Star Trek: Insurrection
Added 2025-03-21 04:00:05 +0000 UTC
If your Insurrection lasts longer than 1 hour and 43 minutes, please consult a doctor. Get your phones ready because this episode might. We are doing anything we can to distract ourselves and stay engaged as we watch Jonathan Frakes’s 1998 film Star Trek: Insurrection.
Topics include: DDD (Does Data Die??), Roz!!, Lots of Mask Muching, beard-growing speed discussion, standing, lip balm, Rodney jokes and more
Movie Begins at: 3:29
I can understand ST creatives fancying a pivot after First Contact but then they should lean hard into a full Voyage Home style comedy rather than some in-between mess
Jon Ryves
2025-03-30 14:54:38 +0000 UTC
“What if they gave Data a fart chip” is essentially The Master of Disguise
Matt Greenberg
2025-03-24 14:44:04 +0000 UTC
Griffin knowing the secret Toys R Us arcade is crazy. Used to spend hours at that store with my daughter.
Amy Patrick
2025-03-24 02:30:04 +0000 UTC
Omg I loved Griffin trying to pin down Riker’s relationship in terms of Cheers-universe characters 😅 Should’ve swung for a Wings reference!
Andrew Jansson
2025-03-23 17:42:13 +0000 UTC
Ha! Fair.
Crash Calhoun
2025-03-23 00:19:55 +0000 UTC
Whoa twisted
BENJAMIN SHULTZ
2025-03-23 00:12:23 +0000 UTC
its because there are TWO picards who are EXACT MIRROR IMAGES of each other -- if one of them is shot in total darkness
Nemesis puts the backwards R in foreshadowing.
Max Birdemic
2025-03-22 23:48:34 +0000 UTC
Trap = Great.
I like Into Darkness more than them, but its a movie with rocks in its head.
Max Birdemic
2025-03-22 23:44:57 +0000 UTC
I have never been successful at staying awake for the duration of this movie
Bill Sweet
2025-03-22 18:28:05 +0000 UTC
Shout out to the Go! team
Scott Marshall
2025-03-22 14:15:38 +0000 UTC
Just watched/ listened to this. So funny!
Crash Calhoun
2025-03-22 09:13:58 +0000 UTC
Amputations and all?
Nate
2025-03-22 03:45:59 +0000 UTC
“Borgin it” #borginit
Rad Rodge
2025-03-22 01:44:37 +0000 UTC
Mitch Hedberg was the Rodney Dangerfield of my generation. Wish he'd done movies.
Bairbre
2025-03-22 01:18:46 +0000 UTC
Jonathan Frakes & Marina Sirtis' commentary track to this movie is quite entertaining- they're very unprecious/unpretentious about it.
Some highlights can be heard at https://vimeo.com/297517887.
MoCoSwede
2025-03-21 21:39:06 +0000 UTC
Trap = good but Into Darkness = bad? I will never truly understand these guys.
Crash Calhoun
2025-03-21 21:00:08 +0000 UTC
In film school I had a teacher who was a producer and had worked with F Murray Abraham and she said everyone referred to him as FUCKING Murray Abraham because he was a pain in the ass.
Chauncey Telese
2025-03-21 20:48:56 +0000 UTC
Jeffries Tubin
Max Birdemic
2025-03-21 19:56:57 +0000 UTC
Rodney Danger-sims
Jason Nucatola
2025-03-21 19:48:19 +0000 UTC
Thunderbirds Are Go fuck yourself
Mike Ostrov
2025-03-21 19:34:07 +0000 UTC
Also, I have the best Dave & Busters humble brag: waaaaay back in 2008 in NYC, I was a super fan of Friend of the Show Michelle Collins, who I knew as a BLOGGER on BestWeekEver.TV, the website companion to the tv show. My then fiancé was a grad student at NYU and I was visiting him one weekend and we were out with his roommate at McSorely’s when who should we spot but THE Michelle Collins, who to me could not have been a bigger celebrity even though she hadn’t even been on tv yet! I think she was so delighted to be recognized by a fan for the first time, she ended up leaving the group she was with and hanging out with us all night!!! Somehow we got to talking about loving Dave and Busters, which had this awesome Trivia game at the time we were obsessed with, so we decided to go to the D&B in Times Square - we enjoyed hours of fun and trivia dominance. I recall fondly that Michelle got a Beyoncé key chain with her tickets. Best night of my life? Yes!!!!
Britt B
2025-03-21 17:47:06 +0000 UTC
I am delighted to report that I saw Vince Vaughn enjoying a Dave and Busters burger for brunch at 11:00am on Sunday, March 28, 2010 in Chicago! His 40th birthday and my 28th birthday!
I’ve been sitting on this Burger Report this whole time, too embarrassed to call in, but since David said he went to D&B on a whim: it was my 28th (golden!) birthday in 2010 in Chicago. How did I want to spend it? Going to Dave Busters (in the Lincoln Park neighborhood) on a Sunday morning at 11am, of course! When we walk in, who should we see but VINCE VAUGHN already sitting at the bar tucking into a brunch burger!!! As we ride the escalators down to the games area, I shout the only thing I can think of to say in that moment: “Hi Vince Vaughn, it’s my birthday!” And he smiles and says back “Happy birthday!!!” I was delighted! I texted my best friend and fellow cinephile who calls me back excitedly a few minutes later to tell me “I just Googled Vince Vaughn and you won’t believe it! Today is his birthday too!!!! He was born in 1970 so it’s his 40th birthday!!!!”
Britt B
2025-03-21 17:34:51 +0000 UTC
Mirror univ- no, wait… the… the R is for Romulan? No, that doesn’t… hmm
Ben Dudden
2025-03-21 17:31:27 +0000 UTC
Nemesis has a great Goldsmith score, buuuuut then you're stuck watching Nemesis, the nadir of the franchise, movie-wise, until Kurtzman shat out Section 31.
Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)
2025-03-21 17:27:19 +0000 UTC
1-802-8-BURGER
Jordan B. Anderson
2025-03-21 17:17:18 +0000 UTC
The worst thing Griffin Newman has ever done was make a digimon joke and make me think there was going to be a digimon riff about to happen only to continue talking about this boring movie
Spencer Pommier
2025-03-21 17:13:53 +0000 UTC
The episode really picks up when Rodney Dangerfield enters the conversation. Maybe they could’ve gotten Rodney to do punch-up on the script!
John Halski
2025-03-21 17:02:26 +0000 UTC
I hope someone on the Nemesis commentary can explain why the R in the opening title flips around like the Toys R Us logo.
BENJAMIN SHULTZ
2025-03-21 17:00:50 +0000 UTC
OMG I have the best Burger Report!!! Can someone tell me the number??
Britt B
2025-03-21 16:30:26 +0000 UTC
Have we gotten any comic book movies based on Byrne storylines? Would love to see it.
Zachary Neeley
2025-03-21 15:57:20 +0000 UTC
“I keep making it to the first prompt and then…”
Zachary Neeley
2025-03-21 15:56:17 +0000 UTC
whatever the actual quality of the movie, i will say that all of the TNG movies (except maybe nemesis? haven't seen it since it came out) have wonderful scores that i still listen to on the reg
gabbi
2025-03-21 15:16:51 +0000 UTC
It clearly needed a Emilia Perez "Sex Change Operation" musical number
By Tove!
2025-03-21 14:29:50 +0000 UTC
Shocked they didn’t mention knowing Zerbe from Treasure Island: The Adventure Begins, the hour long TV advertisement for Las Vegas and blowing up casinos.
Graham Hollister
2025-03-21 14:28:49 +0000 UTC
I haven’t played the ‘Big Lebowski’ game but I have played the ‘Requiem for a Dream’ game….would not recommend.
JC
2025-03-21 12:50:21 +0000 UTC
So the Doom origin wherein he receives a slight scar from an accident and is so vain he puts on his newly forged mask before it has time to cool was a retcon by John Byrne that synthesised Kirby and Lee’s ideas for what Doom’s scarring was. Kirby’s idea was the slight scar and Lee’s idea was total facial disfigurement.
LS
2025-03-21 08:35:58 +0000 UTC
I guess the obvious way to go would have been a direct sequel to 'First contact' however that might have looked. I always thought 'Insurrection' was a bit like one of those 2 partners TNG did from time to time, except not as good.
Damimoon Sunbeam
2025-03-21 08:30:22 +0000 UTC
This comment is so annoying I'm deleting mine in a few minutes
Trevor Talley
2025-03-21 05:16:53 +0000 UTC
its a fairly forgettable movie, not awful but a solid "meh"/10. the reaction doesn't surprise me though, dude is often too busy talking about himself to pay attention to things like plot.
edit: that was way more awful than it was anything else. jesus christ
JC9000
2025-03-21 05:15:42 +0000 UTC
Trevor Talley
2025-03-21 05:07:19 +0000 UTC
Like Forky, Data keeps leaping-into trash.
Tom Lowery
2025-03-21 04:44:32 +0000 UTC
we now enter the long dark before galaxy quest
Jordan B. Anderson
2025-03-21 04:25:50 +0000 UTC
My thoughts!
Brendan McFall
2025-03-21 04:03:24 +0000 UTC
Woo!
Peter Lindsey
2025-03-21 04:02:32 +0000 UTC