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Seaside System - Chapter 11.1

Nami watched as the blonde former marine hopped off the glittering orange cloud he was riding on and then stared gobsmacked as he pointed up…and the cloud rose high up into the sky out of sight.

"You said turning into a dragon and controlling elements," she noted, even if she didn't believe him, "What's with the clouds?"

"They're just part of being a dragon," he gave her a cheeky grin, "Dragons don't fly. They run through the air on clouds." he said as he began walking towards A...

Seaside System - Chapter 10.2

Nami sat there for a moment as the blonde red clad teenager floating on a glowing orange cloud gave a long laugh of full on hilarity at the warning she gave him.

…His laughter was kind of annoying.

"What's so funny?" she growled in annoyance.

His laughter began to fade, but even still, by time he stopped a few moments later, he was literally wiping tears of mirth from his eyes. He genuinely did find her warning him that Arlong would kill him, absolutely hilarious.

"T...

Update Schedule

Right, I promised I'd be working on systematic shinobi going forward at this point. Though, as I said earlier I still need to re-read the manga for a bit to refresh my Naruto knowledge. As it is, a few have asked me to mainly focus on Systematic Seaside while my muse is firmly on One Piece at the moment and not cut it off early and just ride it out.

I'll leave it up to you guys.

Seaside System - Chapter 10.1

Conomi Islands, the place where Nami was from was a small archipelago. It was a chain of island that contained if the map Kaden was following was anything go by, around twenty if not more communities.

'Even if each of these communities only had ten adults, with Arlong charging them a hundred thousand beri a month to live….' Kaden's thoughts trailed off as he flew towards his destination on his ever comfortable bright orange flame cloud.

That would be twenty million beri a month ...

Seaside System - Chapter 9.2

After delegating the ruling of Clock Tower Island and setting up a Den Den Mushi connection with Honey Queen and his new Prime Ministers, Kaden couldn't leave the place fast enough.

The place just rankled him.

As beautiful and as amazing as a body Honey Queen had, he couldn't see himself just living it up there. Worshipped as a king with a beautiful woman to do whatever he said? That was a dream for most teenagers.

But the vast majority of the people on that island, disguste...

Seaside System - Chapter 9.1

Kaden cast an eye at the comatose blonde woman laying beside him on the massive bed he'd commandeered.

Four days ago.

Nude as the day she was born, Honey Queen was completely out of it, literally dead to the world. A frown was on his face.

She was covered in hickeys, especially around her large breasts. Her pert ass cheeks were had two hand shaped bruises formed over them. And she was absolutely caked from head to toe in his semen, which was also leaking out of both her puss...

Update

I planned on getting a bit more done for Seaside System tonight, and already halfway through the next post for it. Sadly I wasted quite a bit of time looking into a nuisance after some peeps messaged me.

A guy by the name of Fuggman, who's got some grudge against me for giving him a 2/5 review on Royal Road like 2 years ago, has apparently been going around Royal Road servers spreading rumours about me being a paedophile because of my stories. Dunno why he's malding over a review still ...

Seaside System - Chapter 8.2

Hmm, actually, gaudy as this throne was, it was actually quite comfortable. 'Maybe I can stick it on one of my flame clouds and travel around in style?' he wondered.

It would be a whole lot less gaudy when it wasn't surrounded by all the other poker card themed shit at least. And hey, if Mihawk could sail around in a damn coffin, he could fly around on a throne.

It was only fair.

"You….!" Bear King rubbed his cheek that was already bruising from the impact of, and then sho...

Seaside System - Chapter 8.1

Kaden ended up staying the night in Logue Town. He rented out one of the best rooms in the hotel usually reserved for high ranking celebrities, royalty and other rich types, what was the point of all the money he stole if he never used it after all.

It was a total rip off though.

Two hundred and fifty thousand beri per night. A complete and utter rip off. Though, the deal for it was that those staying could order food whenever they wanted and in however amount they pleased.

...

Seaside System - Chapter 7.2

Kaden cast an eye at the man sitting at the sales desk at the far end of the room, a short man dressed in blue with a dusky skin tone and balding head, tufts of black hair jutting out from the side of his head and a stuffy red looking nose.

"Hey," Kaden called to the man as he walked over, stopping in front of the sales desk, "I'm looking to buy a few swords."

The man blinked, before grin...

Seaside System - Chapter 7.1

Marine Headquarters was in an uproar.

A cacophony of emotions ranging from disbelief, betrayal, rage, hatred, disgust and more were liberally expressed in the raised voices of all attending marines.

Commodore Brannew, a tall well built man with tanned skin and curly dark green hair currently donning a pair of sunglasses and sporting a blue shirt and pink pants slammed his hand atop the board he was standing beside, hard.

2023-08-19 17:42:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Scam Caller Fail

>When you usually have fun trolling scam callers, but this one calls you asking about your home appliances while you're mid piss and can't think of anything so you default to-

"Mate, I don't have any household appliances, I'm a caveman. If you bother me again I'm gonna bonk you over the head with my club, eat your soul and fuck your wife, got me?"

For shame.

Update

Right, well just a quick update on what my plans are going forward for the rest of this month. I'm gonna work a bit more on the One Piece story for a few more days, up to around the 20th I think. Beyond that, it's about time I got back to Systematic Shinobi, my muse was off it while I was grieving but it's been a couple months I've taken a break from it, so it's about time. On top of that, I'm wanting to get a bit more of Jordinio Version done as well, the next chapter is dealing with him has...

Seaside System - Chapter 6.2

"This is amazing!" Kaden whooped in joy ten minutes later as he soared through the sky.

Dragons did not fly like a mere bird flapping their wings.

Dragons created clouds and ran through the sky as they pleased as if it were their garden to play in.

Orange clouds glinted around his clawed hands and feet as he tore through the sky, soaring higher and higher until he broke through the clouds themselves and hung there staring up at the giant, bright moon that shone down upon him...

Seaside System - Chapter 6.1

"So this is Punk Hazard, huh?" Kaden commented to himself as he dropped from the air to land on the edge of a cliff overlooking the island, wincing as he did so.

It was a mess of a place. He'd landed on the front side of the island, which was a mess of dead trees as far as the eye could see and massive ruins of destroyed buildings that was probably the old research centre used by Vegapunk initially.

His body hurt like hell. Every moment sent a spike of pain through him. It had bee...

Seaside System - Chapter 5.2

"Halt right there!"

"Stop him!"

"The base is under siege we nee-"

The marine base of Risky Red Island was ablaze with action, shouts and violence.

Kaden D. Freeman was the main perpetrator.

After smashing down the entrance to the base, sword in hand, Kaden moved as a blur with Soru.

He cut down three marines before they even realised what was going on. It was only a drop in the bucket. There were over a hundred marines stationed at the island.

Blade f...

Seaside System - Chapter 5.1

The distance between the G5 marine base and Punk Hazard was something that could generally be crossed in a few hours by marine battle ship.

Kaden could move much faster than the standard ship when traversing through the air with Geppou.

There were two problems that came with it though that could not be understated.

One, was the simple fact that kicking off the very air itself hard enough to more or less create shock waves of pure force to act as stepping stones across the ai...

Seaside System - Chapter 4.2

That night, after he'd gained his first win over Commodore Yarisugu, Kaden was busy packing his bags.

All of two of them, and he just stuffed one inside the other. The smaller bag contained what little clothes he had that weren't torn to pieces through his training every day, his cash and some food.

Mostly fruit.

Specifically apples.

And a few other essentials. Honestly, most of his marine uniforms were totalled, so much so that currently, he found himself in just a pa...

Seaside System - Chapter 4.1

The thing about One Piece Kaden knew, was that Haki grew stronger during stressful situations, especially in live combat. More especially in life or death combat.

And the same applied to other skills.

Mihawk's idea of training Zoro to reach heights far beyond what he was capable of, was tossing him into combat against massive sword wielding gorilla's.

Training was all well and good when it came to getting a technique down or increasing physical abilities, but true experience...

Seaside System - Chapter 3.2

Kaden left Vergo's office behind in a bit of a daze, making his way back to quarters.

As soon as he was back inside his bedroom, he collapsed on top of his bed and stared up at the ceiling, numb.

What was he even supposed to do at this point? Five thousand doriki, was pretty good for paradise, but…

When it came to those that really mattered? It was absolutely trash. With a maximum physical ability of that…he would be hard pressed to match up to the likes of secondary off...

Seaside System - Chapter 3.1

A month passed in almost a blur.

The mornings began with intense training for his body. He ran until his legs shook and his lungs cried. Then he moved on to lifting boulders as weights until his arms cried just the same. Then he did the same with his legs, balancing and lifting the boulders with his feet.

…Until they also cried.

Then he had breakfast.

Then he made his way through the base asking anyone who would to spar with him.

He got his ass kicked.

A ...

Working Sinnoh With Skill(old) - Chapter 18

The average Charizard stood at a fully grown height of five foot, seven inches. The older and more powerful the draconian Fire-type species became, the larger they grew.

The Charizard Ash released for his third Pokemon in the first round of the Meganite Tournament put the size of the average Charizard to same.

Appearing from the Pokeball, the Pokemon landed upon the rocky terrain of the battlefield with a powerful thud. Thick muscular legs indenting the ground beneath them as they...

Working Sinnoh With Skill(old) - Chapter 17

It took a good long while, and a hell of a lot of walking to different places around the entirety of Eterna City, but he'd finally completed his list of errands.

He'd signed up for the Meganite Tournament. He'd headed over to the Eterna City Gym, took on Gardenia and beat her in record time to receive the Forest Badge, leaving her a stupefied mess in the process.

And just now, he'd finally collected the last of the supplies he'd needed for the intense training regime he'd devised ...

Working Sinnoh With Skill(old) - Chapter 16

They arrived in Eterna City the very next day. Ash had made sure that both he and Dawn were awake extra early to go through their training routine's.

Dawn had commented – read complained – about the injustice of it all. Waking her up at such an ungodly hour, only to be thrown right into Training her Pokemon and then straight after forced to travel quickly towards their destination in Eterna City.

Ash hadn't been deterred in the least though. Instead he laughed her complaints o...

Jordinio Version - Chapter 39.2

That Hydreigon, is a fucking monster.

I stared down at the pokeball in my palm, containing the pokemon who'd just faced off against Lance's Hydreigon and been completely overpowered. In the grand scheme of things, Charizard had only been able to put up a token resistance and never even landed a single attack.

Yet I couldn't have been prouder. Charizard might not have been able to do anything to Hydreigon in the end, but my boy smashed through attack after attack of that monstrous ...

Jordinio Version - TV Tropes

Meant to mention, but not long ago somebody went and made a TVtropes page for Jordinio Version, bringing my total to 4 now on there. 

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/PokemonJordinioVersion - Here's the link if any of you want to check it out, or even add to it. It's pretty small right now after all.

Anyway, working on Jordinio Version right now, so the ne...

Update

This weekend has been killer for getting anything done. Seriously, I have never hated hotspot more than I have right now. I tried to watch One Piece: Red yesterday. It took me over seven hours while using hotspot just to watch an hour and a half long movie. And this is on top of a generally shitty week with that psycho being let out of the mental hospital, my mother going into hospital for broken ribs etc etc....and her getting fucking covid while there.

Thank fuck an engineer will be o...

Best Bleach Girl

Bleach is full of a lot of hot bitches, that's for sure. Personally though, I find it quite polarizing in contrast to actual girls that are wife material and not booty calls. Like take Yoruichi for example? Sexy as all hell, major booty call for sure, but she isn't exactly wife material, she's a free spirit type that comes and goes as she pleases and prefers to spend her time as a cat. She's like the wind. Same with Rangiku, she'd be a great lay for sure, sexy as all hell, but I don't really ...

Jordinio Version - Chapter 39.1

The utter shock of his Dragonite falling, was almost palpable in the air. Jaws opening and closing, failing to find words, eyes so wide they looked like they were almost popping out of their sockets.

And more.

Good.

Lance resisted the urge to smirk even as he recalled his Dragonite while his young opponent whooped and hollered happily as he brought back that incredibly impressive Fearow of his.

It was a victory well earned.

Albeit, one that would have been imposs...

Bleach Zanpakuto

As far as the Bleach story that will appear sometime in the future goes, I've already got the base of the Zanpakuto more or less decided on. It's a specific Zanpakuto from canon that will...pretty much be left empty in the end, bereft of both owner and spirit, the base of abilities of it, will be retained though.

It will be evolved beyond them though, through...another taking up residence as the zanpakuto spirit. Since as we know from canon, the spirits don't have to originate from the ...