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BC MARCH MADNESS 2025 - Day 5

I looove being able to write these posts in advance. I love a comfortable lead. Unfortunately, y'all are TESTING ME today.

In our first nailbiter of the tournament, FINAL DESTINATION wins by only 15 votes! They'll face Scream in the next round.

Today's matchup is probably the closest we're ever going to get to the David Sims Video Game Podcast, considering that he has two jobs and three children.

It's RESIDENT EVIL vs MORTAL KOMBAT.

With Resident Evil, we'd cover the six Milla Jovovich / Paul WS Anderson films:
Resident Evil (2002)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2017)

With Mortal Kombat, we'd cover the four live action movies:
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Mortal Kombat 2 (October 2025)

No matter who you vote for, Paul W.S. Anderson wins.

Comments

Idiots

Good

Boo this

Matthew Benson

Jam the vote!

Abe Something

Disappointing results

Anthony Regina

We’re getting MK either way and the RE movies are if nothing else bonkers

Jay Kay

two franchises I don't care for

Gibboanxious

What are we doing here? Really? Resident Evil?

John

tbh broke my heart when Griffin said Raccoon City is a travesty. Like, of course it is, but in such an entertaining way.

Ray Goldberg

They just Mortal Promised it would happen regardless, because MK is a fun lightweight series. Watching all the RE’s is an actually challenging undertaking that they would NOT opt to do unless forced. I say force them. It’ll be a lot like Apes, in terms of schlocky sci-fi overambition with great individual performances and extremely apparent budgets that pulls an Apocalypse weirdly early in its run and has to keep going.

Beef Steak Tomato

Jay and/or Mike and/or Rich guesting on an episode would be fantastic.

Njord

Oh, Resident Evil, easy. Just for the continuity.

jscro

Reflex thought when I saw this poll: “Mortal Kombat is obviously better.” Immediately followed by: “Wait, no it isn’t! These both suck!” Truly hope neither of these make it to the final.

Joe P

Correct

Joe P

The check is blank but it’s in Hungarian Forint

Conor Dabler

Resident Evil, though they're both great series. I just want to hear Griffin's Red Queen impression "You're all going to POD down here."

Beardmask

Easy vote for Resident evil but they DO get a bit samey don’t they

Conor Dabler

Time to get borderline experimental

Zak Marrinan

The other JP wants MK because he plays sub zero for ez wins

Jean-Paul

RE because I want to hear them talk about Wesker. I need to hear from the Wesk Desk

Jean-Paul

The ridiculous MK song is awfully terrible but somehow better than any forgettable RE title and is tie breaker for two near equally unsatisfying franchises.

Joseph Allen

Resident Evil would get boring fast, guys.

Robert

Resident evil all the way

Cosmic Cowboy

Sorry Ben, I have to go with my heart(RE)

Mr Sir

Isnt Sims a huge RE/PA fan? Would love to hear these

D

They should just cover Paul

Spencer Pommier

But if RE wins how will I know if Ben likes subzero?

mikey GOLDSMITH

Resident Evil is winning because everybody forgets how boring every single one of them is

Owen Phillips

Would that we could just add the first MK to the RE films and avoid all the other MKs.

Isaac Adams

I adore the first Mortal Kombat movie, and the second would be wonderful to hear them go insane watching.... But I cannot deny that the RE series is just So Much More.

Mark Jackson-Brown

Me too, man, me too.

Regis L

I abstain. It's literally impossible to choose. These series are the exact same level of shlock.

Regis L

How is RE winning? Those first two MK movies are insane

Nick Benson

Finish him

Jeremy Dankowitz

I need the Raul Julia commentary so there is only one choice

Erin

Mortal Kombat (1995) holds a special place in my heart, but I'm voting Resident Evil because I enjoyed the first two and have been meaning to watch the rest.

Wyatt Gray

I’ve been on the wrong side of every single one of these so far. This is definitely one of those “Everyone else is the problem” situations.

Masturov Desguys

needs a "both" option

slatron

Been loving the Mortal Kombat animated features coming out, I love been needing them to revisit the live action

Harrison Cordle

Leaving out Raccoon City ain’t right, it’s got some great moments and authenticity

Harrison Cordle

Paul WS Anderson series down the toilet smh. Let's go Mortal Kombat!!

Felix Durand

Resident Evil rules (especially 5!) and I'd love to hear David defend the series, but I refuse to burn down the possibility of a Paul WS Anderson main feed series, which it would absolutely do. So Mortal Kombat it is.

Dubious Legacy

Oof I did not expect RE to be ahead. Hoping MK can pull off a Fatality late in the voting

fischurr

Resident Evil all the way, although I will say how sad I am to not see Welcome to Raccoon City on the lineup. I know it's separate from the main ones, but it has a special place in my heart for how bad-good it is, and stays pretty close to the lore, kinda.

Devin Bruns

Voting for Mortal Kombat just for the Orbital song, and future Karl Urban

Chris Lynch

Don’t really mind between these two: isn’t Ben a Mortal Kombat guy?

Manish Agarwal

Annihilation is top tier in my canon of films that forced my tween self to ask "Wait, is it possible for movies to be bad?"

Nick Ingalls

John Derek energy

David McElroy

Resident Evil the only franchise that is clearly a long-running kink thing between husband director and wife actress

Brook Shelley

I mean no one can deny that Paul W. S. Anderson is an auteur, it’s just a monkey’s paw wish type thing.

Jim Mccaffery

Folks, that's simply too much Resident Evil.

Matt Vaughan

Guys, we need to get them to cover Mortal Kombat so they have to deal with the trash fire that is Annihilation

Adam Modlin

William Peter Blatty miniseries so we can still get Exorcist III

danny groover

Mortal Kombat is an easy pick here. How much out-of-pocket insanity are we going to have when we're five commentaries deep into Resident Evil? Griffin is just going to start playing RE: Code Veronica on a second TV during the movie.

Kyle Martinak

First RE movie is a legit solid claustrophobic horror movie, after that it goes off the rails in a really fun way.

Benji Black

The first MK alone wins this

CT13

In any case, Event Horizon bonus ep plz.

Tom Jorgensen

What if there was a kombat that was mortal

Doug F

Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!

Good

i mourn for exorcist 3 because i believe in slime

Bill Woods

MK, only cause neither isn't an option for votes

jahr

I don't see either of these going all the way

David Rosenblatt

If Mike Epps was in any Mortal Kombat movie it might've had a chance

Papscott McGee

Absolutely HATE the Resident Evil movies so I gotta go with Kombat on this one.

Devin DiMattia

Mortal Kombat is a lock for next year after MK2 is on VOD, let Resident Evil shine this year!

Olivia Haidar

Seeing Resident Evil in the theater, as a non-gamer, because it was raining one day in 2002 is one of my cherished memories. I loved every bit of that dumb trash.

Abe Something

I keep eating shit in these but today is my day “you’re all going to die down here” let’s see that guy get cubed

Kibblesmith

I watched all six based on David’s embracing of them and I still have PTSD from it. They’re the worst!

Daniel A. Barron

MOOOOOOOOORTAL KOOOOOOMMMMBBAAAATTT

John Holder

Where’s everyone going? Bingo?

Krista

Toasty!

Robert O'Neill

Resident evil movies are beyond fun

Jordan Coleman

Voted Resident Evil, because I need David to explain why he thinks they're so amazing

Anthony Pierre Coco

Mortal Kombat is so much more watchable

Dersquerin

Finish him (the resident evil series)

Aoife

Very mindful, very March

Darby Dixon III

I picked mortal Kombat because I don't want to watch movies I haven't seen

Spencer Pommier

You’re all going to die down here (in the comments)

Robert F

Moooooooortal Kombaaaaaaaat!!!

Frog Dimples (Jesse)

Raccoon City is beautiful this time of year

Del Lorenson

There is no better opening to a movie ever than the opening seconds of Mortal Kombat.

Michael Cuculich

Mortal Kombat for the Ben commentary!

costcohotdog

Resident Evil has so many big, wet, dudes and chains. And the 3rd one takes place in the desert! DRY! Totally a Ben series

JS

I think the RE series would overstay its welcome by the third entry.

Miles Lemaire

WHAT A BATTLE. WHAT A MADNESS

Rory Dunn

It is time for lots of discussion of “Alice.” This is what the people crave.

TV's Kevin Lanigan

I'd love Mortal Kombat but RE2 remains one of my all-time favorites. No competition.

Richard Rush

Stunning result. Also… Test your might, MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

Michael Curley

Resident Evil is my long shot pick to win. A couple of those movies are pretty good and ALL of them are stupid fun. Would be a great time for everyone

Tanner Randall

Resident Evil for the good of the country. Also, Final Destination would rule so hard.

Holden Martinson


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