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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [73]

Taking advantage of Hayakawa-san being asleep, Mizuno Sora slipped out of the warehouse.

But he didn’t have the heart to leave her all alone in that dark place, so he carefully lifted her in his arms and carried her along.

Now—where should he put Hayakawa-san so she’d be safe?

After some thought, Mizuno decided to bring her to the academy’s infirmary so she could rest.

Of course, carrying a well-known, beautiful woman to the infirmary without attracting attenti...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [72]

“No way! NO WAYYYY!”

Mizuno Sora stared up in horror at the flushed face of Hayakawa Tazuna, refusing to believe what was happening right now.

One of his most trusted friends—Hayakawa-san—had actually tricked him into coming to this godforsaken, no-way-to-call-for-help, cut-off-from-the-world place… only to corner him and pounce?!

Mizuno couldn’t understand—if Hayakawa-san really was here to pounce on him, why hadn’t Fortune warned him? Didn’t she ...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [71]

At the gates of Tracen Academy.

Mizuno Sora had just stepped off the school bus when Hayakawa Tazuna, after matching the photo on her phone, spotted his figure.

Putting her phone away, Hayakawa waved at him.

“Trainer Mizuno, good morning~”

“Hayakawa-san, good morning.” Mizuno replied politely, hands in his pockets as he walked up to her.

“The parts you ordered last night have already arrived this morning,” Hayakawa said with a smile.

“Oh? That...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [285]

By the time they returned to Liyue Harbor, it was already deep into the night. Yujing Terrace was still under heavy guard.

The Millelith stood watch with utmost vigilance over all the items they had spent lavishly to purchase and place on Yujing Terrace.

When the incense balm was set down as well, Jiang Bai noticed there was still one empty space left on the altar.

“Still missing something?”

Zhongli nodded. “Mn. We still need a wild glaze lily.”

Jiang Bai...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [284]

Qiqi nodded, placed Bloop on top of her hat, and took the prescription to fetch the medicine.

“Everlasting incense… everlasting incense…” She held the prescription and climbed the ladder with practiced ease, rummaging through the medicine shelves. She found all the other things Jiang Bai had casually scribbled in, but the everlasting incense was nowhere to be seen.

After thinking for a moment, she took the prescription to the backyard to find Baizhu.

“Bai-xiansheng...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [283]

Thinking this, he picked up the wine bottle, slipped past the cat sunbathing on the balcony, and jumped down from the rooftop. Like the wind taking a turn, he landed right in front of the Adventurers’ Guild.

“Katheryne, if the blond Traveler comes looking for me, tell him I already know why he’s come, and that I’ve already set out for Liyue!”

“Understood.” Katheryne nodded, and in the blink of an eye, that figure in green was already gone like a gust of wind.

-...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [282]

The old obaa-san who made the kites clearly knew her stuff—once Zhongli explained their purpose, she understood immediately.

“Kites offered to the Anemo Archon—those, I let the paint wander freely outside the lines. But for the ones offered to the Lord of Geo, the patterns must be painted properly, true to the design.”

Zhongli picked up a purple kite and examined it closely. “The spiral sense of the thunder patterns on this one is very well done—just like the etern...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [281]

“In my day,” Madame Ping adjusted her glasses slightly, “people used to say that glaze lilies could understand human nature. If they heard pleasant sounds—songs, laughter—they would flourish. But if the opposite happened… if they heard too many unpleasant noises, like messy gossip and rumors, they would wither away quickly.”

Hearing this, Jiang Bai immediately crouched down beside a patch of glaze lilies and began singing, while having Bloop on his shoulder water them at t...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [65]

Although he didn’t quite understand where things had gone off track, the whole pretty girl feeding play didn’t feel bad, even if Linen was the one doing the feeding.

Thanks to Linen’s efforts, the sweet strawberry shortcake gradually disappeared from the plate, piece by piece making its way into Teresia’s mouth.

But since the two of them weren’t exactly in perfect sync, and Linen’s mind wasn’t fully on the task, busy turning over possible scenarios for what ...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [64]

“What’s the point of bringing out a toy like that? If you’ve got anything impressive, just use it!”

The towel pulled from her mouth, Teresia fixed Linen with a cold stare, her tone dripping open disdain and contempt.

And to this, Linen was genuinely taken aback.

“Miss Teresia, am I to take that as you actively requesting I treat you… more roughly?”

“…”

Her gaze could have killed if eyes were blades, but with her hands and feet bound, facing th...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [63]

“Who… are you?”

From the haze of unconsciousness, Teresia blinked at the glowing orb floating before her, a faint frown creasing her brow.

“Foolish assassin—you’ve even forgotten my name?”

The orb trembled with agitation.

“I am Lumbia Shafolin—great Outer Ring Arcana Mage of the Tower of Chronomancy, sixth-ring Flame Manipulator, Apostle of Withering—one of your superiors within the Zijinghua Empire. I am here, representing the great Sages, to issue...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [62]

Quinn-sensei’s little Illusionist lecture lasted longer than expected.

True to her word, she only shared some of her own insights into the use of Illusion Arcana. Yet, from a sixth-ring Arcana Mage bearing the blood of an ancient dragon, even a few scraps of knowledge that slipped between her fingers were treasures beyond measure for Elena, who had been groping her way through the dark.

Linen listened with just as much interest. He might not be an Illusionist, but the school’s...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [61]

Gust didn’t linger for long. They had just gone through a great battle, and there were still many matters that required a Grand Arcana Master like him to handle and clean up. On top of that, a sudden urgent Arcana message had reached him, so he began bidding everyone farewell.

“It’s been a pleasure being with you, children, but I have to leave now.”

Just then, as if something had suddenly come to mind, he turned to Linen.

“Linen, there’s also an acquaintance of y...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [125]

The artificial sun had long since gone out, and darkness now covered the planet.

And yet—the planet was not swallowed in blackness.

Because there was something brighter than the man-made sun, something whose radiance poured down even fuller than before, blazing over the world.

Something larger than any building on the planet.

It squatted over the land like an enormous cocoon—not grotesque, but suffused with an unexplainable holiness.

Inside was the Aeon of Pr...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [124]

A massive curtain of rain poured from the sky, gathering into a vast cocoon heavy with life.

Inside, platinum-white radiance flickered.

The flicker was not without pattern—look closely, and you could see it pulsing like a heartbeat.

Around it, an army of clones stood waiting—faces the same, bodies the same.

They waited for the life inside to emerge, for their god to descend once more into the world.

Within, unseen by any, white and gold stripes wove together,...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [123]

One lamp after another flickered to life, pushing the darkness away.

In moments, the light bathed the whole area, bright as day.

“To think… the last reserves of this planet’s energy ended up being used by us.”

Chenyu, having switched on every light here, glanced at Sora.
“Never thought it’d be so soon—barely left this place, and now we’re back.”

Indeed—this was the very spot where they had once planned to burn themselves out, letting the aura of ...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [122]

The blade that could split atoms itself, under Sora’s steady pressure, slid slowly into her body.

Does it hurt?

No.

It did not.

Though part of her body still resembled flesh and blood, it had long since begun to shed the constraints of mortal tissue.

Audience with an Aeon. Resonance with a Stellaron. The call of a path…

Titanironia now stood only one step away from ascending to Aeonhood, from reclaiming her dominion over the Path of Propagation...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [121]

A searing white curtain of light burst open before their eyes, stealing away every trace of vision.

Every sensor on the ship was rendered useless in the face of such an overwhelming surge of energy.

At the very front, even the ship’s outer shield cracked in an instant under the violent shockwave.

The hull began to melt in places, molten iron dripping from the sky like dark raindrops.

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tis an announcement

uhh basically my DRAFTS or STOCKPILE of tl chapters is looking mighty dry rn its like im in a famine, im so hungryyy uuuuuu

so uhhh

let me work on it like i mean acc work on it and updates will be back on monday...

please dont leave me its only a few daysss

but yeah with that there should be no tls that get skipped updates unless heh

anyway uhhhhhh

kitasan and legendary and heroic spirit

will still be updated, but thats tomorrow so th...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [100]

Almond Eye hadn’t expected that running 2000 meters would take so much more out of her than sprint races. After crossing the finish line and hearing she'd won, everything else had passed in a daze.

When her awareness finally cleared, she looked around in confusion, realizing she was lying in bed, staring up at a stark white ceiling.

This is… the school infirmary?

Just as she recognized her surroundings, an anxious, nearly frantic voice rang out beside her.

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [99]

After effortlessly overtaking Almond Eye and noticing through peripheral vision that many others had similarly fallen behind, Shining Starlight felt no joy—instead, confusion filled her mind.

They were all nearing graduation, and according to Doctor Agnes Tachyon's assessment of their honkaku-ka, within a year or two they'd need to prepare for admission to Tracen Academy.

Their family backgrounds were similar—each producing renowned Uma Musume—and thus, their paths had been ...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [98]

As Almond Eye surged forward on the track, leaving all competitors far behind, the crowd erupted into applause and heated chatter.

“Oh! That kid’s amazing! Almond Eye, right? She'll definitely become an incredible Uma Musume someday!”

“I've heard of her; she’s from Lord Kanaloa's family, one of the juniors.”

“Yeah, my kid mentioned her too. Her family's known for short-distance races. Didn't expect her to run this well at 2000 meters!”

Amid the commotio...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [97]

As Yasui Makoto stood stunned by Almond's sudden appearance, the girl herself, walking from the paddock to the starting gate, unconsciously scanned the spectator stands, searching for the trainer she’d heard so much about.

To find her own direction, she’d naturally paid close attention to Kitasan Black—and of course, she’d also looked up information on Yasui Makoto himself.

What she'd discovered had astonished her:

This trainer was none other than the young geniu...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [96]

As Kitasan Black guided Almond Eye on the practice field, Yasui Makoto encountered several familiar faces across campus—Air Groove among them.

Having frequently communicated over matters regarding Kitasan Black and Crushing Raise recently, Yasui found himself walking alongside Air Groove after their coincidental meeting.

Given Air Groove's reputation, her appearance at the event naturally drew considerable attention.

Nearly every few steps they took, they were accosted by ...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [95]

Bringing the newly acquainted Almond Eye onto the school track, Kitasan Black took a deep breath, gently pressing her hand against her chest before turning to smile.

“Little Almond, you know how to warm up, right?”

Little Almond…?

Almond Eye had been quietly observing her senpai all along, but hearing the nickname made her blink slightly in surprise.

“…I do. My family senpais taught me.”

As I thought, she’s from a prestigious family too...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [94]

Throughout her self-introduction, Kitasan Black kept stealing glances toward the corner of the classroom.

Before her, several friends and other Uma Musume had introduced themselves, detailing their past achievements and illustrious family lineages. Each time, the little girls in the audience burst into excited cheers, eager and enthusiastic.

Yet throughout those cheers, the little girl in the corner just rested her head on folded arms, absent-mindedly tracing random shapes on her ...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [93]

In the week following the training race, Gradient Acceleration and sharp uphill turns became the core of Kitasan Black’s special training routine.

With the additional practice, not only did her basic attributes like speed and sprinting noticeably improve, but she also grew more adept at the tactical aspects of racing.

Initially planning to take a routine break during the weekend, Yasui Makoto received an invitation from the Student Council on Friday, asking if he and Kitasan Bla...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [92]

The principles behind "Corner Positioning" and "Corner Blocking" were fundamentally similar; the primary difference was that Positioning could be executed with fewer Uma Musume, often just one or two, whereas Blocking required more coordinated teamwork.

On a curve, front-runner Uma Musume naturally tended to cling to the inner lane, both from instinct and to counteract centrifugal force. As a result, leaders often unintentionally blocked the ideal paths of trailing runners, causing thos...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: From Getting Knocked Ten Meters Away [91]

Yasui Makoto completely missed the subtle expressions on the Uma Musume’s faces, entirely absorbed in helping Kitasan Black recover properly.

He hadn't mentioned it to anyone yet, but he was truly looking forward to seeing how his Uma Musume would perform in the Satsuki Sho.

Over the past few months, both Kitasan Black’s steady growth and her consecutive victories had proven they were on the right track. The upcoming G1 race would undoubtedly be the real test of all their swea...

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Slacking Professionally at Tracen [100]

By the time Agnes Digital woke up again, she had fully returned to normal.

Yet, something felt subtly different this time around. Kitahara Sota couldn’t help but notice the slight shift in how she looked at him and behaved around him.

Still, he didn't dwell on it much, chalking it up as a lingering side effect of the potion.

However...

Watching Agnes Digital—now completely back to normal—still wandering around his dorm wearing that thin, pink sleepwear, Kitahara ...

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