It took quite a while for Roshi to come down from his new youthful high, he was going on and on about hitting up some whore houses before I finally got him to calm down.
I'm perfectly fine with the old man going and exploring his youth by taking some hookers to pound town, but, I'm a busy, busy future god and have so much shit to do.
Good thing he was only too happy to comply when I threatened to cut off his balls and feed them to him. It's good for men to be rational after all....
2022-03-16 00:50:35 +0000 UTC
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The next morning, as sunlight began to stream into the hotel room and resonate with the holy solar flame within him, Yarden was roused from his sleep.
A yawn left his mouth, and he made to lift his right arm to rub the sleep from his eyes, only to remember that his arm was being used as a hug pillow by his voluptuous new girlfriend.
He made to lift his left arm to do it instead, only a weight pinning his left arm to his side over the forearm had it pinned. And curiously, he felt...
2022-03-15 06:55:22 +0000 UTC
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Less than an hour later found Yarden and Irina within his hotel room. The lights were fully out and the only illumination within the room at all, came from the moon shining down through the window.
The Scottish teen lay on his back within the hotel room bed, one arm crossed under his head and stared up at the ceiling, not a lick of clothing on him. Irina, was in a similar state, the older twin tailed exorcist was as nude as the day she was born, her head resting on his chest and large,...
2022-03-14 02:29:09 +0000 UTC
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He took off at breakneck speeds towards where he sensed Irina's aura disappear. The second he did though, he felt the exact same thing happen to Kiba and Xenovia.
Before he was even half way there though, less than ten seconds later, he felt Xenovia and Kiba's aura's appear again and they travelled quite an impressive speed as they ran in the opposite direction.
There was a good few miles between where he met Azazel and where he felt Irina disappear, so by time he reached his de...
2022-03-13 04:35:29 +0000 UTC
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"That's Blaze Black Flare…and Delete field!" Azazel outright gaped at the Scottish teen, "But how did you get two Sacred Gears? Never mind Delete Field, it was out of the Sacred Gear system already and in our possession!"
"Scotland gave it to me." he shrugged.
"..Scotland? The country? You know, you've been spouting about that place a lot kid," Azazel shook his head before pursing his lips in thought, "Do you mean the Celtic Pantheon? Why would they steal it though? They mostl...
2022-03-13 02:25:15 +0000 UTC
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"So this is Absorption Line, huh?" Yarden mused.
He was currently resting atop a thick branch belonging to one of the trees in a local park within Kuoh.
With nothing better to do, he'd decided to just find somewhere to laze around, as was only proper and play some gacha games on his phone.
In the meanwhile, Vritra had gotten straight to business after re-absorbing his soul fragment, consolidating his strength, and imprinting the ability that was originally bound to the fr...
2022-03-12 21:06:24 +0000 UTC
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Akeno was a little more stand-offish with him after he brought up her heritage and why she shouldn't be ashamed of it. So, he didn't really get to enjoy much of her teasing, flirty personality, though she was still pretty much naked so the eye candy was good at least.
And still, she fulfilled his request for him without issue and drained the excess dragon power from him. Though, sadly, she did it through his finger and not his huge Scottish willie.
But what can ya' do?
The c...
2022-03-10 19:27:07 +0000 UTC
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It was utterly amazing to Yarden, how his new abilities and the knowledge on how to manipulate deep lake of mana within him, became utterly second nature the second he landed in this world.
Aqua, did good work. But, should he say, as expected from that divine booty?
When he reached just twenty feet away from the giant toads just minding their own business like respectable citizens, the evil dragon Yarden inhaled a deep breath, his chest puffing up, before unleashing all the air in...
2022-03-10 01:09:35 +0000 UTC
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As it turned out, there was actually quite a few quests that were spread about the town of Axel itself, and just outside the gates, throughout the grassy plains and farmland surrounding the town, there was lucrative Knot out and about.
And, he did not mean a dogs dick, like most sick fucks on the internet would think.
But rather, a group toads. Tens of dozens of them, possibly hundreds of Giant Toads spread throughout the area. They apparently usually hibernated underground most o...
2022-03-09 20:44:56 +0000 UTC
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“Here you are Caelan, this should provide you with the knowledge you desire.” my guild advisor, for all of the last twenty minutes, Ron placed a book on the counter in front of me, “It’ll be five hundred valis though.”
I rolled my eyes, “What a rip off.” I replied, but regardless I lifted five hundred valis from my pocket and handed it over to him, then grabbed the book. It was something I needed. I knew roughly most of all the monsters within the dungeon, what I didn’t ...
2022-03-08 20:53:03 +0000 UTC
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A pair of large, soft mounds pressing against my chest and a sleepy feminine murmur in my ear woke me up. I blinked the sleep from my eyes and found myself staring down at a cherubic round face peacefully asleep and nuzzling against my chest, while a deep expanse of bodacious cleavage squished into my stomach.
I could feel the pulsing hardness between my legs, my morning wood straining to rise up. It was only thanks to the fact it was stuck between my closed legs that Hestia wasn’t t...
2022-03-08 19:16:33 +0000 UTC
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Another day of work, and another ten rejections.
“Uwaaaa,” Hestia moaned in defeat, burying her head in her ragged pillow, “I really didn’t think this would be so hard!” she lamented.
She’d had the plan already built up in her head long before she ever got to the first of the queue and was allowed to descend from heaven down here to the lower, mortal realm.
She’d come down, meet a lovely child and give them her blessing. Her first child would shine like a be...
2022-03-08 19:15:26 +0000 UTC
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I awoke with a jerk to the feeling of my windpipe being crushed, and snarling in my ears. Tiny, sharp nailed hands, I could feel them wrapped around my throat and squeezing.
I couldn’t breath! And as my eyes opened, all I could see was an ugly, misshapen green skull, rows of sharp teeth and glowing red, hate filled eyes all directed down at me.
Panic filled me. Where am I? What the hell is going on!? My arms flailed around in my panic, and even though I just woke darkness bega...
2022-03-08 19:14:36 +0000 UTC
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You know what the best thing about being a spirit powered badass was?
Being a fucking badass in general.
Granted, Yarden was of course already a badass originally, but now he was simply, a super badass.
Anyway, the point was. He was awesome, mentally, and physically. So honestly, even with Jasmine having a bit of a head start, it didn't take him longer than a few seconds to catch up thanks to his powerful Scottish spirit chad stride.
"Go away Yarden!" Jasmine glare...
2022-03-08 02:58:22 +0000 UTC
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Honestly, it was almost weird to see. Jord typically didn't get so angry over banter like that. Heck, he tended to relish in trading barbs with people. Seventy percent of his message history with his new buddy Gary was predominantly the pair of them insulting each other and trying to one up the other, and he was always grinning or laughing at shit the Oak kid fired back at him.
Him losing his cool so easily over Surge making a few kid jokes about him, wasn't at all like him.
Hil...
2022-03-08 01:13:45 +0000 UTC
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Rin was honestly having a really hard time keeping up. Just when she gave in and was accepting Sota, or rather Kei's proposal - best use his first name now since they were l-lovers now - the Einzbern representative showed up just to mock her.
And then lost the lid on her temper when she fired back and called on her servant of all things despite them apparently being on the same team!
She thought she was dead then, Rin wasn't going to lie, she thought it was all over, her heart had...
2022-03-06 17:46:09 +0000 UTC
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Despite the fact you were about to seal the deal with Rin and claim her ass as your own, you can't say you were disappointed by the interloper.
Sure, you'd known they were in the general vicinity for a while now, Lancer could could sense the servant, and the connection you shared with them.
Them being a Master of Red, just like you.
A lucky stroke really, it meant one less person for you to track down later. But, the sensing went both ways, and they could apparently sense yo...
2022-03-06 16:57:26 +0000 UTC
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With how low the battle powers were for everyone on Earth, it was actually quite hard to sense them from so far away.
It went to show how awesome Guru was he could do it himself without any Yardrat training.
But, eventually I did lock on to one familiar power, accompanied by another power, and I was quite surprised.
Guru was not at all kidding.
Piccolo and Gohan, by my estimates, were around the strength I was when I went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to learn to...
2022-03-06 01:58:10 +0000 UTC
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It didn't take very long at all before I came to the end of the wormhole in time generated by the ring around my finger.
In mere moments, I came out of the other side and found myself landing on grass of an odd colouring. A familiar odd coloured grass.
Blue grass, under a bright green sky.
I'm back on Planet Namek, and if I'm not mistaken, at the exact spot we'd entered my personal dimension before that fucker Fu came in and made everything go all awry.
I should probab...
2022-03-05 16:59:28 +0000 UTC
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Rin let loose a shuddering breath as she hung up her phone line.
"I should have been quicker." she sighed, admonishing herself. That was Sota just now, he wanted to meet up.
How he'd known she wouldn't be at school right now, she didn't know, after all it was only yesterday after she'd parted ways with him that she'd taken the effort to go hypnotise the teachers into looking the other way and not questioning why she wouldn't be turning up for class much of all for the next little ...
2022-03-04 16:59:07 +0000 UTC
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Sakura had to admit, that while making her way through her lovers mansion, it was in a word, interesting.
Really interesting. She was given the real royal treatment. She and Rider passed by dozens of tall, muscular and intimidating looking men clad in dark suits.
His 'boys' as Kei-kun was known to refer to them in school. He basically didn't even try to hide that he was the leader of a yakuza group, nobody had the courage to challenge him over it after all, not the police and not ...
2022-03-03 20:44:09 +0000 UTC
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Consciousness returned to Sakura gradually. Generally, she awoke quite fast. It was hard not to when she could always feel the wriggling of the filthy things deep within her body.
She couldn't remember the last time she had a pleasant, unbothered sleep from them.
But here and now, as wakefulness gradually cleared the darkness from her vision, Sakura felt in a word content. Her body was pleasant warm and comfortable, she felt like she was floating on a cloud of fluffiness.
...
2022-03-03 18:21:49 +0000 UTC
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Curiosity got the better of you. You wanted to see just what kind of fire power this servant of yours was packing, so you activated masters clairvoyance to get a look at her stats as a servant.
[Strength: A]
[Endurance: A]
[Agility: A]
[Mana: C]
[Luck: D]
[Noble Phantasm: A+]
Outright physically, she was superior to Rider in every stat bar Agility that she was level with and Mana capacity. And interestingly, you could actually see the ranking for her Noble Phantasm....
2022-03-03 16:48:26 +0000 UTC
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You lost yourself in your work, and didn't know how long passed. But, once you were done enhancing all of the functions of Sakura's body to levels beyond even yours boys and jump starting the healing ability of her body to much higher degrees, you got to work on the worm corpses.
You moulded Sakura's insides, bit by bit, forcing them to consume the Crest Worms within her. Each Crest Worm was like a magic circuit in of themselves, not as high quality as Sakura's own magic circuits that y...
2022-03-03 14:50:03 +0000 UTC
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When you got back down to your motorcycle, Rider was already waiting there, Sakura in her arms still, "Are you done?" she asked casually, as if she wasn't watching the whole time out of sight.
"...Another servant?" Medea grimaced from within your arms.
"That's Rider, she's the servant of the girl in her arms, my girlfriend Sakura," you casually introduced them, "No need to worry about her, she's on my side."
"..That remains to be seen." Rider refuted, but you ignored her and...
2022-03-03 14:48:26 +0000 UTC
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As you approached your motorbike, your eyebrows furrowed in confusion at the beautiful servants words, "What do you mean?" you asked, coming to a stop, "With how this Grail War has become? Did something happen to change it that I'm unaware of?"
Rider cocked her head to the side, "I wouldn't know, I do not know what information you are privy to and what you are not," she replied, "But if you must know, due to an abundance of mana within the Holy Grail, according to the information I was ...
2022-03-03 14:46:26 +0000 UTC
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A near hour of passionate love making and rough fucking later, you found yourself relaxing on the couch within the karaoke booth, naked as the day you were born, with a voluptuous purplette, just as naked as you, pressed up against you, comatose and mounted upon your cock.
"What a hungry girl." you chuckled to yourself, idly palming one of her juicy round ass cheeks and contenting yourself with the feel of your palm and fingers sinking into the doughy soft skin.
Quite frankly, she...
2022-03-03 14:43:45 +0000 UTC
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"Before anything else Sakura," you began, "Let me tell you this. I'm not a good guy."
"What?" She blinked, taken aback by the sudden change.
"I'm a bit warped in the head," you shrugged, "Let's say one reason for this is that our experiences are a bit similar. My family got killed in the Fuyuki Fire, and I got dragged off by some old pervert magus who saw amazing potential in me. He wanted to use my potential to make the perfect body, that he could then steal."
Despite her o...
2022-03-03 14:41:10 +0000 UTC
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In the end, you had to settle for getting a house phone number and were told that Rin would call your cell phone when she came to a decision later on.
After that, she left the roof behind because she apparently had things she had to think on and preparations to make. Which was really just double speak for saying she was arming herself up just in case you lying and probably preparing a geass as well that she'd want you to sign.
It wasn't long later you had to return to classes for ...
2022-03-03 14:38:49 +0000 UTC
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A smirk spread across your face, "Yeah, she wishes she had your natural charm that would age like fine wine right?" you spoke up. Edelfelt was a fine piece of ass herself, voluptuous as all hell just like Sakura Matou, but you didn't mind playing both sides.
"Damn straight! I've got a perfect bu-" she agreed with you, smashing another kick into the railing hard, and pulling back, only to pause a second later on her next kick, her head slowly turning to look up at you, pretty aquamarine ...
2022-03-03 14:33:04 +0000 UTC
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