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YOUR 2023 PATREON MARCH MADNESS CHAMP

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby!

OCEAN'S TAKES THE CROWN!

Get ready for lots of movie star talk, Rat Pack impressions, and juicy behind-the-scenes details about Griffin almost being in OCEAN'S 8.


Thank you to all our Patreons for making this a thrilling month of polling. We'll be seeing you in Las Vegas later this year!

Comments

Regardless of the franchise they’re bound to go off track and talk about the films a little bit.

Tony Jennaway

I like the Matt Damon story line. I like in 13 when he wears the nose! Ha! Plus woot woot Brad is eating!

Mrs. Long

But eating lays chips is a character arc

Derrek Drass

I’m here for this.

Tyler Duggan

Yeah, way too many sci-fi bros on here who don’t know how to handle losing. It will be ok, I promise.

Sam Greer

Disney’s Oceans should be a bonus Patreon episode to the Patreon episode

Raphael Esguerra

The “This is NOT normal” sticker on my Subaru Outback now refers to the Oceans movies winning March Madness.

Moah Nartinez

Boooo who cares boooo

Seth Adams

I thought BlankieCon was happening in Vegas for a minute 😔

Matthew O'Reilly

I look forward to their analysis of the crazy Julia Roberts subplot in Ocean’s 12.

Don Montrey

The irony of your comment is that these aren’t my favorite movies like you’re assuming. They’re just more entertaining commentaries.

William Evans

The international bracket is for the main feed which is available for free. The goofy miniseries bracket is behind the paywall and are not structured conversations but rather "commentaries" in which they react to the movies in real time.

Martin Schneider

Also Patreon eps are usually commentaries while they watch the movies

JB

Jesus dude, calm down. It's all for fun.

Rory Dunn

The director bracket is for main feed episodes where they go through complete filmography. The Patreon bracket is voting for a series to be covered behind the pay wall.

Rory Dunn

I don't know! It's lost!!!

J. Bailey Burcham

First of all ... You sound like a reddit troll. Second of all I only mildly enjoy the Blade Runner films. But the diversity alone and the revisit of Scott would all be worth it. You honestly think the 3 Clooney flicks are going to be enjoyable, diverse discussions? Nah.

J. Bailey Burcham

The irony of your “quote” at the end is you are doing exactly what you are criticizing others for, just you happen to “win” the vote here, so you feel justified.

Mike Dickson

To blame ‘bros’ for Oceans winning and then say something this sci-fi boy cringe is so funny

Ben Bequette

They have 2 brackets. The Korean directors were the finalists of the main feed bracket of a director they will cover later in the year. Park Chan-Wook won by one vote.... The second bracket is the Patreon feed of a miniseries they will do on the Patreon feed. Oceans movies won. They aren't doing Logan Lucky for that.

Daniel Ketchum

What happened to the Korean directors? I’m really confused about the structure of March madness

Britt B

Logan Lucky special features bonus episode?

Britt B

Not everyone interacts with them that way. Also “fun” isn’t what everyone is into these for. I watch the movie then listen to the commentary as a podcast. I don’t sync the two up.

Kevin Love Hewitt

Me too but not sarcastically

William Evans

This

Kevin Love Hewitt

The Blade Runner films are crazy overrated, especially 2049. Those commentaries (outside of Next) would be a snoozefest in practice too. Once again people confusing “my personal favorite movies” with “fun commentaries that I would actually want to listen to”.

William Evans

Oh no, where did we put it?

Tyler

I AM WILLING TO BE THE GUEST ON OCEANS ELEVEN (2001). IM A NOBODY BUT I CAN TALK ABOUT THAT MOVIE FOREVER 😂

ALYSSA

😴

Sarah Palmer

gg

Bairbre

Ben better be eating the entire time.

Conor Beales

Wrong kid died

Roberto Stadthagen

If you took all the best moments from all the Oceans movies and spliced them together into a bro Frankenstein’s monster, you would still have a film unworthy of mention in the same conversation with the lesser Blade Runner film.

Benjamin

This is essentially 2016 all over again. Guess I’ll have more free time. Too many bros on here.

Benjamin

dick could have defeated the whales trilogy, but not the whole ocean(s)

MB

So long, Tricky Dick!

Austin McDougle

Also.... If they were only covering things we are fans of it wouldn't be the podcast we know and love.

J. Bailey Burcham

But you love the 6 Ocean's films that are ALL THE SAME?!

J. Bailey Burcham

Okay but now I’m waiting on the Whale(s) series.

Kawaiidebu

RIP Dick

JFox

Thank goodness. It was too close for comfort, but since I've rallied against PKD every single round, it's good to finally overcome that slog.

Max

Hot take but I’m there with you.

Matt

Not a fan of any cut of that movie.

Tyler Duggan

Me too, goddamn.

Tyler Duggan

Results like this remind me why I don't feel at home in this world anymore. Instead 2 masterpieces and 4 very interesting movies, we get 2 well-made, entertaining movies, 2 ok movies and a movie so painfully boring I am still shocked it spawned a remake. I'm sure they'll make it interesting but still, WHY (screamed while shaking fists against the heavens)???

donald stead

I'll enjoy this because, hey they do a great job but damn if this is disappointing. I would have enjoyed the commentary for Scanner Darkly also its been awhile since I've seen the Adjustment Bureau.

Chris Radicone

Dicks out for Dick

Alexander Parker

I did not. I realised watching that Rick & Morty episode that heist might be my least favourite movie genre, I never watch them.

HappyCroc

I mean… I feel like they pretty clearly cover the why in the film. Did you see it? It’s… pretty durn good. No Secret of the Ooze, but what is?

Tyler Duggan

Cowardliness

Sam A. Sipe

Please still do Hellraiser one day. Ben will be so excited about all the chains!

John Szolscek

Oh that would make (movie producer) sense, good call

HappyCroc

I WANT THE LAST CHECK I WRITE TO BOUNCE, BABY!!!!!!

Drew B Hall

Yeah I don't hate the main feed results, just wasn't my preference.

Michael Kolodziej

These are ultimate hangout movies. Perfect for commentaries.

Cory Gard

Warner Bros past handling of franchises would lead to my assumption they expected a guaranteed sequel trilogy to make it 8,9,10, right?

Jeremy Costa

Please add Logan Lucky to the lineup

Jack Barr

This was my last chance to make a Dick joke, and I blew it.

HappyCroc

Glad we get to talk about Brad Pitt eating different foods on screen instead of BLADE RUNNER

Colin

I guess we’ll get a lot of stories of George and Brad’s wacky on-set pranks and antics…

CT13

Wow, that is a truly horrible Photoshop job for the Ocean's 8 poster. Also, why 8? It makes no sense, the series has gone 11, 11, 12, 13, 8. It's deeply unsatisfying.

HappyCroc

Hahhahahahahaaaa Dick-Heads

RJ Burchatz

Patreon is a bit rubbish, but I'm happy with Park on main. Really glad we didn't end up with an English language director.

HappyCroc

And the Dick went down!

Alethia St. Joan

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Manish Agarwal

Feel the Bern(ie Mac)

Raphael Esguerra

Scream losing was the only one that hurt for me.

Daniel Willey

And in honor of the Ocean's films winning, Ben should plan a heist to steal the Bambino

Nate Shu

I cannot believe we’re not watching blade runner you guys shame shame shame

Non è un problema per noi

I'm disappointed by both the main feed and Patreon results, but I'm glad there are people who are happy. I'll continue my Patreon membership to support the content and joy you've provided especially over the last 3 years!

Michael Kolodziej

*raises martini*

Seymour Butz

Y'all are nuts for this. We just lost Blade Runner.

J. Bailey Burcham

The two friends must do a live commentary at the Bellagio, I don’t make the rules

Ryan O'Reilly

PKD was right: We live in a Black Iron Prison.

Gerry Canavan

Lame AF. I must be missing something here for these to be the winner. I love whatever Griffin & David do, but this wasn't what I expected to happen. 🤣

Frog Dimples (Jesse)

A little more conversation, a little less action!

Kevin Kuenn

I'm looking forward to anything the Two Friends do but I wanted PKD so baaaaad.

Beardmask

Hooray! Blank Check Crew is gonna cover my favorite movie!

JS

I've watched all of these modern movies an unknown number of times and am so excited!

Dennis Quertermous


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