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MEAT BUS
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EP 45: SEE? WE TOLD Y'ALL

Two hours of sheet gripping, toe curling meat sweats, delivered on time JUST LIKE WE SAID. Is Moo Deng getting too old for Hollywood? Which one of us was a bigger hoe? Are cat and dog people different, or all they all awful? Listen and find out.

Thanks to Slic for our music.

EP 45: SEE? WE TOLD Y'ALL EP 45: SEE? WE TOLD Y'ALL

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i’m not religious but in 2021 i was severely depressed and asked god to show me a sign that my life is worth living then got into a car crash (no injuries and yes it was my fault) and my city’s mayor passed by and let me cry in his car. oh and now i’m $14k in debt so thanks god

mae

the macklemorism is such a real trope for white rappers omg

mae

If you're here to look for the AITA story it starts at 44:00

george

Oh my fucking god

Fe

This makes me miss MetroMint which was just a fucking minty water but I loved that shit

Allie

For the merch I like the meat package Idea, I saw on Pinterest meat packaged in a heart backpack maybe something like that

Melli

in terms of merch i feel like you could put together a brand yourself and idk why or what sense im having but i feel like you’d put together a sICK handbag/purse collection

Dom Eccles

i just looked up the fucking AITA original post and there was an update……….. “He told me that Eric has been putting other men's semen into my food, drinks, skincare shampoo conditioner and even my toothpaste. I'm not exaggerating, I'm not being dramatic, that's what Mark said. Eric has apparently been hooking up with random men, having them finish into cups, and then using it in my meals and drinks like it's some kind of sick joke. Even as I write this, l'm still in complete disbelief. Who does that to someone?” Alex was on the right track but oh boy!!!! There’s more to the update- apparently she found the cups with the semen. She asked Mark if he was having an affair with Eric and he said he didn’t want to touch him because probably is diseased and it gave her a weird feeling. Feels like Mark and Eric probably hooked up at some point. She ended it saying she’s checking into the hospital because she’s so fucked up about the situation

jayden grace

What does alex say when talking about the “urban legend” after kay says something about hoe phases in college, it sounds like gibberish to me

Zakaria

the book on my shelf titled ‘the sluts’ staring me down as I listen to this

Dylan

i love northampton 😭😭 but ik what u mean by them being macklemore listeners

leslie

A great example of podcast merch is Creep Cast's. I think a similar style where it's your faces in meat packaging or there are cuts of marbled meat out of your faces would be so cool. Or Sonny angel style version of you with the limbs or faces cut up like meat. You could go detailed/horrific or cutesy/feminine with it. Either styles could work for a buss made of meat. I'm sure y'all could find an artist that could come up with some really cool designs!

Mollsewa

I love these ideas so much

Mollsewa

i’ve been thinking about the queer in-person vs internet community thing a lot, it’s weird but real.

mars

Kay the meat on shirt idea goes HARD, and go all out in the sticker “100% GMO Fed”

Andrw

a person i was training behind the bar at work tried playing me a jelly roll song on her phone and i had to literally tell her not to 😭

connor

bumper stickers

carm

A water bottle with slabs of meat on with pink bows tied on

Ronan Warner

Jelly roll has switched to country music now i believe so he has really cornered his market

Madeleine

i really loved hearing your thoughts on creativy and being an artist in rural areas 💕 love ya'll

Jori

meat bus thong please

anna

Me and my gf relate to being an old couple already lolololol

Lauryn S

As for merch ideas…this isn’t super cutesy and might be dumb but something like. Surrealist Cao Hui inspired could be cool (literal meat bus?) or…maybe a drawing of a bus in the style of a beef cuts chart? :0

J

one time she didn't eat for almost a year. so I just had to make sure she had water in her dish and that's it.. literally easier than a plant.

capri

yoooo I keep tarantulas and highly recommend them as pets. my oldest one is 15 years old and shes awesome and cute. they are really low maintenance, comfortable at room temp, and depending on what kind you get they just kinda sit there or rearrange their dirt and stuff.

capri

“Can I call you out for a second?” “No.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Melmo

Okay so I googled and this man is in a crazy mix of genres “hip hop; country; southern rock; country rap; southern hip hop” so still white rapper but not the same vibe as Macklemore and Eminem

Cassidy

… I think jelly roll makes country music

Cassidy

oh girl, we eatin good

Mehdia

the gift that keeps on giving

Ashley Y

3 hours of meat bus in one day will save me

Nate B

literally just finished the last episode yall just knew i needed more

Lia

2 eps in a day.. what a gift ❤️

Jimmy


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