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EP.253 Training Martial Arts Like Crazy (2) 

A hellish pit of hot sand lay before my eyes. 

Was I really supposed to stick my cock in there? 

What if sand got into my urethra! 

I glared at Jin Mei in disbelief, 

but she just tilted her head as if nothing was wrong. 

‘So I’m the only sane one here.’ 

No point in arguing. 

I was the one who needed this, so I couldn’t refuse. 

I even thought about using a condom, 

but then imagined it melting and sticking to me from the heat. 

Guess I had no choice. 

So I took off my pants and thrust my cock into the scorching sand. 

“Hhng! Hhng! Hhng!” 

My cock pushed through the soft sand. 

It was hot enough to be used in cooking, 

but not so hot it was unbearable  

more like the sting of a really hot bath. 

Still, it wasn’t pleasant, 

so I quickly pulled out. 

I must have repeated this hundreds, even thousands of times. 

My cock felt harder than usual was it my imagination? 

“It’s not your imagination. This is training to increase your cock’s hardness.” 

“Huh, really?” 

“Of course. Your cock is proof.” 

Sure enough, when I touched it, it felt harder. 

What used to be a soft stick was now like an iron club. 

“But does my cock really need to be this hard?” 

“Ahem! It’s essential preparation for martial arts!” 

She said this while supporting her breasts with her arms, which made her sound more convincing. 

With nothing else to do, I kept thrusting into the sand, 

being careful not to touch the hottest parts. 

After about ten thousand thrusts, Jin Mei finally said it was over. 

“Really done?” 

“Really! Now let’s check your cock.” 

She stroked my cock lightly. 

There was a faint pleasure, 

but not enough to make me cum. 

After a few strokes, she let go and smiled in satisfaction. 

“Good. Your cock has attained the essence of Diamond Body. Very good.” 

“Diamond Body?” 

I knew what that was  

a martial art that makes you incredibly tough. 

And now it was applied to my cock? 

It was definitely harder than before, but to call it Diamond Body… 

“But did you still feel pleasure when I touched it?” 

“Of course.” 

“Good. The sensitivity’s intact. Excellent!” 

Was she using my body for experiments? 

Still, nothing bad happened. 

If anything, it was good now my cock wouldn’t break by accident. 

Not that I planned to use it as a hammer. 

“But can it go back to normal?” 

“Sure. Once you master martial arts, you can change it at will.” 

So until then, I’d have to live with an iron cock. 

I tapped it a few times. 

Clang! Clang! 

It sounded like metal, not flesh. 

I could probably use it as a hammer if I wanted. 

“Now that your cock is done, let’s work on your fingers.” 

“Fingers?” 

Fingers after cock? 

That seemed out of order, but I followed her. 

She took me to a small pond full of fish. 

The fish were so thin and white, they looked more like sticks than animals, 

but the black dots at the front showed they were fish. 

“So what do I do here?” 

“Catch those fish. But don’t let your fingers touch each other.” 

“What?” 

They looked so slippery, it would be hard to catch even one with both hands together, 

let alone with fingers spread apart. 

I tried as instructed, but 

the fish slipped through my fingers every time. 

Was she just trying to mess with me? 

“How am I supposed to catch them?” 

“You can’t like that. You have to use internal energy.” 

Use internal energy? 

Shouldn’t she teach me how to use it first? 

But Jin Mei just yawned and said it wasn’t her problem. 

“Sorry, but I can’t teach you that. I could use it since I was a kid.” 

So she was a genius who didn’t know the basics. 

Should I hit her? Even the gentleman in me wanted to. 

But I decided to focus on the challenge at hand. 

‘Internal energy… what is it?’ 

Surely she didn’t mean gambling. 

I glanced at Jin Mei, 

and she sighed as if reading my mind. 

“Listen. Internal energy is basically the power of life. You circulate and train it through breathing.” 

“Life, breathing…” 

Living things breathe to survive. 

Even plants draw in gases to live. 

To live is to breathe, and breathing is proof of life. 

As I pondered this, I remembered 

the immense vitality I’d felt when I gained infinite stamina. 

Maybe I could use that to manipulate internal energy. 

‘Let’s try.’ 

I sat cross-legged and focused on the life force inside me  

something overflowing from my lower abdomen, even lower, my testicles. 

Was this my life force, my internal energy? 

“Oh, you’ve realized something.” 

Jin Mei, watching, seemed to notice, 

and looked at me with interest. 

Ignoring her, I dipped my fingers, now filled with internal energy, into the pond. 

There was a strange sensation. 

When I lifted my arm, 

not only did I pull up fish, but the water itself seemed to come up in a solid shape. 

The fish swam as if nothing was wrong, 

and as I watched, I realized I’d cleared Jin Mei’s challenge. 

“How about that? Not bad, right?” 

“Not bad. But that’s just the basics the first thing you need to do to learn martial arts.” 

Her praise was stingy, but she was right. 

I’d only just started there was a mountain left to learn. 

Jin Mei immediately gave me the next challenge. 

“Now, masturbate with what you’re holding.” 

“…What?” 

“Masturbate. Use what you’re holding like an onahole.” 

Her words froze me. 

I was holding a jelly-like mass of water with fish swimming inside. 

The thought of sticking my cock in there was revolting. 

“Are you serious?” 

“Of course. You have to maintain it even at the peak of pleasure to truly master it.” 

It made sense, but also sounded like nonsense. 

Still, if I lost focus for even a moment, I’d fail in a real fight. 

And my opponent was Saoling, a true martial artist. 

‘But still, this is too much.’ 

It was shaped like an onahole, 

but there were live, wriggling fish inside. 

Only a true pervert would want to fuck that. 

But arguing wouldn’t change anything, so I did as I was told. 

“Hm?” 

The moment the fish onahole wrapped around my cock, 

a jolt shot up my spine. 

It felt completely different from what I expected  

each wriggling fish felt like a fold. 

The disgust I’d felt melted away, 

and I looked at the fish with curiosity. 

“Sss, maybe it needs more.” 

It was good, but there was still too much water. 

If I used mostly fish, it would probably feel even better. 

So I let the fish go, gathered as many as I could, and created a new onahole. 

“Alright, let’s enjoy this.” 

Squelch. 

Even more wriggling than before. 

The sensation sent shivers through me, 

and as I moved my hand, the fish squirmed even more. 

“This could make me lose my mind.” 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

I stroked vigorously, letting out soft moans. 

It had been a while since I’d masturbated in this common sense-altering world, 

but my hand hadn’t forgotten its old glory. 

“Huff, huff.” 

Squelchsquelchsquelchsquelch! 

My breathing grew rough, my hand moving faster. 

The urge to cum rose quickly, 

the naughtiness of the situation making it come even faster. 

I sped up, my hips trembling for the final push. 

“Ugh!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

My cock, piercing through the fish onahole, spurted semen. 

The pond quickly turned milky white, 

dead fish floating to the surface. 

“Haha, what a masterpiece. You came so much you killed all the fish. But…” 

Her gaze was fixed not on my cock, 

but on the fish onahole clinging to it. 

Even after cumming, it still held its shape. 

That was enough to clear this trial. 

But what now? 

If I just let it go in the pond, it would kill the others. 

“Oh, in that case…” 

I reached into the milky water, 

and just like when I made the onahole, 

the semen and water separated easily. 

I tossed the semen aside and released the fish onahole back into the pond. 

“Perfect! Nothing to criticize!” 

Not only did I endure climax, 

but Jin Mei was especially pleased that I separated the water and semen. 

She hadn’t taught me that, 

but for some reason, it was easy to do maybe because semen is the product of life force. 

“You really have talent. How about becoming my official disciple?” 

“No thanks.” 

It wouldn’t be bad to be Jin Mei’s disciple, 

but I couldn’t stand the thought of Saoling becoming my junior. 

“Why? Don’t like me?” 

“I just don’t want Saoling as my junior.” 

“What? Pfft! You’re more interesting than I thought.” 

Jin Mei burst out laughing, 

then stopped and looked at me with the eyes of a wild beast. 

“In that case, I can’t give up. I don’t believe in strict seniority anyway. Why should someone act superior just because they became a disciple first? I hate that.” 

“So?” 

“Beat Saoling in a fight. Prove you’re above her.” 

She wasn’t just like a beast she was a beast. 

Not a lazy zoo animal, but a wild predator. 

Her gaze shifted from playful to predatory. 

“If Saoling hears this, she’ll cry. Are you sure?” 

“Yeah. And I like your tone now. That must be your true self.” 

Excited, I slipped into my natural way of speaking. 

But Jin Mei liked it, so there was no need to hide. 

“So, your answer?” 

“Let her cry. If she loses, that’s all she’s worth.” 

That suited me just fine. 

If Saoling loses, I won’t have to face her master next. 

“So, what’s next? You don’t look like you’re going to let me rest.” 

“Hmph, good. I’ll work you like a devil.” 

“Damn, that crazy woman.” 

Late at night, 

I finally finished the trials and returned to the hut. 

She’d warned me she’d work me hard, 

but this was overkill. 

Just as I was about to collapse into bed, 

naked Jin Mei opened her eyes as if she’d been waiting. 

“You’re finally here. Now for today’s last training: Yin-Yang Union.” 

Yin-Yang Union? 

I had no idea what that was, 

but my cock was already hard, my tired body suddenly full of energy.