Battleship
Added 2024-09-01 04:00:06 +0000 UTC🛳🚢🛥 ⛴🛳 Man your battle stations as BC:SF boards the USS Hosley and attempt to make it through Peter Berg’s 2012 film Battleship 🛳🚢🛥 ⛴🛳
Topics include: Title drop timing, “The Rihanna Story” (AGAIN), Ben being LOCKED IN, Turtle! And chaotic board game movie pitches!
Movie Begins at 10:24
Comments
Holy crap that was a bad movie. I misremembered the trailer and thought the ship was going to pull a full transformers … transformation ? That was my first Patreon listen. Hilarious it’ll always have that special place in my life now.
Stephen Soup Williamson
2024-11-08 00:56:11 +0000 UTCEh I think I would be checked out of the non-Rocketeer movies in that one as much as I am checked out of the non-Clue/D&D:HAT episodes in this one In hindsight probably should have only covered the 2nd Ouija though tbf
Jon Ryves
2024-11-02 16:08:34 +0000 UTCI feel like the "nice Michael Bay movie" that guy is referring to would probably be best exemplified by the Adil and Bilal Bad Boys movies rather than Battleship tbh
Jon Ryves
2024-11-02 13:53:03 +0000 UTCI'm a month late, but let the record show that my Hungry Hippos experience was identical to David's. Never was allowed a copy.
HappyCroc
2024-10-24 19:58:38 +0000 UTCOne of my favorite commentaries in quite a while
Rad Rodge
2024-09-22 06:26:23 +0000 UTC“There’s a whole song about this, Griffin, it’s called ‘In the Navy.’ You can join your fellow man.”
Rad Rodge
2024-09-22 06:24:21 +0000 UTCOn the one hand, these eps are better when they’ve seen the movie before— in this one, they go off on multiple criticism/joke riffs that are actually them just misunderstanding what’s happening. On the other hand, I don’t really expect them to watch Battleship twice. (altho I have seen it on TNT while hungover at least 3 times)
Timothy Wilson
2024-09-21 15:38:38 +0000 UTCI know it’s not a visual medium, but you should have at least wore Sea Captain hats.
Marty McFly Route
2024-09-17 13:02:57 +0000 UTCHe will not stay anywhere near these islands, they call the islands… las cinco meurtes… … What does that mean? … … The five depps
Jon Holt
2024-09-14 08:52:22 +0000 UTCHank Azaria is like the modern version of that trope where a silent movie actor can’t make the leap to talkies because they have a weird voice.
Savannah
2024-09-11 02:09:21 +0000 UTCI studied the voice technique for actors that Hamish Linklater's mother came up with.
FiddlersGreenDay
2024-09-09 20:33:55 +0000 UTCI understand this feed is based on what the crew decides (aside from March Madness) but they gotta do Jackass. Think of the Ben stories, Marie’s fun laughs, and both Griffin and David getting into why they’re all as great as they are upsetting.
Blake Hanrath
2024-09-09 01:26:37 +0000 UTCEeek why is the Beetlejuice episode delayed!
Britt B
2024-09-09 00:24:15 +0000 UTCI’m not a snitch but I mighta had to alert the conductor if I saw something that unhinged.
Matt Koelling
2024-09-08 04:07:09 +0000 UTCYou know it’s a good movie/episode when griffin wearily asks “how much time is left in this movie?” 💀
Chas Ellenburg
2024-09-07 18:12:42 +0000 UTC“For anyone who’s not watching along - and congratulations if that’s the choice you’ve made…” Sincerely, thank you.
Jackson Moyer
2024-09-06 10:38:18 +0000 UTCMy name is Matt Lynch and hearing David call me out at 1:50 was confusing.
Matt
2024-09-05 18:31:14 +0000 UTCFor a second I was like "WTF? It was like 15 years ago."
John Blood
2024-09-04 22:30:06 +0000 UTCi read about this today in tomorrow's newspaper. i will try to make it right.
Anthony Carillo
2024-09-04 22:03:37 +0000 UTCYou don’t have to pay for this, just leave
Pete
2024-09-04 21:58:53 +0000 UTCi love the other two but david is what keeps the pod listenable
Isabelle Iverson
2024-09-04 21:52:18 +0000 UTCdevastating
Isabelle Iverson
2024-09-04 21:50:56 +0000 UTCI just marathoned all of WHM’s PotC coverage, great stuff
Pete
2024-09-04 20:06:35 +0000 UTCCarnahan’s Stretch is actually good if anyone cares. Can’t say I remember Decker in it tho.
Pete
2024-09-04 20:05:53 +0000 UTCKyle Chandler stiffed me on a $70 tab that got comped.
John Blood
2024-09-04 17:52:51 +0000 UTCWhen I try to think of the entourage lyrics I immediately fall into the sopranos theme, but I know it at some point goes “….i wanna be your superhero, even if i tumble/fall….”. That being said I think I’m going to watch Entourage again because of this episode?
Andrew Wyslotsky
2024-09-04 04:14:21 +0000 UTCI had a fantastic time playing Fireball Island. But I was already in my 20s and the sessions were fueled by scotch and wacky tabbacky. We decided the game existed to teach children about deception and disappointment. Fireball Island is my favorite table top game
Matthew Comegys
2024-09-04 03:05:55 +0000 UTCSpeed 2: Cruise Control may not be a great movie, but it has an awe inspiring boat crash at the end.
Matthew Comegys
2024-09-04 03:03:25 +0000 UTCYeah don’t besmirch HG Wells like that. He invented that trope.
Rhyann Yadao
2024-09-03 20:40:00 +0000 UTCI think they meant real board games not made up ones.
Rhyann Yadao
2024-09-03 20:34:37 +0000 UTCWait no I think I’m thinking of We Hate Movies.
Danielle
2024-09-03 17:11:20 +0000 UTCWait. Didn’t… didn’t they do the Pirates of the Caribbean? What fever dream am I having?
Danielle
2024-09-03 17:09:28 +0000 UTCHonestly all that voting just for Clue, and the crew barely liked it too. Pulp Heroes should be the next priority for them to do.
I told Doctor Hall My Butt Hurt. He Told Me To Bend Down, Stuck His Finger In My Asscunt, and said “You Got A Wart”.
2024-09-03 13:15:11 +0000 UTCI will never be able to think of this movie without also thinking of the Key & Peele "Liam Neesons" sketch. "Liam Neesons straight kilt a robot boat!" -- future Oscar-nominated director Jordan Peele. https://youtu.be/hhfHu6IHBiI?si=DOfsXSSlALe1xt1u&t=97
Douglas Wykstra
2024-09-03 07:14:24 +0000 UTCThat is bananas hahahha
Rad Rodge
2024-09-03 06:19:43 +0000 UTCIs it just me experiencing weird volume fluctuations in this episode?
Quinton Caringella
2024-09-03 05:18:29 +0000 UTCDamn “can we fix it” is a great song
steven dhanis
2024-09-03 04:39:03 +0000 UTCGreat episode guys! It’s nice having table top while Lynch is going in main feed I enjoy both …fireball island was my ultimate commercial was better then the game , game!!
steven dhanis
2024-09-03 02:24:47 +0000 UTCI went to a weird Atlanta premiere for this movie in 8th grade. I remember I remember the movie immediately leaving my brain, almost as soon as I had seen it
Austin McDougle
2024-09-02 20:12:14 +0000 UTCJumanji, Zathura
Francisco Hernandez
2024-09-02 18:24:09 +0000 UTCDon’t blame me I voted for Conan
Stan
2024-09-02 17:09:25 +0000 UTCI worked at the movie studio in Baton Rouge when they filmed this. When they fired the cannons it shook every window on the lot; that was more exciting than anything that happens in the movie.
David Draper
2024-09-02 16:28:38 +0000 UTCMustn't stir papa
Fred Mercado
2024-09-02 13:27:46 +0000 UTCBrattleship.
Tom Lowery
2024-09-02 09:57:37 +0000 UTCI can’t tell you how often I think about the time I saw someone reading the novelization of the movieBattleship on the train
Lobo
2024-09-02 03:35:36 +0000 UTCAnti-David Rhetoric is crazy….best pod member
Camden Brazile
2024-09-02 03:13:38 +0000 UTCCan't believe David unleashed the Signs complaint of "why even invade a planet full of sun/water". Very rude.
Shane Warbrooke
2024-09-02 02:01:56 +0000 UTCThis podcast would be so much better if it were ARP and Griffin + Ben.
Joshua Brown
2024-09-01 22:44:55 +0000 UTCAm I the only one that stupidly thought they would be doing Jumanji
Richard Grimes
2024-09-01 22:43:57 +0000 UTCFor anyone else who was confused, the ship is not named after the musician, it’s named after this man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Paul_Jones?wprov=sfti1#
Daniel Citron
2024-09-01 21:54:01 +0000 UTCBen's "Trivial Pursuit but a chase movie"... isn't that The Da Vinci Code?
Robert Fischer
2024-09-01 21:31:03 +0000 UTCSo, the guy Peter Berg reams out for not serving in the military is an Israeli writer/actor, and the reason Berg is reaming him out is because service is mandatory here and that guy dodged it. While I'm in no way pro-military or jingoistic in any way, I worked with that guy and he's an asshole so I love that clip 🤣
Avri Rosen-Zvi
2024-09-01 19:36:53 +0000 UTCIt's on Archive.org if you google it! hint hint
Clayton Smith
2024-09-01 18:44:56 +0000 UTCCan all of you now see why Pulp Heroes was the better choice?
Craig A
2024-09-01 17:56:08 +0000 UTCHamish Linklater INCREDIBLE in Miranda July's The Future.
Mike Ostrov
2024-09-01 17:41:07 +0000 UTCI had it queued up last night and went to sleep. Woke up this morning and opened the app and it’s no longer there. I paid $3.99 for it. 😢
Anthony Regina
2024-09-01 17:17:37 +0000 UTCIt IS always better to do Verbinski
Lauren Damon
2024-09-01 16:21:52 +0000 UTCBrooklyn decker's character's job in this a Veterans trauma therapist. My friend does this job with veterans that are amputees and ptsd. They hike up mountains to overcome the obstacles that have made them feel like less of a warrior. And while preoccupied with the physical demand they are more able to open up and talk about in heel from their trauma. She calls it the Walkie, Talkie. She does great work.
Mrs. Long
2024-09-01 16:09:57 +0000 UTCI really really love the alien design in this movie. Then fourth thumb guys are some dang ass freaks
Mrs. Long
2024-09-01 16:07:19 +0000 UTCThe Davy Jones impressions are the quality patreon content I'm here for
Daniel Chilvers #BringBackTheKrynoid
2024-09-01 15:43:30 +0000 UTC(spoiler) omg they killed Alexander Skarsgard off with WAYYY too much runtime left in this movie 😭
Lauren Damon
2024-09-01 15:35:08 +0000 UTCLol Battleship left Peacock literally today! As of yesterday it was on there and I had it all ready to go. Streaming, man…
Anthony Regina
2024-09-01 15:28:45 +0000 UTCTwo Pixar references in one!
Chet Kazalski
2024-09-01 15:10:14 +0000 UTCThere was a Battleship movie tie-in video game. Here's the Giant Bomb quick look of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y8vL-jLc2o
Benji Black
2024-09-01 14:59:56 +0000 UTCDavid: It's not a graduation. She’s moving from the Caterpillar Room to the Butterfly Room. Forky: It’s a ceremony! David: It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity.”
LS
2024-09-01 11:41:22 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/tktoOXBmflI?feature=shared
Manish Agarwal
2024-09-01 11:40:53 +0000 UTC'Shan't Trouble The Reverend' had me absolutely rolling, thank you
Michael Barrett
2024-09-01 10:25:47 +0000 UTCI've never seen this B4 today...
Andrew
2024-09-01 08:21:05 +0000 UTC😂😂😂 not me Ben, l didn’t want this.
Peter Klaven
2024-09-01 07:02:19 +0000 UTCWe should have been watching American pie 3 right now. Just saying but nooooooo y’all picked the worst one 😂 good conversation though. Still can’t believe table top games won. I hope we get American pie sooner than later. I’m so curious to hear David thoughts on those movies 😂😂😂😂 and it’s 2024 it’s time to watch a few early 2000s movie on this feed.
Peter Klaven
2024-09-01 06:28:16 +0000 UTCOn a Costner note, actually, this whole commentary I just keep remembering when Dylan Baker awesomely splutters “JOHN PAUL JONES!!!!!” when he’s playing Robert McNamara in Thirteen Days hahaha, for me that has a place in the greatest Dylan Baker moments supercut
Rad Rodge
2024-09-01 06:17:45 +0000 UTCI really do want just a 10-episode John Carter miniseries from the fellas, I don’t even want to get into the rest of Andrew Stanton, all I want is 23 to 30 hours of John Carter analysis with 7 to 12 different guests
Rad Rodge
2024-09-01 05:21:52 +0000 UTC😂
Peter Klaven
2024-09-01 04:47:44 +0000 UTCWhat a funny thing to have made into a movie. Hollywood is so silly
ian
2024-09-01 04:29:53 +0000 UTCOooooooh, sorry, we were looking for “start sinking the sloops.” But you won’t go home empty-handed! Olmec, let’s show Griffin what he’s won
Rad Rodge
2024-09-01 04:29:42 +0000 UTCHairy chest! Excited to watch this enjoyable piece of shit.
Chris Radicone
2024-09-01 04:03:10 +0000 UTCpeter berg sunk my will to live
Jordan B. Anderson
2024-09-01 04:00:57 +0000 UTCFirst! 😂 god l hate this movie. Time to roll a joint and enjoy some extreme contexts.
Peter Klaven
2024-09-01 04:00:33 +0000 UTC
