Dungeons & Dragons
Added 2024-08-21 04:00:06 +0000 UTC🎲🏰🐉 This is your Dungeon Master speaking! BC: SF rolls for initiative to see if they have what it takes to make it through 2000s Dungeons & Dragons: “The best movie we’ve ever covered” 🎲🏰🐉
Topics include: The dawn of the Slinky, Paul brothers discourse, has the crew (besides David of course) ever played D&D, the definition of “Adult Film”, David defines the D&D classes, Kingdom of the Planet of the Clements, and more.
Movie starts at 35:42
Comments
This movie is poorly copying "A new hope."
Tom
2025-02-05 08:45:49 +0000 UTCJustice for Clerics!
Bridget Coulter
2024-10-16 18:30:45 +0000 UTCAww finally, i hear the slinky origin
Janine
2024-10-05 15:27:58 +0000 UTCI guess Freya Allen looks a LITTLE like Sean Clements?
Carol
2024-09-19 01:09:05 +0000 UTCI walked out of this movie in theaters. Walked into to another theater and watched Unbreakable again
James Young
2024-08-28 10:39:19 +0000 UTC"Bruce Payne stole the movie" Yeah, but it was petty theft
James Young
2024-08-28 10:36:51 +0000 UTCThey just want to eat and watch bad movies can they be nice
JF
2024-08-28 03:23:56 +0000 UTCStarted watching Crystal Maze due to this episode and it does in fact slap
Joe Skonce
2024-08-25 02:29:56 +0000 UTCI had the EXACT same experience with checking the remaining time in this movie....
Begemott
2024-08-24 17:54:12 +0000 UTCLove David but you could never make me hate South Park 😅
John Paul
2024-08-24 12:52:35 +0000 UTCSlinky = Ace Ventura 2?
Colin
2024-08-24 11:44:06 +0000 UTCr.i.p. snails
Darby Dixon III
2024-08-23 19:00:31 +0000 UTCI went to see this movie in the theaters. I don't remember why we went. It was somebody's idea to go in college, so we went. It was the closest thing to a real fantasy movie, so that was something. Then came LotR and I went to see each movie at least three times.
Clearlyhere
2024-08-23 14:42:23 +0000 UTCbe nice or be quiet!
ella
2024-08-23 13:02:50 +0000 UTCSingle most unnerving decision in this movie might be the look of the letters in the carving on the headstone. There was a lot of challenging stuff here but that was really something
Rad Rodge
2024-08-23 05:32:58 +0000 UTCI think this maintains more fun as an ep to listen to than 2 Croc 2 Dund though, the fellas just plain have more to react to in this
Rad Rodge
2024-08-23 05:24:19 +0000 UTCI have looked it up in the past, it does seem like a cool place
Rad Rodge
2024-08-23 05:22:32 +0000 UTCI’m so sad that this movie stinks, because Irons is just as fuckin volcanic as I was hoping he would be
Rad Rodge
2024-08-23 05:21:55 +0000 UTCDavid's description of D&D makes me want to not play D&D.
The Real Kal-El
2024-08-23 00:06:32 +0000 UTCWho are your guys? (Dnd characters)
Ashley Schoenfeld
2024-08-22 19:50:22 +0000 UTCThrilling lunch saga, great work folks
Sam
2024-08-22 18:09:57 +0000 UTCTwo episodes in, and this is already a disaster. Should’ve done Pulp Heroes. This is a bunch of movies nobody is willing to watch.
I told Doctor Hall My Butt Hurt. He Told Me To Bend Down, Stuck His Finger In My Asscunt, and said “You Got A Wart”.
2024-08-22 18:08:30 +0000 UTCJeremy Irons bought a CASTLE here in Ireland in the late 90s. I'm guessing the cost of doing it up influenced a lot of his choices
Ruairi Carroll
2024-08-22 15:54:13 +0000 UTCLittle Man was the movie my grandma took me to thinking it was a children’s movie. This happened 10 years before to my older brother too but she took him to Child’s Play
Austin McDougle
2024-08-22 13:20:47 +0000 UTCChicken burrito...
Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)
2024-08-22 12:42:01 +0000 UTCThe dragon CGI reminds me of the video Rush would play during live performances of "One Little Victory"
Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)
2024-08-22 12:41:33 +0000 UTCI thought they would reveal at the end of the episode that they’ve been rping as each other the whole time! Bu then I remembered that this is no bits podcast!
Eddie V
2024-08-22 10:44:28 +0000 UTCI got like 7 mins into this movie and thought “life’s too short” and turned it off.
Brandon Skidmore
2024-08-22 08:26:51 +0000 UTCNot since CROCODILE DUNDEE 2 has the level of enthusiasm gone south with such haste.
Tom Lowery
2024-08-22 06:44:33 +0000 UTC"Apparently it cost money to give the actors notes." is the sickest burn i've ever heard from Griffin
Jordan B. Anderson
2024-08-22 04:41:43 +0000 UTCThey should cap this series off with a D&D one-shot.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-08-22 04:21:42 +0000 UTCThis movie's story was subpar (an absolutely baffling outcome for an intellectual property that is basically nothing but a collection of decent story premises), but the saga of the pizza order was absolutely gripping.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-08-22 04:06:10 +0000 UTCIt's like having David read the closing has gradually flipped their identities on the Patreon.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-08-22 04:02:29 +0000 UTCThis comment, like discussion of Dungeons & Dragons, is a Proustian transportation to the Early Internet.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-08-22 03:43:04 +0000 UTCI want them to buy 3 pizzas
Burke LeFauve
2024-08-22 02:25:00 +0000 UTCIt's always nice to meet another Joel.
Joel Barber
2024-08-22 00:13:02 +0000 UTCJoel club! Nice
Joel Taylor
2024-08-21 23:40:10 +0000 UTCThe Galaxy Quest tease! If they don’t want to do it as a standalone episode, they should include it in a Star Trek TNG miniseries!
MoCoSwede
2024-08-21 23:11:19 +0000 UTCThat Crystal Maze show sounds pretty incredible.
Ditmarser
2024-08-21 22:48:13 +0000 UTC“Kablam!” AND “Super Adventure Team” references before the movie even starts?? Yeah I’m in heaven.
Anthony Regina
2024-08-21 22:21:33 +0000 UTCi'm sad they didn't catch the main character committing to the quest off screen when they get sucked into a map to talk to a wraith
Will H.
2024-08-21 20:46:41 +0000 UTCWould honestly be down for a Patreon Wayans Bros series, if only to hear Marie react to the Terry Crews “Thousand Miles” scene from White Chicks
Anthony Pierre Coco
2024-08-21 18:52:42 +0000 UTCThe Decider. Coming to ION channel this Fall.
Rh
2024-08-21 18:44:41 +0000 UTCi bought it lol
Will H.
2024-08-21 16:55:18 +0000 UTCThis came out years after the Hercules and Xena TV shows. And those still look better than this movie
Rhyann Yadao
2024-08-21 16:25:23 +0000 UTCNot since the good D&D movie came out and people accidentally rented this movie, has this movie gotten so many rentals at once. The studio’s going to be baffled by this blip.
Andrew Jansson
2024-08-21 16:18:23 +0000 UTCIf you’re coming here to correct anything about what was said about the various D&D classes.. maybe.. don’t?
Bryce Hendrickson
2024-08-21 16:10:27 +0000 UTCI mean, it covers a lot more than that.
Donald W Pratt
2024-08-21 15:39:06 +0000 UTCMmmm, Battleship next. Get ready for some of the most gloriously stupid, US military masturbatory scenes of all time.
Donald W Pratt
2024-08-21 15:33:47 +0000 UTCVariant human*
John Blood
2024-08-21 14:32:31 +0000 UTCI remember seeing this movie in theaters when I was ten years old. My dad knew I liked going to the movies so he would take me to anything that seemed vaguely appropriate. I’m sure my dad was asleep by the time the opening credits were over
Fresh Dill
2024-08-21 14:16:23 +0000 UTCSouth Park is overall always getting a little better. It’s my bird’s favorite show so he has his own iPad and watches it religiously
JC
2024-08-21 13:47:24 +0000 UTCChrystal maze was amazing. It was stoned students favourite show.
David Kirk
2024-08-21 13:22:43 +0000 UTCSo this one is for David because he is probably the only one on the show who will not need it explained but D&D was the source of my first and undeniably best DAD JOKE of my dadding career. I will never out do it. So my kid is born, right, and we are in the delivery room and they are cleaning her up and she is holding my finger with her tiny hand while they clean up the missus and eventually the child is handed to me, my first child being held for the first time and it is magical and I walk over to pass it to my wife and bear in mind I had been up for nearly 48 hours at that point and was pretty gooned because it was a complex delivery and we were all pretty exhausted so that is my mental state and I pass the kiddo over and tell her "good news, i know the kid is human... because she is starting with TWO FEETS" and no one in the room gets it but I was so happy
Winson Paine
2024-08-21 13:01:02 +0000 UTCYa. 2 pizzas! Whats next? A house on the moon? They should have at least asked you first
Joel Taylor
2024-08-21 12:57:54 +0000 UTCgood to know my money covers ordering a 2nd pizza after sending it to another address 💯
Burke LeFauve
2024-08-21 12:47:34 +0000 UTCIn Britain when the TV re-ran Thunderbirds for the first time for 20 odd years in the 1990s the Tracy Island toys sold out before Xmas. Blue Peter showed you how to make your own with washing up liquid bottles and tin foil. The show was overwhelmed by requests for copies of the instruction sheet for making the model. Eventually the broadcaster stopped sending out the instruction sheets and released a recording of presenter Anthea Turner's demonstration, “Blue Peter Makes a Thunderbirds Tracy Island”, on VHS. https://youtu.be/pzo7K0JpDvI?si=GbFq0HJy45IR7hPo
David Kirk
2024-08-21 12:25:48 +0000 UTCLet me DM Baldurs Check.
Mickey Sheridan
2024-08-21 12:09:21 +0000 UTCI remember that MTV Puppet Show. Thank God someone else does as well.
Joel Barber
2024-08-21 11:26:06 +0000 UTCWhat a gift this show is
Deren Ney
2024-08-21 09:45:57 +0000 UTCFoam Axe 😭😭😭😭😭
Dude from earth
2024-08-21 05:51:17 +0000 UTCIt's a Bratz Simz Summer
Vegan Police
2024-08-21 05:35:21 +0000 UTCDavid is so baby
Vegan Police
2024-08-21 05:34:14 +0000 UTCFor anyone interested in the history of role playing games, I’ll suggest Playing at the World: A History of Simulating Wars, People, and Fantastic Adventure from Chess to Role-Playing Games by Jon Peterson. There’s also the fantasy comic DIE by Kieron Gillen and Stephanie Hans. A group of adults who were sucked into a DND-esque game world when they were teenagers go back in order to rescue the friend they’d left behind. Guest starring the Brontës and JRR Tolkien. It’s a clean 20 issues.
LS
2024-08-21 05:10:40 +0000 UTCSims describing Jeremy Irons burning a Pop-Tart is the best description I've heard in years
Storm chaser Jay
2024-08-21 05:02:28 +0000 UTCI always listen along maybe I’m alone
Dalton Johnson
2024-08-21 05:00:13 +0000 UTCDavids & Griffins
Ray
2024-08-21 04:44:17 +0000 UTCDavid playing with toys and Griffin being annoyed?!
Eddie V
2024-08-21 04:43:24 +0000 UTC“Movie starts at 35:42” is just 😘👌🏻
Dan Warnken
2024-08-21 04:38:10 +0000 UTCthis is good rock and roll Music
Jackson Bengtsson
2024-08-21 04:33:41 +0000 UTCNice work!
Paul Kranz
2024-08-21 04:13:50 +0000 UTCNailed it
Joel Taylor
2024-08-21 04:08:55 +0000 UTCFirst. I'm the first
Joel Taylor
2024-08-21 04:06:06 +0000 UTC
