This video originally released in 2018, and was super popular for awhile! Sadly, it was demonetized by YouTube for references to real world tragedies and a few edgy jokes, and YouTube blacklisted it from search results.
Anyway, I've now uploaded a neutered version to YouTube. The uncensored cut will live here on Patreon. Enjoy it if you're never seen it before!
This is maybe my favorite Christmas movie! I watched it through with my good friends Dick & Sean and we now present our full audio commentary track for your listening pleasure!
As a note, this was recorded with the STANDARD version of the movie. It will not sync up correctly with the extended cut. We found the standard version available for rent on Amazon, but you should be able to find it just about anywhere.
Disney has blocked Rise of Skywalker: A Cinematic Failure WORLDWIDE.
That video was making me a few hundred dollars in ad revenue every month, which is now gone. As such, I must again stress that you guys on Patreon are the ones who make this all possible. Even when the major studios unite in the spirit of fucking small creators like me, I can keep soldiering on and making content even without that ad revenue.
Again, here is the uncensored version on Vimeo. We will see if Disne...
We did it fam. We reviewed every episode. Now we can rest.
2020-12-18 13:35:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I couldn't resistÂ
2020-12-14 09:57:53 +0000 UTC View Post
What a nightmare...
2020-12-13 08:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Can't believe these bozos are forcing me to defend Jeremy! HERE WE GO!!!
2020-12-10 02:58:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'M GONNA REVIEW EVERY DANG EPISODE OF THIS SHOW I SWEAR IT
2020-12-01 19:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I am committed to reviewing this entire season even if it kills me
2020-11-25 12:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Chapter 12: The Siege. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!2020-11-23 00:23:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Spoiler: I am getting ready to quit this boring AF show
Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Chapter 11: The Heiress. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!
(Sorry I didn't get this one up earlier!)
These have been a bit of practice for me, to see how quickly I can edit a review together. I' think I'm getting better at it!
2020-11-18 04:20:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Chapter 10: The Passenger. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!
Spoiler alert: I liked this episode!
Hey guys, just wanted to give a quick thank you to all of you for continuing to support me and my work. As many of you already know, this has been a very rough year for me personally, and knowing I have people like you, who truly understand and enjoy my comedy, is one of the few shining lights in this dark time.
I've got a number of different projects in the works that I think many of you will love, so please stay tuned! And as always, your feedback is invaluable. If you like (or hate)...
Disney copyright struck this one on YouTube, so Patreon is getting it before anyone else. Enjoy!
2020-11-03 08:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Season Two, Episode One: The Marshall. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!
Spoiler alert: I was underwhelmed by this episode! If you want a more positive experience, maybe watch the episode first without me talking over it!
Couldn't not make a video on this guy, lol
2020-10-31 03:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
What have you guys been thinking about a week of straight Vito rants?
2020-10-23 03:26:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure some of you have noticed I've been doing a lot of trailer reactions lately. Hope you've been liking them. Let me know what you think!
2020-10-21 23:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
WHO IS EXCITED FOR GARBAGE!?
2020-10-14 17:53:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Have yourselves a happy Halloween with this Evil Dead audio commentary track! Watch the original The Evil Dead (1981) on Netflix (or elsewhere) and sync up this track for some good laughs!
Featuring:
Vito (The King)
Dick Masterson (TheDickShow.com)
Sean the Audio Engineer
Hope you enjoy it!
Not sure what to say about this one, other than I hope that you guys like it!
Since this is the uncensored cut, you get to hear me say the f word and get an extended rants about some aspects of Chinese culture that have me a bit worried (lol).
Now that this one's finally off my plate I have a bunch of other videos to get back to work on. Thanks for sticking with me folks!
2020-10-06 11:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, I'm working on GOTCHA: Mulan Edition. People seem to really love the Gotcha portions from my other reviews so I want to see if it works as a standalone series.
I'm going to put patreon credits on this one, so please comment or PM me if you don't want your name on it. I may still have the list of people who opted out on the last one but please resend just to make sure.
I recorded the VO and it's pretty funny. I hope you guys will like it!
And you thought Rey was bad! Welcome to Mulan 2020, a story about a magic Chinese girl who discovers she has incredible force abilities... oh I'm sorry, I meant CHI abilities. Who easily overcomes every obstacle as the people around her watch in amazement, mystified by this goddess who walks among them. This movie is pure filtered trash.
Here's my review.
Somebody had the cool idea for me to record Patreon exclusive vlogs. Just little updates about my life and what I'm working on. I thought it was a good idea, so here's the first one!
Let me know what you think!
Sat down with the boys for another hilarious movie commentary! Get yourself a copy of Mad Max 3 from your favorite streaming service and sync it up with this bad boy for a good ol' time!
Watch a preview here: https://youtu.be/Rz4lIjHwcgk
Awesome podcast, had a ton of fun. Definitely recommend giving it a listen!
2020-08-19 17:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I opened a box of magic cards. I found it interesting!
Btw, I've decided my next two video essays will be about Star Wars. I know I'm beating a dead horse but this will be the year of Star Wars and then I never talk about it again.
I just have to rip apart Force Awakens. It is my destiny.
Yikes! What was DC Comics thinking!? Let's take a look with another hot Vito rant!
(Thanks for bearing with me folks. Been a tough month, going through some stuff, BUT I have a lot of new videos queued up. Just need to edit all this nonsense...)
