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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [85]

“So, little miss, you mentioned nobody here dares to run with you. What's that all about?”

As she watched Tokai Teio warming up, Kagura casually asked the question that had been nagging her.

“I don't really know… Seems like after running with me once, they never want to race me again.”

“Oh… have you ever lost, little miss?”

“No way! Teio-sama would never lose!”

Seeing the little girl's confident and proud expression, Kagura didn’t doubt her ...

Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [84]

—[Kagura-chan! I just noticed this post—you’re actually Sensei Kagura! [Link]]

Having prepared breakfast for Rudolf Ojou-sama, Kagura went out for her morning jog and stopped beneath a tree in the park near Tracen. Leaning comfortably against its trunk, she savored one of the rare peaceful moments in her busy day. Suddenly, her phone chimed with a private message. She picked it up, noticing the sender was Wudi-san.

Clicking the link, Kagura saw the photo Cur...

Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [83]

“Everyone was so enthusiastic… I ate way too much…”

By the time Kagura left the cafeteria, it was already past nine in the evening.

This was the first time Kagura had experienced such bright and genuine affection from others. Today was, without question, the happiest day since she'd come to this world. Whether it was the gentle and thoughtful Eclipse-san, or her lively, passionate friends and senpai, everyone had left a deep impression on her today.

“Hehe… Who kn...

Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [82]

Kagura, still wandering outside, naturally had no idea about the commotion unfolding at school. After circling around all day, she finally returned, contentedly carrying a huge pile of groceries.

Eclipse-san, anything you particularly want to eat tonight? I’ll make it.

——Hehe, there's nothing special. Anything tasty is fine by me.

Having accompanied Kagura around town the entire afternoon, Eclipse-san felt thoroughly satisfied. Her standards were neve...

Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [81]

“Kagura-oneesan? What are you doing here?”

While Kagura was in the middle of eating her cake, she suddenly heard a familiar voice drifting in from her right side, accompanied by two gentle taps on her shoulder.

Turning her head slightly, Kagura noticed Mejiro McQueen, who had at some point sat down beside her, holding a towering plate of sweets. It seemed she had come here for a cheat meal.

Glancing further back, Kagura also spotted the elderly Mejiro butler standing not...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [170]

High above Tartaro, panic had already consumed everything.

The Nóēma that usually soothed emotions had suddenly lost all effectiveness, allowing everyone to witness the terrifying battle in outer space.

The enormous Deceiver Swarm King, comparable to a small asteroid, radiated overwhelming pressure, easily spreading dread through every person below.

Not to mention, its horrifying appearance alone plunged countless people into hysteria.

After all, it belonged to a gro...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [169]

Sora quickly found the rift Jobs had mentioned and steered the ship directly inside.

The interior of Tartaro was completely different from the exterior.

Most planets had scorching magma at their cores, yet Tartaro’s interior had none. Instead, it was calm, eerily calm.

Quiet, solid, lifeless…

This was Nóēma condensed to an extreme, forming a tangible structure that supported the entire planet. Thus, no other sound could exist here; all emotions were wiped away, a...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [168]

"A hater?" Robin curiously repeated the term.

"Right, Robin-san, how do you usually handle haters who don't like you?"

Shunji looked at Robin inquisitively.

Robin, as a galaxy-renowned superstar, naturally had countless fans. Among those fans were undoubtedly a number of haters. Thus, Shunji had come specifically to seek Robin's advice on how to deal with haters.

They were treating this inexplicable hater with great seriousness.

After all, this was Sora’s first...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [167]

—[The Tartaro Daily reminds you: Due to a Nóēma fluctuation last night, some bizarre phenomena may appear across the planet. Please remain calm.]

—[The Tartaro Security Division reminds you: The recent Nóēma disturbance may cause special Nóēma beings to wander the planet. If sighted, please contact Security Division immediately.]

A night passed, and when the whole planet awakened, it was as if they'd experienced a massive catastrophe. 2025-09-10 13:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [166]

“Please, Kamen Rider… help me, just this once…”

The voice gradually, gradually faded away as Jobs slipped into unconsciousness.

He didn't possess a strong body—all he had was his exceptionally shrewd mind and extraordinary drive.

It was this relentless drive that had earned Jobs the moniker of “Jobs, who always wins.”

Yet today, he had encountered the most devastating failure of his life.

In the end, he couldn’t even fulfill his wish to truly free...

Announcement: A WEBSITeE???

hehe hi so basically i've already got someone to work on the website! it should be around by next month maybe sooner if the stars line up but uhh its also should be a one eyar anniversary next month for me! 1 year of tling hehe

anyway yeah just wanted to let you guys know hehe

dont worry patreon is still required its how you access the new chapters ands stuff, and it should be easier to read than in patreon! and all that

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The Daily Life of Tokyo’s Phantom Thief [90]

Beneath Momoka’s strong facade, she had always carried an inferiority complex.

She believed she was useless—no education, no accomplishments. After three years struggling in Tokyo she still had nothing to show for it. She even harshly branded herself “society’s trash.”

From a utilitarian perspective, she wasn’t wrong. But Rinto hated that way of thinking.

No matter how much Momoka denied herself, Rinto affirmed her, called her his idol.

And the more he affi...

The Daily Life of Tokyo’s Phantom Thief [89]

In the love hotel’s trippy little pocket of time—

Rinto had, in the most literal sense, fallen completely under the Yoshizawa sisters’ spell.

The hours of loving your lovers are sweet like poison.

A person’s soul feels kneaded flat and rolled round, mixed and blended, until at last it melts into a lump of collective subconscious where there’s no more you-or-me.

They were his own private Mona Lisas—both of them were.

“Rinto-nii~ save me...”

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The Daily Life of Tokyo’s Phantom Thief [88]

“Mm—nyan...”

The drunkard whimpered awake, and the first thing she saw was the sleeping face of a handsome school-age guy.

Momoka stared, blank and besotted, for a good while—unable to pull herself out of the beauty of this younger, athletic-type pretty boy—drooling a wet patch onto Rinto’s arm.

Only when her brain—aged seventy by the hangover—finally crawled back online did the memories she’d blacked out under alcohol begin to return.

“...?...??......

The Daily Life of Tokyo’s Phantom Thief [87]

“—Momoka!”

Rinto ran home at the fastest speed of his life and yanked open the jammed front door.

He didn’t even change his shoes, just bolted in from the entryway.

He’d already imagined the worst.

Maybe by the time he got home, the place would be empty—no trace of the twenty-year-old disgrace of a booze-loving rock onee-san who’d lived with him for three months.

Every mark of her life here would be gone: no more underwear and tights tossed all over...

The Daily Life of Tokyo’s Phantom Thief [86]

Rinto looked at Sakiko’s tear-smeared face and reached out to wipe her tears.

Maybe to make herself seem more adult for part-time work, she’d put on makeup—eyeshadow, too.

As Rinto wiped at the black-streaked corners of her eyes, it felt almost like fitting a mask over her:

“You’re just a kid too. I don’t know what happened that forced you to go against your heart and abandon your friends. But what you need isn’t to take responsibility for Takamatsu To...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [165]

"Jobs, who always wins."

Probably nobody remembered this title now.

But if someone had said it decades ago, it would have amazed everyone.

He had been the undefeated general of the Interastral Peace Corporation.

Every contract he negotiated succeeded; every deal he touched turned into profit.

Whether barren fringe planets or stubborn, ancient interstellar civilizations, under his persuasion, they all became profitable territories for the IPC.

Someone once c...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [164]

At this moment, Nóēma seemed to become an extension of her sense of touch.

With Nóēma completely covering his entire body, Titania could distinctly feel every texture of the person beside her.

The lines of his muscles, the distribution of pores—every detail about his external body flooded Titania’s mind in an instant.

She could even clearly sense the rhythm of his beating heart.

Each beat echoed intimately, resonating through the Nóēma itself.

This stra...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [163]

"May fools have luck on their side in this universe."

Immersed deep within Nóēma, Hotaru furrowed her brow. The woman’s voice reverberating in her mind felt incredibly familiar.

Her body began glowing faintly; golden lines spread outward from her abdomen, gradually encasing her body like ornate armor.

Platinum-gold armor radiated sacredness, making her appear like an envoy of the divine.

Yet, at this moment, Hotaru’s brow tightened further, as if confron...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [162]

"The hidden perk is allowing your loved ones, nearing the end of their lives, to continue existing as Nóēma."

When Jobs said these words, a trace of tenderness flickered between his brows.

He gazed at a family photo held in his hand, lost in thought about something.

After the initial shock wore off, Hoshigaki Sora quickly adjusted his mindset.

In another world, perhaps allowing someone dead to continue existing would be extraordinary.

But in this universe, for ...

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [161]

Felice left without the slightest hesitation or lingering attachment to this place.

So, Hoshigaki Sora decided he might as well fully savor the hot springs here.

With his special identification, Sora could wander anywhere he pleased.

He sampled the delicacies unique to this planet and admired its scenic beauty.

After enjoying all this, Sora couldn’t help but sigh appreciatively, "Now, this is a vacation!"

No need to overthink, sleeping whenever he want...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [205]

“Trainer Mizuno, are you alright?”

Air Groove jogged up to Mizuno, carefully looking him over, her gaze finally stopping at his legs—specifically, at the spot where Symboli Rudolf’s tail was still wrapped around him…

“Ah…ahem.” Rudolf herself noticed it too and awkwardly yanked her tail back.

“I’m fine,” Mizuno shook his head.

“As long as you’re okay…” Air Groove let out a sigh of relief, but then another question popped into her head.

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [204]

“President Rudolf?!”

The Uma who’d originally planned to gang up on Mizuno, upon seeing that the one now blocking their path was Tracen’s own Student Council President Symboli Rudolf, instinctively shrank back a few steps.

As they recoiled from Rudolf’s overwhelming strength—able to one-shot even the red-leather-jacketed Uma—and from her authority as Council President, they also felt deeply confused.

Why had Tracen’s official forces arrived so fast this time?...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [203]

Mizuno took a freshener from his pocket—this was a by-product Gold Ship made while experimenting with the S-Grade Honey Drink—and sprayed himself to cover the milk smell.

He ran all the way and finally reached the tunnel mouth.

As long as he slipped out through this opening, he could leave the bounds of the secret boys’ dorm. The Uma who had to stay here to nab their own trainers would never find him.

But when Mizuno got to the tunnel, he didn’t bolt right away. He h...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [202]

While Mizuno kept sitting in the middle of the plaza, feeding the remaining Uma false information, the first wave he’d tricked into running the opposite way to find their trainers had now come storming back...

“Wrong! All of it is wrong!”

The returning Uma ringed Mizuno’s stall, the resentment rolling off them darkening the colors of the whole plaza.

“Mr. Dorm Supervisor...” A spiral-curled Uma stepped out, slammed the tabletop, and shattered the stall into four ...

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [201]

“Eh? Me?” Mizuno Sora pointed to himself in disbelief.

Faced with Yamamoto Sennin’s plea to save the secret boys’ dormitory, Mizuno was dumbfounded. He thought maybe Yamamoto Sennin, about to be Uma Pyoi’d by a mob of Uma, had simply despaired to the point of babbling nonsense.

After all, Mizuno was just a weak, pitiful, helpless rookie trainer. Usually he barely had time to hide from Umamusume, and now he was supposed to face hundreds, thousands of lovestruck o...