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EP.211 Japan Final Showdown (2) 

After finishing up the aftermath, I was enjoying a breast milk shower surrounded by Tamamo and my children when two jeeps arrived with a roar. On top of the trailing jeep, Shuten-douji was hanging on, unable to fit inside due to her size. 

“Hey, dummy! Are you hurt anywhere?” 

“Jinwoo!!” 

“Master, are you alright?” 

Maria and Yumi, and even Nami, rushed over as soon as they got out of the car. I had already let them know I was safe, but it seemed they couldn’t relax until they saw me in person-their hugs were a bit tighter than usual. 

“I told you I was fine. Do you think I’d die that easily?” 

“That’s not the point! Do you know how worried I was about you?” 

My best comfort didn’t work. 

When I hugged Maria tightly, she muttered softly, “Idiot…” 

Yeah, I’m an idiot. 

An idiot whose only skill is having sex with my women. 

“You don’t seem hurt.” 

“I’m glad you look healthy.” 

“Well, a lot happened, but it’s all resolved now, so don’t worry.” 

Kagemitsu was completely conquered, and the Onmyoji clan was finished too. 

Now all that’s left is to deal with that fat bastard and the executive from the Erotic Administration Bureau in charge of him. 

But it probably won’t be as easy as I think. 

“Jeongsahwa.” 

“Yes, did you call for me?” 

Jeongsahwa approached at some point. 

She didn’t seem particularly worried after I disappeared-her face was as expressionless as ever, which was reassuring. 

“Could you help me out a bit?” 

Jeongsahwa is my handler, but unfortunately, she can’t directly help in the competition. 

Erotic Administration Bureau executives only support candidates-they can’t intervene directly, or it would undermine the meaning of the competition. 

But you can’t always stick to the rules, and sometimes you need to bend them a bit. 

When I asked her quietly, she nodded lightly. 

“Yes, I can tell you anything within my limits.” 

“Then what’s the enemy’s status?” 

“They’re on alert and have gone into defense mode because of you, Kim Jinwoo.” 

Maybe that was too obvious a question. 

If the enemy didn’t prepare when I was right at their doorstep, they’d be more than just stupid-they’d be single-celled organisms incapable of thought. 

‘Well, it doesn’t matter.’ 

If I’d picked a fight as soon as I arrived in Japan, I probably would have run back to Korea without getting anything done. 

But now I have enough forces to break through even the Erotic Administration Bureau’s defenses. 

“But Kim Jinwoo, what’s with that group that looks like gumihos over there…?” 

“Oh, they’re all my children.” 

“What?” 

A full million children between Tamamo and me. 

They’re weaker than Tamamo, but since they carry the blood of the great yokai Tamamo, their power is enough to rival most yokai. 

And my army isn’t just them. 

“Isn’t that Shuten-douji? It’s been a long time.” 

“Oh, it’s been a while, Tamamo-no-Mae!” 

Shuten-douji bowed at a 90-degree angle. 

Tamamo greeted her with a smile full of nostalgia. 

Are they acquaintances? 

“When we first met, you barely reached my knee. Now you’ve grown so much I have to look up at you.” 

“…Should I kneel?” 

Tamamo was just honestly impressed, but Shuten-douji thought she was being mocked and immediately knelt to meet her gaze. 

“What are you two doing?” 

“N-nothing. Hehe.” 

“Yeah, master, it’s nothing. Just chatting with an old acquaintance.” 

No matter how you look at it, it’s not just meeting an acquaintance-it’s like a meeting between a CEO and a new employee. 

I’ve never seen Shuten-douji act so deferentially before. 

She’s supposed to be a legendary oni-is this really okay? 

“Well, even among legends, there are levels. If I’m a local legend, Tamamo-no-Mae is a national legend.” 

I guess that makes sense. 

Tamamo was not only sealed but also strictly managed by a clan, while Shuten-douji just ruled over a yokai village. 

In terms of danger, Tamamo is higher. 

Thinking about it that way, I can understand why Shuten-douji treats Tamamo like a CEO. 

“How many times do I have to tell you it’s fine?” 

“No, I actually feel more comfortable this way.” 

“Besides, aren’t we serving the same master? You started serving him before I did, so you’re my senior.” 

“S-senior? Ugh…” 

Thud! 

Shuten-douji fell backward at the word “senior.” 

Was it really that much pressure? 

Tamamo, who had tried to approach her warmly, didn’t seem to understand the situation and looked at me with her tail standing straight up. 

“M-master, did I do something wrong?” 

“No, Tamamo, you didn’t do anything wrong. Don’t worry about it.” 

Thinking about having to fight with these people from now on- 

Is it just me, or does the future look dark? 

“Makima, how’s the research going?” 

A researcher asked cautiously, and Makima’s red eyes rolled chillingly. 

“It was so easy it was boring. Is that answer good enough?” 

“Y-yes! Of course.” 

When Makima met his gaze, he quickly left, terrified. 

Makima snorted and stood, looking into a giant glass tank. 

“How do you feel, Seiichiro?” 

A body three times the size of a human, with conical protrusions on the skin. 

Once called Japan’s national director candidate, 

now he was nothing but a monster. 

But Makima looked at the monstrous Seiichiro lovingly, saying he was even more beautiful than as a human. 

“Well then… maybe I’ll have some fun before they attack.” 

She pressed a remote, draining the liquid from the glass tank. 

The tank split open, and the monster Seiichiro emerged into the world. 

At first, he seemed unconscious, but when Makima touched him, 

his heavy eyelids slowly lifted. 

“Uhh?” 

“That’s right, Seiichiro. What do you think when you see my body?” 

Makima grabbed her voluptuous body, trying to seduce the monster. 

But Seiichiro only tilted his head, 

as if he didn’t see Makima as a sexual object. 

“Tch! I even messed with his mind, but he’s still a mother-con.” 

Realizing he wasn’t interested in her, Makima clicked her tongue. 

She’d even made his cock huge when turning him into a monster, but it didn’t move at all. 

If it got hard, it would easily be over 50 cm, 

so why wouldn’t it get hard? 

“Come on, try to get hard or something.” 

“Uhh?” 

She tried to stimulate his cock, but the monster Seiichiro just repeated dumb words, 

showing no sign of an erection. 

Was all her research for nothing? 

Makima frowned and sat down again, 

when a frantic phone call came. 

-B-big trouble, Makima! 

“What is it?” 

-A group is attacking the Erotic Administration Bureau! 

So it’s finally happening. 

Jeongsahwa, and Korea’s national director candidate, Kim Jinwoo. 

At first, she thought he’d just take a few women he liked. 

But his actions far surpassed her expectations, 

and he slowly made his presence known as if conquering Japan. 

Even Japan’s national director candidate Seiichiro could be considered defeated by him. 

What method did Jeongsahwa use to pick such a monstrous person as a candidate? 

‘If I could, I’d trade, but…’ 

Even if she wanted to, she knew no one would accept. 

Makima sighed. 

Competition was fierce in every country, 

but the strongest was still America, followed by Europe and, unexpectedly, Korea. 

At first, she thought it was nonsense, 

but seeing his actions, she understood, even if belatedly. 

‘He’s not a normal man. He really seems born for the common sense-altered world.’ 

If there’s a next national director, it’ll probably be him. 

Makima, unable to shake that suspicion, approached the mic and began a broadcast. 

“Everyone, take the provided drug. That’s an order.” 

It looked hard to approach after all. 

There were hundreds of armed guards, 

and advanced equipment left no gaps. 

If we’d approached carelessly, we’d have been riddled with bullets. 

“Master, everyone’s ready.” 

“Just give the order anytime!” 

“Sigh, why am I even here…” 

Tamamo was ready, 

Shuten-douji pounded her chest, saying she could charge in anytime, 

and the snow woman Yukina, who was dragged along against her will, was there too. 

Now I had my full force assembled. 

No matter how advanced the Erotic Administration Bureau’s technology was, 

it would be useless against these forces. 

“Kill all the men, kidnap all the women!” 

“We obey the master’s command.” 

“Come on! Let’s fight!” 

“Why do I have to listen to this guy…” 

At my command, the yokai army charged the Erotic Administration Bureau. 

Leading the charge was Shuten-douji, her red skin standing out. 

“You think you can stop Shuten-douji with just this?” 

“Everyone, follow Shuten-douji!” 

“Oooooh!” 

Ibaraki-douji followed her, 

and countless yokai from the yokai village joined in. 

They killed all the men in their own ways, 

and captured and restrained only the women. 

But the other side wasn’t easy either. 

A giant tank appeared and began shelling Shuten-douji. 

“Shuten-douji!” 

“It’s fine. Toys like that can’t hurt me anyway.” 

She was only pushed back a bit by the shelling, 

but it didn’t actually harm her. 

But with the relentless barrage, 

even Shuten-douji couldn’t advance and just kept marching in place. 

“Amazing. As expected of someone I had my eye on.” 

“Tamamo-no-Mae!” 

At that moment, Tamamo leaped high into the air, 

landed lightly on the tank, 

tapped it with her finger, and quickly moved away. 

The tank was instantly engulfed in flames and disappeared without a trace. 

Following Tamamo, my children jumped in, 

neutralizing all the advanced equipment. 

“Thank you, Tamamo-no-Mae.” 

“That’s too formal. You should call me Tamamo too.” 

“No, I couldn’t possibly.” 

Tamamo offered a hand to the battered Shuten-douji. 

Shuten-douji tried to refuse, 

but Tamamo insisted and pulled her up. 

To think she could lift the huge Shuten-douji with one hand- 

she really is a great yokai, even if she looks small. 

“This is easier than I thought.” 

“Oh, master, did you see my performance?” 

Once I confirmed it was safe, I approached. 

All the men were so mangled you could barely recognize them, 

and the women were tied up and couldn’t move. 

Maybe it was time to go inside. 

“It might be better to wait until everything’s finished.” 

“I’d feel bad leaving it all to you. I should do something too.” 

Compared to them, I’m almost powerless, 

but there must be something I can do. 

That’s what I thought, but they were so good at fighting, 

it seemed like there was nothing left for me to do. 

Maybe I shouldn’t have stepped up? 

“For Japan!” 

“W-what is this…!” 

Suddenly, with a fierce heat, 

the captured women’s bodies began to swell. 

They soon shed their human forms and transformed into hideous monsters. 

And it wasn’t just one-almost as if they’d been waiting for me, 

they all turned into monsters at once. 

“Is this a trap?” 

“Master, get behind me!” 

Tamamo hurried to protect me. 

They were monsters with not a trace of humanity left, 

so why didn’t they seem scary? 

I calmly looked at the monsters, 

and before I knew it, I was moving my Ghost Hand. 

-Screech! 

“Ugh!” 

“What is this…?” 

Suddenly, water gushed from their holes and the monsters began to shrink. 

Soon, they reverted to human form and collapsed as if fainting. 

‘Hmm, so that’s how it works.’ 

After turning the monsters back to humans, I got the hang of it. 

If you make the monsters climax, 

the drug’s effect is purged and they return to normal. 

I never thought I’d have to pleasure monsters, 

but if it’s for the future, I’ll put in the effort. 

“Alright, come at me. I never lose to women.”