We Watched A Movie

BASKETCASE Movie Review

Enjoy! Plus we'll see you tonight at an early start time of 6:15PM EST live!

UNTIL DAWN Spoiler Review

UNTIL DAWWWWWWN spoilers

SINNERS Spoiler Review

Enjoy the uncut SINNIN! See yall live tomm night!

Patreon Only J's House Tour: CRIBS Style

Welcome to J's insides!

PATREON Update, DROP & WARFARE reviews

Hey all, here's an update on the latest going ons! Plus spoiler free reviews for DROP and WARFARE. See you tonight at 8PM EST for the livestream!

Beer Chug Pregame & Scary Videos

Hey guys, so if you are interested in doing a beer chug we're going to do a private one BEFORE the stream starts at 7:45pm EST. Just for funsies. Like when you smack the top of a doorframe to pretend you're really athletic. Not that I do that.

Email me at WeWatchedAMovie2@gmail.com and I'll send you a link. This way we can still do the beer chug but those who aren't interested don't have to part...

Patreon Livestream Party Tonight!

See yew tonight for a party in the pantal region! There will be drinks, music and curse words. The fun starts at 8PM EST and won't end until we're running naked down main street and our wives pick us up and we ask them to take us to KFC for a bucket of chicken. Anyway here's the link: https://youtube.com/live/Gj8NOGBYH6E?feature=share

J Watches SKINAMARINK Alone in the Dark (Commentary)

I wasn't there for it....but apparently it freaked him out a little bit. Here's the tale of the tape for your ears only: https://youtu.be/VlAGzunCBnQ   SEE YOU ALL TOMMOROW NIGHT LIVE ON THE MAIN CHANNEL! Patreon Party Next Saturday night!

Patreon March Commentary POLE!

The choices have been made!

Choose This Month's Commentary

You guys pick this months patreon only commentary! Here's how it works:

#1 Comment below a movie you want to see us do a commentary for

#2 (and MOST importantly) go through the comments and "like" the options from others you would also like to see.

#3 The four movies with the most likes will go into a POLE

Fire away, fuckers.

FINAL DESTINATION 2 Full Commentary

LOOOOOGS! Enjoy the video version on youtube here if that's better for you: https://youtu.be/zNm8TagOYN8

Comic Con Lexington Uncensored & Extended

Here is the double in size only for you Comic Con VLOG: https://youtu.be/Fwi2_II5GGc

Choose Saturday Night's Livestream Topic

Decide what we talk about on Saturday night's livestream!

Patreon Livestream Link

Just in case you missed it here is the link for the get 2 gether tonight. See you at 7PM EST! And you don't have to be watching the Oscars to enjoy. Shit, the thing is like 45% commercials anyway! : https://youtube.com/live/9CihAcONbKo?feature=share

Oscars Livestream Link + The Gorge + More

Hey dudes and dudettes. Here is a link to Sunday night's Oscars live stream where we will be watching the Oscars in its entirety with you guys on ALL tiers this month and mostly make fun of how croissant it all is. We'll also be doing a little drinking game watch along. Come hang! Fun starts at 7PM est.

Also below you will find a link for a Members only video review of THE GORGE. I hated it.

Also, I included the scripts doc from last nights script reading streams in case anyone wa...

Early Look at Friday's Stream & More

Friday night we're trying something brand new and I want your thoughts my good folks of the Kracken.

Here's the idea: We're going to have Chat GPT write us a Halloween Script and we're going to do a script read of it live on air.

What prompts should we give it? So far all I have is "Write us a HALLOWEEN script where Mark Wahlberg and Dr Loomis go on a buddy cop hunt to find and stop Michael Myers"

What should we add to the prompt? Throw your ideas out and see if they make ...

Early Video! Clown In A Cornfield Breakdown

Hey guys, sending this one your way a few hours early! See ya tomm night at 8PM EST for J's Bday stream. It's gonna be a bloodbath.

Video: https://youtu.be/gdSssRrmxEk

VALENTINE Movie Commentary (w katie)

YEARS ago, Kate and I put the baby to bed, popped a couple cheap bottles of wine and watched Valentine (2001) for the first time together. Our buddy Dark Rhode saw my video the other day and unearthed a podcast I thought was long lost to us. Thank you dude! Hope you all enjoy. Also, we're live at noon today and have a "Top 10 Valentine's Kills In Horror Movies" video coming today as well.

FEBRUARY COMMENTARY POLE!

What's your pleasure, sir?

NEW PATREON STREAM LINK

PATREON Livestream Party TONIGHT 8PM EST. (Link)

Teewwwniiiighhht we're switching it up a bit and doing some games of Quiplash in the first hour while listening to some tunes. Then we're watching THE PEST (It's free on Youtube, the link is below).

No beer chug tonight! We're going to try and figure out a different way to those in the future bc they aren't nearly as fun for those watching as they are for those of us chugging the beers, lol. We'll think of something! See yins at 8PM EST!

Here's the livestream link: 2025-02-01 15:27:06 +0000 UTC View Post

ALIEN: ROMULUS Commentary

Love you guys! Enjoy!

Pick The Thumbnail:

Today's video is "Ten Times Michael Myers Was The Good Guy In the Halloween Franchise". Which one of these thumbnails should I use? (attached)

Patreon Livestream Party This Saturday!

Just a heads up, this months Patreon Livestream Party will be this Saturday night! Bring your prophylactic's. It'll be our first night stream in a month!

PATREON COMMENTARY POLE

Pick the next Patreon commentary you beautiful fucks. A couple first time watches for J, a classic action flick, and Romulus. See y'all at noon today!

THE SUBSTANCE Commentary (Video & Audio)

Something happened with the audio when we recorded this that sometimes makes it sound like a dick being rubbed in broken glass. We're fucking sick about it. I've been running tests and apparently it's something to do with the bluetooth headphones we used. I hope you all can still get some joy out of this but its pretty fucking shitty. Anyway, here's the video version of it as well:    https://y...

NEW Livestream link!

We got taken down folks! Heres the new link https://youtube.com/live/fEZyx5NPyD0?feature=share

LIVESTREAM Tonight + Pole!

Tonight's Patreon Party begins a touch earlier than usual at 8PM EST! Also, we figure that if there's a full movie on Youtube, we can show it in the stream and not get a strike, right? Below are a couple full movies we found on Youtube and we are going both show and watch one tonight in the stream. Which one do you wanna watch tonight with us?

LIVESTREAM LINK: https://www.youtube.com/live/fZ...

LONGLEGS Full Video Commentary

OH THERE SHE IS! Sorry the upload froze up on me. See some of yall tomm night for the livestream! Link soon!

LONGLEGS Audio Commentary (Video Later Today!) & Livestream Saturday!

Happy New Year everyone! Hope you aren't too hungover. I am. And I have "LONG NECK ICE COLD BEERS" stuck in my head. But it could be worse! Here's J and me watching Long Legs together. J for the first time. Later today we'll have the video up and a highlights video on Youtube. But this one is just for yewwww the special birthday girl.

Also! For those of you in the tier we are doing the Patreon stream Saturday night! I'll post a link soon. Love your butts.