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Wanna Duel? I've Got the Pharaoh's Deck! [16]

4★ + 4★ = 8★

A second flash of Synchro light flared beneath the cloudless sky, resonating in harmony with the crimson glow of the girl’s eyes. A furious dragon’s roar split the air as a pair of devilish wings spread wide. Wreathed in blazing crimson flame and pure battle spirit, a hellish dragon descended with a thunderous roar.

[Red Dragon Archfiend | Level 8 | DARK | Dragon | Synchro | ATK: 3000 / DEF: 2000]
Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters<...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [50]

Centaurea had to admit she felt completely dazed when she saw Pioneer walking straight toward her.

However, thanks to her professional training, she quickly regained composure and greeted him calmly:

“It’s just the Red Wine Magazine, sir, if you’re interested…”

“No, more interesting to me is why Lady Platinum would appear in a place like this.”

Pioneer interrupted her smoothly, causing Centaurea to fall silent once again.

“I—”

“And why...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [49]

Yu stared blankly at the swiftly departing Dali Temple official, then down at the money hastily left on the counter.

He didn’t even have a chance to tell the official that he’d overpaid…

Heal, however, seemed utterly unconcerned, simply sipping her wonton soup leisurely and exhaling contentedly.

Unable to help himself, Yu gave Heal another long look before finally blurting out:

“So… was this your doing?”

“Oh, careful there. You can’t just throw ar...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [48]

Walking through the bustling streets of Kazimierz, Pioneer’s steps appeared carefree.

His gaze wandered, taking in every detail of his surroundings, utterly indifferent to the curious glances thrown his way by passersby.

Lowering the brim of his cowboy hat, Pioneer pondered his next steps.

His mission in Kazimierz was straightforward. The City’s population was rapidly rising—soon likely reaching tens of thousands, according to Obsidian’s predictions.

As the pop...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [47]

Heal had thought of many ways to meet the True Lung, but ultimately, she’d settled on this simple yet direct approach.

Not because it was necessarily the best method—she’d simply planned to try every method she thought of until one worked. She’d just happened to succeed on the first try.

After all, this was her greatest advantage: she had countless ways to succeed, and she could afford countless attempts.

As long as one chance connected with the right possibility, it...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [46]

Yu Wei Restaurant.

A chubby Perro weaved energetically between tables, carrying plates filled with mouth-watering dishes and setting them down in front of eager customers.

Heal stepped inside, casting her gaze around at the diners. Many were clearly from Dali Temple—unfortunately, not the people she needed to meet.

Most patrons were simply ordinary residents of Baizao. Heal sighed softly, walking toward the long table near the kitchen and taking a...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [225]

Lisa’s gaze settled on Jiang Bai, and she smiled gently, eyes curving into crescents. "You came to help out too, hmm?"

"I didn’t actually help much," Jiang Bai replied, shrugging lightly.

Even if he hadn’t arrived, Kaeya would’ve handled the Abyss Mages quickly enough by himself.

Lisa shook her head slowly, her large, pointed hat swaying gracefully with the motion.

"Oh, you mustn't underestimate yourself. Anyone who willingly lends a hand during Mondstadt’s t...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [224]

Upon hearing the news, Deaconess Barbara hurried to the southern gate. The two unconscious knights were, fortunately, the only casualties in the current siege.

Thankfully, their injuries were not severe. The monsters who attacked them had deliberately avoided powerful blows to avoid raising alarm.

Under Barbara's gentle healing, both knights slowly regained consciousness.

“What happened? Did you see who attacked you?” Barbara asked softly.

Holding his aching head, ...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [223]

"[Abiogenesis: Solar Isotoma]!"

A massive barrier made of Geo energy erupted at the bridgehead, absorbing all incoming attacks.

Standing calmly at the front line, Albedo surveyed the advancing monsters without a flicker of panic.

"Moment of birth—rise!"

With a graceful wave of his hand, Geo energy converged rapidly. The earth trembled as enormous stone spikes surged upwards like a tidal wave, smashing into the massive Mitachurls leading the charge. View Post

Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [222]

As the largest hotel in Mondstadt and now the Fatui’s primary base in the city, the Goth Grand Hotel housed numerous Fatui members.

In a luxurious room, a Mirror Maiden summoned forth a watery mirror, the surface rippling before an image became clear.

At the center of the reflection was the Holy Lyre der Himmel, the very item they'd once stolen. Shifting the view outward, the figures of Venti and his companions appeared vividly in the mirror.

Clearly, they'd tampered with ...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [221]

“What happened?” Jean asked, her brows knitting tightly at Diluc's report.

Though the Knights of Favonius had their own sources of information, she was currently at Dawn Winery, and news from Mondstadt didn't always arrive swiftly.

Diluc didn't conceal anything, calmly laying out the details he'd received. “According to my informants, a large number of monsters are gathering around Mondstadt, accompanied by numerous Abyss Mages.”

Listening carefully, Jean rested her ...

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New TL's on Webnovel!

Should be on my main account!

Hope they don't get blocked...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [610]

On her way home from school, the sky was overcast, looking like it might rain at any moment.

Jeanne Alter had been looking forward to walking home beneath the afternoon sunlight—something she rarely got to experience, given that classes ended shortly after three. Yet it seemed the heavens weren’t in a cooperative mood today, covering her anticipated sunshine with thick, gloomy clouds.

It had still been sunny when she stepped out of the classroom, yet after dealing with that so...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [609]

Classes are boring.

Let me repeat that: classes are really, really boring.

The teacher kept droning on about things Jeanne Alter already knew. After all, she’d only inherited the Saint Graph of Jeanne Alter, not her brain. It’s not like changing her identity meant she’d suddenly forget everything she ever learned.

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [608]

At Kuoh Academy, there was a building surrounded by woods known as the Old School Building, rarely visited by students.

It used to serve as the school's main building, but its secluded location and eerie atmosphere had turned it into a hotspot for ghost stories—rumors of the school's "Seven Mysteries" frequently circulated about the place.

Despite its aged appearance, the wooden structure was actually in good condition—the windows were intact, and at first glance, nothing seem...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [607]

Private Kuoh Academy.

Located in Kuoh Town, Japan, this school was an all-girls’ academy until a few years ago, when it opened its doors to boys as a regular high school.

As a result, the gender ratio was wildly skewed—there were far more girls than boys, and quite a few beautiful overseas exchange students as well. The boys, meanwhile, were a rare species.

There are always naïve souls in this world—people who think, with such a lopsided rati...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [606]

Swordsmith Village, temporary headquarters.

In a room lined with tatami mats, folding screens, and bonsai, many people had gathered.

All the current Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps were present, kneeling in two lines, swords at their sides, bowing their heads toward Ubuyashiki Kagaya, who sat at the place of honor before a screen.

Before Muzan’s attack on headquarters, Ubuyashiki had already been moved to Swordsmith Village.

The village’s location, like the Corps...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [50]

"But unfortunately for you," came the voice from all directions, its malice freezing the blood, "you’ll all die here today."

"Then I’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed," Sora replied. "We’re taking this planet’s story with us—and we will escape!"

Ouja’s nerves were wound tight, her eyes scanning for the first sign of an attack.

No matter what happened, she would fulfill her duty as a protector.

And with Zulo’s full resurrection, there was...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [49]

The wailing cries silenced the tremors of the earth, if only for a moment.

Like the final cry of a dying world, it marked the end of a civilization on this planet.

But as that grief-laden sound echoed outward, the land itself began to change—wildly, uncontrollably.

The kind of change that defied logic. That challenged the very idea of what a planet could be.

Or perhaps—was this even a planet anymore?

Failing to stop the bullet’s flight, the ground ...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [48]

[Power Refresh Timer Remaining: 02:59:59]

Robin stared into the mirror of the vanity in front of her.

Polished. Composed. Her clothes were the only difference between now and when she first arrived on this planet via starship.

She’d washed away the dust and smoke of the past few days, using this planet’s own all-natural cosmetics to finish her look.

Soon, she would say goodbye to this world—a world that had endured...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [47]

[Power Refresh Timer Remaining: 16:13:00]

After a brief rest, Robin had finally shaken off her wartime mindset.

“This feeling is… kind of strange.”

She reflected on her first experience on the battlefield. It wasn’t something she’d forget for the rest of her life.

Even now, her fingers still remembered the recoil of pulling a trigger for the first time.

“…I wonder how the other guards get used to this...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [46]

[Power Refresh Timer Remaining: 23:54:13]

The universe was shrouded in shadow. So too was the planet.

Once known as the Life Goddess’s blessing, the Ecological Planet had once glowed with radiant green in the cold void.

But now, it was smothered beneath a choking haze—its once-vivid glow dulled, as though the world itself had been swallowed by the dark of space.

And then—light.

A single burst of radi...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [45]

Not long ago—

“Hey… have you noticed something off about this?”

Robin, currently helping lead the guerrilla strategy, had begun to sense something strange on the battlefield.

Maybe it was because this was her first time on a real front line—her attention to detail was overly sharp. But she voiced her suspicion anyway:

“These Voidwalkers… they’re not chasing us.”

She frowned, thinking hard, then blinked as a comparison clicked into place...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [44]

A flash of silver tore across the battlefield—Sora charged forward, switching into FangMetal, the form with the highest melee power in his arsenal.

Agility took a hit, yes—but when it came to pure destructive force, nothing surpassed this.

Yet even faced with the same form that had once nearly defeated him—

Zulo didn’t flinch.

He stood there, motionless.

Sora wasn’t about to waste the opportunity.

He triggered the Fang Memory—blades erupted from...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [43]

The tide of darkness surged forward, relentless.

It was as if the black waves intended to devour every last glimmer of color from this world.

The dull, sunless sky only deepened the feeling of impending doom. It seemed as though this planet was moments from falling into eternal silence.

And then—a spark flared in the distance.

“Tak!”

With a cry, a figure cloaked in green and purple light soared into the air, silver-lined cloak trailing behind like a comet...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [42]

Planet Camille, 4:04 PM.

"Hey, Anna. Your self-important little theory about this planet having no hope? Time’s up."

Sora handed over the freshly signed terminal and the black credit card he’d been given as payment.

He didn’t know how many credits it held, but surely enough to buy even a Stellaron Hunter—so it would be more than enough to purchase something greater:

Hope.

“Give me that bullet.”

“Y-You…”

Anna...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [41]

The awkwardness passed quickly, thanks to Sora.

Seeing him awake, Robin immediately came over to check on his condition.

After all, Sora had just used a power that was highly prone to going berserk—one that inflicted immense strain on both body and mind.

Robin didn’t want him suffering any long-term damage because of it.

But Sora only said, “I’ve never felt better.”

The instability from the Fang Memory had only manifested on the mental level. Now that h...

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The Black-Stockinged Nun Is Actually a Boy?! [20]

It quickly became clear that, at this stage, the players were still too weak. Against a supernatural species like werewolves, they were clearly at a disadvantage.

Even Li Wei, one of the top players in the group, was fighting with visible effort.

Fortunately, the sheer number of them made up for it. Barely.

But that delicate balance didn’t last long.

Jace, the werewolf alpha, suddenly dropped to all fours, his body tensing like a coiled spring, ready to lunge.

...

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The Black-Stockinged Nun Is Actually a Boy?! [19]

Outlanders—a term that, in truth, referred to players.

In Helen’s past life, NPCs in the game couldn’t distinguish the sudden influx of these otherworldly visitors, so they collectively referred to them as Outlanders. The term stuck all the way into the mid-to-late game.

So of course, Helen, a former player, was well-acquainted with it.

But… Outlanders as werewolves?

He remembered some players jokingly turning themselves into werewolves in the...

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The Black-Stockinged Nun Is Actually a Boy?! [18]

When Helen drove the carriage to the city gate, he found traffic completely stalled. A surge of merchant wagons from outside the city had caused a massive congestion, clogging the road like a swarm of inching worms.

“Ugh… Looks like we’ll be stuck until noon.” Helen sighed, staring at the crawling line of carts in resignation.

“If Sister Helen is in a hurry to leave the city, perhaps you’d like to exit through the military lane with Young Master Leo?”

Just as H...

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