Serious Business
Added 2021-12-07 04:33:40 +0000 UTCWhy the leather armor? Eggplant farming is serious business. Some say the legendary Egplant-Gobbler is just a myth, but Illaria knows the myth to be true. When frightened the Gobbler can propel an eggplant at an alarming speed. Illaria has suffered more than one bruise from the Gobbler's attacks, and it doesn't play fair.
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Careful though, it aims low. ;)
TritiumCG
2021-12-08 03:54:14 +0000 UTCIllaria is more than capable. At least, a good defence is half the battle. :)
TritiumCG
2021-12-08 03:52:38 +0000 UTCI would hope not XD
TritiumCG
2021-12-08 03:51:24 +0000 UTCGreat to hear! :)
TritiumCG
2021-12-08 03:50:38 +0000 UTCProtection from Gobblers or not, Illaria makes a fine fashion statement in that red leather! And since she doesn't have eyes in the back of her head, I'll volunteer to guard her rear from any potential Gobbler attack from behind ;) Must protect that friendly sweet smile!
David Smith
2021-12-07 16:28:52 +0000 UTCIllaria looks so nice and innocent, tho i'm not sure the Gobbler thinks the same. He might need some serious ass kicking.
2021-12-07 10:45:34 +0000 UTCGobblers beware of her "Green thumb eye gouge" technique! Given the situation, she doesn't play fair either...
Jeshua Morbus
2021-12-07 08:17:18 +0000 UTC:) its ok life of a security guard besides all those hours will make a really nice paycheck
2021-12-07 06:49:30 +0000 UTCGlad you liked it, I literally made it up on the spot. :D I'm also glad you're back at work though that sucks about Christmas. :( I do only dress her in bright reds eh? I gotta take your advice under advisement. :)
TritiumCG
2021-12-07 06:45:13 +0000 UTCLMAO that story really got me laughing and i really needed it since i found out not only am i back to work but i am now the only guard at my site so i wont have days off till Christmas but I digress she is super cute though my personal tastes think black or darker red leather would suit her more
2021-12-07 06:09:23 +0000 UTCA shovel to the noggin usually sends it scampering, no need to worry. :)
TritiumCG
2021-12-07 05:23:43 +0000 UTCAww... I love her! That gobbler better look out, I'll cut it's eggplants off if it hurts Illaria! :o
Classical Salamander
2021-12-07 04:48:19 +0000 UTC
