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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [320]

“His virginity?!”

When the Uma Musume outside heard Gold Ship threaten to take Mizuno’s virginity, their reactions were a mix of shock and delight.

Shocked—because the criminal who kidnapped Mizuno really was Gold Ship!

Delighted—because Mizuno’s virginity was actually still untouched?!

For competitive, passionate racehorses like them, not only was coming in first their lifelong obsession, but all those “firsts” with their beloved were equally ...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [319]

“I knew it was you, Gold Ship!” Mejiro McQueen clenched her fists in anger.

Only Gold Ship would dare impersonate her, using her name to pull something like this at a time like this!

...

“So I’ve been found out...”

Inside the basement room, Gold Ship held her tablet, watching Rudolf and the others through the camera with a puzzled frown.

“How did they even find this place when it’s so well hidden?” Gold Ship glanced at Mizuno, still limp on the be...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [318]

On the surface, who knew how many meters above Gold Ship’s underground base, a group of young Uma Musume in Tracen Academy uniforms were clustered around a patch of turf, its color just a shade off from the surrounding grass, clutching nervously at their bow ties.

Today, with the exception of Haru Urara—left behind because everyone was afraid she was too impressionable and might pick up bad habits—all the Uma Musume who had ever shared a bed with Mizuno were present.

At the ...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [317]

“So that’s how it is...”

Fortune rested her chin in her hand, tilting her head with her eyes closed, as if seriously weighing whether possessing Gold Ship would be the better option.
But after careful thought, she shook her head: “No.”

“Why?!” Gold Ship blurted, startling Mizuno beneath her.

“My conditions are way better than his! Why pick him, not me?!”

“Kid, it’s not as simple as you think.” Fortune shrugged helplessly, explaining,
“Th...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [316]

While Mizuno’s consciousness was pulled into Fortune’s mindspace, from Gold Ship’s point of view, Mizuno had just rolled his eyes back in shock and fainted dead away on the bed, motionless.

“Playing dead?” Gold Ship narrowed her eyes suspiciously, not buying for a second that Mizuno’s nerves were so weak he’d pass out just from a little threat.

To test if he was faking, Gold Ship leaned close to his ear, whispering ambiguously:

“Mizuno-dono…”

“Tra...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [220]

“Hey, buddy, this is my body. Mind getting out?”

Another voice suddenly echoed inside Xi's mind, throwing her into stunned disbelief.

This body shouldn't have any consciousness at all—that was the one thing she'd confirmed repeatedly during these past days.

Yet now, a consciousness had abruptly appeared within it, even politely asking her to leave.

Interesting.

The surrounding races also noticed the sword hanging at the body's waist and began watching gleef...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [219]

“Feng Liqi is back.”

When Xi received this news, even she was somewhat surprised. "She's back?"

Not just Xi—everyone else was equally astonished.

“Didn't she run away? It’s only been a few days, and she's already returned, tail between her legs?”

“Judging by when she left that farewell note, it's barely been ten days.”

The Heliobi who had come to inform Xi displayed clear contempt for Feng Liqi. “This one keeps breaking her own record, getting f...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [218]

“I surrender! I surrender! Don’t hit me!”

Though brief, those words endlessly echoed in everyone’s ears.

Particularly because the speaker was someone whose lower half remained embarrassingly stuck outside the wall, magnifying the shock of the moment.

Especially for Ahri.

In her mind, the Upper Gods symbolized absolute power and authority. From her mother’s descriptions, an Upper God could scorch seas and illuminate countless rivers with a mere gesture. Precis...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [217]

“Let’s make a deal.”

“A deal? With you? Hahaha… Now that the entire Cangcheng has been devoured, you wish to bargain?”

“Rahu is propagated by the Denizens of Abundance capable of hosting Emanators. Even you cannot escape their digestion. Thus, now is precisely the best moment for our deal.”

Echoes from hundreds of years ago rang clearly in its ears. It rubbed its temples, desperate to forget these haunting memories.

Yet it als...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [216]

“Did you hear that thunder last night? It scared me half to death!”

“How couldn’t I? It sent a chill straight down my spine!”

As the sun rose, villagers' greetings intertwined with chatter about last night's thunderstorm.

Within the bustling crowd, a little Foxian followed closely behind an adult, her curious ears perked to eavesdrop on their conversations.

According to the villagers, such deafening thunder had to be an omen of calamity. Thunderstorms weren't...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [105]

Ruan Mei possessed a delicate, captivating beauty—her nose petite and refined, her lips cherry-red. Her jet-black hair was gently swept up, adorned subtly with plum blossoms, accentuating her elegance and serenity.

She wore a dark blue qipao patterned like ink-wash painting, its high slit revealing slender, snow-white legs as graceful as lotus stems. Between the qipao's parted fabric, smooth, fair skin rose upward, highlighting the rounded fullness hidden beneath, the pinnacle of biol...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [104]

Yevenko briefly considered it—this plan seemed quite feasible.

After all, when it came to Tom…literally any plan might work.

Even if he didn't directly break through the "Dream of Tàiyī," solving the issue with Tom and Jerry was just a matter of time. But for Yevenko, the goal was making things simpler, even if just a bit.

"Jerry, Spike—follow me."

One man, one dog, and one mouse approached Tom. Jerry’s paws itched mischievously as he moved towards Tom's head...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [103]

The Astral Express possessed a protective barrier on its outer hull. This barrier could shield the train from ordinary external attacks, maintaining normal gravity within.

Thus, in Star Rail, even when the Express was swallowed whole by a colossal worm, it didn’t suffer significant harm—the worm's gastric acid couldn't even erode the outer barrier.

Yevenko even remembered the fight against IX, when they directly summoned the Astral Express to ram into it. He himself a...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [102]

Astral Express.

A brilliant flash, and Yevenko returned to the train with his passengers in tow.

March 7th and Stelle were still happily stuffing themselves with Luofu’s special delicacies, back on the Xianzhou.

Yevenko had briefly discussed with his passengers and decided to bring them back first.

Except Jade.

When Yevenko tried to bring Jade back, she clung desperately to a railing, screaming that she wanted to stay and play longer.

She hadn’t even fu...

Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [101]

All along, Yevenko had stood by, letting Tom and Jerry break others' mental defenses. But this time, he himself was sunk by Jerry's utter irrationality.

Great. Jerry ripped the "10 Day Vacation" popup in half. The original ten-day pass turned into Jerry permanently selecting himself.

Tom and Jerry had always been inseparable; Yevenko shuddered to imagine the consequences.

He feared waking up one day to find the Astral Express completely gone.

Just what kind of terrifyi...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [65]

"...Lingzhou, Stelle... and Clara, Hook?"

Seele agilely leaped onto the flat ground in front of the orphanage, startled upon seeing who stood there.

"Why are you all here?"

The sudden voice drew everyone's gaze.

Clara subconsciously restrained her not-so-intelligent guardian robots.

"Sister Seele from Wildfire…"

Lingzhou had already figured it all out, chuckling lightly: "Seems we worried a bit too much, Stelle."

"Wait… Oh, got it. They’re here ...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [64]

Stelle gradually noticed the noise, turning her head with confusion.

"Clara? Sounds more like robots moving to me."

Lingzhou: "Rivet Town’s dangerous. Robots are protecting her all the way."

But what’s the little girl doing here alone?

Guessing at the likely reason, Lingzhou glanced at the supplies in front of him.

Hook’s eyes lit up immediately, sprinting toward the stairway.

"It's her! Clara came here too!"

"Warning, warning! Threat detected�...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [63]

“Alright, alright~ My stubborn Mister Lingzhou, whatever shall I do with you?”

“If you're really helpless, tell me the whereabouts of the Master of Prescience.”

“Aha doesn’t know~ Would a sprig of mugwort be enough compensation?”

“If you want mugwort, go find Nanook. He’d probably be more than happy to give you some. If that doesn’t work, try Lan.”

“Darling’s so heartless! I really don’t know where Ming is. Maybe he’s already gone poof too...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [62]

Lingzhou unfolded half of his wing, abruptly fanning it to the side—

A fierce wind roared, sweeping the airborne flames and ice shards upwards, causing them to devour each other.

① "That's one big guy."
② "Are those two also Fragmentum creatures?"

Lingzhou: "Mm, Blaze and Ice Out of Space."

Stelle eagerly bounced in place.

"A double serving of ice and fire? Interesting. A gust leads the way, bat shatters the heavens!"

Instantly crouching, Stelle sh...

Honkai: Star Rail – Banner Character, Delivering Knives to the Player [61]

Whoever played this section would inevitably get ambushed.
As for why the devs designed it this way, nobody really knew.

Because the game directly handed players a trial Hook, openly providing the answer while introducing the character and paying playful homage simultaneously.

[Such cute skills! I'm having visions of Klee.]
[Even the ult line sounds similar, wahaha. This kid’s pretty tough—tiny but already playing with bombs.]
[This "Klee" is strong!]
[But I miss t...

I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [798]

The development was nearly inevitable: the Flame Hazes who’d decided to oppose the God of Humanity came knocking on Shana's and Alastor’s door.

Their intentions were obvious—if they had help from another deity, especially the God of Retribution, whose authorities included judgment and punishment, their chances against that mysterious God of Humanity would undoubtedly increase significantly.

At the same time, they never ceased trying to uncover the origins of this enigmatic G...

I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [797]

After arranging everything, Nitocris met once more with the "Spiral Organ," Leanan-sidhe. She repaired the treasured painting for her as agreed, then finally set off toward the location of the Snake of the Festival, the Crimson God of Creation. Perhaps it wasn’t entirely accurate to say "set off," as Nitocris’s true body existed outside the human world, in the gap between worlds; only her consciousness and a portion of her power resided within Hirai Yukari.

This was a boundless spac...

I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [796]

Hirai Yukari had come to the apartment where Shana and Wilhelmina lived together.

This place had practically become a buffer zone between two worlds—those violent clashes involving the Crimson Denizens, the mission of Flame Hazes, and conflicts beyond ordinary comprehension clearly weren’t things suitable for Yukari’s parents, ordinary people, to know about. To avoid dragging unrelated people into danger, and to prevent unnecessary suspicion, this apartment had silently become the...

Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [312]

The brick‑and‑stone wall had been violently broken open, clearly the spot where Hu Tao had entered.

Without hesitation, Jiang Bai stepped inside.

The moment he crossed the threshold, he felt as if he’d passed through an invisible membrane. Even the temperature dropped several degrees.

Footprints crowded the ground—many people had come through here.

His brow tightened. He raised a shield around himself at once.

Inside the tomb, all he saw was a long corrid...

Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [311]

“The passage of time, coupled with the dense yin energy inherent to Wuwang Hill and its ley lines, makes anything possible within those tombs. Even I don't fully understand the dangers lurking inside those ancient burial chambers.”

Hearing Zhongli say this, Jiang Bai furrowed his brows.

If even Zhongli didn't know precisely what threats lay hidden inside, Jiang Bai couldn't make targeted preparations either.

At least he now had a general idea—the tombs themselves weren...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [315]

“!!!”

Fortune’s sudden awakening sent a ripple through Mizuno’s composure that, just a moment ago, had been steady as a rock.

Seriously, sis, you pick now to wake up? Not earlier, not later—right when I’m lying about you still being asleep?!

“Gulp...”

His once-genuine, earnest gaze wavered for the first time.

Gold Ship didn’t miss the shift. She leaned down and grabbed Mizuno’s face, demanding with a scowl:

“Are you lying? She’s not ...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [314]

“Gah! Broshi, don’t touch that!”

Seeing his chastity genuinely about to vanish, Mizuno immediately panicked.

Though he still didn't want Gold Ship dragged into this mess, if he refused now, he'd be the one dragged into his bro’s mess instead!

Besides, Fortune was still asleep anyway. No matter whether Mizuno agreed or not, Broshi couldn't immediately become Fortune’s servant right now.

Thus, after carefully weighing the pros and cons for precisely 0....

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [313]

When Mizuno heard Gold Ship declare that they were no longer brothers, there was no mistaking it—his heart shattered.

It felt like one of those melodramatic romance dramas, where two guys who used to share a bed, feed each other, do everything together, suddenly turn into bitter rivals fighting over a bad woman—Fortune—even coming to blows.

If he had a choice, Mizuno would never want things to break off with Gold Ship. He’d rather keep messing around, bantering, and being ...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [312]

“—Huh?!”

When Mizuno heard Gold Ship ask him to hand over Fortune, his mind went completely blank.

Wait a minute—so what Broshi had been after all this time was Fortune?! But how did she even know Fortune existed? He hadn’t slipped up, had he?

After thinking it over, Mizuno realized it actually made sense. Back when Misfortune cornered them at the Back-Mountain Warehouse, he'd kept shouting Fortune’s servant this and Fortune’s servant that. Gold Ship only neede...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [311]

Perhaps because her brain was wired differently—or maybe due to some special influence—Gold Ship’s way of thinking had always diverged greatly from the ordinary, resulting in behaviors that nobody could quite comprehend. Only days after starting kindergarten, she became infamous throughout the entire school for successfully scamming the principal out of five thousand yen.

“Your Gold Ship...is a very unique child...”

Every teacher and parent who’d witnessed Gold Ship’...