MARCH MADNESS 2023 - Day 20
Added 2023-03-20 16:00:06 +0000 UTCIt was close, but it seems like death finally met his match in Jackie Chan. Police Story moves on to the next round!
Up today - demonic sadists with body modifications vs. Joe Vitarelli.
It’s HELLRAISER vs. THE JELLY TRILOGY.
With HELLRAISER, we’d cover 5 films:
- Hellraiser (1987)
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
- Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
- Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
- Hellraiser (2022)
With the JELLY TRILOGY - a thing that exists and we did not make up - we would cover 3 mafia comedies that feature character actor Joe Vitarelli:
- Analyze This (1999)
- Analyze That (2002)
- Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Do you guys think Jelly would make a good Cenobite? Sound off in the comments.
JK - vote for your fave franchise:
Comments
This isn't democracy, this is sport!
Christopher Teuma
2023-03-22 20:33:30 +0000 UTC😢 really wanted to hear more about lady pinhead
Chris Hubbard
2023-03-21 23:48:01 +0000 UTCJelllllyyyyyy!
EvanEightNine !
2023-03-21 19:43:13 +0000 UTCThe fix is in
Derrek Drass
2023-03-21 19:33:10 +0000 UTCI’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Democracy simply doesn’t work.
Gerry
2023-03-21 17:04:05 +0000 UTCThis is brilliant.
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-21 16:33:53 +0000 UTCCongrats Jelly Stans, you did it.
eric english
2023-03-21 16:08:24 +0000 UTCWho's voting Hellraiser at this point? Bunch of spoilsports
Mauricio Salas
2023-03-21 15:58:41 +0000 UTCWhat da fuck
Olivia Haidar
2023-03-21 15:56:33 +0000 UTCoh my god VOTE JELLY
August Hammel
2023-03-21 15:47:43 +0000 UTCI already lost Kon, I can't lose Jelly too
Shane Hosea
2023-03-21 15:28:23 +0000 UTCLet the 2 friends cover horror you cowards!
Jackie farmer
2023-03-21 15:26:20 +0000 UTCつ ◕◕ ༽つ DAS FUCKED UP ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
Aidan
2023-03-21 15:25:17 +0000 UTCHellraiser has way more chains and therefore gets my vote.
Emily Lind
2023-03-21 15:15:22 +0000 UTCJelly is short enough that they'll do it without the vote, give me that Cenononsense! Wet skelingtons! Labored fairytale analogies! CD HEAD!
David Rollison
2023-03-21 15:11:58 +0000 UTCI literally came here to post that. These titans of cinema should join forces
Andrew Forster
2023-03-21 15:03:19 +0000 UTCcompromise solution: they cover both, alternating back and forth. Call it the Jellraiser series
Azar
2023-03-21 15:00:32 +0000 UTCJelly would be perfect given the upcoming release of his memoir, Jelly On Jelly
Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat
2023-03-21 14:56:35 +0000 UTCJelly is the most real and beautiful trilogy. It's basically qatsi trilogy 2
JT Sitko
2023-03-21 14:53:35 +0000 UTCVote for Jelly you losers
Kayleigh
2023-03-21 14:52:24 +0000 UTCJelly is dumb
Lawrence Guest
2023-03-21 14:51:57 +0000 UTCguys just do Jelly anyway
Toastman Jack
2023-03-21 14:47:22 +0000 UTCShocked jelly is losing
Dana Hamstra
2023-03-21 14:41:09 +0000 UTCDAS FUCKED UP
Lena Delaney
2023-03-21 14:38:54 +0000 UTCimagine voting against Jelly… embarrassing
Austin McDougle
2023-03-21 14:26:58 +0000 UTClooking at the numbers right now, thinkin' das fucked up. VOTE JELLY CMON
Zak Goldberger
2023-03-21 14:26:34 +0000 UTCJELLY! JELLY! JELLY!
Chet Kazalski
2023-03-21 14:26:28 +0000 UTCregardless of the victor, hell is going to be raised if y’all ain’t ready for this jelly
kyle sims
2023-03-21 14:24:58 +0000 UTCI'm in it for Hellraiser ALL THE WAY, BABY
Brendan Radigan
2023-03-21 14:22:50 +0000 UTCHELLY NOT JELLY. WOOO!
Matt Reifschneider
2023-03-21 14:20:40 +0000 UTCI’m seeing more comments pro-Jelly than not. The Hellraiser fan base is (predictably) quiet.
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-21 12:48:45 +0000 UTCHow the hell is Jelly not winning this? I am ropeable about this.
greg kerr
2023-03-21 11:55:11 +0000 UTCA half a sandwich!!! Vote jelly!!! Fuck!!!
Jack o Diamonds
2023-03-21 10:59:58 +0000 UTCWE STILL HAVE 5 HOURS TO REVIVE THE JELLY TRAIN MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE
Peter Angelinas
2023-03-21 10:03:30 +0000 UTCWobble wobble wobble
Manish Agarwal
2023-03-21 07:16:31 +0000 UTCI love the Hellraiser films, but I KNOW Jelly films will generate better discussion and episodes. Team Jelly.
Boogie
2023-03-21 06:07:56 +0000 UTCGood thing I live on the same continent. Have no problems letting the nation down😎
Joshua Ochoa
2023-03-21 05:51:35 +0000 UTCI am so disappointed in everyone not voting for Jelly!!!!!!!!!
Abigail Noy
2023-03-21 05:13:26 +0000 UTCI swear if you motherfers don’t vote for jelly you’re not only letting the nation down, you’re letting our boys down. (Marie, forky and the boss baby are included in the boys)
Alice
2023-03-21 04:02:42 +0000 UTCJELLLLLLLEEEHHH
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-21 03:17:31 +0000 UTCI literally couldn’t breathe from laughing during the March Madness update pod when they talked about Jelly. I am genuinely shocked Jelly isn’t walking away with this?!
Matthew Levell
2023-03-21 02:58:00 +0000 UTCHell yeah
Thaine Smith
2023-03-21 02:43:57 +0000 UTCA vote for Hellraiser is a vote for a discussion about Clive Barker, one of the most interesting figures in horror. And the pod hasn’t had enough horror in general.
CT
2023-03-21 02:17:04 +0000 UTCCall me peanut butter cause I need some Jelly
Kawaiidebu
2023-03-21 01:04:58 +0000 UTCI LOVE those goofy Hellraiser sex nerd demons but if they knock out our sweet sweet Jelly Man, I don’t know what I’ll do.
Teddy K
2023-03-21 00:53:54 +0000 UTCI can't believe after all this talk, Jelly could lose to some box-lovin' devil-nerds.
Andrew Jones
2023-03-21 00:33:13 +0000 UTCI just wish one of the contenders had some Robin Williams in it. I'd love to hear the guys' opinion on the man in general. I voted Jelly, but I want Helly. I'm complicated
Robert Carroll
2023-03-20 23:48:43 +0000 UTCborrrrrrrrrrring
Brynndiana Jones
2023-03-20 23:42:06 +0000 UTCDon't care, but Jelly obviously needs to be stopped.
John Paxton
2023-03-20 22:44:54 +0000 UTCHelly vs. Jelly? I only want one of those things in my belly!
Jacob Raleigh
2023-03-20 21:53:29 +0000 UTCThis is fucking weird!!! Vote jelly!!!
Alex Wolinetz
2023-03-20 21:51:22 +0000 UTCI can't believe people are voting to watch Hellraiser: Bloodline and not Analyze That
CJ Foss
2023-03-20 21:21:36 +0000 UTCJelly :(
john-kawika shelton
2023-03-20 21:00:19 +0000 UTCCome on freaks!!!
Jackie farmer
2023-03-20 20:54:05 +0000 UTCMake a new patreon for direct to video sequels. Like the Hellraisers. I will subscribe 10x
Uncle Frankie
2023-03-20 20:42:14 +0000 UTCCrystal content De Niro content Harold Ramis content Hugh Grant content Jelly art
Ben Bequette
2023-03-20 20:21:08 +0000 UTCThis is a terrible decision one has to make but in times like these, I google image search Joe Vitatelli, and my jelly lights the way.
Alex Staniloff
2023-03-20 19:36:48 +0000 UTCThe fellas doing it eventually in protest will not diminish my joy and relief in the here and now
Rad Rodge
2023-03-20 19:31:33 +0000 UTCFinally taking Jelly off the board will be the sweetest victory in either bracket
Rad Rodge
2023-03-20 19:30:03 +0000 UTCWho ever doesn’t vote for Jelly might accidentally fall on a knife seven times and then over a bridge into a river. Don’t risk it. Be safe.
masonlusk
2023-03-20 19:24:26 +0000 UTCJelly!!!!! Please Jelly!!!
Andrew Reck
2023-03-20 18:58:11 +0000 UTCButterball may be the most nefarious member of Pinhead’s court, but Jelly is the most huggable member of the mafia underworld. Seriously, we’ve been dancing around covering Analyze This/That for YEARS now, it’s time for the Jelly trilogy!
Kevan Patrick
2023-03-20 18:47:53 +0000 UTCI don’t understand how Jelly is losing. I thought we liked it when the hosts have fun!
Hunter Steffes
2023-03-20 18:46:32 +0000 UTCDat’s fucked up
Anthony Regina
2023-03-20 18:39:11 +0000 UTCWasn't expecting Hellraiser to be the horror franchise that maybe makes it to the next round hah
CT13
2023-03-20 18:16:30 +0000 UTCJELLY! Who is voting for Hellraiser over Jelly? And also how dare you
Champagne and Gummy bears
2023-03-20 18:06:15 +0000 UTCWhat kind of sadomasochist votes Hellraiser over the Jelly trilogy?
Matthew Farthing
2023-03-20 17:46:49 +0000 UTCJellraiser.
Casey Malone
2023-03-20 17:40:09 +0000 UTCButterball is the most nefarious member of Pinheads court.
Matt Reifschneider
2023-03-20 17:29:20 +0000 UTCVote Jelly because Butterball don't shake like that
Matthew Marquez
2023-03-20 17:17:02 +0000 UTCjelly
Eric
2023-03-20 17:10:55 +0000 UTCRest easy my brother, Jelly is inevitable
Jonah
2023-03-20 17:02:32 +0000 UTCLove Butterball
Nathan
2023-03-20 17:01:14 +0000 UTCIf Jelly loses what's even the point anymore!
Filip Boratyn
2023-03-20 16:57:46 +0000 UTCIsn’t Jelly in “The Firm” too?
Benjamin Neithercut
2023-03-20 16:52:53 +0000 UTCJelly Gents rise up!
Nicholas Razzante
2023-03-20 16:51:18 +0000 UTCGoing Hellraiser to keep a horror franchise in the running since it’s a genre this pod never goes too much in depth on. Sorry Jelly, I wanted you to go further.
Matthew Chmiel
2023-03-20 16:49:53 +0000 UTCWe should all agree that rather than splitting the horror vote we all agree to vote Hellraiser.
HappyCroc
2023-03-20 16:49:06 +0000 UTCJackie Chan deserves to get a pre-Police Story retrospective: The Young Master, The Fearless Hyena (my favorite that I’ve seen), Half a Loaf of Kung-fu, etc.
Jay
2023-03-20 16:48:06 +0000 UTCJellraiser?
Bill Sweet
2023-03-20 16:46:01 +0000 UTCCan we include The Firm, where Jelly plays a small but pivotal role, to make it the Jelly Quadrilogy (If Alien can do a quadrilogy, why can't Jelly)?
Collin Odell
2023-03-20 16:39:08 +0000 UTCJELLY JELLY JELLY
Joe Skonce
2023-03-20 16:38:58 +0000 UTCI will be voting against Jelly every round after the travesty that was the first round win over Apu
Willy Evans
2023-03-20 16:37:37 +0000 UTCCome on, guys. Let's get Jelly to the finish line!
Nate Shu
2023-03-20 16:36:44 +0000 UTCJelly bit is great. Hellraiser has chains tho!
George Dunne
2023-03-20 16:29:00 +0000 UTCDo it for Jelly
Andrew
2023-03-20 16:28:01 +0000 UTCIt’s time to unlock the Jellyment Configuration
JB
2023-03-20 16:26:56 +0000 UTCjelly.
Charlie
2023-03-20 16:26:30 +0000 UTCJelly or we riot
Chuck Nipper
2023-03-20 16:25:50 +0000 UTCHELLY over JELLY, baby!
Sean Sakimae
2023-03-20 16:25:08 +0000 UTCHoping Jelly wins. It would be so fun. Just pure delight from David every time he's on screen.
Kevin Rowley
2023-03-20 16:21:15 +0000 UTCCHAINS
Jon Washington
2023-03-20 16:21:12 +0000 UTCBen would have the most important takes on Hellraiser.
James Smith
2023-03-20 16:20:54 +0000 UTCMarie deserves a raise for the pic juxtaposition
Steven Thomas
2023-03-20 16:20:46 +0000 UTCPeanut Butter lobbying.
Donald W Pratt
2023-03-20 16:20:33 +0000 UTCBen vs David. Who do you love most Chequies?
Bradley Churton
2023-03-20 16:20:33 +0000 UTCTo quote myself when ordering toast for breakfast: Jelly, please.
Erich Van Dussen
2023-03-20 16:18:05 +0000 UTCHow is Jelly not 1000 votes ahead?
Geraint Thomas
2023-03-20 16:14:19 +0000 UTCToughest matchup by far
Tyler McClellan
2023-03-20 16:14:03 +0000 UTCThis is the most brutal one for me.
Alex Perry
2023-03-20 16:13:18 +0000 UTCJELLY! JELLY! JELLY!
Begemott
2023-03-20 16:12:26 +0000 UTCIf hellraiser loses I will become pinhead for real
danethemichael
2023-03-20 16:12:19 +0000 UTCIf I have to look at something so vile & disgusting it taints my soul, I'd rather it be Billy Crystal. Jelly FTW!
Matthew Kennedy
2023-03-20 16:12:14 +0000 UTCCmon give Ben all those Hellraiser chains
Lauren Damon
2023-03-20 16:12:03 +0000 UTCJELLY OR WE RIOT
Tim Turner
2023-03-20 16:11:07 +0000 UTCJellraiser
T.J.
2023-03-20 16:09:38 +0000 UTCSorry, David, but Hellraiser sounds more fun. I mean CD has to be addressed.
bigcabba
2023-03-20 16:09:19 +0000 UTCIf we'd only be doing 5 hellraiser movies that is a waste, Vote Jelly!
Sean Dooley
2023-03-20 16:08:52 +0000 UTCJ 👏🏻ELLY👏🏻
Kevin Grow
2023-03-20 16:08:10 +0000 UTC“What are you??” “Demons to some. Angels to some. Jelly to others.”
Ray Goldberg
2023-03-20 16:07:27 +0000 UTCHellraiser, please.
Gretchen Lindensmith
2023-03-20 16:07:10 +0000 UTCand the crowd goes wild for Jelly!
ULVaughn
2023-03-20 16:07:01 +0000 UTCJelly needs to win the whole damn thing
Will Redmond
2023-03-20 16:06:56 +0000 UTC[Blank Check Patreon] Me: [chanting] Jelly, Jelly Other patrons: Jelly, JELLY Chip Smith: [pounding his clipboard] JELLY, JELLY, JELLY!
Gerry Canavan
2023-03-20 16:06:32 +0000 UTCJelly because those most of the Hellraiser movies are a chore
Tom
2023-03-20 16:06:24 +0000 UTC#Jelly2023
Jason Feffer
2023-03-20 16:06:19 +0000 UTCPlaying out a delightful scenario in my head in which Jelly accidentally solves the Lament configuration.
overthebw
2023-03-20 16:06:16 +0000 UTCJelly gang rise up
ian
2023-03-20 16:06:09 +0000 UTCI love Hellraiser and I’m so god damn close to picking Jelly.
Sam Greer
2023-03-20 16:06:02 +0000 UTCDon't you DARE vote for Jelly.
Regis L
2023-03-20 16:04:37 +0000 UTChooks, chains, leather and flesh.
Javier Alcácer
2023-03-20 16:04:34 +0000 UTCWith Liberty and Jelly for All
Eggnog The Space Cadet
2023-03-20 16:04:17 +0000 UTCI don't think I've seen a single Hellraiser. Would make for an interesting series for me
Evan
2023-03-20 16:04:00 +0000 UTCJELLY GANG RISE UP
AJ Martin
2023-03-20 16:03:53 +0000 UTCButterball Nation.
Daniel A. Barron
2023-03-20 16:03:50 +0000 UTCJELLY GANG
Bobby Mageau
2023-03-20 16:03:26 +0000 UTCIf Jelly wins, I'm going to raise hell.
Patrick Orlob
2023-03-20 16:03:13 +0000 UTCJELLY 4 LYFE
Wade Hollomon
2023-03-20 16:02:51 +0000 UTCJellraiser
Joel Orr
2023-03-20 16:02:50 +0000 UTCI’m a Jelly Belly!
TV's Kevin Lanigan
2023-03-20 16:02:47 +0000 UTCJelly! Jelly! JELLY!!
Josh Darby
2023-03-20 16:02:15 +0000 UTC
