The Ranking Hootenanny is back, and this one seemed somehow inevitable: A rundown of the 15-ish two-dimensional titles in the core Mario series. After all, I enraged the world a few years ago by publishing a factually and objectively correct ranking of the Mario games on Polygon, so it was only natural that I would want to permanently enshrine those opinions here in this podcast. Unfortunately, Nadia, Stuart, and Diamond were having none of it and decided to team up to shout me down, and maybe even prevent the dissemination of the wholly accurate statement that the greatest 2D Mario game of all is New Super Mario Bros. U (which is now Deluxe! That makes it even better!). I'm still not clear on how remote recording tech works, so I couldn't find the kill switches to their mics, which means we ended up with a democracy of opinions rather than tyranny. Unbelievable. What's the point of even creating a podcast if you don't get to use it as a vehicle for silencing all opinions but your own? What a world, what a world.
As always, edits by the inimitable Greg Leahy. Art by Nick Wanserski. Tunes for this madness:
Daniel Greene
2022-10-25 19:35:26 +0000 UTC