Agent Tygress

Watching (Watched) 1-5

Added 2021-01-17 22:29:21 +0000 UTC

"T... R... stroke... one... zed... one... five... hmmm... Yeah. This is def the box they want. Odd it looks just like all the other ones. Better find a grav jack to get it out of here. Wonder what's inside? Maybe I should just keep it? Nah, crossing these wankers is a TERRIBLE idea, Starianna. Don't do that to yourself. Trouble you don't need. I just wish I didn't constantly feel like I was being watched..."

"I have acquired the target. Permission to proceed?"

"Final permission is given. Eliminate Starianna."

"Understood."

"Starianna! Put up your hands!"

"OH FUCK! You scared me half to death!"

"Then I'm halfway done with you."

"Hey, there's no need for that! Why don't we be friends..."

"Sure, let's be friends. Unseal your suit, lose the helmet ring."

"Sure, no trouble. Look, you know this rig is a lot more than a space suit, look what else it can do!"

"Mmmm... Nice."

"Thank you! You know turnabout is only fair play - can I at least see your face?"

"Sure why not?"

"See! I knew we could be friends! I'll bet you can think of a few things you'd much rather do with me than kill me. After all, what a waste that would be, right?"

"Definitely. Let me just get my suit unsealed..."

"There, now! You can see my pretty face!"

"Oh wow, you really are gorgeous! Let's get better acquainted!"

"Oh, Starianna, I'd love to. Your really are enticing, but I'm afraid there's no chance of that."

"Oh come on, you haven't even tasted me yet! Once you..."

"Dear, I'm sure you must be delicious, but that's not the point. You see, I'm a bonded assassin."

"So?"

"So I'm fitted with a self-destruct device. If I don't kill you right off they'll terminate me. You see they're watching me, right now, and I love it..."