TheJarlintheUK

[M4A] Hitched Hikers Hookup! [Honeymoon] [outdoors] [public] [kissing] [romantic] [Multiple L-bomb] [BJ] [making me go empty headed] [All Fours for me] [Enjoy the view] [Oral/Rimjob] [Spank] [Moan For Me] [Reach around] [Listener cums twice] [Sex in Doggystyle] [almost caught] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new, delicious audio.

Last time I brought you something from the coffers that was dark and intense. This time I wanted to brighten things up a bit and deliver something sweeter, but equally spicy!

This is a script that I commissioned from the lovely QMalice (@modifiednormal on twitter)

This audio takes place, early in the morning atop a gorgeous mountai...

2024-06-13 15:12:44 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Hitched Hikers Hookup! [Honeymoon] [outdoors] [public] [kissing] [romantic] [Multiple L-bomb] [BJ] [making me go empty headed] [All Fours for me] [Enjoy the view] [Oral/Rimjob] [Spank] [Moan For Me] [Reach around] [Listener cums twice] [Sex in Doggystyle] [almost caught] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new, delicious audio.

Last time I brought you something from the coffers that was dark and intense. This time I wanted to brighten things up a bit and deliver something sweeter, but equally spicy!

This is a script that I commissioned from the lovely QMalice (@modifiednormal on twitter)

This audio takes place, early in the morning atop a gorgeous mountai...

2024-06-13 15:12:27 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Hitched Hikers Hookup! [Honeymoon] [outdoors] [public] [kissing] [romantic] [Multiple L-bomb] [BJ] [making me go empty headed] [All Fours for me] [Enjoy the view] [Oral/Rimjob] [Spank] [Moan For Me] [Reach around] [Listener cums twice] [Sex in Doggystyle] [almost caught] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new, delicious audio.

Last time I brought you something from the coffers that was dark and intense. This time I wanted to brighten things up a bit and deliver something sweeter, but equally spicy!

This is a script that I commissioned from the lovely QMalice (@modifiednormal on twitter)

This audio takes place, early in the morning atop a gorgeous mountai...

2024-06-13 15:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Making Out With A Stranger At a House Party [Concept Audio][Narrative][Praise] [Strangers to Lovers] [Compliments] [Adoration] [Sharing Looks across a] [House Party] [Kissing] [Hook-Up] [Bodies pressed together] [Ass Grab] [Hard in my pants] [Moan Mentions] [Tongue Kissing] [Mentions of oral] [Allusions to future sex] [Going upstairs together]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new concept audio!

I really enjoy doing these narrative audios! Someone said recently they'd like to have me narrate their life. Maybe I could! This one is about making out, based off a recent post in my discord server. I really really hope you enjoy!

Still working on some big audio projects for Shieldmaiden/Housecarl tiers and above and I sh...

2024-06-07 11:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Praise Fucking Your Muscle-bound Obsessed Boyfriend [Concept Audio][Narrative][Praise] [Sex] [Missionary] [Body Kissing] [A little biting] [Strength Kink] [Possessiveness] [Doggystyle] [Touching] [Caressing] [Spanking] [Reach Around] [Mutual Orgasm]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new concept audio!

**Its the return of the Narrative audio! Got more of these on the way as I get back into more writing. This one is hot and heavy and based off a recent post in my discord server. I really really hope you enjoy! I have plans to produce a lot of audio this month. I have a couple of script fills that I'm working on and I'm playing with the concept o...

2024-06-02 16:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post

New Audio!

Hey everyone! I've posted a new audio over on my Subscribestar.

Unfortunately due to Patreons ToS I cannot post it here, however if you are ALREADY a Patreon subscriber at the relevant tier, reach out and I can see about getting you a private link.

If you're not, I would highly recommend you head over there and subscribe, you're not going to want to miss this one...

https://subscribestar.adult...

2024-05-08 21:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Update

Just a quick one. Proof of life!

All my love

Jarl

2024-04-26 14:24:53 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Energy In These Walls [MDom] [Friends to Lovers] [Kissing] [Moving House] [Banter] [Slow Burn] [Teasing] [Bent Over Sex] [Spanking] [Rough] [Possessive] [Praise] [Body Worship] [Creampie] [Listener Orgasm] [Speaker Orgasm]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Back and feeling strong and mighty!

Thank you SO much for sticking around! I know it's been quite a while since my last audio post and I really appreciate you sticking with me. I've been really focused on recovery and also dealing with the anguish of the last year or so. I didn't really give myself enough time to heal, but once I did, and I started therapy and going back to the gym I have managed to ...

2024-04-02 22:29:28 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Energy In These Walls [MDom] [Friends to Lovers] [Kissing] [Moving House] [Banter] [Slow Burn] [Teasing] [Bent Over Sex] [Spanking] [Rough] [Possessive] [Praise] [Body Worship] [Creampie] [Listener Orgasm] [Speaker Orgasm]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Back and feeling strong and mighty!

Thank you SO much for sticking around! I know it's been quite a while since my last audio post and I really appreciate you sticking with me. I've been really focused on recovery and also dealing with the anguish of the last year or so. I didn't really give myself enough time to heal, but once I did, and I started therapy and going back to the gym I have managed to ...

2024-04-02 22:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Energy In These Walls [MDom] [Friends to Lovers] [Kissing] [Moving House] [Banter] [Slow Burn] [Teasing] [Bent Over Sex] [Spanking] [Rough] [Possessive] [Praise] [Body Worship] [Creampie] [Listener Orgasm] [Speaker Orgasm]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Back and feeling strong and mighty!

Thank you SO much for sticking around! I know it's been quite a while since my last audio post and I really appreciate you sticking with me. I've been really focused on recovery and also dealing with the anguish of the last year or so. I didn't really give myself enough time to heal, but once I did, and I started therapy and going back to the gym I have managed to ...

2024-04-02 22:28:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey... It's been a while.

Hey everyone. Good news. I'm officially cancer free. I'm not gonna type much out here as I have recorded an audio to talk through some stuff. But I wanted to give you the good news, say thank you for your support, and apologise for my lack of communication lately. Things have been tough. But looking towards a brighter future.

All my love

Jarl xx

2024-02-27 15:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Sexy Fun with the Dungeon Master [Concept Audio][Narrative][Friends To Lovers][D&D][Roleplay][Kissing][Bending Over][Acting out the scene][Teasing][Preparing to have sex]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new concept audio!

Thank you SO much for your patience recently. What with Christmas, work, being sick, visiting family and then my Birthday the time has just gotten away from me. I was intending to get some audio made and posted over the weekend and then I had a surprise visit from a friend from Europe who had travell...

2024-01-17 20:34:38 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm back!

Hey everyone. Thanks for your patience. Visiting home was lovely and I'm glad I got to go. I'm home now and will be working on content this week! 

Picked up a cold while I was away so I'm all sniffy and nasal today. I really can't catch a break with medical stuff right now huh? But I'm hoping it will pass soon. 

Looking forward to getting content out to you soon.

All the best

Jarl xx

2024-01-09 09:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post

January Update

Hey everyone!

I hope you had a lovely Christmas/winter time.

Thank you for your patience for the last week while I've been sick!

I'm finally testing negative from covid! Wahoo. So I just wanted to give you a little update. Because I was sick and working over Christmas I didn't get to see my family so I'm going to head home for a few days. I'll be back on the 7th and back to work on audio stuff. I have some really exciting developments coming which I can't wait to tell y...

2024-01-03 12:24:27 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Wet, Slick & Needy [Ramblefake][Moaning][Breathy][Wet Noises][Needy][Close-up][Whimpers][Bad Weather Outside][Fleshlite][Edging][Brainless][Empty Headed][Lost to the pleasure][Orgasm][Overstimulation][Comfort][Soft Talking][Aftercare]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥ Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and seasons greetings to all!

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure with a spicy ramblefake for your listening delights. Get yourself relaxed, ready and primed to play along with me.

I really made good use of the position of the mic in this audio. I hope you enjoy the close ups and me going completely brainless!

Thank you for your patience the last couple of weeks. Its a ...

2023-12-24 18:22:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Seasons Greetings!

Good Health, gorgeous!

I hope you're all having a good Christmas period if you celebrate and a wonderful December if you don't!

Just letting you know that at the moment I'm working a LOT (10am-10pm shifts. The joys of Christmas eh?)

My plan is to try to get a concept audio out this week and another full length if I can!

Don't forget to join my discord server for daily bits of content, affirmation and such!

Have an amazing Christmas/Decemb...

2023-12-20 11:42:18 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Obedience & Oral Fixation [Concept Audio][Narrative][D/S Dynamic][Established Relationship][Consensual Somnophilia][Leash Play][Blowjob][Oral Fixation][Kissing][Mentions of Doggystyle & Rutting]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new concept audio!

I love this concept. I have always wanted to wake up with my cock in someone's mouth and it's actually something I've never gotten to experience myself.

One day maybe 🤞🏻

Until then... this audio will have to do 😉

I really hope you enjoy it! More audio, as always, on the way ♥

All my Love<...

2023-12-12 22:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] A Christmas 'Package' for the Boss [Christmas][Office Party][Light Comedy][Puns][Office Romance][Strangers to lovers][Mail Room Lad Speaker][Himbo Speaker][Awkward to cocky Speaker][Management Listener][Power Dynamic][In the Listeners Office][Speaker made to strip][Huge Cock][Handjob][Blowjob][Moans][Listener Horny][Kinda Msub to Kinda Mdom][Bent over desk][Listeners Clothes Ripped][Quickie][Penetration][Mutual Orgasm][Creampie][Single HARD spank][Smug][No Aftercare]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new audio!

Hey everyone! An early Christmas Special! Seasons greetings to all and I wish you all the very best in the month of December if you celebrate or not!

This scenario was born out of my love for awkward British office comedy and desperately uncomfortable office parties (which I've been to a couple of myself).

A couple of things to mentio...

2023-12-12 00:14:52 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] A Christmas 'Package' for the Boss [Christmas][Office Party][Light Comedy][Puns][Office Romance][Strangers to lovers][Mail Room Lad Speaker][Himbo Speaker][Awkward to cocky Speaker][Management Listener][Power Dynamic][In the Listeners Office][Speaker made to strip][Huge Cock][Handjob][Blowjob][Moans][Listener Horny][Kinda Msub to Kinda Mdom][Bent over desk][Listeners Clothes Ripped][Quickie][Penetration][Mutual Orgasm][Creampie][Single HARD spank][Smug][No Aftercare]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new audio!

Hey everyone! An early Christmas Special! Seasons greetings to all and I wish you all the very best in the month of December if you celebrate or not!

This scenario was born out of my love for awkward British office comedy and desperately uncomfortable office parties (which I've been to a couple of myself).

A couple of things to mentio...

2023-12-12 00:14:20 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] A Christmas 'Package' for the Boss [Christmas][Office Party][Light Comedy][Puns][Office Romance][Strangers to lovers][Mail Room Lad Speaker][Himbo Speaker][Awkward to cocky Speaker][Management Listener][Power Dynamic][In the Listeners Office][Speaker made to strip][Huge Cock][Handjob][Blowjob][Moans][Listener Horny][Kinda Msub to Kinda Mdom][Bent over desk][Listeners Clothes Ripped][Quickie][Penetration][Mutual Orgasm][Creampie][Single HARD spank][Smug][No Aftercare]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new audio!

Hey everyone! An early Christmas Special! Seasons greetings to all and I wish you all the very best in the month of December if you celebrate or not!

This scenario was born out of my love for awkward British office comedy and desperately uncomfortable office parties (which I've been to a couple of myself).

A couple of things to mentio...

2023-12-12 00:14:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Welp. What a kerfuffle

Hi everyone!

So it would seem that patreon has decided to shaft me a little here and that all the posts on my page have been free to access for the last two months. From what I can tell. Maybe?

Its hard to know. When viewing my page as a member of the 'public' I could still see all my posts. I changed it and now it seems to be fixed but hey ho - I've no idea. If someone can let me know whether before today, ALL my posts were visible to the public that would be great.

I thin...

2023-12-08 21:45:22 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] You Take Charge [Concept Audio][Narrative][Emotional Support][Established Relationship][Strong Relationship][Submissive Speaker][Developed Dynamic][Love & Care][Power Switch][Responsibility][Degradation][Face Slapping][Light CBT][Mentions of; Sexual Torture, Edging, Orgasm Denial][Emotional Release][Stress Relief]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new concept audio!

So this one is all about letting you take charge! I had a couple of avenues of thought about how to make this one work, and I initially thought about just jumping straight into something sexual. However I really wanted the emotion of this dynamic to resonate! So I went the more soft, sweet route!

I really hope you enjoy it! More aud...

2023-12-05 12:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Meeting At The Hotel Bar [Concept][Narrative][Praise][Lewd Selfie][Innuendo][Speaker in a suit][Public Flirting][Cheek Kiss][Whisper][Bulge against you]["Let me buy you a drink"][Telling you what I want to do to you][Mentions of oral & domination][Getting to know you]

Good Health, Gorgeous ♥

It's your Jarl here. Fresh from the Great Hall of Pleasure and today I bring you a new concept audio!

So, ever wondered what it might be like to meet me at a hotel bar? This might give you some inclination. This is one of my favourite fantasies.

I really hope you enjoy it! More audio, as always, on the way ♥

All my Love

Jarl

Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for ad...

2023-12-02 19:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post