prof_abrasive

General release

It's here! It's time! You can now cruise over to https://satiator.net and buy a Satiator, patron or no.

There is a caching issue with the cart provider and some people are still seeing the placeholder price of $9,999. You will get the correct price when you add it to your shopping cart. I'm waiting for them to fix it; my apologies for the confusion.

There are several hundred units in stock and I'm workin...

Orders open to everyone in the queue

If you're in the ordering queue - which is to say, if you were a patron as of the end of July 2020 - you can now order a Satiator, if you like: just go to the queue manager here, and it'll send you to the webstore with your personal discount coupon.

Orders open to 1000

The big batch has landed! If your queue position is 1000 or below you'll now be able to order through the queue manager.

If your number is above 1000, you should get a turn pretty soon too! Not everyone with a spot in the queue wants to buy a Satiator right now, so in 5 days' time I'll be bumping up the order window with any unsold units. It's likely that this will cover everyone in the queue.

If your number's...

Big batch update

It's getting close, but running a little later than I expected - the factory is understaffed due to COVID. All of the PCBs are assembled and they're beginning testing on Tuesday, so I expect they'll be shipping in the next fortnight! Thanks for your patience everyone, delays this close to the end are super frustrating.

Update: I forgot to mention the batch size - this batch will be 1200 boards, so I anticipate being able to offer units to all the remaining Patreon supporters from this m...