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EP.270 Isn't Pirate Sex Slavery Just Common Sense? (1) 

On the way to France. 

I couldn’t just leave the Queen packed in a suitcase forever, 

so en route, I opened the suitcase to let her out. 

“What the hell did you do to me?” 

Inside the suitcase, the Queen had an eye-patch and a gag-ball, 

even her arms and legs were tied up tight. 

The fact that the King did this himself? 

The altered common-sense world really is insane. 

Anyway, I gently undid her restraints, 

and the Queen, with a lascivious look in her eyes, clung to me. 

“Master♥. I’ll serve as your bitch for life♥.” 

“Of course. That’s what you should do.” 

Like I’d return her after coming this far. 

Once she's in my clutches, 

I’ll keep fucking her until every last egg is used up  

she’d better brace herself. 

But what’s France going to be like? 

I only saw royal palaces in England so I don’t really know. 

But at least it’s said to be a country of gourmet food, 

so I can expect a good meal, right? 

“Kim Jinwoo, we've arrived at the port.” 

“Already?” 

Getting out of the limousine, the salty sea air filled my nose, 

and the cries of seagulls called from all sides. 

Suddenly, I was craving seafood. 

Maybe before departure I should grab something to eat. 

As I was stretching while gazing at the great sea, 

Jeong Sahwa, who had been on a call, raised her voice, sounding quite worked up. 

“What? The tunnel’s closed? You can’t just give that kind of notice !” 

“Something up?” 

I asked, worried by the mood. 

Jeong Sahwa, her expression unguarded, explained directly. 

“Yes, the Channel Tunnel was suddenly blocked the day before yesterday, and now our plans are scrambled.” 

“Well, that's just an accident. Nothing to do about it.” 

Not like we needed to move right this minute anyway. 

Might as well eat some seafood and consider alternative routes. 

Was there a good seafood restaurant nearby? Just then, 

it hit me this is still England. 

'…Maybe I should hold off.' 

Somehow, I felt like if I went to a local restaurant I’d end up with stargazy pie or something. 

I’d probably be safer not acting all cultured and just begging to get to France faster. 

But the tunnel’s blocked, so begging wouldn’t change a thing. 

“Let’s first check for a ship to France. If not, we can just fly.” 

“Understood. I’ll look into it right away.” 

With a polite nod, Jeong Sahwa vanished with the wind. 

Special forces background, after all big boobs, but quick on her feet. 

So what should I do in the meantime? 

Maybe get a room and have some wild sex with the girls? 

I mean, nothing beats sex for killing time when you’re bored. 

But having come all the way to the sea, just having sex feels like a waste. 

If only there was a nice beach nearby. 

‘But this is a port, not a beach.’ 

All considered, it’s an awkward spot to pass time. 

Still, if I have women, I can kill as much time as I want. 

Even outside, it's not like there’s anything we can’t do. 

“Something go wrong?” 

“The Channel Tunnel’s blocked.” 

“Hm, so nothing to do… Should we just have sex?” 

Maria and Yumi get out of the limousine, approaching me. 

So you’re thinking the same thing as me. 

You two are now perfect citizens of the altered-common-sense world. 

That’s what I was thinking, when 

Jeong Sahwa came back, shoulders slumped. 

“What’s wrong? Things not working out again? Your boobs look a little droopy from stress.” 

“There are no boats at all heading to France right now.” 

So, no ships either. 

Guess the airport is the only choice. 

Not like a boat will suddenly turn up just because we wait around here. 

As I shrugged my shoulders and was about to get in the limousine, 

someone called out to us. 

“Hey. Are you headed to France? We can take you.” 

“Uh…” 

I turned around, feeling instinctively thankful  

and saw a woman who could only be described as a pirate. 

You’d think real pirates don’t exist nowadays, 

but there she was with a pirate hat, an eyepatch, and a dazzling gold tooth. 

“We’ve got a pretty big ship. I’ll get you safely to France.” 

“No, that’s fine.” 

“Huh?” 

No reason to take unnecessary risks trusting this woman. 

There’s the fast, safe way why not use it? 

She clearly didn’t expect to be refused  

the pirate woman was flustered and at a loss. 

“Eh? No, seriously, we don’t want money. I’ll take you for free.” 

“That’s even shadier. Who takes people to France for free?” 

I don’t know much about shipping, 

but I know at least it costs as much as a plane. 

It can’t be cheap. 

“It’s not about money.” 

“Then what’s with the outfit? You look just like a pirate.” 

“…Cosplay?” 

What’s with that pause just now? 

Don’t tell me, a real pirate? 

Her wavering pupils only increased my suspicions. 

A normal person would’ve just headed for the airport, 

but I’m a ruthless altered-common-sense world citizen. 

“I’m not hiding anything ” 

“Hypnosis.” 

Snap! 

I flicked my fingers and the pirate woman instantly slipped into a trance. 

Having gained permanent hypnotic abilities via the medal, 

it was time to put them to use. 

Let’s discover the truth. 

“Hey. What’s your name?” 

“My name is Anne Bonny.” 

“What’s your purpose in getting us on your ship?” 

“To sell men who can get erections in France. We needed decoy guests.” 

A human trafficker? 

Never thought I’d meet a criminal like this. 

And the Queen of England is here too. 

A Queen whose self-esteem is in the gutter since she couldn’t resolve the spy incident last time. 

“Thank you, master. Thanks to you, the justice of England will be restored.” 

“Hang on a sec.” 

I calmed the Queen and continued the questioning. 

“So, where’s your ship now?” 

“In a cave connected to the open sea a bit away from here.” 

Despite her outfit, she’s got a cunning side. 

Hiding a ship in a place like that impressive. 

But now that she’s under my power, everything’s out in the open. 

“Good. Take us there now.” 

“Yes, understood.” 

The female pirate obeyed my command, 

and I took Nami along as escort, plus the Queen, to the criminal lair. 

There, countless men locked in iron cages cast desperate eyes at us for help. 

So this is how they sold men. 

“Oooh, boss, you finally brought the bait?” 

“Hey, idiot. You don’t say that out loud! What if the bait runs off?” 

These idiots really are idiots. 

If I’d really just come here to be a decoy, 

I would have bolted the moment I heard that. 

But not only did we not run away, 

their boss didn’t react at all, 

which finally seemed odd and made their eyes go cold. 

“What did you do to the boss?” 

“Speak up! Or we’ll feed you to the fish…!” 

Snap! 

A finger flick erased all resistance from the criminals. 

Hypnosis really is the ultimate convenience. 

One flick, and it’s all solved. 

No wonder the Hypnosis Cult conquered Europe. 

“Let all the men go.” 

“Yes, understood.” 

The criminals moved around in a mechanical monotone. 

And apparently, there were even more one by one, others climbed down off the ship, 

and soon about forty people began releasing the men. 

“Aaaah!” 

“Thank you! Thank you so much!” 

“You can suck my cock if you want.” 

Everything was fine except that last part. 

I glared coldly, and only then did they come to their senses and scatter. 

Right. Next time, don’t get caught by bad women. 

Find a good woman and have lots of sex, okay? 

So, what should I do with these criminals? 

Maybe I’ll just dump them all on the Queen it’s a hassle, after all. 

“What do you want to do with them?” 

“We’ll obey your decision, master. Selling precious resources like men is unforgivable, but after seeing your strength, we’ll let you decide.” 

You’ll follow my decision? 

Not how I thought this would go, but 

actually, it’s not a bad proposal. 

As I mulled it over, a good idea struck me. 

“Ugh♥! Ooook♥! I’m cumming♥!” 

Pshuut! Pshut! Pshuut! 

Anne Bonny, the pirate captain, couldn’t withstand my thrusting and came hard. 

Once a criminal dealing in human trafficking, 

now, under my hypnosis, she’d become a true pirate. 

She was now part of a sow-pig pirate crew, obeying orders for cock and cum. 

“So, Bonny. How’s my cock?” 

“It’s the best♥! Bigger than the entire ocean!♥” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

Anne Bonny, her belly swollen with cum, bounced excitedly on the deck. 

You don’t really deserve a cock like mine, but 

since your tits are so big, I’ll make an exception. 

I choked her from behind as I pounded her, 

and bestial, wild moans poured out. 

“Ook♥! Ugh♥! Ughhh♥!” 

“A toast to the new captain!” 

“To the captain!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

Meanwhile, the crew didn’t care if their captain was being bred  

they just partied, filling beer mugs with cum. 

For the record, their own bellies were all swollen full-term, 

and some were still being fucked by my clones. 

But everyone seemed happy, so I was satisfied. 

“Congratulations, first mate! It must be nice being the captain’s woman.” 

“Of course♥! Being a man like this’s woman is worth more than all the riches in the world♥!” 

“Here, drink some more cum.” 

“Mm♥! Mm♥!” 

A crew member forced a beer mug to Anne Bonny’s lips, making her drink cum. 

Bonny gulped it down heartily, clearly not hating it at all. 

Even through my pounding, she missed not a drop. 

“Buuuuurp♥!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

She burped loud and hard, and squirted at the same time. 

Getting bred while belching cum no matter how insane this world is, 

Anne Bonny, you’re the only one who could pull this off. 

I pulled my cock out in one stroke, and she collapsed on the spot. 

A crew member insisted she not pass out here, 

slapped a mug to Bonny’s pussy, and spanked her ass. 

“Oook♥!” 

Viewwwwwut! Viewwwwut! 

Anne Bonny spouted cum like a water cooler. 

Yet she stopped with the mug only half full, keeping the rest for herself. 

“Haah…♥. Haah…♥. This cum is all mine♥.” 

“Come on, share some with the crew. But whatever, I’ve had plenty so I’ll head back.” 

The crew member grumbled but sipped at the cum and went back to the others. 

Anne Bonny then stood before me, 

smiling lewdly as she gazed at me. 

“So, Captain, is sex at sea good too?” 

“Yeah. It’s fresher than I expected.” 

They say too much sea breeze makes the skin sticky, 

but if you’re having sex, sweat makes you sticky anyway, so who cares. 

And the environment really does amp up the mood. 

Maybe I’ll try this with the others later too. 

“It’s just a short trip to France, but I’ll make sure you get there, Captain.” 

Anne Bonny, caressing her cum-filled belly, 

now smiled with such pure joy, you’d never know she’d been selling men just minutes earlier. 

If she gets another chance, 

I hope she quits awful things like that and just lives begging for cum. 

“Captain… No, first mate! They’re coming up ahead!” 

“Who?” 

“Looks like we wandered into another crew’s territory.” 

“Another territory, huh. So there’re other criminals on the high seas.” 

Looking through the telescope to check, 

I saw a pirate ship much like Bonny’s on the horizon. 

“That’s…” 

“That’s Mary’s pirate ship. That vicious bitch… She probably reeks of cunt.” 

Huh, guess that counts as an insult in this world. 

Feels like the first time I’ve heard altered-common-sense world cursing. 

The other ship seemed to have spotted us  

with a speed like it had an outboard motor, it quickly closed in. 

Soon, they were pulling alongside our ship and starting to board one by one. 

“The smell of cum is overwhelming here. Why don’t we take some for ourselves?” 

“How dare you board our ship. You’ll pay for this, Mary!” 

So that’s Mary? 

She looks like a tough chick, but her weakness might be her ass… 

Then there’s only one thing for me to do. 

Together with Anne Bonny, I’ll fuck that woman too.