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want to see a video that I never thought would see the light of day?

As another bonus video for 🎄🎅🎁EVERYONE🎁🎅🎄and an fml for me, I am willing to share a slam poetry parody video I did about cilantro 🤣 I filmed it like.. last year I think. I was sober I promise lmao

my question to you is... do you want to see it? 🤣

but to mentally prepare you for it, you HAVE to watch this first. If you guys watch Joe Santagato you know this, if you don't you've been missing out for the past like 8 years of your YouTube existence. This video NEVER fails to make me cry-laugh anytime I watch it. Please please watch. This was the inspiration 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT_UQqIIgjs

Comments

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my love for cilantro hahahaha

cilantro <3 in everything forever

*snap snap snap snap* they can't take this away from you Dante they can't!

😂 fuck i totally forgot about that sceneee

😂watch vote and whatever. Clever. Never have I ever. A song. What's so wrong? A blue sky extending so long, past the horizon, verizon, cellular phone.... moan. A moan a cry. Bye. Fly.. a fly on the wall of.. socieTY.

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"Some titties are circular "Some titties oblong "All titties are right "No titty is wrong"

Jamal Kareem

"self conscious? no problem... titties"

Ben

I watched. I voted. I hearted and commented. My fart is cemented, in part, to this Patreon thread. Oh the lazy undead, how they loathe all the brains they are fed. As I am. Fed up. Head up. Head over. Watch vote and whatever.

I’m picturing Jonah Hill from 22 Jump Street

Snapping my fingers already 😂😂

It's because you love cilantro so much, right? In tacos and colon cleansers and tahini dressing...yeah?

What is it about 😂😂

Any post from you that starts with "want to see a video..." Will always get a yes vote from me.

yes, duh


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