent to be included , or I can WAIT to do the scent thing, SO when I do my next clothing merch drop(in june), it would be included with that!

Option 1: JUST hand signed posters (ONE OPTION ON WEBSITE)

Option 2: Hand signed poster as one choice. AND hand signed poster + scent as a second choice (TWO OPTIONS ON WEBSITE)

Posters will prob be 15$

Posters+ Cologne will be around $29, includes (SECRET OBJECT WITH SCENT), I have to make this option this much bc its my personal COLGNE and its an expensive bottle :D

Comments

literally will swab the poster and get it personally tested for a perfume.

Kaka

Oml

Sofia Molina

No he's not

@d4ylaaa

i'm scared about the things he posts...

hope

Is he okay?

Dayami Flores

Where has this adorable and goofy dude been all my life???

IzaBella

was that a litraly question? you know what we'll choose, but like, which ever one you pref Love oyu!

Sunnylovesmotorbikes

haha aushen im just asking...are u talking about picture pictures or just pictures?😏 and lowkey i would die if i got ur cologne gang..like i would be smellin that shi- 24/7 ngl👀

🎀Dani🎀

I need that!!!

Nayara

Because it is a beautiful image 🙂‍↕️

Claire

Omg Claire why did you put that image into my head

Beth

LMAO YES PLEASE

Arya

...boudoir photos? On Kiwi?

Claire

He can tease us with anything

Nayara

We need a tutorial of that

Nayara

KIDDDING

Beth

but what kinda pictures are on the poster…😏

Beth

aushens about to bring out clone teddies of himself I’m telling you

Beth

Omg that would be so cute!!!

Beth

also DAMN! Aushen with the expensive bottle of cologne! okay rich daddy! 😏🤑

mcxyp

I vote option 3! hand signed poster as signed by Aushen and a fat lipstick kiss on mine as kissed by Aushen! 😏😘

mcxyp

Oh wow we’re getting spoiled, and you let us choose what we want🤭 never been curious as to what someone smells like, and now I kinda am😂

Liv

I have never been so curious trying to find out what this man smells like smh 😭

Zahra Jabbar

That cologne going to be sold out !!!

Maham Rana

I fear I'll be stuck (gladly) here forever if I know what he smells like

Lorena 🦀

No because I did the same 😭 how flexible is he?!

Inês ♡

Which ever one u prefer ofc, I js hope I can actually buy it tho 🗿

Daisy_ Thy_rat

When I become rich I won't tell anyone but there will be signs (the signs being me buying Aushen's merch like I'm collecting infinity stones)

Inês ♡

Aushen’s cologne is like a forbidden wonder for us and he knows it goddammit

kay_darling03🦀

Not me lifting my elbow trynna figure out how you managed that I hope to the gods you mean the crease of your elbow and not the bone of your elbow cause that’s what I originally thought and that doesn’t seem right 😂

kay_darling03🦀

not the elbow

Ira🦀

@doves yeah right! he should just let his pretty girls know to keep em safe and all that 😇

Ira🦀

@claire thank u thank u 😔😙💓

Ira🦀

Have you already chosen which poster it will be?

Nayara

14 year old Aushen having the time of his life…

Arya

fs ima put on so much lipstick and then make out with my elbow like when i was 14

Aushen Ride

Maybe you need to stock up your cologne 😂

Nayara

I'm sure we could find ways to help out and keep him hydrated..

Claire

Can I get a kiss mark with a lipstick on my poster pretty please 👀

Arya

Aushen is a scent-tease

Claire

Maybe Dior? Givenchy? 🤔🤔 He could tell us if we are close 😂

Nayara

... ayo?

Claire

He would need to be HELLA hydrated to get his orders fulfilled. Also his poor hands/arms.

Mariel A

Life juice 🤣 But yes, that

Claire

This doesn’t answer my question Aushen lol

Arya

Not gonna be on the poster AHAHAH

Aushen Ride

Knowing how expensive cologne can be... 👀

Claire

And we didn’t even notice because that’s our man lol

Arya

He said secret object with scent so… the international shipping should be considered which takes days so it might not linger 🙄

Arya

Expensive bottle… fancy!

Nayara

Colgone is my favourite

Claire

Of.... uh... The... Aushen... life... juice?

Mariel A

It would stay on the clothes better. It might linger on the poster.. (Speaking as someone who has sprayed stuff on drawings...)

Claire

The fact that he wrote cologne three different times and all are spelled differently 😄❤️pls never change Aushen

Doves🤍

Secret object???! 👀

Nayara

Logistically speaking… would it stay on though?

Arya

Maybe I need to find a sugar da--- to sponsor me so I can buy Aushen's merch.

Shin

I’ll be sniffing like a narc dog to find out what’s the brand so don’t mind me

Arya

It would be one sprays worth

Claire

I'm still waiting for the day when Aushen will announce a plushie merch of him and/or kiwi. PLEASE DO IT 😫

Heichou

How else will I fulfill my demonic obligations?

Mariel A

I chose option 2 knowing that I can't buy that anyway because ✨I'm Broke✨ and I have to pay for some shit like house stuffs and for upcoming eid celebration---😮‍💨

Shin

Very smart of you Ira to mention this! Aushen, I too would like to know the 'colgone' brand, ya know to prevent a possible allergic reaction 👉👈

Doves🤍

Oh I’m so glad that I delayed buying merch now

Arya

Yes, please don't inadvertently kill our Ira 💜

Claire

I cant spray it on the clothes as an option :D

Aushen Ride

okay but what if i am allergic to an ingredient of the cologne you should let me know which one you use so I can make sure I don't die 😙🫶🏻

Ira🦀

*wheeze* AHAHAHA

Regan the Rebel💜

Don't give him ideas 🤣😭

Claire

"hey before you package any clothing can you spray *brand of cologne* on it? No specific reason" Imagine having to explain you're shipping to feral girls who are dying to know what you smell like lol

Doves🤍

It's good for the skin? 😏

Claire

Same but it was not necessarily his "scent"

Mariel A

He knows he can tease us with it 😭

Claire

he'll never tell us what cologne </3

Ira🦀

Soft Kitty, Warm kitty...

Claire

Damn, you right, you right… hmmm

Regan the Rebel💜

But the merchandise comes from a third party, so hooooow?

Claire

Thanks for randomly liking this post, Aush 🤣❤️

Claire

I mean it depends on the day right? I’m feeling like coming out on top at the moment I suppose, and community is so important when coming together 🥰 I feel like Sabrina Carpenter when we make jokes like this it really makes me happy tbh 😂

kay_darling03🦀

Option 3. Essence du Aushen in a tiny potion bottle included in special merch boxes. To be sold for $69.69 excluding tax

Mariel A

Had the same thought😂 I already have a hoodie of his, if he'd drop the name of his cologne I'd buy a bottle and drench my hoodie in that thing asap

Doves🤍

SPOILING US

Daisee

Ooo I’m about to be brokeee.. but an excuse to buy another hoodie I want sooo

Daisee

Hopefully we're on top. And we'll be coming together Is that about right? 🤣

Claire

He really is a big kitty

Claire K

It’s obviously up to you don’t feel pressured or anything!!

Mackenzie Deeley

aaaaaand now I have an image in my head of Aushen rubbing his scent on stuff, like a cat. Dammit..

Claire

That can also be an option, but I dont think that would be until late May/June

Aushen Ride

If you're doing hand signed posters, you should personalise them 😉 js

Claire

Oh ladies we’re getting spoiled now, I love being one of Aushens internet gfs/wives with yall this is so much fun, now I’m stoked for whatever comes out on top- (there’s a joke there somewhere but I’m writing something gruesome for my book so it’s not coming to me- (there’s a joke there too same issue) ) 🙈

kay_darling03🦀

Any is fine when it comes to you! But definitely the cologne 🤭🤭

Kaitlyn

How much are we talking for the 2nd option

Kei

Drop the name of your cologne Aushen! 😂

Nayara

I mean, he's not wrong 🤣

Claire

You really think this was even a decision;? number two obviously (snape voice)

lizzy

He’s probably worried we are gonna buy all the bottles lol

Regan the Rebel💜

I don’t go feral for many things… but if he sprays the cologne ON the clothes before he sends them… I might lose my shit…

Regan the Rebel💜

Is the new merch going to be this summer orr? 🤭😌

Alessiukaa

I feel like the scent will last longer on the clothes so that would be better

Claire K

Yes

Grace

OH MY GOD YES

Regan the Rebel💜

I feel like the sent one will backfire

Sara

Bro really thought we wouldn’t want the cologne? Like cmon Aushen…. You’ve seen the comments

Regan the Rebel💜

On the clothesssssssssssssss

Mackenzie Deeley

I feel like you're withholding your cologne from us 🤣

Claire


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