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EP.317 You Can Mate Too (1) 

This is kind of shocking. 

Are they saying I met Sahwa when I was a kid? 

That I’m the reason Sahwa turned into a masochist? 

People say the world is small, but I didn’t know it was this small. 

And to think all along, everything was engineered to put me in the Director’s chair, 

with Sahwa cooperating with the old Director from the very beginning. 

That’s way more impressive than anything I imagined. 

“I’m deeply indebted to you, Mr. Kim Jinwoo. So, after putting you on the throne, I also hope you’ll rule over me.” 

She puts it in flowery terms, 

but basically, this all happened because of a child’s prank, right? 

There’s a saying about butterfly effects, 

but this is less a ripple and more the world getting flipped upside-down. 

And she wants to be ruled? Gotta admit, that kind of unwavering taste is actually kind of reassuring. 

“You actually got one of the Three Great Erotic Items like that?” 

“The Three Great Erotic Items?” 

“Yeah. The former Director owned them: the Common Sense Alteration Device, Lucky Sukebe, and lastly, Infinite Stamina. Just one can change the fate of the world.” 

Dr. Mana’s explanation drew an involuntary gasp. 

Thinking on it, it makes sense: 

the Common Sense Device created the current world, 

and Infinite Stamina is pretty much the last safeguard against extinction in this decaying world. 

No wonder people call them the Three Great Erotic Items. 

But what could Lucky Sukebe possibly do? 

“Lucky Sukebe manipulates fate itself. It creates erotic situations for the wielder, even if it’s a stretch to do so.” 

“Isn’t that way too overpowered?” 

“The catch is, things happen regardless of the wielder’s wishes.” 

She tacked on the flaw, but honestly, I’m just jealous. 

Stuff just happens without trying? How could that not be good? 

“Look, maybe you’re fine with Infinite Stamina but most guys can only come so many times.” 

“Oh, right.” 

I was thinking from my perspective; 

for me, shooting as much as I want is no big deal, 

but for ordinary guys, Lucky Sukebe could be a curse if it keeps putting them in lewd situations. 

Before the change, it was just tripping and grabbing a boob by accident, 

or landing face-first between a girl’s thighs. 

But in the altered world if a naked girl fell from above and you penetrated, no one would even blink. 

Sex would just happen, again and again, and at that point, maybe it’s more hell than heaven. 

“And currently, Lucky Sukebe is held by the U.S. representative, Lexus.” 

“One of the legendary items, but how’d that kid get it…?” 

“Lexus is the old Director's grandson.” 

No wonder he seemed special from the start. 

With that background, everything clicks. 

Maybe even the S-class onahole runner-up joined him for the influence. 

If someone becomes Director, that pretty much means owning the world, 

and throughout history, ambitious women have always flocked to rising stars. 

Sahwa’s ambition is different, but it fits the bill. 

“Still, keeping it in the family. Gave the good stuff to his grandson.” 

“Actually, the opposite. The old Director didn’t like Lexus.” 

“Huh?” 

Why give a guy you dislike a legendary Erotic Item? 

Is it that ‘give the thing you hate’ mentality? 

My confusion prompted Sahwa to sigh and, cool as ever, explain: 

“Lexus always meant to use Erotic Items to rule the world. Complete opposite of the old Director’s philosophy.” 

Erotic Items are for lewd purposes, according to the old Director. 

Lexus wanted to abuse them. 

No wonder the Director didn’t dote on him. 

Imagine building a lewd-utopia, only for your own kin to wreck it. 

“So, the Director gave him Lucky Sukebe to force him onto the right path because it creates lewd occasions no matter what?” 

“Exactly.” 

Turns out the old man was smarter than I thought. 

If reason can’t sway you, circumstances can. 

But even that apparently didn’t work, and Sahwa doesn’t look pleased. 

If he likes sex and is the Director’s grandson, it makes sense the other executives would rally behind him. 

Though of course, the current mess is partly due to executive infighting  

but also Lexus just lacking the chops. 

“At this point, only Lexus and Mr. Kim Jinwoo are left. So I’ll devote myself to supporting you.” 

“Then I can’t just stand back. There’s no way I want that guy ruling the world. This side is way better. I like things as they are.” 

“You mean…?” 

“Yeah, I’ll be on your side. Celebrate.” 

Seemed Dr. Mana made up her mind after listening to Sahwa officially joining our side. 

That leaves three Reverse Change members left. 

We might have a majority, 

but Olivia’s condition was that all members join. 

“So, should we go persuade the next member?” 

“Sure. I’ll cheer from here. Just remember to deliver fresh semen sometimes.” 

So she won’t be coming along. 

Well, as long as she’s persuaded, she doesn’t need to follow now. 

With the European Erotic Bureau’s help, 

it shouldn’t be hard to deliver fresh semen whenever. 

Or worst case, send it as semen eggs. 

“By the way I’ve got a recommendation. Go check this place out.” 

We took Dr. Mana’s advice and rode Red to the heart of some forest. 

Is someone really living out here? 

If it were like Dr. Mana some kind of building I’d believe it. 

But out here, it’s pure wilderness. 

“Sahwa, are you sure this is it?” 

“Yes. According to Dr. Mana’s info, this is the spot.” 

“Want me to fly overhead for a sweep?” 

Red’s idea was tempting, but losing Red out here would mean being stranded. 

Better to look around first before doing anything drastic. 

‘But, this woods smells kind of…female.’ 

After so much time around women, 

even the scent in the air is recognizable to me now. 

In a forest this breezy, to have such a strong female scent… 

There must be a ton of women living here. 

Keeping guard while I walked, suddenly  

“Hff!” 

Ching! 

I drew my sword to intercept a sudden attack. 

Inspecting my surroundings, I found a stone-tipped wooden spear. 

Stone spears in the modern era? Is this an actual primitive tribe? 

Almost as if in answer to my thoughts, a woman emerged from the bushes, 

carrying a heavy female scent. 

“Who are you?” 

‘Is this really a primitive tribe?’ 

A skirt woven from dried grass, 

a necklace strung with animal teeth. 

Nothing else definitely primitive. 

Her gaze traveled up and down our group, sizing us up warily. 

“We’re here on Dr. Mana’s recommendation.” 

“!” 

At Dr. Mana’s name, her face changed. 

So she’s the fifth member of Reverse Change? 

She narrowed her eyes and, making a hand signal, the presence of others nearby disappeared at once. 

“So, Dr. Mana sent you. That means no trouble. 

If she hadn’t sent you, any man would have ended up in the semen factory.” 

She’s pretty sharp. 

If she hadn’t liked us, or if Sahwa and Red weren’t with me, 

I’d have ended up getting factory’d. 

“Let me introduce myself. I’m Rau Ban, but just call me Rau.” 

“I’m Kim Jinwoo.” 

“I’m Sahwa.” 

“I’m Red!” 

We introduced ourselves, and awkward silence fell. 

Of course it’s awkward meeting strangers suddenly. Still, it’s hard to endure. 

“For now, follow me. I’ll take you to my tribe.” 

“Thanks, that’s helpful.” 

Didn’t seem like a trap. 

And we needed to go anyway. 

Best to go along quietly. 

With no objection from Sahwa or Red, we followed Rau through the woods. 

“This is our village.” 

“Oh, so this is…” 

Not just appearances this place actually feels like a primitive tribe. 

Huge tents made of animal skins, 

crude huts of wood. 

Everything was made from natural materials nothing modern at all. 

“These are my guests. No one lay a hand on them.” 

With Rau’s warning, others lowered their weapons but still watched with suspicion. 

Without Rau, would they all have mobbed us? 

‘We barely missed a bloodbath  

and not ours, but theirs.’ 

Even dozens wouldn’t have stood a chance against Sahwa and Red. 

Rau must know this; that’s probably why she kept the peace. 

She gestured for us to follow, leading us to a well-crafted tent. 

“Let’s talk inside.” 

Now it was for real. Inside, stones, wood dildos, and a heavy female scent made us stop in amazement. 

“So, what brings you here? There’s nothing for you to get from us.” 

“That’s not completely true. There’s something you’d benefit from too.” 

“What’s that supposed to mean?” 

Her suspicion deepened, but I shrugged and calmly explained: 

“Right now, only you and one other are left as Director candidates. If I win, the world stays as it is. If the other guy wins, it all changes again.” 

“......” 

“So, what do you think?” 

Rau pondered for a bit. 

Don’t trust me? Or is something else on her mind? 

After a moment, she leaned back and sighed. 

“Do you know why I hate this world?” 

“How would I know?” 

Nobody told me; we’re just meeting now. 

Rau gave a serious look and said: 

“People call this an altered world, but I don’t think it goes far enough. If you really want it to be different, you have to abandon civilization and become like beasts a true primitive tribe!” 

‘So she’s a primitivist.’ 

That’s a surprisingly popular theme. 

Modern people abandoning everything to indulge in pleasure as a wild tribe. 

Didn’t think I’d see it for real here. 

“Still, I get your point. If you’re telling the truth, joining your side makes sense.” 

“Really…!” 

“But, there’s a condition.” 

So it won’t be that easy. 

My mouth watered with anticipation, 

but Rau smiled confidently and made her demand. 

“I’d like you to give my tribe sex education. The wild, beastly kind.” 

“……That’s my specialty.” 

I’ll turn every last woman here into a beast don’t worry.