A Night at the Theater (Literature)

Boom! Kapow! Another explosion. What exploded? Car? Or a bomb in the car? Candice yawned into her sleeve, trying to be discreet about it. Mallory was fixated on the screen, and Candice didn’t want to bum her out in case she actually liked what she was seeing. She didn’t want to put a damper on Movie Night.

The pair of ladies were watching ‘The Bloodening: Part 3,’ a new action flick that was generic in every way possible. Protagonist looking for revenge for his dead wife? Check. Bad guy used to be an old friend? Check. More explosions than the Fourth of July? Check, check, and triple check. Apparently word had gotten out online, as Candice and Mallory were two of maybe five or six audience members total. Both girls wanted to hang out, but neither wanted to pick the movie, so they just ended up going with the first movie they saw based on the posters outside the theater. The two were sat way up in the top row, all the way in the corner. It was Candice’s favorite spot, and Mallory exclaiming ‘Mine too!’ had so far been the highlight of the evening. Much better, at least, then all the ultra-violence on screen.

Stifling another yawn, Candice reached into the jumbo popcorn bucket they had gotten to share. As she reached in, however, she nudged Mallory’s hand with her own. Both girls quickly glanced at one another, blushing in the dark theater, and giggled. Both gestured to one another again and again for the other one to go ahead and pick some popcorn. Finally, Candice just grabbed a handful, a hearty enough handful to make Mallory giggle again.

Since the wall had come down, so to speak, Candice leaned over and whispered through a mouthful of popcorn, “Are you keeping up with what’s happening? I can’t tell who the good guys are.”

Mallory shrugged, but kept watching. “Whoever he’s shooting, I guess. Er… maybe who’s shooting back… It’s hard to keep track!” She giggled again.

Smiling back, Candice joked, “You’d think with all this action, it’d be more exciting!”

Mallory laughed, quietly. “The ads for it made me think there would be some nudity. That would make things more interesting!” She laughed again, the bright plumes of fire reflected in her big puppydog eyes.

Something about how Mallory said that that kept Candice’s eyes from drifting back to the screen. Instead, she kept looking at Mallory. Even under her slightly puffy jacket, even behind the jumbo popcorn bucket, and even under the darkness of the theater, her boobs were still mightily pronounced, positively astounding in how big they were. Candice blinked and imagined seeing them bare as she had multiple time up to that point. Snapping out of it, Candice bit her lip. Why was she thinking like this? She had just seen Mallory naked so many times, and her comment… Candice unconsciously found herself wiggling her hips. Did… did part of her *want* to see Mallory naked again? Candice was feeling a peculiar buzz… and an inkling of a crazy idea…

She leaned over to Mallory again. “We could… add our own excitement…”

Mallory finally glanced over to Candice, chewing the last of the popcorn. “Whuff?”

“Well, you were talking about how nudity would liven things up…” Candice tried to stop her hips from gently gyrating.

Mallory cocked her head, her big bight eyes wide, and swallowed. “Candice… What are you getting at?” Candice could see Mallory blush through the darkness.

Heart feeling like it had hummingbird wings, Candice just came out with it. “How about we play a game? Strip chicken?” Candice smiled, in disbelief she was actually saying this! “Every time there’s an explosion in the movie, we take off a piece of clothing. First person to not take it off, or to put something back on, loses! Loser pays for the night!” Two tickets on premiere weekend and a big bucket of popcorn? The price was going to be high indeed!

Mallory’s blush became easier to spot as she raised a hand to her mouth. “Candice?! You have to be joking! There’s… there’s *people* here…”

“All the way down there!” Candice pointed at the two or three scattered audience members several rows down from them. “They’ll never know!” She grinned wider, getting more and more excited. She held out her hand to shake. “So? Wanna play?”

Mallory took a while to answer, and Candice expected as much. To be perfectly truthful to herself, she expected Mallory to decline her offer. But Mallory seriously considered it. She really did like Candice, and she got a sense it’s what Candice really wanted to do. It’d be just between the two of them… And it’s not like seeing one another naked was anything new… though the thought did make Mallory’s heart beat faster…

Putting the emptied popcorn bucket on the ground, Mallory shook Candice’s hand. “Alright. You’re on!”

As if on cue, an explosion filled the screen.

Mallory suddenly became worried, realizing that meant she already had to lose a piece of clothing. She chose her jacket, unzipping it and sidling her shoulders out of it. She had on a white band logo t-shirt, and it almost glowed in the dark, her boobs like two moons in a midnight sky. Candice also chose her jacket, slipping out of her plum windbreaker. Both girls smiled at each other, both a little uneasy, but both aware the game had hardly begun.

Another explosion as a truck exploded, then the one beside it. Mallory looked sidelong at Candice. “Do shoes count?”

After a thought, Candice nodded. “Socks too.” She reached down to untie her sneakers as Mallory did hers, and as each girl slipped their shoes off, one more truck exploded on screen. Candice inhaled sharply as she put her bare foot on the auditorium linoleum, already feeling years of poorly-cleaned soda and popcorn butter making it sticky, and hesitated before a police chopper hovering above the chase took a dive and prompted the other sock to come off. Still, a game’s a game. Candice slipped off her second sock and tossed it away with the other, as Mallory did likewise.

But the scene wasn’t done yet. One last 4x4 was chasing the hero down, but doing so with an ill-advised trajectory towards a massive oil tank. Naturally, the screen was quickly refilled with bright orange fire. Candice’s heart began to race. Something more than shoes had to come off this time! Smiling to herself, Candice reached down to the hem of her t-shirt and slowly brought it up and over her head. Cool air wafted over her chest, her dark blue bra blending into the shadows. Once it was off and she had dropped it onto the seat next to herself, Candice glanced at Mallory and blushed. Mallory was awkwardly sidling around in her seat, unzipping her jeans’ zipper and working them down her milky thighs slowly but steadily. As the jeans came down, Candice could make out a bunny pattern on Mallory’s panties. How cute!

When Mallory had kicked her jeans the rest of the way off her calves, she looked over and shared and uneasy smile with Candice. As she settled back in her seat, Mallory flinched a bit. Only a very thin layer of fabric lay between her butt and the theater seat! She could feel the grainy pattern beneath her cheeks already! But at least if anyone looked up at them, she’d look passably normal. Candice, on the other hand, was bewildering to Mallory. She sat so casually, drinking from her soda, even though she was topless! Anyone could look up and see her cleavage so clearly! And though she sensed Candice knew this, casually moving one arm more over her torso, she still looked so eager! Mallory would kill to have that kind of confidence…

From there, the next scene was full of exposition, a twist that the hero’s family really wasn’t murdered after all that was so telegraphed Candice figured it out before the first act ended. As premier acting talents were wasted by shouting inane threats at each other for a while, Candice and Mallory kept exchanging glances and grins. Mallory was sitting bolt upright with her hands between her bare thighs, and Candice could hear her shifting around so much in her seat. Candice knew the feeling. She herself had figured she’d eventually be used to sitting half-naked, but there was no getting over it! The butterflies kept flapping around in her stomach! All it would take was one person looking her way, and their game would be discovered, but no one looked! It was their own little secret, and Candice was having a lot more fun than she could have expected!

Of course, the revelation the hero’s family was still alive eventually prompted more violence, as the wall of the building blew open. Candice was surprised how eager she was for it to happen! When it did, she stood up and her hands flew down to the front of her jeans, unfastening the button and zipping down the zipper. She was a bit too quick on the zipper, though, and paused to be sure no one below them had heard. Still lost in the world of violence, still utterly oblivious as Candice shucked her jeans all the way down her legs, standing proud in only her dark blue underwear! She glanced over at Mallory as her purple-haired bestie’s shirt traveled the final distance over her head, her bodacious boobs barely contained by her bra as they flopped out! As the shirt passed over Mallory’s head, she saw Candice looking at her and bashfully grinned. Both girls were down to just their undies!

At least, they were just down to their undies for the moment. The hero’s escape attempt led to another bright burst of fire… which in turn meant it was time to go even further!

Candice and Mallory hesitated for a second, staring at each other in nervous anticipation of what was to come. But Candice hesitated for less time. After a shared smile, Candice brought her thumbs to her panties’ waistband.

Mallory reached out to stop her. “Candice!” she hissed, her blushing clearly visible through the theater’s shadows. “We’re still… in public! Shouldn’t we… stop here?”

Candice raised her eyebrows in response. “I mean… if you wanna pay for the evening…” And at that, Candice jerked her panties down her legs. As she bent down to take them all the way off, her bubble butt was aimed at the screen, both cheeks cresting over the back of the seat in front of her. Mallory’s eyes were wide as paint cans! Anyone that glanced at the top of the theater would see Candice’s full moon! And Candice was well aware, cheekily lingering a bit longer just for that reason, knowing no one would see! Before long, Candice stood up and stepped out of her jeans and panties, kicking them to the side, proudly and completely bottomless in the theater! Her privates, her butt, out in public!

Mallory was still nervous (and flushed red!), but couldn’t help but smile from Candice’s confidence. She was still uncomfortable with this whole game, but Candice’s delivery and attitude helped. She was right: no one saw them. Mallory supposed going a little further wouldn’t hurt anyone! So after a moment, Mallory reached her hands behind her back and fiddled with her bra clasp until it snapped undone. After the straps released, Mallory held the cups over her boobs a second longer, before carefully easing them off her chest, like a dramatic reveal of her massive knockers to Candice! Even in the dark, they were just as astoundingly-big and perfectly-shaped as Candice remembered them! Candice had to sheepishly snap herself out of staring at them, as Mallory dropped her bra off to the side before nervously smiling back and hugging her arms over her boobs. Suddenly nervous herself, Candice cupped her hands over her crotch as she slowly lowered her rump back onto the theater seat…

…only for the finale to begin with the top floor of a skyscraper going up in flames!

Candice and Mallory shared a glance, breath caught. This was it, the ultimate moment! Candice’s hands flew up to her bra clasps, hesitating as she looked at Mallory. Mallory looked back, a twinge of fear in her face. She was one stitch away from being completely naked where people could see her! She wasn’t sure she really wanted to play this game anymore… but Candice was so confident! Mallory didn’t want to let Candice down. If anything… she wanted to feel as excited as her. So when Candice finally began fiddling apart her bra clasps, it became less scary for Mallory, as she hooked her thumbs over her panties’ waistband and teased them down her legs. As Mallory stepped up and out of her panties, Candice slid her shoulders out from her bra and let it fall to the floor. And with that, the two best friends stood up straight, looking at each other with bashful smiles. They were both butt naked! Candice couldn’t help but run her gaze down Mallory’s bare hourglass figure! Mallory was a bit more discreet, or at least tried to be! Bit by bit, her smile became more genuine. This wasn’t so bad! And no one was turning around to see them! Candice, on the other hand, felt her heart jackhammering almost out of her chest! It was almost dreamlike! Cold A/C over her bare skin made her shiver with delight! She and Mallory, both naked in public!

A few more floors of the skyscraper were blown out in a daring pursuit of the main villain. Though the game had seemingly reached a natural conclusion, Candice didn’t feel ready to be done quite yet. No, she still had plenty of impish energy left, and she got an idea on how to channel it! Candice looked down at the oblivious moviegoers below. “How about now,” she whispered to Mallory, “every explosion, we move a row down!”

Hearing that made Mallory instinctively hug herself and cover her naughty bits. Was being naked in public not enough?! “Candice?! I- I don’t think-“

But Candice wasn’t waiting for an answer; two explosions had happened, and she wasn’t letting the game end! So sneaking on bare-footed tiptoes, flashing lights of the film reflecting in both her glasses and across her shiny bubble butt, a buck-nude Candice crept to the end of the row, then hopped down the stairs to make her boobs jump up and down. When she turned, grinned, and beckoned for Mallory to follow, the handrail perfectly crossed over her pussy, before Candice darted into the seat nearest to the isle.

Wringing her hands, Mallory peered down the rows of seats. All the other moviegoers were still facing the screen, completely unaware of Candice’s streaking! As terrifying as the idea sounded in her head… it did sound weirdly exciting… Hands over her nipples, Mallory baby-stepped after Candice, ducking down to avoid blocking the projector. Every little motion, though, made her hyperaware that she was completely uncovered! Anyone behind her would see her bending over at them! But no one was behind her… and the people in front of her had no idea! Each step down she took, the less worried Mallory became. It *was* exciting! Fully naked, and no one would know! By the time Mallory reached Candice and crouched beside her, Mallory’s smile was just as big as hers! This was a night they wouldn’t forget, and a lot more fun than before!

As the film blasted its way to its conclusion, more and more explosions brought the butt-naked buddies further and further down the rows of seats. Mallory would always cover her boobs and pussy as she went down the stairs, but Candice would let her stuff hang out, her ample rack bouncing as she carefully hopped down the stairs! They would move down a row, hide, and giggle to themselves! Without even realizing it until they were there, the two had snuck all the way down to only two rows above the rest of the audience! Upon realizing this, before crouching down, Candice squeezed her arms together against her chest, mockingly shaking her boobies! Mallory had to hold both hands over her own mouth to not giggle and make everyone aware of them! Her heart was pounding harder than anything she had felt before! Following Candice’s example, Mallory quickly turned to shake her naked tush at the audience members before ducking down almost immediately! To be naked right behind all these people that had no idea… Mallory didn’t know if she was excited or scared stiff! Candice, on the other hand, was loving every second!

As the film drew to its conclusion, Candice and Mallory crouched down lower, as the credits scrolled along and everyone started getting up to leave. Sitting down and hunching over - not caring how cold and sticky the floor was on their cheeks! - Candice and Mallory stifled their giggles and stayed hidden, no one the wiser! Eventually, the lights came on, and the teenage usher strolled in to clean up the auditorium. Candice and Mallory had to fight so hard to not burst out in laughter, as they slunk around the auditorium and crawled between the rows, staying out of sight! They were nearly caught on multiple occasions, just barely getting their legs all the way across the aisle, or not crouching down enough to hide their bare derrieres from peeking out! As the usher left, he passed right by the row Candice and Mallory were huddled in! And he didn’t even seem to notice, powerwalking down the stairs with arms full of cleaning rags! The two girls waited with their breath held until they heard his footsteps fade entirely out the door, and they were alone…

Immediately, both girls shot up to their feet, playfully pushing each other in fits of laughter! What a night! Both their faces were bright red from the excitement! Candice was about to say something to Mallory along the lines of ‘what did I tell you,’ but stopped when she heard the pure glee in Mallory’s giggles! That was enough for Candice, who smiled and made a conscious effort not to stare too long at her naked best friend as Mallory climbed the stairs in front of her. The lights were on, and it was hard to not get caught up on the details the shadows had been masking, like how Mallory’s butt cheeks rippled when she walked like that…

But the giggling stopped when the girls climbed to the top row, to their original seats, and found… nothing but an empty popcorn bucket.

All the remaining joy in Candice’s body fell like a brick through her stomach. “Where… where are our clothes?” She looked at Mallory, but Mallory was stunned stiff, mouth agape in dread as she stared at their empty seats. After a moment, both girls set about to frantically searching the seats, including a few rows down in case their clothes had slipped down! Candice knelt down on the disgusting floor, but found nothing but candy wrappers, popcorn kernels, and sticky soda footprints! Their clothes were gone! Those weren’t cleaning rags that usher had been holding, Candice realized! He had grabbed their clothes! And now they were stuck naked!!

As Candice brushed off herself, she heard Mallory gasp. From a few rows down, Candice saw Mallory hold up a few bright white articles of clothing. Her underwear! “That’s not it, is it?” Candice called up as she jogged up to Mallory, politely averting her gaze.

Mallory shook her head as she snapped her bra back over her chest. “I looked everywhere!” Adjusting her bra to fit firmly over her chest, Mallory then hurriedly stepped into her panties and sighed. It wasn’t much, but at least she wasn’t fully nude anymore!

The same couldn’t be said to Candice. The blonde agitatedly covered herself up, the A/C cool now a bit too cold for her. “You’re sure?”

“I’m sorry…” Mallory genuinely felt bad. “We could… oh!” Mallory bent down and offered Candice the empty popcorn bucket. “Maybe we could punch holes or something in this? You could maybe… wear it…” As more she talked about it, the worse the idea was, Mallory realized.

Candice felt the same way. “Maybe if I was a size negative-six!”

Nodding, Mallory put the bucket on the ground and folded her arms, thinking, avoiding checking out Candice’s bod. “Well…” Mallory finally broke the silence. “That boy probably brought our clothes to the lost-and-found.”

Candice nodded, agreeing. “And who knows where that is?”

“Right.” Mallory hesitated before continuing, “But at least I’m not… y’know… completely naked…” Mallory couldn’t possibly blush any redder after everything that happened. “I could… go find it…”

It didn’t seem like there was any better choice, but Candice was sensitive to the thought that Mallory would go out even partially exposed and get publicly humiliated again! “I can’t ask you to do that!” Candice told her friend.

But Mallory just shook her head. “You’re naked! You can’t go outside! It’s… It’s gotta be me…”

Had she not been naked and making things awkward, Candice would have hugged her friend. “…if you’re sure.”

Of course she wasn’t, but it wasn’t like she had a choice! They had to get out of there, and no way she would send Candice out like that! So Mallory swallowed and nodded. “I’ll be back as soon as I can,” she promised. “Just… stay here, okay? You… You can count on me!” Mallory saluted Candice. Candice was halfway through mirroring the gesture when she remembered her nudity and sheepishly recovered her boobs with that arm. Chuckling nervously, Mallory took in a deep breath, then jogged down the stairs. Before she could turn and walk to the doors, though, Mallory stopped a second and gave one last wave to Candice, who gave an encouraging smile back. And then Mallory was gone, to run through the theater in only her underwear.

The absolute stark silence of the theater was unsettling to Candice, at first. Folding her arms over her A/C-hardened nipples, Candice sat back in her seat and hugged her knees. The scratchy theater-seat pattern felt especially itchy on her bare back and butt, though, so soon she was standing again, idly pacing the length of the row. She kept an ear primed for Mallory’s return, but also in case that usher came back in to hunt for the ladies missing their clothes. Back and forth down the row, back and forth, and Candice heard nothing. She was completely, utterly… alone.

How fast or slow time passed was hard to gauge. As the minutes passed by, though, Candice began to loosen up. She found herself being less attentive in listening for any noises outside. She had been moving slowly, ready to drop to a crouch in case anyone showed up, but as one minute became ten without a single sign of life outside of her own, Candice stood up taller, taking her hands off herself and letting her stuff hang out. She’d lean on the row on front of her, letting her boobs hang heavy, jumping up and down so they’d slap against her body again and again. The longer she was left alone, the more the worry became excitement again! Candice sashayed down the line of seats until she reached the stairs, then hopped up to sit on the handrail. Woo-WEE! Cold! Wiggling her hips a bit, though, Candice began sidling her way down the railing until she reached a dip and slid down to the next landing! Even COLDER! But such a unique sensation! And so Candice slid her way down the handrail, stopping and starting and feeling a freezing buzz in a line across her bare butt! Candice hung over the railing on her belly, grabbing on and swinging herself around, only to fall on the carpet and laugh, the little bristles tickling her bare skin!

It was a special kind of excitement for Candice, being naked in a place that was so obviously made for the public, yet having no one around to see her! She only got wilder as her alone-time went on! Candice streaked up and down the stairs, hopping and climbing up and down between rows of seats, sitting with her butt cheeks hanging over the backrest! She’d go back to the handrail a lot, enjoying the coolness of it more than she cared to admit! It had been fun sneaking around with Mallory, but running around and letting her private parts breathe? Candice was having a blast!

An aroused Candice leapt behind the curtain beside the screen. She wrapped herself in it for a moment, relishing the satiny feel against her body, before hopping back out in front of the screen, arms out, cheerily presenting to no one her naked body. “Ladies and gentlemen!” Candice addressed the imaginary audience. “Thank you for coming to tonight’s presentation of… My Butt!” At that, Candice thrust her hips back, smushing her butt cheeks against the cold movie screen, wiggling a bit to rub them in nice and good. Laughing to herself, Candice spun on the ball of her foot and thrust her bare derriere at the empty seats, mooning the the audience that she could practically hear cheering in her head. “Starring, My Butt! My butt butt butt, look at my butt! My big ol’ butt!” Candice shook her hips back and forth, meaty cheeks jiggling. She even rocked her hips in a small twerk to make her ass cheeks clap together. With a spank to herself, Candice guffawed, slap happy. She was having too much fun! Or could she have even more…

Grinning, Candice sprinted up the stairs, to her original seat in the corner, shivering as her bare rump reestablished contact with the grainy seat. It might take some time for Mallory to get back to her. Enough time that Candice could perhaps have a little naughty business… The thought felt like it sparked lightning in her heart. Could she really do it? Why couldn’t she? After all, no one was around, and she had all this energy built up… No one would know but her! Candice leaned back, lifting her leg onto the arm rest, spreading herself wider. Smirking and humming to herself, Candice drifted a hand lower and lower… She quietly moaned.

A noise immediately made her pull her hand away and her blood run cold. Footsteps, and a voice! But not Mallory’s voice… A couple of voices! Very carefully, Candice peeked down at the entrance, only to zoom down to the ground! A couple was coming into the theater! As the blank screen suddenly flashed a commercial for a new line of mountain bikes, Candice’s whole body felt like ice! The next showing was starting!

As Candice hugged her knees tight, she peered through the cracks between the seats. More moviegoers were coming in and filling up the auditorium. It didn’t seem like anyone had noticed her… but Candice realized in fear how that might actually be a bad thing! If no one saw her up in the top row, they might just waltz on up and see her there naked! But it wasn’t like she could announce her presence…

Candice finally remembered the empty popcorn bucket at her feet. Hurriedly but carefully, Candice reached over and grabbed it, then slowly inched her way up to slide into her seat. Crossing one leg tightly over the other, hugging the popcorn bucket to her bare chest, and sinking back as far as she could into the cushy seat, Candice could just barely hide enough of herself, or at least her most sensitive spots. If no one investigated her too much, she could pass off as just wearing skimpy clothes, blocked by the seat and bucket. Her face was still beet-red from the sudden interruption, and Candice knew she was smiling too wildly at anyone that glanced up at her, but her gambit seemed to be working, at least for the time being. No one looked twice at her, but still, so many more people were filling the auditorium that Candice felt her face only getting redder! The scariest was when a party of three walked right up to the top row! Eyes forward, Candice pushed herself even further into the seat and hugged the popcorn bucket with both arms to try and hide the fact that she wasn’t wearing any clothes! After a few tense minutes, Candice peeked and saw that the party of three had sat fairly far down the row from her, and was currently (and loudly) guffawing at some joke being passed around.

Many uncomfortable minutes passed until the lights in the auditorium dimmed and the proper previews began, the same previews in the same order as Candice had seen in the first showing. Even though it was darker, easier to hide, Candice kept a tight lock on her bucket. A middle-aged couple and a group of kids sneaking in without a parent had joined her in the top row, no one very close, but still only half a dozen seats away at the closest! Candice gently shifted the bucket to the side of her chest to hide any sideboob that might give her away. People were still filling up the auditorium, but no Mallory!

As the third preview started, Candice began to wring the edge of the popcorn bucket in worry. Mallory still wasn’t back. When did the sign say the next showing was? It was getting close to half an hour since Mallory left! Candice couldn’t hear anything from the outside hall with the previews blaring and the loud guffawers still guffawing loudly. Candice was really getting concerned. It suddenly struck her that Mallory was out there all alone in a public space, in only her underwear! Something really bad could have happened to her! Candice felt terrible! How could she have let her friend go out alone like that? I have to go find her, Candice thought to herself. I gotta make sure she’s okay!

But first came the matter of leaving the theater. Candice was still naked as a jaybird, after all, and people were still trickling into the theater. As much as Candice knew she had to get up and go, seeing all those people - and more coming! - made her hesitate every time. She would have to streak past maybe fifty people to get out the theater! But Mallory could be in trouble! Candice squirmed in her seat, looking all over the crowd and all the people up there in the top row with her. Even if she covered her front with the popcorn bucket, her butt would still be uncovered! And she’d have to get sidle past the middle-aged couple to get to the aisle! But it was a challenge she’d have to face. Her best friend needed up help! If Mallory could skateboard naked through a city for her, it was the least she could do!

When the final preview began, no other moviegoers were on their way into the auditorium. Candice gulped and uncrossed her legs. Now was her best chance! Candice hesitated a little longer, fidgeting and squirming, psyching herself up to just run out of the auditorium as fast as possible. Deep breaths… in… out… in… On that inhale, Candice shot to her feet, clutching the popcorn bucket over her chest, and began awkwardly shuffling to the stairs! The middle-aged couple saw her coming and obligingly moved their legs, only to realize the young lady headed their way was naked form head to toe! Candice blushed so hard she thought she might burst into flames as she passed right in front of the couple, her big bare ass just a foot away from their faces! The older man made a sound like the breath had been knocked out of him, as a massive shapely butt eclipsed the screen in front of him! “Sorry! Sorry!” Candice bashfully whispered as she passed, until she got to the stairs and could run!

Candice left a wake of gasps and chuckles behind her as she ran down the stairs, past more and more of the audience, as more and more people looked over and saw her streak past them! In the dark, the orange lights along the stairs kept highlighting her as she ran down the stairs, her bare bubble butt jiggling with every step! Bashfully, Candice put a hand behind herself to try and cover her butt crack, but her cheeks’ jiggling and her attempts to keep the popcorn bucket steady over her chest made sure she hid very little from the wandering eyes of the audience! What’s worse, Candice had been hoping the bucket was big enough to cover both her chest and her crotch, but she miscalculated! Her pussy was almost completely revealed! Some people in front of her turned her way, hearing the hushed clamor, and Candice could only focus forward and run faster, as the audience nearest to her got views from the front and the back! As soon as Candice dropped off the final step, she rounded the bend and sprinted down the straightaway to the door, letting the popcorn bucket roll out of her hands as she quickly pushed the door open and darted into the hall!

Squinting against the light, Candice burst through the door and jumped to her right, to behind a giant cardboard advertisement ironically not advertising ‘The Bloodening,’ but a family cartoon about a cat with a tuba career. Huddling behind the display, Candice huffed and puffed, only to realize the amount of noise she was making and stop herself. And on top of that, she wasn’t out of the woods yet, so no time to stop! She was still naked, after all, and now in a well-lit, higher-traffic part of the theater! And Mallory was somewhere in there with her…

The head of Tuba Cat was cut out so kids and family members could stick their face where Tuba Cat’s was meant to be, for pictures and whatnot. Hugging her chest and squeezing her thighs together, Candice stuck her face through said hole to look around and get her bearings. None of the moviegoers making their way around to their showings and whatnot paid her much mind, so she was in the clear for the moment! ‘The Bloodening’ was showing two auditoriums down from the end of the hall, but nothing seemed to be that way but another ‘Jazz Kitty’ cutout and horror movie showings. Unfortunately, that was the end of the hallway with far less people milling around. The other way down the hall led to the lobby, with plenty of people strolling along, and plenty of other big cardboard advertisements and cutouts.

Candice stopped and frowned down at one of those advertisements. It had something weird hanging off the back, some purple color that didn’t match the shade on the front… Wait, I know that shade! Mallory! Candice would recognize the heart shape of that panty-covered booty anywhere! Candice grinned and nearly cheered out loud before remembering herself and putting a sock in it. There she was! Now to get over to her…

It was a dangerous game Candice had to play, carefully making her way down the hall to Mallory, in plain sight of so many moviegoers. Waiting for a moment in which no one was looking right at her, Candice would crouch down - arms over her boobs - and hurriedly dart out from behind the cardboard advertisement to behind a trash bin. From the trash bin, she would dart her way to the next cardboard advertisement, checking both ways and repeating to make it further and further down the hall. It was far from a perfectly stealthy process! The trash bins rarely hid Candice’s well-endowed physique entirely, so she could never stay behind one long! Occasionally the cut-out holes in the advertisements were at weird and unexpected levels, with Candice inadvertently positioning herself with either her butt or her crotch in one of the openings! She’d quickly draw her hips in, and no one seemed to catch her accidental flashes! And sometimes there were huge gaps between hiding spots, as Candice was forced to hop past the door into another auditorium before being able to settle behind a fake potted plant for a moment! One time, Candice passed in front of the door right as it creaked open! She moved faster than she had ever moved before to get out of the way without being seen! From her spot behind a fake car advert, she could see the man looking both ways down the hall, confused as to where that naked girl had gone! When he had left and she had another quiet moment, Candice continued her way towards Mallory, who hadn’t budged from her spot behind a large ‘Remembering the Flip-Phone’ documentary advert shaped like a big cardboard cell phone.

“Psst!” Candice hissed to Mallory when she was one hiding place away, bubble butt barely covered by a palm frond. “Psst!” At first Mallory jumped in place like she had been shocked, or worse, found out! But then she glanced over her shoulder to see Candice hiding on all-fours, and a grin brightened up her face. Relieved, Candice crawled over to Mallory behind the phone, although it might have been a bad idea in retrospect; the advert was just barely wide enough as it was. The end result was Candice and Mallory hiding very close together, nearly body-to-body sardine style, boob an inch from boob.

Mallory chuckled with both awkward nerves, but also genuine concern. “What are you doing here?!” she whispered. “You’re naked!”

“I was worried about you!” The two were so close together that Candice felt Mallory’s breath on her chest and neck, and it distracted her a bit. “You’ve been gone for a long time!”

Mallory’s smile turned upside-down. She balled fists over her chest in frustration. “I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I’m just…” Mallory sounded ready to cry. “There’s… so many people!” She hit her fists on her thighs. “I’m so dumb! You needed me and I let you down!”

“Hey, hey!” Candice grabbed Mallory’s wrists, stopping her before she could get louder and draw attention to them. “It’s okay! I shouldn’t have let you go out here alone! This was my stupid idea, I should be the one to make up for it!” Candice put her hands around Mallory’s fists. “We’re a team!”

Mallory sniffled and wiped her nose before pointing out to the lobby. “Thanks… but… what are we gonna do now?”

Oh right! Candice snapped out of glancing down at Mallory’s bra and remembered their predicament. Squeezing her chest, Candice peeked ever so slightly out from behind the cell phone. “You didn’t find an office or anything?” she whispered over to Mallory.

“N-No,” Mallory responded. “I… I think it’s through the lobby…”

Of course it was. But it wasn’t like they had any other choice at this point. Candice turned to Mallory and grabbed her hands again. “Okay,” she said, “stay close to me, okay? If we stay low and quiet, we should be okay. Okay?” Mallory snapped her eyes up from Candice’s uncovered rack and quickly nodded. “Okay,” Candice said. “Let’s go.”

And so Candice, after waiting for a lull in the passing moviegoers, grabbed tight over her sensitive regions and darted to over the next advert for a road trip comedy. The crowd was still thin, and Candice was primed to dart to the trash bin… only to glance over her shoulder and see Mallory still firmly rooted behind the cell phone. Her face was red, both hands over her cleavage. Candice waved her over, not willing to chance a whispered ‘Come on!’ And though Mallory was petrified beyond all measures, seeing Candice gave her the shred of resolve she needed. If Candice could risk it while butt-naked, Mallory could do it while still in her undies! So she made the dash over, and from there, the two girls moved as one, waiting for the right moment to creep to the next form of cover, be it plant, trash bin, or gaudy advertising material.

Things got dicier as they went, however. They were nearly in the lobby, where there were less walls to hug and more open space. At the end of the hall, behind a wide trash and recycling bin, Candice and Mallory huddled up - though a polite few inches apart - planning their next move. “I don’t see an office or anything,” Mallory said over Candice’s shoulder.

“Me neither,” Candice agreed, peering through the throngs mobbing the concession stand. “Maybe it’s on the other side?”

Mallory was very audibly shivering. “M-Maybe we should wait here? For the theater to close?”

“Maybe…” Candice was looking all over for a good route to the other side of the lobby, but there just weren’t enough hiding spots. “Maybe…” Candice pointed at a photo booth at the front of the lobby. “Maybe we can hide in there? Wait for a good moment-“

“Mommy! Look! Her butt is SO big!”

Eyes wide, Candice quickly looked over her shoulder at the source of the voice. A little girl holding her mother’s hand had walked up near Candice and Mallory’s hiding spot, in the perfect spot to see Candice’s massive derriere sticking out from behind the trash receptacle.

“Lilly, it’s not nice to say things like- WHAT ON EARTH?!” The mother nearly yelled, aghast at spotting the naked blonde crouching behind the trash bin. Frowning and shaking her head, the mother covered her child’s eyes. “How shameful!”

Becoming flustered, Candice at first covered her butt with her hands, then turned around to hide it completely. She yelped then, realizing she was letting it all hang out. Covering her boobs and pussy, Candice began to back up from the mother and daughter. “No!” She cried out. “I’m sorry! It was just a game! Please don’t look!”

But in backing up, Candice accidentally bumped butt-first into Mallory, knocking her off balance and sending her rolling out from behind the trash bin. Blushing and squealing as people stopped to turn and look, Mallory hurried to her feet and hugged her chest. “Eek!”

“Mallory!” On instinct, worried about her friend, Candice ran over to be sure she was alright, only to run head-first into a young couple whose conversation was cut short by an accidental streaker! “AH!” Candice covered her front tighter, only to remember the mother still scolding her! Candice turned and covered her bubble but with both hands, only to walk right into more people! Candice kept backing up, Mallory next to her, as the crowd around them grew and grew, more and more people stopping to hoot and holler at the half-naked purple-haired girl and her bare-assed friend!

“Please!” Mallory begged as she shielded herself from the cameras of the crowd. “No pictures! Please don’t look! Candice!!”

But Candice was too stunned to answer! She was naked in front of all these strangers! Everywhere she turned, a new set of faces was jeering and pointing at her, seeing some private part of her! If she covered her front, all these people saw her butt, but letting go of anything else would just make things even worse! And so she kept turning around and around, bending low and covering herself but letting her bare bubble butt be gawked at from all angles! Mallory felt just as exposed, even in her white undies! This couldn’t have gone more poorly! Soon enough, her and Mallory were in the center of the lobby, a whole mess of people surrounding them on all sides!

They just have to run, Candice got it in her head! They needed to get out of there! But as Candice turned to run and grab Mallory, she couldn’t! Gross! She had stepped right in someone’s spilled soda! She was only stuck for the first step, but since she was already turning, her ankles crossed and Candice tripped over her own feet… right at Mallory! “WHOA!” Mallory turned around just in time to see Candice falling at her, but too late to get out of the way! Candice fell right into Mallory, bowling her over! Mallory landed hard on her stomach… but Candice landed somewhere softer! Candice had been reaching out to grab Mallory by the arm when she turned to run, but when she tripped, her hand snagged somewhere lower: Mallory’s panties!

In one fell swoop, Candice inadvertently pulled Mallory’s panties down her thighs and to her knees, revealing her best friend’s doughy backside, into which Candice landed face-first!

Neither girl realized what had happened for a moment, not until Candice tried to lift her head and the crowded surged with laughter. “Blech! Mllry!” Candice tried to pick herself up, only to slip and have her face once again buried in Mallory’s cheeks!

“Ahh! Candice! Don’t- AH!” Both girls were a tangle of limbs, and Mallory was a flustered mess! She was simultaneously trying to pick herself up, pull her panties back over her hips, and pull away from Candice, all while Candice’s muffled yells and warm gasps buzzed between her cheeks, throwing her off and making her hot! “CandIIIIuhIIIuhIIIICE!” Mallory’s hips wiggled out of reflex as she slipped again and Candice’s face again slammed into her butt, all of Candice’s attempts to call out accidentally motor-boating Mallory’s butt cheeks! “AHHH! OHH!” Mallory squealed and squeaked! And in the chaos, Mallory’s panties kept rolling further and further down her legs! The crowd was going nuts!

“Blech!” Candice was finally able to roll free of Mallory, taking a moment to undaze herself before gasping and realizing she was flat on her back, everything on display for the crowd! “AAAAH!” Candice sat up and hugged her knees in front of her chest to try and hide her boobs and crotch!

Upon feeling Candice successfully pick herself off of her, Mallory tried to do likewise, desperate to get out of that movie theater! But in her desperation, Mallory forgot about her underpants still around her knees, putting her leg too far forward and tripping! “AAHHH!” Mallory crashed forward, into the photo booth, tangled up in the curtain with her jiggling pale butt sticking out at the crowd! “NO! My butt! My butt is exposed!” Mallory kicked to try and reright herself, but her kicks just made her undies fall lower down her legs, until they might as well have been off! She was naked from the waist down, ass out to a crowd more than eager to take pictures of the occasion!

Candice shot bolt upright when she saw Mallory fall! “Mallory!” Candice hurried over and helped her friend out of the booth, only to get a great idea! Though it meant leaving her booty uncovered, Candice reached up and began pulling at the photo booth’s curtain! The way she bounced in place made her butt cheeks flounce up and down in a way that delighted the crowd, but eventually she succeeded in yanking the black curtain off the photo booth! “Mallory, here!” Candice cried out as she wrapped the fabric around her body, holding the side open towards Mallory. Though she didn’t get it at first, Mallory soon realized Candice’s plan and sidled up right next to her friend so the curtain could be wrapped around them both! Feeling Candice’s warm body press up against her side and her bare hip made Mallory gasp, but not as loudly as what she saw! “Candice! There it is!” Candice followed Mallory’s gaze and found it: next to the exit, a little green basket overfilled with clothes, ‘lost and found’ sloppily written on the side.

The two moved as quickly as they could with the curtain wrapped around both of their bodies, shuffling their feet as the crowd followed close behind! When they reached the basket, both girls bent as low as they could with the curtain wrapped so tight, and began searching for their clothes. “Come on come on come on,” they were both chanting like a mantra, hoping and praying they would find their clothes! They bent lower and lower, searching faster and faster as the crowd encircled them, still taking pictures!

The lower they bent, however, the more slack had by the curtain around them! It loosened and loosened, until the black fabric dropped from their bodies, a dramatic reveal of their bountiful behinds to the cheers and camera flashes of the audience!

Mallory stopped searching as soon as the curtain fell, standing straight and putting both hands over her butt as she crossed her legs. “C-Candice!”

While Candice was well aware of the situation, she only threw a single hand behind herself as she continued to search. “I think I found them! Right here…”

“Here!” Candice snapped Mallory out of her flustered trance by forcing a pile of her clothes at her. With their clothes retrieved, both girls took off out the exit, running naked and mostly-naked through the parking lot to Mallory’s car, where they changed before driving promptly home without another word!

Though they didn’t speak, halfway through the ride, Mallory glanced in the mirror, at Candice in the back seat pulling her shirt over her chest, and found that both of them were smiling. The night had definitely not gone according to plan, but it was certainly one they would remember! Mallory smiled wider, thinking about how they would look back on nights like this and laugh. The thought made her laugh there and then. And then Candice started laughing. By the time Mallory pulled into Candice’s driveway to drop her off, both girls were giggling like madwomen. What a night! What a terrifying, humiliating night! But at the very least, through the highs and the lows, they faced it together, and got one hell of a memory out of it! Just… hopefully none of the girls at school would hear about this!