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EP.285 Is It Innocent to Screw a God? (1) 

At last, I had conquered the elven village. 

Even now, scores of elves lay beneath me and my clones, moaning wildly. 

Not a single one of them had eaten a bite of meat, yet with those enormous breasts… 

I think I can finally understand why elves consider themselves superior to humans, at least a little. 

“Ohoook♥! Ohooook♥! I get to serve Mr. Cock again today♥. I’m so happy I could go crazy♥!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

Another day begins with me screwing Melissa. 

Her huge breasts shook with my pounding hips. 

Her womb, now like a fingerprint scanner, clung so tightly to the glans that it seemed to suck me in on its own she had truly become my slave. 

‘Hmm? I feel like I’ve forgotten something.’ 

What was it? 

I feel like I forgot something seriously important. 

As I kept pounding, gripping Melissa’s big breasts, the reason I came here in the first place finally hit me. 

‘Ah, right. I came here to get a mandrake.’ 

I got so sidetracked by the elves that I ended up spending days in this forest with no contact. 

By now, the others must be looking all over for me. 

Maria’s probably so mad she’s about to explode. 

‘I’d better finish up quickly and go apologize!’ 

“Ohoook♥! Ohooook♥! Unghooot♥!” 

Thrust-thrust-thrust-thrust! 

I pistoned even harder as Maria’s wrath flashed in my mind. 

Maria’s anger is terrifying, but  

Still, how could I just leave behind this big-ass, big-tit elf sex slave right in front of me? 

Besides, I’ve made every female elf here my slave it’d be a waste to just walk away. 

So let’s at least finish with Melissa, then think about it. 

“I’m gonna cum, Melissa!” 

“Ohohooot♥! Mr. Cock’s blessing♥! I’ll receive it in my womb♥!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

With a wild cry, I filled her womb with semen. 

Every jolt of my hips made her womb swell, 

and her face bloomed with pure satisfaction. 

“Melissa, I’m stepping out for a bit.” 

“Hiik♥! Hwik♥!” 

I didn’t get a real answer, 

but I figured she understood and turned to go. 

Now I needed to think about what to do with the elves. 

Honestly, I had no idea what to do. 

The straightforward way is to just drag the elves along and leave them to Jeong Sahwa, saying I made them all my slaves. 

That would work, but Maria’s fury level would be 120 percent. 

Actually, it’d be scarier if she didn’t get angry. 

I needed to think of a way to bring all the elf sex slaves along while suppressing Maria’s anger as much as possible. 

“Good morning.” 

“Oh, Dryad.” 

As I was lost in thought, Dryad came to see me. 

With her green hair still radiant with vitality  

do all fairies give off this vibe? 

That was on my mind when Dryad smiled shyly, grabbed my hand, and led me somewhere. 

“Where are we going?” 

“You seemed to have a lot on your mind. I wanted to give you something that might help.” 

“Something helpful?” 

Led by Dryad, I arrived at a place that defied human concepts of normalcy: a colossal tree. 

An overwhelming aura of life rippled from the tree. 

Anyone could tell, even without any special knowledge: 

the World Tree. 

The being that elves cherish and revere as a mother. 

In some worlds, it’s nearly as alive and powerful as the gods themselves. 

Why does the feeling I get from this tree seem so much like what I get from Dryad? 

As this realization dawned, Dryad smiled gently. 

“Dryads are tree fairies. But I never told you exactly which tree I’m from, did I?” 

“Don’t tell me…” 

“Yes. I am the dryad of the World Tree.” 

Betrayer! 

So she’s been a big deal all along and tricked me! 

Actually, thinking back, the hints were there  

the way the elves treated Dryad so respectfully, 

even for a fairy, they went overboard. 

Now it all made perfect sense. 

If the dryad of the World Tree appeared to you, what elf would dare treat her lightly? 

If any did, their head would have been chopped off long ago to become fertilizer for the World Tree. 

‘Wait, does that mean I… slept with the World Tree?’ 

“That’s correct.” 

“Hey, stop reading my mind already.” 

At first I’d just thought of her as another fairy, 

but thinking of her as the World Tree, it was only natural she could read my thoughts. 

Is this another case of this world’s reality bending? 

This world’s already so warped, it’s making my head spin. 

“You’re worried about leaving your party hanging for so long without word, right?” 

“Nice, no need for explanations.” 

“Then, let me give you this.” 

At that moment, one of the World Tree’s many branches descended. 

At its tip hung a golden fruit. 

Dryad reached out and the fruit dropped gently into her hand, 

then she offered it to me without hesitation. 

She’s really giving me this? The fruit of the World Tree?! 

“There you go, take it.” 

“Are you really sure? I don’t feel like I deserve this.” 

“No, you absolutely deserve to be rewarded.” 

What did I even do? 

I just scattered succubus aphrodisiac into the air, 

enslaved all the female elves… 

Is that really so amazing? 

As if reading my mind, Dryad replied kindly. 

“Elves used to chop branches off the World Tree to make dildos, doing it over and over, way more than necessary.” 

“Ah…” 

No wonder they were making dildos out of its branches even on my first day here that was really standard. 

“But thanks to you, they’ve stopped all that. Now they have a real cock and won’t chop any more branches.” 

“Somehow, you and the World Tree don't quite talk the same.” 

“Well, I’m more like a parasite on the World Tree than the tree itself.” 

A parasite… 

So the World Tree has a will of its own, 

and Dryad is just clinging on, relaying its will. 

But can she just hand out its fruit like this? Shouldn’t she ask permission from the tree itself? 

“This is a reward from the World Tree personally. You really don’t need to worry.” 

“So that’s why the branch lowered itself?” 

“Exactly.” 

So I should accept it, no need to refuse. 

But how does this help with my predicament? 

“It’s simple. In order to get the World Tree’s fruit, you ‘had’ to make all the female elves sex slaves. The others should understand.” 

“You’re craftier than you look.” 

I suddenly felt a pang of guilt for planning to deceive everyone. 

… Nah, as long as it works, who cares. 

Well then, now that I have the World Tree’s fruit  

I can safely bring the elf sex slaves back with me. 

“So you’re saying those losers are all your sex slaves?” 

“Yep.” 

I tried to hide the shaking in my voice as I replied. 

As expected, the group had turned the whole forest upside down looking for me. 

Apparently, Maria searched the hardest. 

She ran to me with tears in her eyes the minute she found me, 

but when she saw the mass of elf sex-toys behind me, 

she scowled. 

If it weren’t for the World Tree’s fruit, I shudder to think what would’ve happened to me. 

“The fruit of the World Tree… So it really exists. I thought mandrake was unreal, but you’ve brought back something even more incredible.” 

Jeong Sahwa’s eyes sparkled as she eyed the glowing golden fruit I handed her. 

I hadn’t heard specifics about its effects, but  

it’s the World Tree’s fruit; surely it’s not poisoned! 

With this, I’d collected four materials for Qatar’s quest: 

Everlasting Snow Ginseng, Refined Petrified Oil, a piece of Dragon Heart, and the World Tree Fruit. 

Only one left, and then Qatar was mine. 

“To think there was an elf village so close by. As expected, you’re incredible, master.” 

“Right. Husband is always amazing.” 

Chelsea was surprised by my adventure, 

but Nanjang praised me as if it were only natural. 

If things like this only happened once or twice, I’d chalk it up to luck, 

but at this point, I’ve gotten used to it. 

Now, what could the last ingredient possibly be? 

Everlasting Snow Ginseng, Petrified Oil, Dragon Heart (partial), World Tree Fruit… 

What’s worthy to be the fifth? 

It’d better not just be my semen, right? 

“Mr. Kim, I’ll send everyone you brought back to Korea.” 

“Please do.” 

All the elf sex slaves I’d brought, 

and the mandrakes who’d followed along the way. 

I planned to ship them all off to Korea for now. 

No way I could travel around with fifty-plus sex slaves in tow. 

Even now, it’s tough; can’t add any more. 

Luckily, I have tons of clones back in Korea. 

They can just stay in my forest estate screwing my clones. 

And mandrake’s breast honey turned out to be surprisingly effective. 

Doctor Mare wanted to study it, 

so it was off to the Ero Control Bureau’s research wing. 

“Well, shall we hurry and look for the last ingredient?” 

“It’s always the last one that’s the hardest.” 

“Ain’t that the truth.” 

It’s always the things you keep putting off; 

by the time they catch up to you, it’s a giant snowball you can’t dodge. 

Still, I’ve already collected such great ingredients  

one easy one at the end should be fine, right? 

‘Well, I’m sure something good will turn up if I look.’ 

Maybe a bit optimistic, 

but honestly, with my luck, something always comes up in the end. 

It’s always worked out until now, and I trust it will in the future. 

…Or so I reproach my past self who thought that. 

It’s been a week since I set off, letting Red pick the course during our flight. 

We’d flown through almost all of Europe, 

but still couldn’t find even one decent ingredient. 

Just one more to finish and so little progress, why?! 

“Red, you’re really not sensing anything?” 

“I’m so sorry, master. I just can’t be of help.” 

No, no it’s fine. 

Thanks to you, we got elf sex slaves and the World Tree fruit, 

so you’ve been plenty helpful. 

“Master, I sense something strange up ahead!” 

“What was that?” 

Suddenly Red’s voice, urgent and tense. 

I looked straight ahead, but saw nothing unusual. 

Was it just Red’s imagination? 

Then, like passing through an invisible barrier, 

there was an unpleasant, fleeting sensation, 

and the scenery around us changed. 

“What… is this?” 

“Master, I I think we’ve entered somewhere we shouldn’t be.” 

“What do you mean, shouldn’t?” 

CRASH! 

A lightning bolt dropped just ahead of us. 

We’re in the air how does lightning hit this close by?! 

As we panicked, someone slowly descended from the sky. 

“Well, well, for humans to come here… How interesting.” 

A brilliant mane of golden hair. 

Ozone tingled in the air, electrical currents sparked around her body  

you could tell she wasn’t ordinary at a glance. 

“Well, human. Welcome to the domain of the gods. I, Zeus, welcome you.” 

She introduced herself as Zeus. 

But… why is ‘Zeus’ a woman?