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MARCH MADNESS 2024 - Day 24

Highlander moves on to the next round - but how will he fair in the Elite Eight? Will he get...EQUALIZED?

Anyway, up today - two franchises with old-school references and (sometimes) dazzling cinematography.

It's BRANAGH AS POIROT vs PULP HEROES.

With BRANAGH AS POIROT, we'd cover Kenneth Branagh's three outings as the famous Belgian detective:

Murder on the Orient Express
Death on the Nile
A Haunting in Venice

With PULP HEROES, we'd cover five films (mostly) from the 90s, when people thought this genre was gonna be a thing:

Dick Tracy
The Shadow
The Phantom
The Rocketeer
The Spirit

Who moves on to face (gulp) Happy Madison in the next round??

Comments

Conan and John Carter should be in the pulp heroes lineup

Gagortion

I need rivers of ham

Amanda's Picture Show A Go Go

He's just Ken (It's not enough)

Manish Agarwal

MARGOT MFING MARTINDALE in rocketeer

sheabobay

I voted Pulp, even though that potentially means having to talk about Frank Miller, the man who turned Batman into a brute and a facist, loves rape and misogyny as common plot elements, and totally went off the rails after 9/11, famously falling out with DC when they wouldn’t let him make a comic where Batman tortures Muslim terrorists.

CT

I’m sensing some pulp friction (Wait for applause)

Josh Harvey

They legit should do two main-feed John Carter episodes à la the Titanic episodes, how would they even finish going through the dossier before the 2-hour mark

Rad Rodge

I truly believe John Carter is too necessary of a main feed episode for that, you know what I mean, John Carter is like one of the most obligatory movies for the show full stop

Rad Rodge

Couldn’t have said it better

Rad Rodge

The Spirit is literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I remember half the theater emptying when I saw it. I look forward to the two friends having the worst possible time.

Sean Elliott

Folks I love the rocketeer but Kenny B has locked himself in a room covered wall-to-wall in ham in the Poirots, they are blank checks through and through, they are towering monuments to a Fuck It Imma Do What I Want and that's something we deserve to chew our way out of with the crü

Eric Gressman

DICK

Don Knott Steiner

NEED

Don Knott Steiner

WE

Don Knott Steiner

You sold me, I changed my vote.

Chad Perry

WE WANT DICK

Eric

You guys are alright

R. Grossman

So want to hear a three-episode series with the little grey cells.... And the eggs, the eggs are not the same, they are not acceptable... Oh dear...

Ralph

Aha! I haven't even been keeping up with that one.

Patrick McEvoy

Because Andrew Stanton was in the main bracket.

oohtruck

I didn't even think of that. Great point!

Sean McP

Aren’t tournament matches supposed to get closer as we get closer to the finals?

Sean Decker

They’re just fun movies!

Anthony Regina

PULP! PULP! PULP!

Anthony Regina

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR SONDHEIM TALK. VOTE PULP.

Sofia Car

Ppl should be voting Branagh. First one is mildly entertaining and so stupid, second one is spawned directly from hell and so stupid, third one is a masterpiece and so stupid

Ben Bequette

Slam podcasts.

Mark Haugan

Genuinely shocked by these results

Jeff Burnett

If Ernest got that close to The Equalizer, Lambert is gonna quicken Denzel's ass.

Luke Crawford

I want that Rocketeer ep so bad. What an absolute classic.

Div Whateley

Why no John Carter on Pulp Heroes? Huge miss, there. It's so good, yet so bloated. Sort of like Last Action Hero in some ways. Well, I voted PH anyway, much as I love Poirot. I just dream of hearing a The Spirit episode.

Patrick McEvoy

No love for Le Mustache?

Matthew Graham

For all those like myself who complain that they never pick the winners: if you didnt pick highlander and pulp you dont deserve to win anything

jo wa

We’ve reached the part of the bracket where all mine are losing .

Jeffy

Billy Zane's Phantom is a rollicking good time that you simply won't believe was allowed to be made

ian

I like my Blank Check miniserieses like I like my orange juice: pulp and lots of it.

Matt Grommes

This is gross, but I like it.

Robert Young

What podcast lurks in the hearts of men?

Luke Gobert

“What evil lurks in the podcasts of men?”

Peter M

Poirot is a fun franchise, with one good movie, one bad one, and then a third one that takes some interesting and slightly crazy swings. But it’s also a traditional franchise, and therefore more likely to get a revisit later, especially given her short it is. And I’m really liking these homemade ones this year, so I say Pulp Heroes.

The Mayor of Christmas

2 of the 3 Poirot movies are great and great popcorn movies don't listen to the haters.

Calahan Riley

with Stanton out yall should really throw on John Carter to Pulp Heroes

jack read

Jarvis Cocker all the way baybeee! *checks notes*

John Dog

I, too, enjoyed The Shadow more than most. Pump up the Pulp!!

Taman Eggers

Pulppity pulp pulp pulpitty pulp

Darby Dixon III

PUMP ME FULL OF PULP!!

Taman Eggers

Sky Captain would be a good fit for pulp!

Glen A. Napier

I agree but I'm a simp for The Rocketeer and enjoyed the Shadow more than most. Plus Billy Zane is in The Phantom.

FirstPet BirthStreet

THIS IS SO FUN!! 😂🗳️😻✨

sheabobay

They were always destined to discuss Dick Tracy. I was The Rocketeer, halloween '91, so that will be a bonus ep for me!

Jonathan Bryan

I want them to go full on orange juice on this feed, I want lots of pulp.

Leelee G

if not their own episodes, time must be given to the Warren Beatty/Dick Tracy TMC specials

Aaron Salzbrenner

I like my orange juice with pulp, not strychnine

Noah Mittman

Weird I was under the impression that those Branagh movies didn’t exist

CT13

Here’s my plug for the Poirot movies…while they’re not especially good (or even fine) outside of what I would say is the gentleman’s 6/7 of the first one, they are an absolute smorgasbord of people to talk about cast-wise during each commentary

Jake Yosafat

Branagh!!!!!

David Thompson

Vote Griffin's mom!

Mallori Longo

I want to Patreon in the River of Ham

Charles

If pulp heroes wins I hope they don’t push a Beatty miniseries much further out

Kevin Love Hewitt

Now this is where it gets tough for me

Adam King

Branagh please

Josh Taylor

I’m pro-pulp!

Jack R


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